Reposted by mcguireonfirefesshole 🧻 @fesshole.bsky.social · 10/09/2026Met a great guy and things were going really well until the third date when he told me he was a landlord and started complaining about his tenants. Ghosted him after that, not going to be living with a parasite 1952918
Reposted by mcguireonfireShar A @sharal.bsky.social · 29/08/2026Caroline Aherne going toe to toe with Manning. I miss her. 216428
Reposted by mcguireonfirefesshole 🧻 @fesshole.bsky.social · 18/07/2026I think my wife loves her horse more than me. The horse has an itchy arse so she rubs special oils into it every night. I told her I've got an itchy arse but she told me to go fuck myself 2737912
Reposted by mcguireonfirefesshole 🧻 @fesshole.bsky.social · 29/10/2025When I was a little kid I didn't know much about drugs and thought people that did crack were sniffing each others arses 152168
Reposted by mcguireonfirefesshole 🧻 @fesshole.bsky.social · 01/05/2025My partner was explaining why they were so unhappy at work while sitting outside a pub, but I missed all of it as I was distracted by a tiny dog with an unfeasibly large penis 92255
Reposted by mcguireonfirefesshole 🧻 @fesshole.bsky.social · 30/04/2025As a child, I always thought it was weird that my grandad kept a pair of garden shears in the bathroom, where he had no plants. As an adult, I understand it now. They were his shit chopping shears for when they were too big to flush. Guess it runs in the family. 111314
Reposted by mcguireonfireBryan’s Gunn @bryansgunn.bsky.social · 13/04/2025He’s a real threat from deep 321070291
Reposted by mcguireonfireBryan’s Gunn @bryansgunn.bsky.social · 03/04/2025On the pitch, you need that hunger… 40672221
mcguireonfire @mcguireonfire.bsky.social · 20/02/2025Grateful to @pilotbeer.co.uk for inventing cask beer. This Strata Pale is a delight. 3241
mcguireonfire @mcguireonfire.bsky.social · 20/02/2025Red Kite (nitro) from @blackisle.bsky.social at the Koelschip Yard. My favourite pint in Glasgow. 010
mcguireonfire @mcguireonfire.bsky.social · 15/02/2025I have loads but this was the first that came to mind. music.apple.com/gb/album/fal...music.apple.comFall In Love With Me by Iggy Pop on Apple MusicSong · 1977 · Duration 6:31 010
Reposted by mcguireonfireLaura Knetzger @lauraknetzger.bsky.social · 13/02/2025Hey guys meta announced a new policy where they send a killer to get you so be sure to go to settings>my account > killer> disable killer to turn that off 5268498013
Reposted by mcguireonfireGary @shamrocknroll84.bsky.social · 11/02/2025And far cheaper too! scottishrefugeecouncil.bigcartel.com/product/scot...scottishrefugeecouncil.bigcartel.comScottish Refugee Council tartan scarfIn partnership with Slanj Scotland, we are delighted to launch our new tartan scarves in our officially registered Scottish Refugee Council tartan.... 0145
Reposted by mcguireonfireSimon Oldridge @sioldridge.bsky.social · 07/02/2025Experts agree that a 100% renewables-based energy system is feasible now—and that it will save us money, and free us from dependence on hostile or unpredictable petro-states like the USA. Key evidence 🧵1/3 1️⃣ A meta-study—of many studies around the 🌎—showing strong agreement that it's feasible:brookes.ac.ukResearchers agree: The world can reach a 100% renewable energy system by or before 2050 - Oxford Brookes UniversityNew analysis of energy research by 23 scientists around the world has concluded that the world can reach a 100% renewable energy system by or before 2050. 620990
Reposted by mcguireonfireD Mcguire @dmcguirecfc67.bsky.social · 01/02/2025Guys Remember Motherwell is collecting for their foodbank Tomorrow a few of their fans always Donate stuff to ours 👍 15438
mcguireonfire @mcguireonfire.bsky.social · 01/02/2025Treated myself to a box of big cans from Arbor 🍻 010
Reposted by mcguireonfireBryan’s Gunn @bryansgunn.bsky.social · 01/02/2025He makes himself big 1022038697
mcguireonfire @mcguireonfire.bsky.social · 14/01/2025@rgcceltic.bsky.social there's your song on the wireless the now. 010
mcguireonfire @mcguireonfire.bsky.social · 06/01/2025Watching all the Met Office snow warnings from Scotland. 000
mcguireonfire @mcguireonfire.bsky.social · 05/01/2025Football turned out good today.media.tenor.coma man in a suit and tie stands next to a woman in a white shirt and says well well wellALT: a man in a suit and tie stands next to a woman in a white shirt and says well well well 000
Reposted by mcguireonfireTom Reagan’s Witch’s Hat @rufustsuperfly.bsky.social · 03/01/2025Apple TV is now free to watch all weekend. Plenty of time to watch all 4 seasons of Slow Horses. Thank me later. 2904569560
mcguireonfire @mcguireonfire.bsky.social · 02/01/2025Not a good day of football.media.tenor.coma man wearing glasses sits in an office with a map behind himALT: a man wearing glasses sits in an office with a map behind him 120
mcguireonfire @mcguireonfire.bsky.social · 29/12/2024Been listening to some great music tonight and then this comes on and you remember how great they were at their peak. youtu.be/GWAC4UeWGd0?...youtu.beSimple Minds - New Gold Dream (Maxi) 12"YouTube video by fery2 181
mcguireonfire @mcguireonfire.bsky.social · 29/12/2024Finally got around to watching it. An absolute treat and full of great stuff like this. 000
mcguireonfire @mcguireonfire.bsky.social · 29/12/2024Sometimes you worry when breweries try a bold crossover that it won't work. This isn't one of those occasions. Outstanding work @northernmonk.bsky.social @thornbridge.bsky.social 150
mcguireonfire @mcguireonfire.bsky.social · 29/12/2024Another good day of football.media.tenor.coma man in a white suit and white turtleneck is standing in front of a door .ALT: a man in a white suit and white turtleneck is standing in front of a door . 020
mcguireonfire @mcguireonfire.bsky.social · 29/12/2024Me at the start of 2024 / me at the end of 2024 020
mcguireonfire @mcguireonfire.bsky.social · 28/12/2024You should donate to Wikipedia because it's a great public resource and a reminder of how great the Internet can be when not run for advertising profit. But if you want to donate to spite that cunt then that's fine too. 1193
mcguireonfire @mcguireonfire.bsky.social · 26/12/2024Boxing Day football turned out nice.media.tenor.coma man and a woman are standing next to each other with well well well written in greenALT: a man and a woman are standing next to each other with well well well written in green 0110
mcguireonfire @mcguireonfire.bsky.social · 25/12/2024Sault dropped a new album, what a great Christmas gift. music.apple.com/gb/album/act...music.apple.comActs of Faith by Sault on Apple MusicAlbum · 2024 · 9 Songs 020
mcguireonfire @mcguireonfire.bsky.social · 24/12/2024Possibly sat on this one too long? BB dates are just suggestions, right @northernmonk.bsky.social 870
mcguireonfire @mcguireonfire.bsky.social · 22/12/2024Got a very rare empty tonight. Having a beer and watching the football. Pretty much what I'd be doing anyway. 150
mcguireonfire @mcguireonfire.bsky.social · 22/12/20246 Music currently playing the best Christmas song. youtu.be/nud2TQNahaU?...youtu.beThe Waitresses - Christmas Wrapping (Music Video)YouTube video by scamparoo 030
mcguireonfire @mcguireonfire.bsky.social · 21/12/2024Black Doves and Day of the Jackal suffered from the same issue for me. I could not give a single shit about the private lives of spies/hitmen/secret agents. 010
mcguireonfire @mcguireonfire.bsky.social · 13/12/2024When I've just ordered my first pint of the day. 030
mcguireonfire @mcguireonfire.bsky.social · 13/12/2024Ram yer Wordle. Wordle 1,273 X/6* ⬛🟨⬛⬛🟨 ⬛🟩⬛🟩🟩 ⬛🟩⬛🟩🟩 ⬛🟩⬛🟩🟩 ⬛🟩⬛🟩🟩 ⬛🟩⬛🟩🟩 400