the real cheascake @cheascake.bsky.social · 01/07/2023Luckily I screenshot lots of tweets so if you think you're safe from being qt'ed for old stuff think again 050
the real cheascake @cheascake.bsky.social · 04/05/2023Am I going to get put on a watchlist for this 160
Reposted by the real cheascakeclare @sadderlizards.bsky.social · 04/05/2023[speaking to a bug] yknow i happen to be somewhat of an insect myself 28014
the real cheascake @cheascake.bsky.social · 03/05/2023I met a giant tall woman last night in the bar bathroom wearing a shirt she made herself that said "eat pussy it's vegan" 2200
the real cheascake @cheascake.bsky.social · 02/05/2023OOOUH anxious I have to go volunteer which means Uber but do I take my backpack bc I have a study session immediately after my shift but idk if there's anywhere for me to keep it!!! 350
the real cheascake @cheascake.bsky.social · 02/05/2023I get a notification that donkey Kong is following me and I log right back on it's very easy 140
the real cheascake @cheascake.bsky.social · 02/05/2023This image is so me when I have a really big boba straw and my friend needs to sit down for a minute 040
Reposted by the real cheascakedoing shibari with the thread of prophecy @deya.bsky.social · 28/04/2023 0194
the real cheascake @cheascake.bsky.social · 28/04/2023I have 3 bluesky invites but no idea what to do with them hmmmmm 350
Reposted by the real cheascakeMax @maxbittker.bsky.social · 28/04/2023rt for incredible regenerative power 22915
the real cheascake @cheascake.bsky.social · 28/04/2023*twirls hair* @irs.bsky.social hey how much do I have to avoid paying my taxes before you come after me 180
the real cheascake @cheascake.bsky.social · 28/04/2023Would you still love me if I chewed on this parmesan brick for dinner🥺 2122
the real cheascake @cheascake.bsky.social · 28/04/2023Worst part about being on bluesky is you can't say @twittersupport execute this harlot, you have to ping jay herself to execute the harlot 050
the real cheascake @cheascake.bsky.social · 28/04/2023on the phone with the doctor after breaking my leg, trying to resist the sugar cubes my horse girl wife has in her hand as she tries to lure me behind the barn 151
the real cheascake @cheascake.bsky.social · 28/04/2023I have discovered Content aware image resizing friends and foes and Romans give me images to squarsh 250
the real cheascake @cheascake.bsky.social · 28/04/2023The grocery store boy has apparently been checking me out for weeks and everyone else noticed except me 💖 350
the real cheascake @cheascake.bsky.social · 28/04/2023time for a Thursday night hot chodka. round out my uncle arc 030
the real cheascake @cheascake.bsky.social · 28/04/2023SPIKE TRAP AGAIN ONLY THIS TIME IT'S FALLING ON THE POST BELOW VVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVV 140
the real cheascake @cheascake.bsky.social · 28/04/2023⢠⡏⠀⠀⠳⡄⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⣀⣀⣀⠀⠀⠀ ⢸⠃⠀⠀⠀⢿⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⣼⠃⠀⠘⢧⠀⠀ ⢸⡆⠀⠀⠀⠸⡆⠀⠀ ⣸⠃⠀⠀⠀⠈⢧⠀ ⠈⣇⠀⠀⠀ ⣧⠀ ⠀⡏⠀⢦⠀⠀⠀⠸⡆ ⠀⢹⡀⠀⠀⠀⢸⠀ ⢸⠇⠀⠘⢧⡀⠀⣸⠃ ⠀⠀⢳⠀⠀⠀⢸⡆ ⢸⠀⠀⠀⣼⠙⠋⠁⠀ 0100
the real cheascake @cheascake.bsky.social · 28/04/2023if you have a skinny boyfriend you should join my phalanx we need more spears 180
the real cheascake @cheascake.bsky.social · 28/04/2023one hundred followers... 156 more until we can have a good phalanx 160
the real cheascake @cheascake.bsky.social · 28/04/2023Hey do you remember when I said I shouldn't be allowed to have access to ai because i would give it mommy issues on purpose 1110
the real cheascake @cheascake.bsky.social · 27/04/2023If you meet the berduck on the timeline kill him 171
the real cheascake @cheascake.bsky.social · 27/04/2023god grant me the strength to go to class tomorrow and the will to pay attention 010
the real cheascake @cheascake.bsky.social · 27/04/2023^^^^^^^^^^^^^ SPIKE TRAP for the post above repost to booby trap more posts 0104
the real cheascake @cheascake.bsky.social · 26/04/2023I love drawing this guy I put him everywhere 0121
the real cheascake @cheascake.bsky.social · 26/04/2023A lot of the time I forget to take my ADHD meds for a couple weeks and then I go back to work and need them and rediscover the Super Secret Special Hack to losing your mind and 7 lbs over the course of a single weekend 150