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jedwill @jedwill.bsky.social · 06/08/2024

max …………. (im evil) @maxsplaining.bsky.social · 06/08/2024

did you guys know that if you have stretched lobes you can actually just go to the hardware store and buy quick links, small padlocks, small d-shackles, etc and use those in your ears . like no one’s stopping you and it looks swag

Max, a white person, looking at the camera with a silly face, showing two quick links hanging from their stretched earlobe

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max …………. (im evil) @maxsplaining.bsky.social · 23/06/2024

it was cold when I colour matched it btw :3c

A photo of my thumb showing my nail painted in the 0855 colour by Modelones gel polish

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costco frotdog🏳️‍⚧️ @queencassierole.bsky.social · 23/06/2024

ur in her dms she’s next to me painting her nails the colour of my tip

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max …………. (im evil) @maxsplaining.bsky.social · 19/06/2024

who funding this heat pack puppy for when I start FIFO and have to spend weeks away from my darling

Cassie, a white woman, holding a small dog shaped wheat pack

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max …………. (im evil) @maxsplaining.bsky.social · 18/06/2024

who’s in Perth and wants to let me practice gel manicures on them for very very cheap¹ :3c I just got lots of new colours ¹($15 to cover materials and time)

a ring of nail polish swatches showing a rainbow of colours

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costco frotdog🏳️‍⚧️ @queencassierole.bsky.social · 18/06/2024

hi im chew toy

topless pic of cassies upper torso, cut off at the mouth. she’s got multiple bruises and marks on her arm, chest and collarbones

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costco frotdog🏳️‍⚧️ @queencassierole.bsky.social · 17/06/2024

if i had a penny for every time someone said they wanted to get me pregnant in this dress my wife would have to give me like four pennies

neck down picture of cassie in a white dress with a floral pattern of raspberries and blueberries

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max …………. (im evil) @maxsplaining.bsky.social · 16/06/2024

I’m gonna be the first ever person to get a trans woman pregnant I swear to GOD I need to see her wearing this dress holding a child on her hip I can’t fucking do it anymore

My wife Cassie, a white woman, wearing a very pretty dress

My wife Cassie, a white woman, wearing a very pretty dress, a closer shot showing the strawberries and blueberry print on the dress

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Bella @bellaway.bsky.social · 17/06/2024

happy pride month, new profile picture what's up 💖

Bella, a white woman, is smiling. Her hair is a beautiful brown and is fluttering gently around her head, her expression positive. She's wearing a gorgeous black, green, white, and blue long sleeve shirt with small black bra peeking through right above her breasts as the shirt parts below them.
In the background the beautiful blue sea is crossing across the landscape with a small peninsula. Features of stone also sit on the left side of the picture.

She knows she is hot. And she loves it.

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costco frotdog🏳️‍⚧️ @queencassierole.bsky.social · 17/06/2024

i had a dream i was a weird creature thing that got loose in a national park and i was just stealing peoples bags and eating trash and they had to send an even more fucked up creature thing after me to bring my shenanigans to a halt but i killed that creature with my bare hands (and teeth)

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max …………. (im evil) @maxsplaining.bsky.social · 10/02/2024

this hrose is how I feel whenever I post something that sends me into hysterics but no one thinks it’s as funny . man . HAHA

a grainy shot of a horse standing at the shore of the beach with white text above that says “Man”

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max …………. (im evil) @maxsplaining.bsky.social · 13/02/2024

scoops cat poop out of the litter box* she loves me *scoops cat poop out of the litter box* she loves me not *scoops cat poop out of the litter box* she loves me *scoops cat poop out of the litter box* she loves me not *scoops cat poop out of the litter box* she loves me *scoops cat poop out of the

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max …………. (im evil) @maxsplaining.bsky.social · 18/02/2024

getting a dog toy tattooed on my bicep so my puppy wife can chew on it whenever she wants

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max …………. (im evil) @maxsplaining.bsky.social · 11/02/2024

Forcing my cat to remember all of his 9 lives with 40hz binaural audio

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max …………. (im evil) @maxsplaining.bsky.social · 26/02/2024

lube spotted 🫵😲

a zoomed in screenshot of the original photo, showing a carton of mocha chill next to Wet Stuff Plus, a water based lubricant

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max …………. (im evil) @maxsplaining.bsky.social · 16/06/2024

I’m gonna be the first ever person to get a trans woman pregnant I swear to GOD I need to see her wearing this dress holding a child on her hip I can’t fucking do it anymore

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max …………. (im evil) @maxsplaining.bsky.social · 16/06/2024

Armand de Fazbear 5 Nights in San Fransisco

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max …………. (im evil) @maxsplaining.bsky.social · 14/06/2024

cuddling is not enough I need our hearts to physically touch one and other

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skeeter devilpenis @guypussy.bsky.social · 12/06/2024

my problem is that i always want to buy something

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costco frotdog🏳️‍⚧️ @queencassierole.bsky.social · 12/06/2024

i don’t have anything clever to say so here’s my ass i went to work and then came home and applied for like 30 jobs in addition to the 20 i applied for on my lunch break i just wanna be the cute clocky receptionist that tells bad jokes cmon bro

cassie, completely nude. the picture is taken at a low angle behind her butt

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max …………. (im evil) @maxsplaining.bsky.social · 13/06/2024

due to cozzie livs I have started doing gel nails instead of paying for a salon to do it. victim one… MY WIFE !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Cassie, a white woman, wearing a soft pink robe and her hands crossed near her face, showing her pink gel nails

big head pic of Cassie (angle is zoomed out and makes her head look like a reverse teardrop alien shape)

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max …………. (im evil) @maxsplaining.bsky.social · 12/06/2024

encouraging her to finish her food by saying good dogs lick the plate

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max …………. (im evil) @maxsplaining.bsky.social · 11/06/2024

me and the bad bitch I pulled by explaining how solenoid intake valves work

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costco frotdog🏳️‍⚧️ @queencassierole.bsky.social · 11/06/2024

she’s so sexy when she talks about fixing up the house dropping words like ‘solenoid’ and ‘intake’ idk wtf that means baby but hii what are u doing later

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costco frotdog🏳️‍⚧️ @queencassierole.bsky.social · 11/06/2024

thank the lorde for butches bc i don’t fuckin know how to fix a washing machine and she doesn’t know how to operate it and that’s beautiful i think

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max …………. (im evil) @maxsplaining.bsky.social · 11/06/2024

UGHHHHHH I got up soooo sneaky and went to make coffee and something for her to eat and she fucking appeared upstairs saying “awww I overslept”

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max …………. (im evil) @maxsplaining.bsky.social · 11/06/2024

the real test of marriage is: do I let my wife sleep after she turns off her alarm and as a result have her upset that she “wasted the day” OR do I wake her up so she doesn’t “waste the day” and she’s grumpy cos she’s tired

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max …………. (im evil) @maxsplaining.bsky.social · 11/06/2024

reasons you should follow me: 1) i can solve rubiks cube 2) im funny 3) no third reason

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Dasha Sierra @dashasierra.com · 11/06/2024

I have the solution to the situation regarding house prices! The answer is: I have to buy a house. As soon as I do, prices will fall 50%, at least.

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max …………. (im evil) @maxsplaining.bsky.social · 11/06/2024

me quoting the entire road to eldorado movie when I hear 1 (one) phrase that reminds me of it

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max …………. (im evil) @maxsplaining.bsky.social · 10/06/2024

who’s got two thumbs and was the imprognator 👎 (: 👍

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max …………. (im evil) @maxsplaining.bsky.social · 10/06/2024

Reskeet how old you are, using a vague proxy: I learnt to type in a computer lab at school

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scary angel drags you to heaven @shiningangelx.bsky.social · 08/06/2024

You know my swag not my story...

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max …………. (im evil) @maxsplaining.bsky.social · 09/06/2024

she gave me work everyone !!!! my KPIs are BACK UP ⬆️ ⬆️ ⬆️ I’m on TOP OF THE WORLD !!!!!! and best employee at the company of My Marriage

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costco frotdog🏳️‍⚧️ @queencassierole.bsky.social · 09/06/2024

assigned butch at birth

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max …………. (im evil) @maxsplaining.bsky.social · 09/06/2024

yall if she keeps calling me mommy im gonna put parental controls on her phone . say goodbye to youre precious Cassierole

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max …………. (im evil) @maxsplaining.bsky.social · 09/06/2024

EVERYONE . please repost this . my self confidence is based solely on this photo

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max …………. (im evil) @maxsplaining.bsky.social · 08/06/2024

yall I really tied this shit on and then my wife said HOLE CLOSED TONIGHT 🙅‍♀️🙅‍♀️🙅‍♀️🙅‍♀️🙅‍♀️ and now what .

censored pic of max wearing boxers with a rope harness around her hips

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max …………. (im evil) @maxsplaining.bsky.social · 08/06/2024

Her shitty opinions is she has small boobs btw, which is not only INCORRECT but also , like she said, a shitty opinion

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max …………. (im evil) @maxsplaining.bsky.social · 08/06/2024

SEAFOOD SUSHI BAR-BE-QUE SEA FOODSUSHI BA BAR-BE-QUE

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max …………. (im evil) @maxsplaining.bsky.social · 08/06/2024

this is the funniest thing I’ve seen today thank you so much Bluesky user nofunoverlord.top

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