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… even if I am more of an Earl Grey man, personally.

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The Patron Saint of English Breakfast @maxc202.bsky.social · 16h
@mrrambler.bsky.social just came here to say, she lasted .25 Scaramuccis
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The Patron Saint of English Breakfast @maxc202.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
How the fuck is Luke Shaw still on the field?
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The Patron Saint of English Breakfast @maxc202.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Yanited vs Spurs: the Doo Doo Garbage Derby
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The Patron Saint of English Breakfast @maxc202.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I don't know if he'll ultimately become a legend at Liverpool or not, but Florian Wirtz is feeding generations of simpleton pundits and clout-chasing content creators out here. At this rate, he may actually end world hunger. Maybe even bring about world peace.
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The Patron Saint of English Breakfast @maxc202.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Jacquet is such an upgrade on Konate, it’s not even funny
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The Patron Saint of English Breakfast @maxc202.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
A lot of people have insinuated that Michael Oliver is somehow bought by Man City. Maybe, but unlikely. There’s a simpler explanation anyway. He’s an incompetent and petty little bitch.
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The Patron Saint of English Breakfast @maxc202.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Arsenal constantly holding players before a ball is kicked to them is getting fucking annoying.
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The Patron Saint of English Breakfast @maxc202.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
“Put in and Nyoni and Inshallah” is a desperate strategy, even if it works out. The problems go deeper than individual players.
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The Patron Saint of English Breakfast @maxc202.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Every week it’s a new player’s turn to catch smoke. It oscillates between Mac Allister, then Wirtz, then Kerkez, and this week it’s Szoboszlai. This shit is exhausting and people seem to have the memory and attention spans of a goldfish. I need to go outside and eat grass or something.
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The Patron Saint of English Breakfast @maxc202.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Anyone who suggested keeping Curtis Jones and selling Mac Allister this summer can hold that.
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The Patron Saint of English Breakfast @maxc202.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
When you see Grav and Szobo starting together in a double pivot…
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The Patron Saint of English Breakfast @maxc202.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Can we have Kerkez and Macca back now? Kostas keeps passing it out or to his favorite Fulham player and has no pace or tenacity. We have no control in midfield whatsoever.
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The Patron Saint of English Breakfast @maxc202.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
People arguing that Kai Havertz is a better player than Bobby Firmino ever was is proof that we as a species are doomed to fail.
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The Patron Saint of English Breakfast @maxc202.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
I don't think this team's fitness is quite up to what's needed for Iraola ball. Team seemed gassed by minute 70.
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The Patron Saint of English Breakfast @maxc202.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Does Jamie Carragher ever shut the fuck up?
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The Patron Saint of English Breakfast @maxc202.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
If Lamine Camara goes to Chelsea, his career will likely end up in the same mass grave that holds the remains of half their young rising talents throughout the years.
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The Patron Saint of English Breakfast @maxc202.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
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John Oliver's 'We Got Him' Button Moment
ALT: John Oliver's 'We Got Him' Button Moment
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The Patron Saint of English Breakfast @maxc202.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Sarr to LFC: No, Nah, or Hell Nah?
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The Patron Saint of English Breakfast @maxc202.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Stop trying to make Rio on the right happen. It’s not gonna happen.
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The Patron Saint of English Breakfast @maxc202.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Gravenberch looks lost out there.
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The Patron Saint of English Breakfast @maxc202.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
This ref is a prick.
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The Patron Saint of English Breakfast @maxc202.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Cannot wait for Richard Hughes' tenure at LFC to be over. What has he done this summer? 1) Sign Munoz via a release clause. 2) Sign a CB Barca couldn't wait to be rid of (not a bad move, just easier deal) 3) Sold Curtis Jones. We are thinner than we were last year. But what did we expect from FSG?
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The Patron Saint of English Breakfast @maxc202.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
And just like that, Curtis Jones is gone.
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The Patron Saint of English Breakfast @maxc202.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
Mamardashvilli should start looking for other clubs.
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The Patron Saint of English Breakfast @maxc202.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
🥹 this is the way. The Liverpool way. Also, glad someone plugged the microphone cables in.
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The Patron Saint of English Breakfast @maxc202.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
"Last summer, we spend money and we do bad... maybe, if we spend no money, we do good!" - Mike Gordon, probably
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The Patron Saint of English Breakfast @maxc202.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
If Liverpool are not going to bring in defenders OR midfielders (because apparently neither of them are a priority) this window, then what the fuck has Richard Hughes been doing for the past 2 months? Work to bring in one transfer?! FSG really are letting the club drift.
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The Patron Saint of English Breakfast @maxc202.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
“Pass the ball to me so I can run it up the field and into a Leeds player” - Curtis Jones School of Leadership
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The Patron Saint of English Breakfast @maxc202.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
But a CB is not a priority according to FSG.
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The Patron Saint of English Breakfast @maxc202.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
We cannot have Jones and Grav on the field at the same time, this is ass
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The Patron Saint of English Breakfast @maxc202.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
Why does it feel like a left-footed wide forward is going to become the new CDM for Liverpool football club? A type of player we've needed for years but never sign for some reason.
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The Patron Saint of English Breakfast @maxc202.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
I don't know who or what to believe anymore. L'Equipe says this, Fabrizio says that... I just wish Liverpool would either sign him or stop wasting time.
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The Patron Saint of English Breakfast @maxc202.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
Now do Michael Oliver.
Fab says Anthony Taylor is retiring from officiating
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The Patron Saint of English Breakfast @maxc202.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
@emptymindz.bsky.social this third place game is pretty good so far 😏
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The Patron Saint of English Breakfast @maxc202.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
For most of the WC, France has had everyone playing the game the way they wanted them to. Timid (not without reason tho), defensive, and deferential. Spain played the only way they know how, on the front foot no matter who the opponent was. France had no backup plan.
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The Patron Saint of English Breakfast @maxc202.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
the c'mon do something meme, but aimed at liverpool football club
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The Patron Saint of English Breakfast @maxc202.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
@philyred.bsky.social @emptymindz.bsky.social @libarchives1863.bsky.social Any chance FSG considers selling the club instead of just letting it drift further? Also, does Mike Gordon actually know how to run football operations or can we just expect things to be a shitshow until he hires new people?
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The Patron Saint of English Breakfast @maxc202.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
Ronald Koeman is a criminal.
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But Andrew Hickey Died Ten Years Ago This Very Night @andrewhickey.500songs.com · 17/06/2026
This is great and, weirdly, completely accurate.
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The Patron Saint of English Breakfast @maxc202.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
The more players that come out and speak their minds at LFC, the more obvious it becomes that firing Slot was the right decision.
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The Patron Saint of English Breakfast @maxc202.bsky.social · 30/05/2026
Dedicated to @libarchives1863.bsky.social 🎶Let It All Work Out🎶
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The Patron Saint of English Breakfast @maxc202.bsky.social · 30/05/2026
🎶 £60 million down the drain, Kai Havertz scores again 🎶
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The Patron Saint of English Breakfast @maxc202.bsky.social · 30/05/2026
DING DONG (pause) THAT BALD FRAUD IS GONE!
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The Patron Saint of English Breakfast @maxc202.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
FSG is the epitome of the “we have X at home” meme. “We have a pacey winger at home”; get home and it’s Gakpo. “We have a centerback pairing at home”; get home and it’s Tsimikas and Gravenberch. “We have a versatile attacker at home”; get home and it’s Joe Gomez.
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The Patron Saint of English Breakfast @maxc202.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
@philyred.bsky.social @libarchives1863.bsky.social @emptymindz.bsky.social Is Dominic King known to be reliable? It’s the Telegraph (which gives me the ick), but I know nothing about this guy. www.telegraph.co.uk/football/202...
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The Patron Saint of English Breakfast @maxc202.bsky.social · 02/02/2026
@mrrambler.bsky.social Hi there! Is it just me or does Crystal Palace offering Club Brugge €40M for Joel Ordonez just to be told no at the last minute feel like they got their just deserts?
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The Patron Saint of English Breakfast @maxc202.bsky.social · 20/02/2025
@miawong.bsky.social I love you Cato the Elder
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The Patron Saint of English Breakfast @maxc202.bsky.social · 15/11/2024
@therickwilson.bsky.social the news media has clearly learned nothing. Trump isn’t loyal to anyone, he just wants to burn the federal government to the ground.
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The Patron Saint of English Breakfast @maxc202.bsky.social · 12/11/2024
@radiofreetom.bsky.social do you think that Trump’s cabinet will be more stable this time around or will it be just another revolving door of sycophantic dunces like it was from 2017 to 2020?
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The Patron Saint of English Breakfast @maxc202.bsky.social · 20/01/2024
@acollierastro.bsky.social insideevs.com/news/705378/... saw this and thought of your video on robots. Do you think these are just dumb publicity stunts?
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BMW, Like Tesla, Will Use Humanoid Robots At Its U.S. Car Factory
Between moves from Tesla and now BMW, it looks like AI-powered robots may have a place building cars of the future.
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