Max Riffner @maxriffner.com · 6hI had a lot of joy watching this Cubs team play baseball this season. But there were clear warning signs in July that didn’t get fixed at the trade deadline. And what a bummer to get swept. This last month was hard to watch at times. 000
Max Riffner @maxriffner.com · 6hI guess the Cubs made it to October because they lost at 12:01am. 100
Max Riffner @maxriffner.com · 6hWhelp. One of the more pathetic postseasons I’ve seen in awhile. What a fucking embarrassment. 100
Max Riffner @maxriffner.com · 14hOr the Phillies, another team that limped in. But the Cubs looked worse. Like they had no business being there at all. 010
Max Riffner @maxriffner.com · 14hI was trying to explain how I felt this morning and said “imagine you just walked in on your partner cheating on you last night, and then all the shame, embarrassment, and sadness. Then imagine waking up the day after. That’s how today feels.” 110
Max Riffner @maxriffner.com · 30/09/2026Man. Cubs look like fucking ass. And zero hits into the sixth. 001
Max Riffner @maxriffner.com · 28/09/2026Just watched PAC last night. Had one of the best matches of the night. Absolutely heartbreaking to hear he’s passed. 010
Max Riffner @maxriffner.com · 23/09/2026Texting with my dad that the Cubs bullpen seems to have turned a corner and then they immediately gave up 6 runs. 000
Max Riffner @maxriffner.com · 23/09/2026Last week of regular season baseball makes me long for the beginning of the season, but also looking forward to never seeing a Kalshi/Polymarket/Shaq commercial for the rest of 2026. 000
Max Riffner @maxriffner.com · 23/09/2026I can somewhat walk again in an immobilizer boot. Which is better. But yeah this blows. I had to skip an out of town wedding and just in general it’s been over a month of pain. 010
Max Riffner @maxriffner.com · 23/09/2026It’s been 5 weeks since I did *something* to my foot. I can’t drive. I’m just stuck at home and it feels like the pandemic all over again. Finally getting an MRI on Friday. 100
Max Riffner @maxriffner.com · 21/09/2026Other things that made me yell “oh shit” today: a red tail hawk just biffed into my storm door two feet away from me, quickly recovered, and chased the bird who was chasing him like it was Top Gun: Maverick and he planned that maneuver even though it was below the hard deck. 030
Max Riffner @maxriffner.com · 21/09/2026I was like “well, Tom, you get a pass on that because America collectively said it with you.” That was gross AF. 100
Max Riffner @maxriffner.com · 21/09/2026I had my priorities wrong today in the annual Autumn debate of “which team will hurt me less: Cubs or Bears?” 010
Max Riffner @maxriffner.com · 21/09/2026Me looking for the clip of Brady swearing on air and then discovering why.static.klipy.comYas Queen Cup VomitsALT: Yas Queen Cup Vomits 111
Max Riffner @maxriffner.com · 17/09/2026I have watched countless hours of monster truck content now with a toddler, and I will never not enjoy the one adult in every video who absolutely loses his mind with a conniption of swearing in front of 100 families. “OH SHIT! FUCK YEAHHH WOOOOOOO!” 110
Max Riffner @maxriffner.com · 14/09/2026On the board for lunch: finishing a panel featuring a small town bar for Thursday’s THE SHAPE OF MY SON drop. (cc @keithpille.bsky.social) 130
Max Riffner @maxriffner.com · 10/09/2026Skipping raging at the Cubs for AEW, and hey who turns my frown upside down? The Beast Mortos!static.klipy.comBeast Mortos: Ask Your Mother! (AEW Hey! Ew)ALT: Beast Mortos: Ask Your Mother! (AEW Hey! Ew) 000
Max Riffner @maxriffner.com · 10/09/2026Me checking the Cubs score before turning the game on.static.klipy.comGrandpa Abe's Confused Exit in The SimpsonsALT: Grandpa Abe's Confused Exit in The Simpsons 000
Max Riffner @maxriffner.com · 07/09/2026And apparently You’re Next is in the same universe? They did a little featurette on YouTube with him hyping the movie and he dropped that bomb. 100
Max Riffner @maxriffner.com · 07/09/2026Very interested to hear what you think. I didn’t even know this existed until last Thursday. 101
Max Riffner @maxriffner.com · 07/09/2026My favorite Labor Day tradition is watching one successful piece of a Cubs team disintegrate before our eyes just in time for the end of the season. 010
Max Riffner @maxriffner.com · 04/09/2026My favorite thing to do is when asked by my the oldest if he can watch Paw Patrol is to say “ohhhh we don’t get Paw Patrol on the TV.” 010
Max Riffner @maxriffner.com · 22/08/2026Thinking about comics today.static.klipy.comTim Robinson: I Don't Even Want To Be Around AnymoreAlt: Tim Robinson: I Don't Even Want To Be Around Anymore 000
Max Riffner @maxriffner.com · 22/08/2026I made my own Golden Age palettes I can send you. Also either Krafttone or Color Lab come with palettes of solids based on their halftone brush formulas. 110
Max Riffner @maxriffner.com · 14/08/2026This is so much longer than I thought it was going to be. Holy shit. 000
Max Riffner @maxriffner.com · 14/08/2026I’ve always wondered this. I’ve asked and no one seems to count flights, shipping costs, meals, or lodging. 000
Max Riffner @maxriffner.com · 17/07/2026100%. The best interaction I had that weekend was accidentally stumbling into Bob Schreck’s review line without a number. They tried to kick me out but Bob was like “oh come on.” And he very nicely said “you’re not ready for DC, but you are a cartoonist. Don’t let anyone say otherwise.” 110
Max Riffner @maxriffner.com · 17/07/2026I got screamed at by an editor at Black Bull for wasting his time at my first convention showing my portfolio and I wish I could ask him how that WizardWorld money is treating him now. 120
Max Riffner @maxriffner.com · 12/07/2026That time of the season when I wonder how Mr. Redlegs isn’t wanted for murder?static.klipy.comCincinnati Reds Mr. Redlegs Mascot on the FieldALT: Cincinnati Reds Mr. Redlegs Mascot on the Field 120
Max Riffner @maxriffner.com · 09/07/2026I watched this so many times on HBO as a kid. Haven’t seen it since the 80s. 010
Max Riffner @maxriffner.com · 02/07/2026Maybe that’s how I’m used to it? Same here. I forgot about that. And that’s typically how it happens to me now - I’ll be laser focused on a problem and won’t notice it’s silent. 010
Max Riffner @maxriffner.com · 02/07/2026Oh that’s the worst. I worked in a basement at Creighton University years ago, right next to the morgue for the med school anatomy lab. No windows. That is such a weird feeling to descend from and emerge into darkness. All of us in that dept took frequent walks and always went to lunch. 000
Max Riffner @maxriffner.com · 02/07/2026I could easily get wrapped up in code and not notice. Especially where my last two home offices sat, there would be no obvious sun movement and I could sit there until dark. That’s when it would trip me out like “holy shit how long have I been sitting here?” Music helps feel like time is passing. 100
Max Riffner @maxriffner.com · 02/07/2026For years, essentially starting with the pandemic, I would sit in my home office in silence while I worked. Like a psychopath. I got a radio now tuned to the local classical station that I listen to in the mornings and it’s amazing how much better life is with that playing. 270
Max Riffner @maxriffner.com · 26/06/2026After a break, the new book has been written and it’s time to start drawing the thing today. 020
Max Riffner @maxriffner.com · 17/06/2026It has a very 70s bracelet too, but you know. It’s a Seiko bracelet. Not bad but I’d rather have the leather racing band that came with it. 010
Max Riffner @maxriffner.com · 16/06/2026I ended up getting the Kamen Rider. Not the Special Edition, but the one the character wore because I’m a sucker for that shit. 120