Mayt @mayt.bsky.social · 17hThat would be a much better reality and I’d at least be willing to give it a fair shot. Oreos already come in a wide variety of seasonal flavors, I think they’d do okay. 030
Mayt @mayt.bsky.social · 05/10/2026I didn’t see the entirety of the Wizard of Oz until I was an adult because the first couple times my parents put it on I ran and hid when the Wicked Witch showed up. 010
Mayt @mayt.bsky.social · 25/09/2026I will never forgive AI for consistently getting my hopes up for Weird AL news before I get to the second half of a post 1100
Mayt @mayt.bsky.social · 22/09/2026my two brainsstatic.klipy.comPsych: Shawn and Gus's Jazz HandsALT: Psych: Shawn and Gus's Jazz Hands 010
Mayt @mayt.bsky.social · 21/09/2026Is one of those challenges that she’s a transphobic shitbag just wondering 030
Mayt @mayt.bsky.social · 20/09/2026What I’m hearing is that we can combine Fat Bear Week and the election. Put some of those bears on the debate stage with the human nominees and you’ve got guaranteed ratings. 010
Mayt @mayt.bsky.social · 19/09/2026static.klipy.comHIMYM: That's a Penis Meme ReactionAlt: HIMYM: That's a Penis Meme Reaction 020
Mayt @mayt.bsky.social · 18/09/2026Look, it’s pretty obvious that God hates the Lions, but someday they’re gonna win anyway and it’s gonna be like that thing in Dogma where if they prove God wrong the world ends So be ready for that, I guess 000
Mayt @mayt.bsky.social · 17/09/2026So, so disappointed. A little bit surprised to be alive. But mostly disappointed. 010
Mayt @mayt.bsky.social · 17/09/2026Every morning I get a packet of 20-40 inventory pages scanned to me from our other warehouse; I am always tempted to push the button to see how it will “summarize” a list of numbers, every one of which matters. But I resist. 030
Mayt @mayt.bsky.social · 13/09/2026I mean Amy Acton doesn’t strike me as a particularly charismatic leader interested in challenging the status quo. So I think it probably doesn’t matter. And Michigan did it while Snyder was Governor. 110
Mayt @mayt.bsky.social · 13/09/2026In the 2024 Ohoo Senate elections, Rs got 62% of the vote and took 81% of the seats. In the House, they got 56% of the vote and took 66% of the seats. I don’t see a party swap in the near future. Maybe I’m wrong! My only political opinion regarding Ohio is that they should return Toledo. 100
Mayt @mayt.bsky.social · 13/09/2026I mean it probably doesn’t make a difference? With an entrenched majority like that, a ballot initiative is pretty much the only way out. That’s how we did it in Michigan, one of the many reasons we’re better than Ohio. 210
Mayt @mayt.bsky.social · 13/09/2026Things I was frightened of as a child: Carnage, the Spider-Man villain The Wicked Witch of the West Death 010
Mayt @mayt.bsky.social · 13/09/2026If you see, you are legally obligated to quote with your favorite Star Wars character:static.klipy.comChewbacca: Deal With ItAlt: Chewbacca: Deal With It 010
Mayt @mayt.bsky.social · 12/09/2026static.klipy.comStitch Playing in Laundry BasketAlt: Stitch putting on a cape 1190
Mayt @mayt.bsky.social · 11/09/2026Ok that’s really good though, if I was sad that would make me less sad 0131
Mayt @mayt.bsky.social · 08/09/2026I think that specifically Waluigi is alive, the blue shelling bastard. The rest of them, not so much. 051
Mayt @mayt.bsky.social · 06/09/2026As an alum of both MSU and WMU, I can assure you that this was the gravest injustice in the history of sports until another team I care about gets hosed worse 110
Mayt @mayt.bsky.social · 06/09/2026@jocelynbenson.bsky.social how about you exercise some oversight on this garbage extra second here, get ahead of the issue 000
Mayt @mayt.bsky.social · 06/09/2026We don’t need to argue about it, it was clearly bullshit We should argue about how to get justice for WMU in the face of this obvious travesty 0180
Mayt @mayt.bsky.social · 06/09/2026@debbiedingell.house.gov when are you going to release a statement on that bullshit second, show some integrity 000
Mayt @mayt.bsky.social · 06/09/2026The whole season needs an asterisk, we can’t trust any of the results 000
Mayt @mayt.bsky.social · 06/09/2026I can confidently say this is the worst thing that has or is going to happen to me this year and that’s funnier if you knew anything about my personal life right now 010
Mayt @mayt.bsky.social · 06/09/2026This is like when they spent ten minutes deciding Patrick Sparks toe wasn’t on the line in 2005 when it fucking WAS and we could see it in a goddamn tube TV except WORSE because MSU had another overtime to win the game and WMU just got fuckin cheated 000
Mayt @mayt.bsky.social · 06/09/2026It was a crime against everything that’s good and right in the world and everyone should feel lesser for having witnessed it 050
Mayt @mayt.bsky.social · 06/09/2026And seriously what the fuck, rushing the field after you barely beat a MAC team and required blatant corruption from the officials to do it I try not to criticize the youths since I no longer am one but have some fuckin dignity and be properly ashamed of what happened here 010
Mayt @mayt.bsky.social · 06/09/2026This is like when the Obsidian Spur cheated in their hoedown against the Kansas City Hotsteppers except worse 030
Mayt @mayt.bsky.social · 06/09/2026Look I don’t care if he’s an alum if El Sayed won’t commit to demanding a congressional investigation of that game I’m not fucking voting for him 000
Mayt @mayt.bsky.social · 06/09/2026My 11 year old daughter and her grandfather are now going frame by frame on the dvr and shouting about how the clock was obviously at zero while the ball was still live and they’re right to say it 010
