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💚The Roachwife™🪳 (she/her)

@maximelemal.bsky.social
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My dream is Eat dirt ✨My soulmate @cuddlefl00fs.bsky.social✨ 💚💛La chérie de Maxime Le Mal🪳🇫🇷 24🔹AuDHD🔹Ficto🔹No dupes please! 🔞 Potential NSFW/Suggestive

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💚The Roachwife™🪳 (she/her) @maximelemal.bsky.social · 28/12/2024
This is 100% true
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OTTO 🌺 @mediamonster.bsky.social · 28/12/2024
The secret to archiving is that you get really attached to a fictional character, and you want to learn everything about them. But since information about them is locked away behind self published books from the 1980s, it’s now your mission to find these sacred texts.
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💚The Roachwife™🪳 (she/her) @maximelemal.bsky.social · 28/12/2024
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💚The Roachwife™🪳 (she/her) @maximelemal.bsky.social · 27/12/2024
For Christmas I got myself this lovely commission from brahchan on Twitter and I adore it very very much! I've commissioned them before and I absolutely love how they draw Maxime #drawing #art #commission #despicableme4 #maximelemal #selfship #selfshipping #selfinsert #yumejoshi #yumeship
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💚The Roachwife™🪳 (she/her) @maximelemal.bsky.social · 23/12/2024
He's giving Gaston from Meet the Robinsons vibes
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💚The Roachwife™🪳 (she/her) @maximelemal.bsky.social · 23/12/2024
I think it's because you have an unconventional f/o, unfortunately. I deal with this same thing. People can't fathom that we can seriously love characters who aren't conventionally attractive.
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💚The Roachwife™🪳 (she/her) @maximelemal.bsky.social · 23/12/2024
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Little aliens forever @lilalienz4ever.bsky.social · 21/12/2024
a barrel of GREEN!!! has spilled over, and no other then flug happened to be in it. the little alien sqeaks out a little "eeu"
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🌈🌺Sarah🤓🩷 @cuddlefl00fs.bsky.social · 20/12/2024
Watched Carl Be Not Proud again. This boy has an evil streak and I'm going to exploit the hell out of it 😈 #Sarl #CarlChryniszzswics #selfinsert #CarlJohnnyBravo #selfship #yumeship
Sarah dressed as the devil, grabbing Carl's chin seducing him. They're looking into each other's eyes mischievously
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💚The Roachwife™🪳 (she/her) @maximelemal.bsky.social · 20/12/2024
@cuddlefl00fs.bsky.social 🫶
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✨steph ✨🏳️‍🌈 @iridescentdreams.bsky.social · 20/12/2024
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💚The Roachwife™🪳 (she/her) @maximelemal.bsky.social · 20/12/2024
I know how you feel. People can't seem to respect non-sharing people for some reason, but I promise it doesn't make you a bad person or anything.
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Allan and Klaus's Hubby @ NYCC + Furpoc @wulfums.bsky.social · 20/12/2024
Can I have a moment of silence…. 😔🫡
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💚The Roachwife™🪳 (she/her) @maximelemal.bsky.social · 20/12/2024
Poor Little Meow Meow has the Christmas drip 💅✨ (also his arena event team lost but shhh) #tamagotchi #tamagotchis #tamagotchiuni #virtualpet #virtualpets #vpet #vpets
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edd @popnpog.bsky.social · 20/12/2024
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zee @zeegeeclover.bsky.social · 19/12/2024
Reading my own smutty works like
Someone banging their fist on the ground while blushing with hearts surrounding them
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💚The Roachwife™🪳 (she/her) @maximelemal.bsky.social · 20/12/2024
Big Carl is so iconic
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💚The Roachwife™🪳 (she/her) @maximelemal.bsky.social · 20/12/2024
Had a lovely little date with my lovely little wife @cuddlefl00fs.bsky.social, my bug husband, and my egg son! We went to Bookmans as usual, so I showed my son his trapped overpriced brethren. #despicableme #despicableme4 #maximelemal #selfship #selfshipping #yumejoshi #yumeship #tamagotchi
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💚The Roachwife™🪳 (she/her) @maximelemal.bsky.social · 16/12/2024
I love him
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Zep @wormbagged.bsky.social · 15/12/2024
(2012) Drew fan art of a weird blanket I own.
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💚The Roachwife™🪳 (she/her) @maximelemal.bsky.social · 16/12/2024
Look at how cute my wife is right now 🔫
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Meoow.co @catelovers.bsky.social · 16/12/2024
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🌈🌺Sarah🤓🩷 @cuddlefl00fs.bsky.social · 16/12/2024
Of course I gotta share our story here too!!
A reddit post on r/fanfiction from user Cuddlefl00fs. It's labeled NSFW with the flair Smut Talk. It reads:
Me and my girlfriend want to fuck the same obscure character, the bowler hat guy from Meet the Robinsons. I was the only one who was writing fics about him, until I saw a new fic on ao3, with the tag, "this isn't fucking disgusting like those OTHER Goob fanfics" so of course I had to respond. I did, we started talking, we became girlfriends, and she lives with me now. She is the light of my life, and I love sharing our story! You can still find our comments on her fic.A thread of comments on Archive of Our Own on the fanfic Comfortable Warmth by ERS220 between her and user OneLearnsToLoveIt.
OneLearnsToLoveIt: Thems fightin' words!!!
But seriously though, I hate my shit and I'm glad someone else can finally destroy me. Delicious. Finally, some good fucking Goob porn. 
ERS220: Bitch I'm fucking quaking I didn't expect you to see my fic But I feel honored? No offense to you at all but I was like "imma write my OWN Goob porn and now look where we are
OneLearnsToLoveIt: You realize we're friends now. I don't know how it's going to happen, but we're friends. 
ERS220: Uh yes please I approve. You got Discord? I need some more Goob talk in my life.
The thread is cut off there
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💚The Roachwife™🪳 (she/her) @maximelemal.bsky.social · 15/12/2024
My art block is still terrible but here's a silly doodle of Maxime begrudgingly taking care of Poor Little Meow Meow for me #drawing #art #despicableme #despicableme4 #maximelemal #selfship #selfshipping #selfinsert #yumejoshi #yumeship #tamagotchi #tamagotchiuni
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💚The Roachwife™🪳 (she/her) @maximelemal.bsky.social · 11/12/2024
Hold him gently like hamburger.....
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💚The Roachwife™🪳 (she/her) @maximelemal.bsky.social · 11/12/2024
I've been taking a mini-break from social media since I'm dealing with some nasty PMS, but here's an update on the tamas. Little guy on the Uni is named Poor Little Meow Meow, baby on the Pix is named Sabrina AKA Shartina because she be shittin #tamagotchi #tamagotchipix #tamagotchiuni
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Pavel @spavel.bsky.social · 09/12/2023
happy stylish but illegal ikea monkey day to those who celebrate
Stylish but illegal monkey found roaming IKEA
Photo of a small monkey in a tiny wool coat
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💚The Roachwife™🪳 (she/her) @maximelemal.bsky.social · 09/12/2024
*shakes ass aggressively* #tamagotchi #despicableme #despicableme4 #maximelemal #selfship #selfshipping #selfinsert #yumejoshi #yumeship
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Mari/Titania 🦋 Oberon’s Wife @vortigernswife.bsky.social · 08/12/2024
My beautiful wife ❤️ (I sigh dreamily as I look at a photo of a fictional grown ass man)
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💚The Roachwife™🪳 (she/her) @maximelemal.bsky.social · 07/12/2024
Got a new charger for my 3DS after the original broke, so it's officially back in business #3ds #maximelemal #despicableme #despicableme4 #selfship #selfshipping #selfinsert #yumejoshi #yumeship
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jake-o’-lantern 🎃 @baronduki.bsky.social · 08/11/2024
all my mint enthusiasts, please rise 🙌
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Pressed Bunson @harmfulplant.bsky.social · 06/12/2024
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hunter ☁️ @omeleting.bsky.social · 06/12/2024
toddler at work, unprompted: you don't even KNOW my story me: oh my bad. sorry toddler: you don't KNOW me: you're right, that's my fault
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💚The Roachwife™🪳 (she/her) @maximelemal.bsky.social · 07/12/2024
I'm not into MLP as an adult but I can say with confidence that this is extremely based
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💚The Roachwife™🪳 (she/her) @maximelemal.bsky.social · 07/12/2024
I haven't liked tofu any of the times I tried it but this makes me wish I liked it because it looks good as hell
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💚The Roachwife™🪳 (she/her) @maximelemal.bsky.social · 07/12/2024
Took another pic to add to the hoard
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💚The Roachwife™🪳 (she/her) @maximelemal.bsky.social · 06/12/2024
Just realized I haven't posted these yet. I love taking him on walks with me 💚 #maximelemal #despicableme #despicableme4 #selfship #selfshipping #selfinsert #yumejoshi #yumeship
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˚₊‧꒰ა 𝒮𝑜𝒻𝓉𝓌𝒶𝓇𝑒 𝒜𝓃𝑔ℯ𝓁 ໒꒱ ‧₊˚ @softwareangel.neocities.org · 06/12/2024
current mind status
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💚The Roachwife™🪳 (she/her) @maximelemal.bsky.social · 06/12/2024
@cuddlefl00fs.bsky.social look at this
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💚The Roachwife™🪳 (she/her) @maximelemal.bsky.social · 05/12/2024
Tried befriending a dupe again and this person casually admitted to being a freak (in the very bad way) towards Maxime when he was 14 so I'm now declaring myself the only Maxime fan ever because these other bitches CANNOT be trusted
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Tony 🎃👻 @shintonty.bsky.social · 28/11/2024
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halo ɞ‧₊˚ @plushmancer.cloud · 19/11/2024
soooo eeby it is time to slumber
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Kelly Bastow @moosekleenex.bsky.social · 28/11/2024
#ADHD things.
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punkitt ‼️🧣 @punkitt.bsky.social · 04/12/2024
gleep glorp ass buny out here
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ash @malewifesband.bsky.social · 04/12/2024
"too autistic for sex" are words you should never say if you wish to live. it will be over for you. i will find you. and when i do. i will kill you. beware of this
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💚The Roachwife™🪳 (she/her) @maximelemal.bsky.social · 04/12/2024
#despicableme4 #maximelemal #selfship #selfshipping #selfinsert #yumejoshi #yumeship
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💚The Roachwife™🪳 (she/her) @maximelemal.bsky.social · 04/12/2024
If anyone wants to add me on PC Complete! #animalcrossing #acpc #pocketcamp #pocketcampcomplete
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William "yocow" therealyocow @yocow.me · 02/12/2024
repost this guppy immediately
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