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The Patron Saint of English Breakfast

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… even if I am more of an Earl Grey man, personally.

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The Patron Saint of English Breakfast @maxc202.bsky.social · 13h
… you can’t? Or just not this soon?
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The Patron Saint of English Breakfast @maxc202.bsky.social · 18h
@mrrambler.bsky.social just came here to say, she lasted .25 Scaramuccis
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The Patron Saint of English Breakfast @maxc202.bsky.social · 16/10/2026
It’s not going to give you the same vibes or atmosphere as Control. There are some points where it grazes what the original felt like, but not consistently at all.
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The Patron Saint of English Breakfast @maxc202.bsky.social · 16/10/2026
Does that mean you’re kind of disappointed?
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The Patron Saint of English Breakfast @maxc202.bsky.social · 16/10/2026
… did you play your first video game in 2019?
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The Patron Saint of English Breakfast @maxc202.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
Get this bald fraud outta here
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The Patron Saint of English Breakfast @maxc202.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
lol I love that you know what that means as someone from England, that's a deep cut right there.
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The Patron Saint of English Breakfast @maxc202.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Wonder how long she will last in the job
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The Patron Saint of English Breakfast @maxc202.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
That’s the best thing: they didn’t!
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The Patron Saint of English Breakfast @maxc202.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Mark Guehi wrapped his arm around the ball and still didn’t get carded, Kavanaugh is beginning to make Michael Oliver look good.
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The Patron Saint of English Breakfast @maxc202.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Shaw literally shoves him down, this ref is a joke and the analysts in the US are dumber than he is.
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The Patron Saint of English Breakfast @maxc202.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
How the fuck is Luke Shaw still on the field?
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The Patron Saint of English Breakfast @maxc202.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Awful decision making.
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The Patron Saint of English Breakfast @maxc202.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Half of the teams looks serious, the other half is a joke.
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The Patron Saint of English Breakfast @maxc202.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Yanited vs Spurs: the Doo Doo Garbage Derby
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The Patron Saint of English Breakfast @maxc202.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Yeah we’re cooked over here, our brains don’t work and we solve that problem by adding guns to it.
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The Patron Saint of English Breakfast @maxc202.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Asheville is great, so many things to see/do if you have the time.
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The Patron Saint of English Breakfast @maxc202.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
People talk about the punishments as if they’re mutually exclusive. It should be: fine the fuck out of them, strip them of their titles, and expel them.
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The Patron Saint of English Breakfast @maxc202.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I don't know if he'll ultimately become a legend at Liverpool or not, but Florian Wirtz is feeding generations of simpleton pundits and clout-chasing content creators out here. At this rate, he may actually end world hunger. Maybe even bring about world peace.
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The Patron Saint of English Breakfast @maxc202.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
I’m so tired of hearing from/about him, he’s such a hack. He’s found an MO of singling out a player and making it out like they’re the reason LFC aren’t the finished article. He’s become an IRL clickbait merchant who provides no actual insight into why things may not be happening as fast as we want.
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The Patron Saint of English Breakfast @maxc202.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Stop pulling the string in his back
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The Patron Saint of English Breakfast @maxc202.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Jamie Carragher is getting to that level.
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The Patron Saint of English Breakfast @maxc202.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
On defense ALONE we look way better, these people are not serious
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The Patron Saint of English Breakfast @maxc202.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Jacquet is such an upgrade on Konate, it’s not even funny
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The Patron Saint of English Breakfast @maxc202.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
A lot of people have insinuated that Michael Oliver is somehow bought by Man City. Maybe, but unlikely. There’s a simpler explanation anyway. He’s an incompetent and petty little bitch.
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The Patron Saint of English Breakfast @maxc202.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
The expected effort to fucks given ratio is the most important metric that is available to us. We even express it in complex numbers. That’s how next level that shit is.
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The Patron Saint of English Breakfast @maxc202.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Arsenal constantly holding players before a ball is kicked to them is getting fucking annoying.
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The Patron Saint of English Breakfast @maxc202.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
I’ll let Iraola be the judge of that. I don’t watch PR pieces and think player yap is enlightening, it doesn’t mean anything to me.
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The Patron Saint of English Breakfast @maxc202.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Szoboszlai equalized before halftime Atletico this week. We wouldn’t not be in the UCL this season if it weren’t for him. I can forgive the arrogance for a bit, so long as he adjusts eventually. He’s got an X factor that I want to keep around. Can’t say for Grav, but he isn’t at the level currently.
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The Patron Saint of English Breakfast @maxc202.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
I don’t disagree with this, I think that he should have replaced Grav with Nyoni first and then brought in Macca for Szobo. Changing your double pivot in a single swoop seems dangerous to me.
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The Patron Saint of English Breakfast @maxc202.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Lib, you’re scapegoating at this point. This team’s problems go beyond “oh this one player does too much or doesn’t do enough”. That’s just hackery, and it is not insightful. What happens if you get what you want and he starts Nyoni and nothing changes? You gonna call for his head too?
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The Patron Saint of English Breakfast @maxc202.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Can you stop pretending that you can see their thoughts?
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The Patron Saint of English Breakfast @maxc202.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Lib, every player thinks that they’re a better player than they are.
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The Patron Saint of English Breakfast @maxc202.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
He’s played 19 minutes this season, Lib. Coming on as sub is a different animal than being a starter. I know that you know that.
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The Patron Saint of English Breakfast @maxc202.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Yeah in PRESEASON where games aren’t taken as seriously and most teams don’t play their best 11. You run the risk of over extrapolating. Players will have to adjust to the new system. I think Szoboszlai is versatile enough to do that but it will take time. Let Iraola cook and figure it out.
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The Patron Saint of English Breakfast @maxc202.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
The manager’s Hippocratic oath. First, do no harm.
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The Patron Saint of English Breakfast @maxc202.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
The more I think about it, the more it seems like an exercise in managing minutes than anything else. That can tested based on who he picks to start against Tottenham.
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The Patron Saint of English Breakfast @maxc202.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Him going on live TV in a diaper and screaming that it’s the sky that’s green and the grass that’s blue is coming, mark my words lol
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The Patron Saint of English Breakfast @maxc202.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
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The Patron Saint of English Breakfast @maxc202.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
“Put in and Nyoni and Inshallah” is a desperate strategy, even if it works out. The problems go deeper than individual players.
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The Patron Saint of English Breakfast @maxc202.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Grav and Dom in a double pivot ain’t it, but “Put Nyoni in and Inshallah” is a Hail Mary, not a plan. The team setup will take time to iron out and the early season will be frustrating. Different configurations will be tried. I’ve accepted that at this point. Time is a motherfucker though.
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The Patron Saint of English Breakfast @maxc202.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Lib, dropping half the team is not an option and wouldn’t be a good idea even if we did have more depth. Szobo’s set pieces, work rate, and pressing is something this team would sorely miss. Just throwing in a different player and hoping for the best is like changing cars to be a better driver.
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The Patron Saint of English Breakfast @maxc202.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Maybe in a cup game or easier Champions League game, sure. Putting that much pressure on a 19 year old in the EPL is a big gamble.
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The Patron Saint of English Breakfast @maxc202.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
They’re literally bloodsuckers who provide nothing and at best serve as meals for spiders. Who need ‘em?
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The Patron Saint of English Breakfast @maxc202.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Still not starting a 19 year old every week, sorry Lib.
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The Patron Saint of English Breakfast @maxc202.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Every week it’s a new player’s turn to catch smoke. It oscillates between Mac Allister, then Wirtz, then Kerkez, and this week it’s Szoboszlai. This shit is exhausting and people seem to have the memory and attention spans of a goldfish. I need to go outside and eat grass or something.
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The Patron Saint of English Breakfast @maxc202.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
He can be the spirit animal for the team, not sure about captain though lol
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The Patron Saint of English Breakfast @maxc202.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Here is another one: “looking for the right profile for the long term”
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The Patron Saint of English Breakfast @maxc202.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
The club’s track record for recruitment of depth for the past five transfer windows has been utterly pathetic. They can hold that expeditiously.
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The Patron Saint of English Breakfast @maxc202.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Because Mac Allister has a footballing brain and we look better with him on the pitch. Bringing in Alex Scott or Adam Wharton or whoever else every dumbass on the socials wanted to in for him would have been unhelpful.
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