iiinova — where your digital self keeps evolving

max …………. (im evil) @maxsplaining.bsky.social · 06/08/2024

did you guys know that if you have stretched lobes you can actually just go to the hardware store and buy quick links, small padlocks, small d-shackles, etc and use those in your ears . like no one’s stopping you and it looks swag

Max, a white person, looking at the camera with a silly face, showing two quick links hanging from their stretched earlobe

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max …………. (im evil) @maxsplaining.bsky.social · 23/06/2024

it was cold when I colour matched it btw :3c

A photo of my thumb showing my nail painted in the 0855 colour by Modelones gel polish

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max …………. (im evil) @maxsplaining.bsky.social · 19/06/2024

who funding this heat pack puppy for when I start FIFO and have to spend weeks away from my darling

Cassie, a white woman, holding a small dog shaped wheat pack

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max …………. (im evil) @maxsplaining.bsky.social · 18/06/2024

who’s in Perth and wants to let me practice gel manicures on them for very very cheap¹ :3c I just got lots of new colours ¹($15 to cover materials and time)

a ring of nail polish swatches showing a rainbow of colours

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max …………. (im evil) @maxsplaining.bsky.social · 16/06/2024

I’m gonna be the first ever person to get a trans woman pregnant I swear to GOD I need to see her wearing this dress holding a child on her hip I can’t fucking do it anymore

My wife Cassie, a white woman, wearing a very pretty dress

My wife Cassie, a white woman, wearing a very pretty dress, a closer shot showing the strawberries and blueberry print on the dress

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max …………. (im evil) @maxsplaining.bsky.social · 15/06/2024

VICTIM THREE !!!!!! my 67yo dads toes !!!!! he has 11 toenails and only 10 toes due to a chisel accident

A white mans feet showing purple nail polish

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max …………. (im evil) @maxsplaining.bsky.social · 15/06/2024

VICTIM TWO. !!!!! MY MOTHERS FINGIES AND TOES !!!!

a white womans hands showing light pink nail polish

A white woman’s feet showing bright red nail polish

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max …………. (im evil) @maxsplaining.bsky.social · 13/06/2024

due to cozzie livs I have started doing gel nails instead of paying for a salon to do it. victim one… MY WIFE !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Cassie, a white woman, wearing a soft pink robe and her hands crossed near her face, showing her pink gel nails

big head pic of Cassie (angle is zoomed out and makes her head look like a reverse teardrop alien shape)

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max …………. (im evil) @maxsplaining.bsky.social · 08/06/2024

yall I really tied this shit on and then my wife said HOLE CLOSED TONIGHT 🙅‍♀️🙅‍♀️🙅‍♀️🙅‍♀️🙅‍♀️ and now what .

censored pic of max wearing boxers with a rope harness around her hips

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max …………. (im evil) @maxsplaining.bsky.social · 08/06/2024

Ah you don’t need to improve it you just need to do it fast as fuck . case in point my signature my friend made me in like idk year 10 looked like the bottom one and now it looks like the ones above it , sometimes even worse

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max …………. (im evil) @maxsplaining.bsky.social · 08/06/2024

I have a quiz for you guys . out of these two photos who’s the fem who’s the masc .

maxsplaining with her ass in the air and an exquisite arch

cassierole with her ass in the air and no arch at all, 45 degree angle in fact

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max …………. (im evil) @maxsplaining.bsky.social · 03/06/2024

no genuinely if anyone wants to help . i will send you my silly little goodnotes notebook that has all our things that we have in it and you can try to arrange it

a blueprint of a room drawn in the goodnotes app. it’s accompanied by measurements as well as furniture

the same blueprint of a room drawn in goodnotes, this one does not have any furniture included

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max …………. (im evil) @maxsplaining.bsky.social · 28/05/2024

the way she had to google this then got so embarrassed

a white woman holding a phone in one hand and eating a pizza with the other with a google search open on her phone

A close up of the same Google search from the prior image, showing a search of the acronym “AKC”, with results showing the American Kennel Club website as the top result

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max …………. (im evil) @maxsplaining.bsky.social · 26/05/2024

DUDE WHAT THE FUCK????? I DIDNT SEE THIS IN REAL LIGHT LAST NIGHT ???? everyone shame her 🫵😖 @queencassierole.bsky.social

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max …………. (im evil) @maxsplaining.bsky.social · 25/05/2024

when u joke too much about your prey fighting back and they actually do :/ @queencassierole.bsky.social

Max pulls down the collar of her shirt to reveal bruising and biting on her neck, in pinkish red lighting

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max …………. (im evil) @maxsplaining.bsky.social · 13/05/2024

I still have no idea how to do the top layer at all 😔 when you move the first two layers you can visualise where the piece is moving but the top layer since they all move at once and you don’t fuck up the bottom two layers it’s much harder

A screenshot of the DS game RUBIK’s world

A screenshot of the DA game Rubik’s World in an emulator showing a Rubik’s cube

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max …………. (im evil) @maxsplaining.bsky.social · 12/05/2024

I have figured out how to solve the first 2 layers of a Rubik’s cube with just one hand. I still cannot solve the last layer with just one hand nor both hands to accompany this fact here is my outfit from today as well as my silly little AFL player hairdo

Max, a white person, wearing black cuffed pants and a check button up shirt, taking a selfie in the mirror

A close up of max, a white person, taking a selfie in the mirror, showing how their hair flicks up at the back

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max …………. (im evil) @maxsplaining.bsky.social · 18/04/2024

I have a 17 second PB on the NYT mini btw 🫶🫶🫶

A blue square with a darker blue square inside it, and a white star inside that. Underneath it reads “Congratulations! You solved the mini in 0:17 seconds”

Below that it has an outlined box with a trophy drawing inside, on the left. Next to the trophy reads “See your friends times on the leaderboard”

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max …………. (im evil) @maxsplaining.bsky.social · 10/04/2024

HERES MY WILD CLAY THAT I FILTERED AND PROCESSED INTO A USABLE MEDIUM EVERYONE !!!!!

a bunch of sloppy wet clay from a lake in a linen hammock so it can dry out to a more usable consistency

The linen clay hammock pegged closed and tied between two chairs to allow excess water to drain from the clay

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max …………. (im evil) @maxsplaining.bsky.social · 02/04/2024

AAAAAEEEEEEEYYYYYY who’s up right now and wants to help me with this FUCKING connections . :) I can’t do this shti

A screenshot of a connections game. At the top it has Cigarette Brands- camel, Mayfair, pall mall, strand.

Underneath that group it has a 4 by 3 grid of words that are the following:
Line 1: London, mandarin, Whitehall, buster brown
Line 2: bow street, road, blade, long distance
Line 3: Daniel, ruff, Piccadilly, black

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max …………. (im evil) @maxsplaining.bsky.social · 01/04/2024

animal girls would be going nuts on tumblr rn you know they have a boop-o-meter ? everyones booping everyone . you can super boop too .

a screenshot of the tumblr boop-o-meter for april fools. It shows a counter of boops given, boops recieved, and then also a global counter underneath.

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max …………. (im evil) @maxsplaining.bsky.social · 20/03/2024

I’m waxing her legs rn she’s being such a wuss about it HAHA

Cassie slumped on the couch with her face in the pillows with a wax strip stuck to the back of her leg

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max …………. (im evil) @maxsplaining.bsky.social · 19/03/2024

You take the blue pill - the story ends, you wake up in your bed and believe whatever you want to believe. You take the red pill - you stay in Wonderland and I show you how deep the rabbit hole goes.