Reposted by Maxwellington IIIDougExeter @dougexeter.bsky.social · 15/05/2026hey john. its your cousin marvin. marvin cage! you know that new sound youve been looking for? well listen to this *hangs up phone* 2935541014
Maxwellington III @maxwellingtoniii.bsky.social · 15/03/2026Trying to convince my Protestant church not to wear orange for St Patrick's Day may be a lost cause. 001
Maxwellington III @maxwellingtoniii.bsky.social · 14/01/2026That Third Amendment is really coming in clutch. 000
Reposted by Maxwellington IIIPaul F. Tompkins @pftompkins.bsky.social · 14/01/2026I give him credit for having the decency to look exhausted with his own empty horseshit 291764183
Reposted by Maxwellington IIIPaul F. Tompkins @pftompkins.bsky.social · 11/01/2026If you’re worried that “protesters getting out of hand” will give the President a reason to implement martial law in an American city, what do you think is happening now? They’re kidnapping and murdering people and the cops are being sent in to arrest people for noise complaints? 213034565
Reposted by Maxwellington IIIJohn Muller @mrjohnmuller.bsky.social · 11/01/2026The Virgin Democratic Party Establishment Candidate: "ICE isn't coordinating with local police. This is no way to bring down prices!" The Chad Episcopalian Bishop: "I have instructed my priests to prepare for martyrdom." 3068831827
Reposted by Maxwellington IIIKen Jennings @kenjennings.bsky.social · 07/01/2026The “prosecute the former regime at every level” candidate has my vote in 2028. 15888641821172
Reposted by Maxwellington IIIRaider @iwillnotbesilenced.bsky.social · 06/01/2026An off-duty ICE agent was just confronted in Minneapolis after people noticed a Nazi SS lightning bolt tattoo on his neck. If you’re proud enough to ink it on your neck, why are you running when people notice? 43055692199
Reposted by Maxwellington IIIAaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 07/01/2026Jacob Frey: "To ICE -- get the fuck out of Minneapolis" 12293830511457
Reposted by Maxwellington IIIJulia Rose Kraut @juliarosekraut.bsky.social · 01/01/2026Happy New Year! 🎉 Walking into 2026 like Victor Laszlo ... 🗃️ #HATM www.youtube.com/watch?v=yOli...youtube.comVictor Laszlo Gets a Crowd To Sing "La Marseillaise" (Clip) | Casablanca (1942) | TCMYouTube video by Turner Classic Movies 147691087
Reposted by Maxwellington IIIAaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 11/12/2025MAGAZINER: How many veterans have you deported? NOEM: We haven't deported veterans MAGAZINER: We are now joined on Zoom by a combat veteran you deported to Korea 21325168916846
Maxwellington III @maxwellingtoniii.bsky.social · 18/08/2025I saw the flag at half-mast here. Got my hopes up. 000
Maxwellington III @maxwellingtoniii.bsky.social · 19/07/2025I just realized something. My mid-life crisis is gonna end up being me getting married and buying a house. 010
Reposted by Maxwellington IIIEmidivergent @emidivergent.bsky.social · 01/06/2025hi happy pride 🌈 be gay do crime 11993
Maxwellington III @maxwellingtoniii.bsky.social · 01/06/2025I start a new job on Monday! However, I do not get paid until the 20th. Which is why I am setting up a Ko-fi! I need help with bills and such until my first check deposits. Anything helps! ko-fi.com/maxwellingto...ko-fi.comBuy MaxwellingtonIII a CoffeeBecome a supporter of MaxwellingtonIII today! 052
Reposted by Maxwellington IIIAndy Richter @andyrichter.co · 03/03/2025I yelled “Coyote begone!” which is maybe why it bit my tits off 6690736
Reposted by Maxwellington IIIPopehat @kenwhite.bsky.social · 01/03/2025This expression says “I think I’m sitting in J.D. Vance’s wet spot.” 1372804258
Reposted by Maxwellington IIIAndy Richter @andyrichter.co · 01/03/2025Sometimes it feels like I’m going crazy, because there is something that is right in front of our faces, has been for years, and nobody of consequence ever says it: Donald Trump works for Vladimir Putin. How much more proof does anyone need? And what is anybody going to do about it? 634160312534
Reposted by Maxwellington IIIPatton Oswalt @pattonoswalt.bsky.social · 28/02/2025This scrum of pot-bellied, sunken-chested betas trying to bully an all-black clad badass Eastern European wasteland survivor while dressed like Men’s Wearhouse mannequins is peak cinema. 32476452110043
