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Mayt @mayt.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
lauren
@NotABigJerk
i'm not falling for that hot take. that's clearly someone with a fetish for getting yelled at. i refuse to participate in that kind of perversion
9:33 AM • 9/14/22
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Mayt @mayt.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
A meme based on an old Taco Bell ad for their “Fourth Meal” campaign. The text is changed to say, “It’s not constitutional. It’s Fourth Branch.” Four copies of Dick Cheney’s headshot are sloppily copy and pasted over the pictures of food in the ad.
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Mayt @mayt.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Tycho: Everyone but me has gone fucking nuts. I'm the eye of the Goddamn storm.
Brenna: It must be so terrible for you.
Tycho: My vast intellect does provide *some* comfort.
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Mayt @mayt.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
The Dingoes will no longer be opening for Ed Sheeran.
Oz from Buffy the Vampire Slayer playing guitar at The Bronze.
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Mayt @mayt.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Without saying your age, what is your favourite movie that came out when you were 20 years old? Ok, so this is my legit favorite movie from that year (and all time, really), but my best movie theatre experience was Snakes on a Plane.
Movie poster for “Stranger than Fiction”
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Mayt @mayt.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
what’s your favourite acting role by a singer?
Aretha Franklin in Blues Brothers
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Mayt @mayt.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
Hey @freep.com, this isn’t a “politically divided household,” it’s two Republicans but one of them is voting strategically based on racism.
Members of a politically divided house vote in the primary
Dave Boucher
Archery targets line a field at the Livingston County Wildlife and Conservation Club, located in Hamburg Township in the southeast corner of the county.
Thomas and Norma Harper, who live across the street from the club, cast their primary ballots about 45 minutes before the polls closed Tuesday. Married 23 years, they're a politically divided house: Thomas, 63, voted in the Democratic primary while Norma, 62, voted in the Republican primary.Thomas said he voted solely to try to prevent Abdul El-Sayed from winning the Democratic Party's nomination to the U.S. Senate, incorrectly suggesting El-Sayed was not born in the U.S. El-Sayed was born in Michigan, while his father and other family immigrated from Egypt.

Thomas and Norma Harper voted in separate primaries on Aug. 4, 2026, at the Livingston County Wildlife and Conservation Club in Hamburg Township. Thomas voted in the Democratic primary so he could vote for U.S. Rep. Haley Stevens, while Norma voted in the GOP primary. Dave BoucherNorma Harper said she voted for Perry Johnson in the GOP gubernatorial primary because she likes his commercials.
In the general election, both Harpers thought they'd vote for the Republican nominee for governor. But Thomas Harper said if Stevens wins, he hasn't decided if he'll vote for her or the likely GOP nominee, Mike Rogers.
"She sticks up for family and children," he said.
"She does, and it's important."
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Mayt @mayt.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
MO DOES AUDIO BOOKS?!
Moira Quirk and Mike O’Malley on the Nickelodeon show Guts
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Mayt @mayt.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
leon @leyawn
SOCRATES: I am wiser than this man; he fancies he knows something, although he knows nothing—
DARRYL, SOCRATES' FRIEND: fuck him up socratesRodney Peete, labeled “Darryl, Socrates’ Friend,” cheering on Barry Sanders, labeled “Socrates,” who is running with a football.
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Mayt @mayt.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
Scott Jennings speaking to Mitch McConnell
Six and Gaius Baltar from Battlestar Galactica (2004)
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Mayt @mayt.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
[me telling my story how I survived a plane crash and lived on a deserted island for a year] it was crazy
[friend who once got a text from me where I accidentally called the grinch the grink] was the grink there?
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Mayt @mayt.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
Bernie once again asking Mia to stop lying about the wings
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Mayt @mayt.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
Surely some revelation is at hand; Surely the Second Coming is at hand. The Second Coming! Hardly are those words out When a vast image out of Spiritus Mundi Troubles my sight: somewhere in sands of the desert A shape with lion body and the head of a man, A gaze blank and pitiless as the sun
Lion-O from “Thundercats”
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Mayt @mayt.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
BOOM!
PROJECTED RECORD
82-0 S
TEAM OVR
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PG Oscar Robertson SAC • 1960s
SG Grant Hill DET • 2000s
SF Charles Barkley PHI • 1980s
PF Patrick Ewing NYK • 1990s
C Wilt Chamberlain PHI • 1960s
Can you go 82-0?
82-0.com
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Mayt @mayt.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
For some reason this is one of my favorite little jokes from the whole show.
Grizz saying, “Worldcom, man. Worldcom.”
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Mayt @mayt.bsky.social · 02/05/2026
Deep Space 9, Lower Decks, Strange New Worlds
Tina Fey, Timothee Chalamet, and I want to say Kylie Jenner, sitting courtside at a basketball game
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Mayt @mayt.bsky.social · 13/04/2026
Tim Robinson from the Ghost Tour sketch saying, “It’s ironic — the name of the site itself.”
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Mayt @mayt.bsky.social · 04/04/2026
best Star Trek crew, wrong answers only
Cast photo from the tv show “Psych”
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Mayt @mayt.bsky.social · 04/04/2026
If you see this, i implore you to post a picture from whatever device you're using without explanation
A sobbing mannequin being pointed at by another mannequin, with the caption “THIS MOTHERFUCKER’S IDEOLOGY ISN’T ROOTED IN COMPASSION”
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Mayt @mayt.bsky.social · 24/03/2026
Fat Tony telling Marge she has 12 hours to get the money, then telling her she has 24 hours to show he’s serious. This is the reverse of the actual dialogue.
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Mayt @mayt.bsky.social · 14/03/2026
The strait of hormuz is open for transit
Gandalf telling the Balrog he cannot pass
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Mayt @mayt.bsky.social · 10/03/2026
this is how I access bluesky
A Nintendo Virtual Boy
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Mayt @mayt.bsky.social · 23/02/2026
No cheating, your last saved pic of a celebrity is your therapist.
James Gandolfini in a spoof version of an ad for “That’s So Raven” that says “That’s So Pranos”
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Mayt @mayt.bsky.social · 08/02/2026
Jenna Maroney from 30 Rock saying, “GOOD-BYE FOREVER, YOU FACTORY REJECT DILDOS.”
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Mayt @mayt.bsky.social · 03/02/2026
No new pictures. Where are you at mentally?
Bill Murray as Phil Connors in Groundhog Day saying, “I’ll give you a winter prediction. It’s gonna be cold, it’s gonna be grey, and it’s gonna last you for the rest of your life.”
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Mayt @mayt.bsky.social · 01/01/2026
Hobbes (Tiger philosopher, not human philosopher), saying “Probably things like going to work, paying bills and taxes, taking responsibilities…”
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Mayt @mayt.bsky.social · 11/12/2025
The pup in question
A medium sized black dog with white paws, laying on grass
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Mayt @mayt.bsky.social · 17/10/2025
A still frame from The Godfather that originally said, “Leave the gun. Take the cannoli.” It has been edited to read, “Leave the husband. Take the horse.”
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Mayt @mayt.bsky.social · 16/10/2025
“I was married, but I’m not married anymore. Women don’t like the vehicle”
Homer Simpson sitting in the terrible car he designed
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Mayt @mayt.bsky.social · 09/10/2025
“the girlfriend of one of the founders of antifa”
Susan Sarandon and Geena Davis standing on a car in “Thelma and Louise”
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Mayt @mayt.bsky.social · 28/09/2025
What’s your sign?
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Mayt @mayt.bsky.social · 09/09/2025
Kermit the Frog speaking into a payphone, “Hello, police? I just witnessed a fucking murder”
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Mayt @mayt.bsky.social · 07/09/2025
Doctor I trust more than RFK Jr
Dr. Teeth of the muppets
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Mayt @mayt.bsky.social · 13/08/2025
I don’t think my six year old is familiar with Magritte’s work, but this remains my favorite of his many works of vandalism
A green oven mitt upon which a six year old has written “this isn’t a oven mit” in black sharpie.
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Mayt @mayt.bsky.social · 20/07/2025
Same vibes
Screencap of a local news graphic:

Quote From Man Stabbed

“What are you gonna do, stab me?”
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Mayt @mayt.bsky.social · 29/06/2025
Post an unusual sign if you feel like it
A Baptist church sign that says, “Christmas comes once a year. How often do you?”
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Mayt @mayt.bsky.social · 10/05/2025
We’re no strangers to love
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Mayt @mayt.bsky.social · 01/05/2025
Don Corleone saying “Look how they massacred my boyardee”
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Mayt @mayt.bsky.social · 29/04/2025
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Mayt @mayt.bsky.social · 29/04/2025
Show me a picture on your phone that has your energy but isn’t a selfie.
Tim Robinson in the driver’s seat of a van saying, “I don't know what any of this shit is, and I'm fucking scared.”
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Mayt @mayt.bsky.social · 24/04/2025
Brian Branch flipping off Lambeau Firld after a bullshit call
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Mayt @mayt.bsky.social · 13/04/2025
Tim Robinson saying, “I don't know what any of this shit is, and I'm fucking scared.”
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Mayt @mayt.bsky.social · 09/04/2025
Quote with a movie poster from the year you turned eighteen.
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Mayt @mayt.bsky.social · 07/04/2025
A black dog with white pawsA black dog in a carA black dog with white paws laying on a rugA black dog with white paws laying on the grass
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Mayt @mayt.bsky.social · 02/04/2025
Show me 4 pictures in your phone that have your energy that aren’t selfies.
The pope being wheeled onto a balcony following his hospital stay with the caption, “I lived bitch”A man sitting on a bed saying, “I’m the one who should be sorry, Gene. Me and my wild Italian temper!”Maria Bamford saying, “If you stay alive for no other reason at all, please do it for spite.”Detroit Lions safety Brian Branch flipping double birds to the crowd in Green Bay after a garbage penalty call.
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Mayt @mayt.bsky.social · 20/03/2025
Best Star Trek crew wrong answers only
The cast of “New Girl”
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Mayt @mayt.bsky.social · 02/02/2025
Lwaxana Troi meme reading, “Not everyone is going to think I’m funny and pretty and that’s okay. They’re wrong, though.”
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Mayt @mayt.bsky.social · 02/02/2025
Some Mayt coded characters
Harold Crick from Stranger Than FictionChidi Anagonye from The Good PlaceAbed Nadir from CommunityTom from Star Trek Deep Space Nine
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Mayt @mayt.bsky.social · 30/01/2025
This is what I post from.
A picture of the ENIAC computer, which was completed in 1945 and filled a large room.
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Mayt @mayt.bsky.social · 30/01/2025
No cheating. Your last saved celebrity pic is your therapist.
Tim Robinson from the Carber Hot Dog Bacuum sketch on the show “I Think You Should Leave” with a caption that says “You sure about that?”
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