Reposted by mcguireonfirefesshole 🧻 @fesshole.bsky.social · 10/09/2026Met a great guy and things were going really well until the third date when he told me he was a landlord and started complaining about his tenants. Ghosted him after that, not going to be living with a parasite 1952918
Reposted by mcguireonfireShar A @sharal.bsky.social · 29/08/2026Caroline Aherne going toe to toe with Manning. I miss her. 216428
Reposted by mcguireonfirefesshole 🧻 @fesshole.bsky.social · 18/07/2026I think my wife loves her horse more than me. The horse has an itchy arse so she rubs special oils into it every night. I told her I've got an itchy arse but she told me to go fuck myself 2737912
Reposted by mcguireonfirefesshole 🧻 @fesshole.bsky.social · 29/10/2025When I was a little kid I didn't know much about drugs and thought people that did crack were sniffing each others arses 152168
mcguireonfire @mcguireonfire.bsky.social · 30/08/2025Haha. Looks great though, the technological goofball. 010
mcguireonfire @mcguireonfire.bsky.social · 01/06/2025@karenmogwai.bsky.social this was the copy you told me to read. 110
Reposted by mcguireonfirefesshole 🧻 @fesshole.bsky.social · 01/05/2025My partner was explaining why they were so unhappy at work while sitting outside a pub, but I missed all of it as I was distracted by a tiny dog with an unfeasibly large penis 92255
Reposted by mcguireonfirefesshole 🧻 @fesshole.bsky.social · 30/04/2025As a child, I always thought it was weird that my grandad kept a pair of garden shears in the bathroom, where he had no plants. As an adult, I understand it now. They were his shit chopping shears for when they were too big to flush. Guess it runs in the family. 111314
Reposted by mcguireonfireBryan’s Gunn @bryansgunn.bsky.social · 13/04/2025He’s a real threat from deep 321070291
Reposted by mcguireonfireBryan’s Gunn @bryansgunn.bsky.social · 03/04/2025On the pitch, you need that hunger… 40672221
mcguireonfire @mcguireonfire.bsky.social · 20/02/2025Spot on. They made me wear a flat cap too which helped. 020
mcguireonfire @mcguireonfire.bsky.social · 20/02/2025Grateful to @pilotbeer.co.uk for inventing cask beer. This Strata Pale is a delight. 3241
mcguireonfire @mcguireonfire.bsky.social · 20/02/2025Red Kite (nitro) from @blackisle.bsky.social at the Koelschip Yard. My favourite pint in Glasgow. 010
mcguireonfire @mcguireonfire.bsky.social · 15/02/2025I have loads but this was the first that came to mind. music.apple.com/gb/album/fal...music.apple.comFall In Love With Me by Iggy Pop on Apple MusicSong · 1977 · Duration 6:31 010
mcguireonfire @mcguireonfire.bsky.social · 14/02/2025His internal monologue: don't forgot, you are owning the libs! 000
Reposted by mcguireonfireLaura Knetzger @lauraknetzger.bsky.social · 13/02/2025Hey guys meta announced a new policy where they send a killer to get you so be sure to go to settings>my account > killer> disable killer to turn that off 5268458013
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mcguireonfire @mcguireonfire.bsky.social · 08/02/2025That's stunning. Very jealous as the weather in Glasgow is shit for the bike right now. 010
Reposted by mcguireonfireSimon Oldridge @sioldridge.bsky.social · 07/02/2025Experts agree that a 100% renewables-based energy system is feasible now—and that it will save us money, and free us from dependence on hostile or unpredictable petro-states like the USA. Key evidence 🧵1/3 1️⃣ A meta-study—of many studies around the 🌎—showing strong agreement that it's feasible:brookes.ac.ukResearchers agree: The world can reach a 100% renewable energy system by or before 2050 - Oxford Brookes UniversityNew analysis of energy research by 23 scientists around the world has concluded that the world can reach a 100% renewable energy system by or before 2050. 620990
Reposted by mcguireonfireD Mcguire @dmcguirecfc67.bsky.social · 01/02/2025Guys Remember Motherwell is collecting for their foodbank Tomorrow a few of their fans always Donate stuff to ours 👍 15438
mcguireonfire @mcguireonfire.bsky.social · 01/02/2025Treated myself to a box of big cans from Arbor 🍻 010
Reposted by mcguireonfireBryan’s Gunn @bryansgunn.bsky.social · 01/02/2025He makes himself big 1022038697
mcguireonfire @mcguireonfire.bsky.social · 27/01/2025Knowing Celtic, we'll wait until this place is in the shit before starting an account. 100
mcguireonfire @mcguireonfire.bsky.social · 22/01/2025You don't need karate, you could wring his neck! 010
mcguireonfire @mcguireonfire.bsky.social · 17/01/2025They love those tax dollars. Collecting them, not paying them. 000
mcguireonfire @mcguireonfire.bsky.social · 14/01/2025@rgcceltic.bsky.social there's your song on the wireless the now. 010
mcguireonfire @mcguireonfire.bsky.social · 12/01/2025Wasn't there a spat between two benches in a SPFL Championship match and someone was told to "take their face for a shite!"? That was a favourite of mine. 040
mcguireonfire @mcguireonfire.bsky.social · 12/01/2025Based on everything else he says it will be meaningless garbage. 000
mcguireonfire @mcguireonfire.bsky.social · 10/01/2025media.tenor.coma man is drinking from a cup and talking to another man .ALT: a man is drinking from a cup and talking to another man . 010
mcguireonfire @mcguireonfire.bsky.social · 10/01/2025All the proof you need that being rich does not mean you're intelligent. 100