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@mauv.bsky.social
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ex techie. law nerd. playful and kind as often as i can muster

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mauv @mauv.bsky.social · 08/05/2023
hi havel, its me, ur greengrocer check out this new sign in my window!
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mauv @mauv.bsky.social · 06/05/2023
wait theres literally fifty thousand techies on this api-enabled platform and not even one has made a little app that autonukes all hellthread posts in your history to free you from the curse
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mauv @mauv.bsky.social · 05/05/2023
an excuse to send a dick pic is a post-hog rationalization
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mauv @mauv.bsky.social · 05/05/2023
pentesting the content filter
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Chaz Schlarp @chaz.schlarp.com · 04/05/2023
Hello it's me your good friend Amazon S3
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mauv @mauv.bsky.social · 02/05/2023
hellthread is funny bluesky power users basically created a hyperferal group chat on a platform not designed to support it
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mauv @mauv.bsky.social · 02/05/2023
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mauv @mauv.bsky.social · 02/05/2023
in this house, the indoctrination starts early
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neutral @neutral.zone · 01/05/2023
Fully expecting this to happen at some point
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mauv @mauv.bsky.social · 01/05/2023
i think about this whenever chesterton's fence comes up
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mauv @mauv.bsky.social · 01/05/2023
mauvlet scratched me in the middle of the night last night now i have a lil red slash across the tip of my nose which will be forever memorialized in the family pictures we are getting this afternoon
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mauv @mauv.bsky.social · 01/05/2023
the thing you need to keep in mind is that your policy preferences are a product of your individual psychological quirks and traumas, but my policy preferences are a product of a careful consideration of the relevant issues
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srav @srav.bsky.social · 01/05/2023
it's basically like this is the garden of eden and jay put the what's hot tab there like the tree of life and all the fruit of knowledge is dicks and tits
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mauv @mauv.bsky.social · 01/05/2023
e/acc is a movement of people who are working on the ai malignment problem
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mauv @mauv.bsky.social · 01/05/2023
at some point we should get jk rowling over here to stress test the moderation system huh
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mauv @mauv.bsky.social · 30/04/2023
"It's funny how parents have to pretend they are the sober, sensible ones in a parent-child relationship, when in reality, we are absolutely, chemically hooked on them. They are the dealers to your soul. Your child is your The Man." (Caitlin Moran, More Than a Woman)
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mauv @mauv.bsky.social · 30/04/2023
so many big twitter accounts have hopped over here in the last day or two did everyone dip toes in mastadon as well? (i didnt, so i cant really compare)
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mauv @mauv.bsky.social · 30/04/2023
"the enemy of my enemy is my friend" is a great way to make friends with a bunch of raging assholes this seems relevant to the problem of discovery on a new social network
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mauv @mauv.bsky.social · 29/04/2023
...and then it exploded
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mauv @mauv.bsky.social · 29/04/2023
oh man this seems really interesting not so much on the blocker side but on the blockee side - clients could treat tweets from often-blocked accounts differently
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prerat @prer.at · 29/04/2023
paul frazee was able to build this app in a cave!! with a box of react native and expo!!!
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mauv @mauv.bsky.social · 28/04/2023
the bluesky social graph needs a swiftie nexus who is gonna be the twsiftnz of bluesky
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mauv @mauv.bsky.social · 28/04/2023
the theory that people mostly do things because they are hungry is called om nom nominative determinism
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mauv @mauv.bsky.social · 28/04/2023
When I started law school, I quickly discovered law is bullshit. I was not prepared for this.
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bob's burgers urbanist @yhdistyminen.bsky.social · 28/04/2023
Land value tax would solve this
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mauv @mauv.bsky.social · 28/04/2023
is it possible to quote a skoot inside a reply
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Kendric Tonn @kendric.bsky.social · 27/04/2023
Help me find my frens :(
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mauv @mauv.bsky.social · 27/04/2023
keep going, we'll fix it in poast
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mauv @mauv.bsky.social · 27/04/2023
was the in the skeets / in the sheets meme format played out before i got here
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mauv @mauv.bsky.social · 27/04/2023
On customs: "It is the routine that keeps men same; for if there were no grooves along which thought and action might move with unconscious ease, the mind would be perpetually hesitant, and would soon take refuge in lunacy." (Durant's story of civilization vol. 1)
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mauv @mauv.bsky.social · 27/04/2023
it took me another two days to realize that while the search screen says "users" and only autocompletes users, it actually searches posts too once you press the go button 😄
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mauv @mauv.bsky.social · 27/04/2023
a courtroom is a dynamically-linked executable which produces wildly different results depending on what libs are used lib calls from law take many forms. one of the most common is the word "reasonable".
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mauv @mauv.bsky.social · 27/04/2023
playfighting builds important skills in a hostile physical environment shitposting builds important skills in a hostile information environment
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mauv @mauv.bsky.social · 27/04/2023
"insight porn" describes content that gives the thrill of epiphany without actual change its a useful word i propose a neologism for words which represent illusory progress in one's own process of self-discovery: the insight dick pic
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mauv @mauv.bsky.social · 27/04/2023
im cross-posting a couple of old things from twitter i refer to a lot, so they will exist in my feed here. sorry if youve seen them before.
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mauv @mauv.bsky.social · 27/04/2023
"Time sanctifies everything; even the most arrant theft, in the hands of the robber's grandchildren, becomes sacred and inviolable property." (Durant's story of civilization, vol 1)
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Roxi Horror 💀🌸 @roxiqt.com · 27/04/2023
FRIEND: It's called cauliflower. It's not ghost broccoli. ME: [taking a long drag on my cigarette] Listen kid, I know what I saw.
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mauv @mauv.bsky.social · 26/04/2023
once people become better acquainted with the local egregore, they will hit the decontextualize-and-ritual-sacrifice button more often
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the real cheascake @cheascake.bsky.social · 26/04/2023
please help me find my Twitter mutuals
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mauv @mauv.bsky.social · 26/04/2023
lot of ppl auto-following new accounts right now last night my wife joined with no bio, no picture, no recognizable name, and no posts. she has 20 followers now
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mauv @mauv.bsky.social · 26/04/2023
if you are hot and virtuous, you miss out on important parts of the human experience in other words, You winsome? You lose some.
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mauv @mauv.bsky.social · 26/04/2023
cross posting? on bluesky? nah. i try to refrain from social media when im in a sour mood
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mauv @mauv.bsky.social · 25/04/2023
is there a bluesky search app yet?
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mauv @mauv.bsky.social · 25/04/2023
a natural opposing coalition is united around the least-unreasonable-sounding belief which constitutes an excommunicable offense in your tribe
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mauv @mauv.bsky.social · 25/04/2023
i used to do twitter threads about my favorite legal cases and concepts cramming law into 280-character chunks was a useful exercise. the constraints of the medium clarified my thinking considerably. i think i will try that again here.
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mauv @mauv.bsky.social · 24/04/2023
i am pleased to report that after four days on this app i finally found the dark mode button
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Thinkwert @thinkwert.bsky.social · 24/04/2023
DANCE like nobody's watching, LOVE like you've never been hurt, SING like nobody's listening, POST like you’ve never deleted
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