𝔩𝔦𝔫𝔡𝔰🕸️🍂 @mayerlingwaltz.bsky.social · 6hwhy did they make it sound like he’s a serial killer lmao 100
𝔩𝔦𝔫𝔡𝔰🕸️🍂 @mayerlingwaltz.bsky.social · 8hjuniper snorting hitler particles again must be a day that ends in Y 0140
Reposted by 𝔩𝔦𝔫𝔡𝔰🕸️🍂Centrist Madness Election Center @centristmadness.bsky.social · 22hDERSHOWITZ: Before I ask my first question I would like to assemble a barrier made up of mud, rocks and various regional vegetation BUGLIOSI: Your honor he’s beavering the witness 182
𝔩𝔦𝔫𝔡𝔰🕸️🍂 @mayerlingwaltz.bsky.social · 07/10/2026Aaron Sorkin is a crazy ass writer who needs to be kept away from the director’s chair. Emerald Fennell is a fine director/crazy ass visual stylist who needs to put down the pen. I think you all know where im going with this. 000
Reposted by 𝔩𝔦𝔫𝔡𝔰🕸️🍂the abbot of unreason (an archaeologist) @merovingians.bsky.social · 06/10/2026lmao 1676668
𝔩𝔦𝔫𝔡𝔰🕸️🍂 @mayerlingwaltz.bsky.social · 06/10/2026This is my favorite screenshot from that one jeremy irons interview because the chyron makes it look like an official announcement 010
𝔩𝔦𝔫𝔡𝔰🕸️🍂 @mayerlingwaltz.bsky.social · 06/10/2026Photos that make me instinctively cover my drink 130
𝔩𝔦𝔫𝔡𝔰🕸️🍂 @mayerlingwaltz.bsky.social · 06/10/2026typa shit I’ll be checking out from the library when I’m 85 030
Reposted by 𝔩𝔦𝔫𝔡𝔰🕸️🍂Jean-Michel Connard @torriangray.bsky.social · 06/10/2026If MAGA types really cared about protecting men from false allegations of rape, as if that’s a thing that happens with any frequency, they would want the process to be as open and just as possible. They’re not pro due process though. They’re pro rape. 0304
𝔩𝔦𝔫𝔡𝔰🕸️🍂 @mayerlingwaltz.bsky.social · 06/10/2026My cat’s greatest passion in life is knocking my AirPods case onto the floor. He likes that more than any of his toys. 011
Reposted by 𝔩𝔦𝔫𝔡𝔰🕸️🍂Ryan CrawCour @ryan.crawcour.social · 01/10/2026BREAKING NEWS: Tensions between Thor and the Care Bears have escalated rapidly overnight. 5761911682
𝔩𝔦𝔫𝔡𝔰🕸️🍂 @mayerlingwaltz.bsky.social · 05/10/2026Well guess who woke up at 3am for no reason and can’t fall back asleep and has to be up at 7:30 for work 000
Reposted by 𝔩𝔦𝔫𝔡𝔰🕸️🍂Nathan Goldwag @goldwagnathan.bsky.social · 04/10/2026A recurring controversy in left-wing spaces is "Was Person X being antisemitic or does he just call everyone he's arguing with a 'filthy lapdog of the globo-capitalist elites who should be liquidated along with his spawn'?" and I'm kind of tired of it, to be entirely honest. 961982
𝔩𝔦𝔫𝔡𝔰🕸️🍂 @mayerlingwaltz.bsky.social · 04/10/2026I’m doing this bit where I pretend I only know christy carlson romano as mary phagan from the original broadway cast of parade 000
Reposted by 𝔩𝔦𝔫𝔡𝔰🕸️🍂lowtax speedrun enjoyer @rickywlmsbong.bsky.social · 04/10/2026jacob rees-mogg eventually becomes british bill kristol after getting yelled at by right-wing freaks for the next 4 years. then we will know madness 1654553
𝔩𝔦𝔫𝔡𝔰🕸️🍂 @mayerlingwaltz.bsky.social · 04/10/2026I’ll be honest I knew she was dumb but I was not expecting a BJG Larouchite arc (?) 220
𝔩𝔦𝔫𝔡𝔰🕸️🍂 @mayerlingwaltz.bsky.social · 04/10/2026As a pale woman with very blue eyes I think this year I should go to a halloween party as theranos-era liz holmes. practicing the voice and acquiring a black turtleneck sometime this month 000
𝔩𝔦𝔫𝔡𝔰🕸️🍂 @mayerlingwaltz.bsky.social · 03/10/2026I get really caught off guard every time I hear the pope’s accent 100
𝔩𝔦𝔫𝔡𝔰🕸️🍂 @mayerlingwaltz.bsky.social · 03/10/2026sometimes I read Squirrel Hitler’s insane posts in an alvin and the chipmunks voice 110
Reposted by 𝔩𝔦𝔫𝔡𝔰🕸️🍂redthespian will not be spoiler free for HBS3 @redthespian.bsky.social · 02/10/2026ALL conservative men are throwing a fit over the Cornell case, but the fear it seems to have inspired in Matt Walsh specifically tells me that there are likely a staggering number of skeletons in his closet. Grotesque pig of a man. 925137
𝔩𝔦𝔫𝔡𝔰🕸️🍂 @mayerlingwaltz.bsky.social · 03/10/2026every d*sha n*krasova tweet makes me think of this 100
Reposted by 𝔩𝔦𝔫𝔡𝔰🕸️🍂Dave Infante @dinfontay.com · 02/10/2026[guy named claude going through a dry spell] everybody wants to play around with claude code, nobody wants to play around with claude’s chode 5753
𝔩𝔦𝔫𝔡𝔰🕸️🍂 @mayerlingwaltz.bsky.social · 02/10/2026I can’t wait to go to the uk next month and go to waterstones. and also other places. but im mostly hyped about waterstones. 000
𝔩𝔦𝔫𝔡𝔰🕸️🍂 @mayerlingwaltz.bsky.social · 02/10/2026ask a mortician youtube video title from 2015: a guide to talking to your parents about death ask a mortician youtube video title from 2026: Who Yassified This Mummified Victorian Toddler? 000
𝔩𝔦𝔫𝔡𝔰🕸️🍂 @mayerlingwaltz.bsky.social · 02/10/2026my mom and my maternal grandmother are always beefing about some shit that went down during the Carter administration 010
Reposted by 𝔩𝔦𝔫𝔡𝔰🕸️🍂The Onion @theonion.com · 01/10/2026This Weeks Onion Magazine: Sydney Sweeney, 200 Feet Away And Under A Space Blanket: Let’s See You Pervs Jerk Off To This 451645139
𝔩𝔦𝔫𝔡𝔰🕸️🍂 @mayerlingwaltz.bsky.social · 01/10/2026I’ve always wondered if these two do rape apologia for the love of the game or if they are both doing Bundy shit in their downtime 201
𝔩𝔦𝔫𝔡𝔰🕸️🍂 @mayerlingwaltz.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Even when JCO is wrong she’s right. It’s hard to explain. 000
𝔩𝔦𝔫𝔡𝔰🕸️🍂 @mayerlingwaltz.bsky.social · 30/09/2026cannot stop thinking about the phrase “hotep but for ireland” 131
𝔩𝔦𝔫𝔡𝔰🕸️🍂 @mayerlingwaltz.bsky.social · 30/09/2026I keep seeing people say stuff like “this person must be a fed” bffr j edgar hoover couldn’t come up with “hijab inspired secular accessorization” on his best day 100
𝔩𝔦𝔫𝔡𝔰🕸️🍂 @mayerlingwaltz.bsky.social · 30/09/2026“Hey did you hear about Mr Beast—“ my youtube recommended: 000
Reposted by 𝔩𝔦𝔫𝔡𝔰🕸️🍂Alex @purplechrain.bsky.social · 30/09/2026a few years ago, references to Simon of Trent or Leo Frank trutherism were a sign that someone was an intensely Christian and/or Neo-Nazi right-wing antisemite but now formerly-normal lefty politics influencers who stayed on Twitter casually reply to Mamdani with 15th century blood libel posts 12869181
𝔩𝔦𝔫𝔡𝔰🕸️🍂 @mayerlingwaltz.bsky.social · 29/09/2026I’m a colossal fuckup in many ways but I’ve got a great credit score who want me 121
Reposted by 𝔩𝔦𝔫𝔡𝔰🕸️🍂Reconstructionist @unavaleable.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Every French presidential poll LADY HITLER - 35% JEAN D'AUSTÉRITÉ - 18% CHUD COMMUNISTE - 17% 132763497
𝔩𝔦𝔫𝔡𝔰🕸️🍂 @mayerlingwaltz.bsky.social · 27/09/2026the fact that that person is the biggest instigator in all of this while living across the country (Colorado!!) is the funniest part to me 100
𝔩𝔦𝔫𝔡𝔰🕸️🍂 @mayerlingwaltz.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Just saw Primetime in a packed theater in the middle of a nor’easter. maybe movies are back? 000
𝔩𝔦𝔫𝔡𝔰🕸️🍂 @mayerlingwaltz.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Full moon tonight you know what that means!! That’s right all the insane people are at the library 000
𝔩𝔦𝔫𝔡𝔰🕸️🍂 @mayerlingwaltz.bsky.social · 25/09/2026the Discover tab on here makes me believe in the dead internet theory 000
𝔩𝔦𝔫𝔡𝔰🕸️🍂 @mayerlingwaltz.bsky.social · 25/09/2026My thriftbooks order came. 2 bangers by the master Poaster herself 000
𝔩𝔦𝔫𝔡𝔰🕸️🍂 @mayerlingwaltz.bsky.social · 25/09/2026They didn’t let me vote in the nyt tv poll because Crazy Ex Girlfriend starring Rachel Bloom was on my ballot 5 times 000
Reposted by 𝔩𝔦𝔫𝔡𝔰🕸️🍂Henry Mance @henrymance.ft.com · 25/09/2026Sorry, what? Diplomats talk to each other. Miliband has also spoken to his Israeli counterpart. The French foreign minister also met Araghchi this week. X is such a sewer of bad, motivated takes. 2828243
