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mcguireonfire

@mcguireonfire.bsky.social
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Glaswegian. Good beer, music, Celtic FC, cycling.

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fesshole 🧻 @fesshole.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Met a great guy and things were going really well until the third date when he told me he was a landlord and started complaining about his tenants. Ghosted him after that, not going to be living with a parasite
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Shar A @sharal.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Caroline Aherne going toe to toe with Manning. I miss her.
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mcguireonfire @mcguireonfire.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
Nygren just loves playing with Høgh.
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fesshole 🧻 @fesshole.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
I think my wife loves her horse more than me. The horse has an itchy arse so she rubs special oils into it every night. I told her I've got an itchy arse but she told me to go fuck myself
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fesshole 🧻 @fesshole.bsky.social · 29/10/2025
When I was a little kid I didn't know much about drugs and thought people that did crack were sniffing each others arses
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mcguireonfire @mcguireonfire.bsky.social · 30/08/2025
Haha. Looks great though, the technological goofball.
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mcguireonfire @mcguireonfire.bsky.social · 30/08/2025
Sweet clock.
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mcguireonfire @mcguireonfire.bsky.social · 21/08/2025
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mcguireonfire @mcguireonfire.bsky.social · 01/06/2025
Oh no!
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mcguireonfire @mcguireonfire.bsky.social · 01/06/2025
@karenmogwai.bsky.social this was the copy you told me to read.
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mcguireonfire @mcguireonfire.bsky.social · 26/05/2025
A real danger for Skidmarks here.
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fesshole 🧻 @fesshole.bsky.social · 01/05/2025
My partner was explaining why they were so unhappy at work while sitting outside a pub, but I missed all of it as I was distracted by a tiny dog with an unfeasibly large penis
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mcguireonfire @mcguireonfire.bsky.social · 30/04/2025
The Shissors.
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fesshole 🧻 @fesshole.bsky.social · 30/04/2025
As a child, I always thought it was weird that my grandad kept a pair of garden shears in the bathroom, where he had no plants. As an adult, I understand it now. They were his shit chopping shears for when they were too big to flush. Guess it runs in the family.
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Bryan’s Gunn @bryansgunn.bsky.social · 13/04/2025
He’s a real threat from deep
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Bryan’s Gunn @bryansgunn.bsky.social · 03/04/2025
On the pitch, you need that hunger…
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mcguireonfire @mcguireonfire.bsky.social · 25/03/2025
Me in the national security group chat.
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mcguireonfire @mcguireonfire.bsky.social · 22/02/2025
Shiter.
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mcguireonfire @mcguireonfire.bsky.social · 20/02/2025
Spot on. They made me wear a flat cap too which helped.
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mcguireonfire @mcguireonfire.bsky.social · 20/02/2025
Grateful to @pilotbeer.co.uk for inventing cask beer. This Strata Pale is a delight.
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mcguireonfire @mcguireonfire.bsky.social · 20/02/2025
Red Kite (nitro) from @blackisle.bsky.social at the Koelschip Yard. My favourite pint in Glasgow.
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mcguireonfire @mcguireonfire.bsky.social · 18/02/2025
What am I like?
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mcguireonfire @mcguireonfire.bsky.social · 15/02/2025
I have loads but this was the first that came to mind. music.apple.com/gb/album/fal...
music.apple.com
Fall In Love With Me by Iggy Pop on Apple Music
Song · 1977 · Duration 6:31
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mcguireonfire @mcguireonfire.bsky.social · 14/02/2025
His internal monologue: don't forgot, you are owning the libs!
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Laura Knetzger @lauraknetzger.bsky.social · 13/02/2025
Hey guys meta announced a new policy where they send a killer to get you so be sure to go to settings>my account > killer> disable killer to turn that off
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Gary @shamrocknroll84.bsky.social · 11/02/2025
And far cheaper too! scottishrefugeecouncil.bigcartel.com/product/scot...
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Scottish Refugee Council tartan scarf
In partnership with Slanj Scotland, we are delighted to launch our new tartan scarves in our officially registered Scottish Refugee Council tartan....
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mcguireonfire @mcguireonfire.bsky.social · 08/02/2025
That's stunning. Very jealous as the weather in Glasgow is shit for the bike right now.
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mcguireonfire @mcguireonfire.bsky.social · 07/02/2025
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Simon Oldridge @sioldridge.bsky.social · 07/02/2025
Experts agree that a 100% renewables-based energy system is feasible now—and that it will save us money, and free us from dependence on hostile or unpredictable petro-states like the USA. Key evidence 🧵1/3 1️⃣ A meta-study—of many studies around the 🌎—showing strong agreement that it's feasible:
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Researchers agree: The world can reach a 100% renewable energy system by or before 2050 - Oxford Brookes University
New analysis of energy research by 23 scientists around the world has concluded that the world can reach a 100% renewable energy system by or before 2050.
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mcguireonfire @mcguireonfire.bsky.social · 02/02/2025
🥹
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D Mcguire @dmcguirecfc67.bsky.social · 01/02/2025
Guys Remember Motherwell is collecting for their foodbank Tomorrow a few of their fans always Donate stuff to ours 👍
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mcguireonfire @mcguireonfire.bsky.social · 01/02/2025
Treated myself to a box of big cans from Arbor 🍻
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Bryan’s Gunn @bryansgunn.bsky.social · 01/02/2025
He makes himself big
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mcguireonfire @mcguireonfire.bsky.social · 27/01/2025
2030 is a made up nonsense sci-fi year.
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mcguireonfire @mcguireonfire.bsky.social · 27/01/2025
Knowing Celtic, we'll wait until this place is in the shit before starting an account.
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mcguireonfire @mcguireonfire.bsky.social · 27/01/2025
Well that's fair brightened up my Monday.
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mcguireonfire @mcguireonfire.bsky.social · 24/01/2025
Cakeybara?
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mcguireonfire @mcguireonfire.bsky.social · 22/01/2025
You don't need karate, you could wring his neck!
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mcguireonfire @mcguireonfire.bsky.social · 21/01/2025
Lovely stuff.
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mcguireonfire @mcguireonfire.bsky.social · 17/01/2025
They love those tax dollars. Collecting them, not paying them.
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mcguireonfire @mcguireonfire.bsky.social · 16/01/2025
Tell me something I don't know.
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mcguireonfire @mcguireonfire.bsky.social · 16/01/2025
I love it.
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mcguireonfire @mcguireonfire.bsky.social · 16/01/2025
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mcguireonfire @mcguireonfire.bsky.social · 15/01/2025
He must be clever, he's really rich.
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mcguireonfire @mcguireonfire.bsky.social · 14/01/2025
@rgcceltic.bsky.social there's your song on the wireless the now.
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mcguireonfire @mcguireonfire.bsky.social · 12/01/2025
ArsenLOL
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mcguireonfire @mcguireonfire.bsky.social · 12/01/2025
Wasn't there a spat between two benches in a SPFL Championship match and someone was told to "take their face for a shite!"? That was a favourite of mine.
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mcguireonfire @mcguireonfire.bsky.social · 12/01/2025
Based on everything else he says it will be meaningless garbage.
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mcguireonfire @mcguireonfire.bsky.social · 10/01/2025
media.tenor.com
a man is drinking from a cup and talking to another man .
ALT: a man is drinking from a cup and talking to another man .
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mcguireonfire @mcguireonfire.bsky.social · 10/01/2025
All the proof you need that being rich does not mean you're intelligent.
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