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mcguireonfire

@mcguireonfire.bsky.social
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Glaswegian. Good beer, music, Celtic FC, cycling.

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fesshole 🧻 @fesshole.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Met a great guy and things were going really well until the third date when he told me he was a landlord and started complaining about his tenants. Ghosted him after that, not going to be living with a parasite
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Shar A @sharal.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Caroline Aherne going toe to toe with Manning. I miss her.
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fesshole 🧻 @fesshole.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
I think my wife loves her horse more than me. The horse has an itchy arse so she rubs special oils into it every night. I told her I've got an itchy arse but she told me to go fuck myself
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fesshole 🧻 @fesshole.bsky.social · 29/10/2025
When I was a little kid I didn't know much about drugs and thought people that did crack were sniffing each others arses
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fesshole 🧻 @fesshole.bsky.social · 01/05/2025
My partner was explaining why they were so unhappy at work while sitting outside a pub, but I missed all of it as I was distracted by a tiny dog with an unfeasibly large penis
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fesshole 🧻 @fesshole.bsky.social · 30/04/2025
As a child, I always thought it was weird that my grandad kept a pair of garden shears in the bathroom, where he had no plants. As an adult, I understand it now. They were his shit chopping shears for when they were too big to flush. Guess it runs in the family.
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Bryan’s Gunn @bryansgunn.bsky.social · 13/04/2025
He’s a real threat from deep
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Bryan’s Gunn @bryansgunn.bsky.social · 03/04/2025
On the pitch, you need that hunger…
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mcguireonfire @mcguireonfire.bsky.social · 25/03/2025
Me in the national security group chat.
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mcguireonfire @mcguireonfire.bsky.social · 20/02/2025
Grateful to @pilotbeer.co.uk for inventing cask beer. This Strata Pale is a delight.
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mcguireonfire @mcguireonfire.bsky.social · 20/02/2025
Red Kite (nitro) from @blackisle.bsky.social at the Koelschip Yard. My favourite pint in Glasgow.
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mcguireonfire @mcguireonfire.bsky.social · 15/02/2025
I have loads but this was the first that came to mind. music.apple.com/gb/album/fal...
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Fall In Love With Me by Iggy Pop on Apple Music
Song · 1977 · Duration 6:31
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Laura Knetzger @lauraknetzger.bsky.social · 13/02/2025
Hey guys meta announced a new policy where they send a killer to get you so be sure to go to settings>my account > killer> disable killer to turn that off
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Gary @shamrocknroll84.bsky.social · 11/02/2025
And far cheaper too! scottishrefugeecouncil.bigcartel.com/product/scot...
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Scottish Refugee Council tartan scarf
In partnership with Slanj Scotland, we are delighted to launch our new tartan scarves in our officially registered Scottish Refugee Council tartan....
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mcguireonfire @mcguireonfire.bsky.social · 07/02/2025
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Simon Oldridge @sioldridge.bsky.social · 07/02/2025
Experts agree that a 100% renewables-based energy system is feasible now—and that it will save us money, and free us from dependence on hostile or unpredictable petro-states like the USA. Key evidence 🧵1/3 1️⃣ A meta-study—of many studies around the 🌎—showing strong agreement that it's feasible:
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Researchers agree: The world can reach a 100% renewable energy system by or before 2050 - Oxford Brookes University
New analysis of energy research by 23 scientists around the world has concluded that the world can reach a 100% renewable energy system by or before 2050.
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mcguireonfire @mcguireonfire.bsky.social · 02/02/2025
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D Mcguire @dmcguirecfc67.bsky.social · 01/02/2025
Guys Remember Motherwell is collecting for their foodbank Tomorrow a few of their fans always Donate stuff to ours 👍
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mcguireonfire @mcguireonfire.bsky.social · 01/02/2025
Treated myself to a box of big cans from Arbor 🍻
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Bryan’s Gunn @bryansgunn.bsky.social · 01/02/2025
He makes himself big
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mcguireonfire @mcguireonfire.bsky.social · 27/01/2025
Well that's fair brightened up my Monday.
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mcguireonfire @mcguireonfire.bsky.social · 14/01/2025
@rgcceltic.bsky.social there's your song on the wireless the now.
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mcguireonfire @mcguireonfire.bsky.social · 06/01/2025
Watching all the Met Office snow warnings from Scotland.
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mcguireonfire @mcguireonfire.bsky.social · 05/01/2025
Football turned out good today.
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Tom Reagan’s Witch’s Hat @rufustsuperfly.bsky.social · 03/01/2025
Apple TV is now free to watch all weekend. Plenty of time to watch all 4 seasons of Slow Horses. Thank me later.
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mcguireonfire @mcguireonfire.bsky.social · 02/01/2025
Not a good day of football.
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Oldfirmfacts @oldfirmfacts.bsky.social · 31/12/2024
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mcguireonfire @mcguireonfire.bsky.social · 31/12/2024
Told.them to ram their knighthood. Again.
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mcguireonfire @mcguireonfire.bsky.social · 29/12/2024
Been listening to some great music tonight and then this comes on and you remember how great they were at their peak. youtu.be/GWAC4UeWGd0?...
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Simple Minds - New Gold Dream (Maxi) 12"
YouTube video by fery2
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mcguireonfire @mcguireonfire.bsky.social · 29/12/2024
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mcguireonfire @mcguireonfire.bsky.social · 29/12/2024
Captain's log...
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mcguireonfire @mcguireonfire.bsky.social · 29/12/2024
Finally got around to watching it. An absolute treat and full of great stuff like this.
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mcguireonfire @mcguireonfire.bsky.social · 29/12/2024
Sometimes you worry when breweries try a bold crossover that it won't work. This isn't one of those occasions. Outstanding work @northernmonk.bsky.social @thornbridge.bsky.social
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mcguireonfire @mcguireonfire.bsky.social · 29/12/2024
Another good day of football.
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mcguireonfire @mcguireonfire.bsky.social · 29/12/2024
Me at the start of 2024 / me at the end of 2024
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mcguireonfire @mcguireonfire.bsky.social · 28/12/2024
You should donate to Wikipedia because it's a great public resource and a reminder of how great the Internet can be when not run for advertising profit. But if you want to donate to spite that cunt then that's fine too.
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mcguireonfire @mcguireonfire.bsky.social · 26/12/2024
Boxing Day football turned out nice.
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mcguireonfire @mcguireonfire.bsky.social · 25/12/2024
Jingle Helles 🍻🎄
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mcguireonfire @mcguireonfire.bsky.social · 25/12/2024
Sault dropped a new album, what a great Christmas gift. music.apple.com/gb/album/act...
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Acts of Faith by Sault on Apple Music
Album · 2024 · 9 Songs
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mcguireonfire @mcguireonfire.bsky.social · 25/12/2024
Scout's Christmas present.
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mcguireonfire @mcguireonfire.bsky.social · 25/12/2024
Champion's League lineup.
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mcguireonfire @mcguireonfire.bsky.social · 24/12/2024
Possibly sat on this one too long? BB dates are just suggestions, right @northernmonk.bsky.social
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mcguireonfire @mcguireonfire.bsky.social · 24/12/2024
Scout is pooped out already.
Black and white dog lying on a bed half covered in a duvet.
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mcguireonfire @mcguireonfire.bsky.social · 24/12/2024
Who's this cool customer?
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mcguireonfire @mcguireonfire.bsky.social · 22/12/2024
Got a very rare empty tonight. Having a beer and watching the football. Pretty much what I'd be doing anyway.
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mcguireonfire @mcguireonfire.bsky.social · 22/12/2024
6 Music currently playing the best Christmas song. youtu.be/nud2TQNahaU?...
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The Waitresses - Christmas Wrapping (Music Video)
YouTube video by scamparoo
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mcguireonfire @mcguireonfire.bsky.social · 21/12/2024
Black Doves and Day of the Jackal suffered from the same issue for me. I could not give a single shit about the private lives of spies/hitmen/secret agents.
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mcguireonfire @mcguireonfire.bsky.social · 13/12/2024
Prost 🍻
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mcguireonfire @mcguireonfire.bsky.social · 13/12/2024
When I've just ordered my first pint of the day.
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mcguireonfire @mcguireonfire.bsky.social · 13/12/2024
Ram yer Wordle. Wordle 1,273 X/6* ⬛🟨⬛⬛🟨 ⬛🟩⬛🟩🟩 ⬛🟩⬛🟩🟩 ⬛🟩⬛🟩🟩 ⬛🟩⬛🟩🟩 ⬛🟩⬛🟩🟩
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