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Michael C. Thomas

@mceethomas.bsky.social
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Court reporter and improviser.

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Michael C. Thomas @mceethomas.bsky.social · 1h
Brewers good!!
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Michael C. Thomas @mceethomas.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Richard enters my hall of fame of "people's champs" like Nina Oyama. What an absolutely bafflingly hilarious man.
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Michael C. Thomas @mceethomas.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
His whole thing is being the stoic guy, but at a task like "Find out the tower's height in beans," you see the facade crack. He is smiling as much as he is physically able to, and it is an absolute joy.
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Michael C. Thomas @mceethomas.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Oftentimes this leads to grand failure, which he always shrugs off with a nod of the head. But it's when he does triumph that the magic happens.
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Michael C. Thomas @mceethomas.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Richard feels like a contestant that is absolutely at war with himself, where he cannot help but do the first thing he thinks of doing. His mind is so strong that he cannot talk himself out of it.
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Michael C. Thomas @mceethomas.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
There have been extremely smart contestants in the past that have been flummoxed by the show, like Victoria Coren Mitchell, but Richard is so NEARLY emotionless that his being baffled comes across a little differently.
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Michael C. Thomas @mceethomas.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
But Aoyade is a different breed. He is an extremely smart man that is forced to think in arcane ways that he could not anticipate doing, despite his deep history of British panel show appearances.
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Michael C. Thomas @mceethomas.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I fear some people might lump him into the "hates being on the show" group of contestants that sometimes make things unpleasant - I'm looking at you, Brett Blake!
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Michael C. Thomas @mceethomas.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Here are the Taskmaster thoughts I must shout into the void - Richard Ayoade might be one of my favourite contestants of all time.
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Michael C. Thomas @mceethomas.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Somehow I was just in Big Walk for four hours and I feel like I have lost some lifespan
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Michael C. Thomas @mceethomas.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I have been Kraftwerk-pilled
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Michael C. Thomas @mceethomas.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I do not begrudge Angine de Poitrine their success and I'm glad that weird music has gotten a big spotlight. However let's not pretend for a second that their Polaris Prize win was a result of anything other than hype!
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Ryan North @ryannorth.ca · 23/09/2026
Pompeii is a UNESCO world heritage site not because it was remarkable in its prime, but because it survived to our era untouched: one moment, preserved for all time. But future generations won't know what OUR world was like unless we do the same. This is why we MUST bury Toronto with a volcano
Picture of the streets of Pompeii, from https://commons.wikimedia.org/wiki/File:Pompei_-_panoramio_(26).jpg. Taken by Tanya Dedyukhina, used under CC
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Paul F. Tompkins @pftompkins.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
You gotta give it up to Earth Wind & Fire for not even bothering to add a Water guy. They were just like it’s fine
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Michael C. Thomas @mceethomas.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
I hope @jonbois.bsky.social knows "Scorigami" made its debut in the Sunday New York Times crossword!
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Ken Tremendous @kentremendous.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Arte Moreno bought the Angels in 2003 (the year after they won the Series) for $184 million. He then spent 23 years running them into the ground, let the stadium decay, wasted Trout and Ohtani, and sold for $4 billion. And the owners are crying poverty and threatening to kill baseball next year.
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Michael C. Thomas @mceethomas.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
I am incredibly happy for Angels fans right now!
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Michael C. Thomas @mceethomas.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
I can now say "I did musical improv with someone who had a main role on the TV show Heroes" but seemingly no one (except Redditors) have seen that show
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Michael C. Thomas @mceethomas.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
West Virginia...
Mountain Market store
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Michael C. Thomas @mceethomas.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
I would like to know why my Instagram algorithm believes the genre of content I want is "event cancellation notices"
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Michael C. Thomas @mceethomas.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
Having listened to 'Graceland' and 'Lizzy Mercier Descloux' this year, this is very accurate
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Michael C. Thomas @mceethomas.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
We've got a rare thunderstorm here in Vancouver and people are excited!
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Michael C. Thomas @mceethomas.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
My group chat was UP IN ARMS about this word (I also got it in three)
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Michael C. Thomas @mceethomas.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
Today's Wordle has been VERY controversial in my group chat
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Michael C. Thomas @mceethomas.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
Men will make 'The Libertines' (2004) rather than go to therapy
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Michael C. Thomas @mceethomas.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
We need to popularize calling AI-generated slop "video files" and not movies or shows
AV Club article headline "AI slop version of The Odyssey seeks to appropriate Christopher Nolan's publicity," and the subhead is "The generator of Tribeca entry Dreams of Violets is back with another video file just over a month later."
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Michael C. Thomas @mceethomas.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
It is the year 2026 and I am listening to The Strokes' 'Is This It' for the first time
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Michael C. Thomas @mceethomas.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jamaica... Truly incredible stuff. His co-writer doesn't remember writing it!
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Jamaica Jerk-Off - Wikipedia
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Michael C. Thomas @mceethomas.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
I have just emerged from an Elton John "Jamaica Jerk-Off" rabbit hole
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Michael C. Thomas @mceethomas.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
My wife has been radicalized by the thought of us no longer ever owning anything and is now looking at using a 2015-ish Walkman MP3 player
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Liam Hogan @liamhogan.id.au · 02/07/2026
Ad Rock: you can disagree with the current All: POPE MCA: but if you push his buttons then you’re a All: DOPE Mike D: ordain yourself a bishop and you’re All: SCHISMATIC Ad Rock: excommunication is All: AUTOMATIC
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Michael C. Thomas @mceethomas.bsky.social · 31/05/2026
Has Jeff Hoffman hurt you or your family? You may be entitled to compensation. Call now
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Michael C. Thomas @mceethomas.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
Cc @parkermolloy.com
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Michael C. Thomas @mceethomas.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
As I embark on Twin Peaks season 2 for the first time, I am fully in on it as a vibe above all else. It is so unbelievably funny
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Michael C. Thomas @mceethomas.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
I have some bad news to tell you about the Passion of the Christ
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Michael C. Thomas @mceethomas.bsky.social · 14/05/2026
It's fucked up that I read this as the superhero being the INGREDIENT in the soup and to answer that question: Molecule Man? He could make it taste like whatever
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Michael C. Thomas @mceethomas.bsky.social · 09/05/2026
I'm just going to scream into the void that Connections 1063 is bad puzzle design!
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 03/05/2026
"Quote from Count Dankula" — the Russian government
Tim Heidecker’s Alex Jones impression 'cringe as f*ck right out the gate'?

Quote from Count Dankula
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Michael C. Thomas @mceethomas.bsky.social · 15/03/2026
@parkermolloy.com Just in case you haven't added this to your collection of weird internet graphics www.instagram.com/p/DV1HKtZFTI...
A picture of Czech baseball player Ondrej Satoria with the caption "NOT ACTUALLY AN ELECTRICIAN"
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Michael C. Thomas @mceethomas.bsky.social · 11/03/2026
The fewer exclamation marks in dialogue, the better.
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Michael C. Thomas @mceethomas.bsky.social · 11/03/2026
It's too early to celebrate, but I can safely say Canadian baseball fans are like this after the US lost to Italy at the WBC
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elmo from sesame street is standing in front of a fire
Alt: elmo from sesame street is standing in front of a fire
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Michael C. Thomas @mceethomas.bsky.social · 02/03/2026
Get in losers, we're getting on permanent Daylight Savings Time
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Luke O'Neil @lukeoneil47.bsky.social · 28/02/2026
No one ever wants to know what you misread a post as that made it seem funny to you in a way it was not. That’s not information anyone needs.
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Michael C. Thomas @mceethomas.bsky.social · 25/02/2026
For me it might be on a song on YouTube where someone says "(Thing) brought me here!"
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Michael C. Thomas @mceethomas.bsky.social · 25/02/2026
What is the most useless internet comment?
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Michael C. Thomas @mceethomas.bsky.social · 21/02/2026
I realize I am now the target demo for "[Band] to play [classic album] in full" shows. It all started with My Chemical Romance doing The Black Parade...
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PJ Harvey Dent @bsakat.bsky.social · 10/02/2026
A two-panel Little Bubbie Child comic. Top panel is the little bubbie child asking, "Dad, hwat was it like a livin' in the 90s?" Bottom panel is dad responding, "Sometimes you'd open a can a peanuts and they'd come snakes outta there."
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Ken Jennings @kenjennings.bsky.social · 09/02/2026
When you get visited by three Puerto Rican ghosts
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Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 07/02/2026
this is why you should *never* hit someone with an rpg. it’s dangerous, it’s shitty, and it’s wrong
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Michael C. Thomas @mceethomas.bsky.social · 02/02/2026
I am just now noticing Gmail had my promotions inbox order set to "most relevant" rather than in chronological order. What are we doing here?
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