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Despite Everything, It's Still Mauser

@mauser.bsky.social
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Winterion Game Studios personality. Cat dad. Sports announcer. Certified AI and sports betting hater. Diehard Capitals fan. Skeets/thoughts/bad takes are 100% my own. He/Him

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Despite Everything, It's Still Mauser @mauser.bsky.social · 8h
The Dip and the scream.
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Rosie Amy 🏳️‍⚧️ @comicsamy.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Happy Fullmetal Mean Girls Day, to all who celebrate.
Shot from Fullmetal Alchemist.
Edward's opened watch with "Don't Forget 3.Oct.10" engraved on the inside. Shot from Mean Girls.
Cady (Lindsay Lohan) sat in a class and telling the boy in front of her "It's October 3rd"
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Despite Everything, It's Still Mauser @mauser.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I swear "quickhacks with throwing knives" is my Cyberpunk "stealth archer"
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Despite Everything, It's Still Mauser @mauser.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
*tied for 9th now. Still top 10.
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Despite Everything, It's Still Mauser @mauser.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Igor Shesterkin is tied for 8th most goals in the NHL.
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Denny Carter @dennycarter.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Baseball practice went well. The kids kept whining about “batting practice” and “shagging fly balls” but we stuck to the important stuff: poring over spreadsheets detailing the latest baseball analytics trends.
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Despite Everything, It's Still Mauser @mauser.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
When the Hague 2.0 happens, don't send them to the gallows. Send them to local rage rooms and let the people sort them out.
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Despite Everything, It's Still Mauser @mauser.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Quite possibly the dumbest Rocket League goal I've ever scored
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Despite Everything, It's Still Mauser @mauser.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
"They're scanning license plates but not running ALPR software" LMAO does anyone believe that bullshit?
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Despite Everything, It's Still Mauser @mauser.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Man. Pinkerton could've been such a banger album if Rivers Cuomo had been attracted to girls his own age.
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Despite Everything, It's Still Mauser @mauser.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Made cacio e pepe for the first time. Def need to work on a smoother sauce, but using less water to boil the pasta for a higher starch concentration is 100% the play moving forward.
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Despite Everything, It's Still Mauser @mauser.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
oh hey uh could i borrow that real quick
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Despite Everything, It's Still Mauser @mauser.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
You know times are crazy when a South Park writer is actually standing for something
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Despite Everything, It's Still Mauser @mauser.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I haven't played the new Fire Emblem but is there an actual lore reason why they all have laser Glocks
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Despite Everything, It's Still Mauser @mauser.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
FF7 Remake I love you, but for the love of god please stop with the dialogue closeups if your lip syncing is going to be this atrocious. It's like watching an Insomniac PS2 game.
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Despite Everything, It's Still Mauser @mauser.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Folks are losing more rings than Elon today, good lord
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Despite Everything, It's Still Mauser @mauser.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
*nodding* Beef.
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Despite Everything, It's Still Mauser @mauser.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
TIL FF Explorers is set in America Also remember when Square tried making a monster hunter?
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Despite Everything, It's Still Mauser @mauser.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I have not seen this lit in years
A 3DS with the StreetPass LED lit, indicating there's another poor soul somewhere out there whose Mii is as lonely as mine
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Despite Everything, It's Still Mauser @mauser.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Don't worry, they're just gonna have him wear one of these for the whole film
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Despite Everything, It's Still Mauser @mauser.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
"Hey boss, I finished casting that shitty Zuckerberg movie like you asked. Yup, absolutely zero resemblance to the real guy, we nailed it."
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Jason O. Gilbert @gilbertjasono.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
AI EXECUTIVE (bragging about his product): Using this every day has made me incredibly stupid
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Despite Everything, It's Still Mauser @mauser.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
"in remission" would be more accurate
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Despite Everything, It's Still Mauser @mauser.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Amazing thread. Sports betting, their executives, and their lobbyists need to be launched into the fucking sun. Absolute cancer.
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Basil 🌱 @basil-mage.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Discord
Comic about discord implementing a feature nobody asked for that ended up not working(shocker!) and making a post trying to act silly about it. the caption is; "Oh, another major company trying to smol bean itself in light of recent controversy. let's check the quotes.." the next panel shows basil puppy reacting to the quotes saying; "oh wow. that is a lot of gore"
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Despite Everything, It's Still Mauser @mauser.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Just banger after banger. Big thanks to Dan for the experience!
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Despite Everything, It's Still Mauser @mauser.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Glad to see @wmata.com is still an embarrassing shitshow
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Despite Everything, It's Still Mauser @mauser.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
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Despite Everything, It's Still Mauser @mauser.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Temperature dropped for the first time this season, we don't make the rules!
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Despite Everything, It's Still Mauser @mauser.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Chili tiiiiiime and the making's easy
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Despite Everything, It's Still Mauser @mauser.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Taco Bell needs to bottle and sell their jalapeno honey mustard, good lord this slaps
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Despite Everything, It's Still Mauser @mauser.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Pretty sure they use Beacon 🤔
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Despite Everything, It's Still Mauser @mauser.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
No wonder Elon wants to go there
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Despite Everything, It's Still Mauser @mauser.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
I don't know what's better, Pete Alonso hitting 2 homers on his son's 1st birthday to win and keep the O's wildcard hopes alive, or Pete Alonso literally changing his walkup song mid-game to September by Earth, Wind & Fire when he realized what day it was
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Despite Everything, It's Still Mauser @mauser.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Is it too late to add "removing God Bless America from Sunday MLB games" to the CBA discussion? Getting real tired of the North Korea-ass mandatory patriotism
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Despite Everything, It's Still Mauser @mauser.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
It's only a controversy if you're a mouth-breathing gamergater. WTF is this garbage? Finally blocking this dumpster fire, enjoy your chud readers
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Despite Everything, It's Still Mauser @mauser.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Holy shit it'll actually be playable again.
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Despite Everything, It's Still Mauser @mauser.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Dumbass forgot he's paying $5/gal at the pump
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Despite Everything, It's Still Mauser @mauser.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Me to my buddy but I have a cold
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Despite Everything, It's Still Mauser @mauser.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Been playing Arena Breakout Infinite since it launched a couple years ago, and this game alone makes the case for seasonal inventory/currency wipes in extraction shooters. ABI doesn't wipe accounts, and my character has stockpiled so much gear, loot, and cash that he's a 1%er. Money is no object.
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Despite Everything, It's Still Mauser @mauser.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Hope the criminal record is worth the dozens of dollars he'll get selling it. So sorry you guys have to deal with this shit.
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Despite Everything, It's Still Mauser @mauser.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Imagine being a Brewers fan You sound like an alcoholic Embarrassing
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Just gonna light this bag of dogshit on fire and walk away from the doorstep, but the people in media I hear saying AI has made them "more productive" appear to be producing less than ever, and worse things than ever. I wonder if they can even tell.
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Despite Everything, It's Still Mauser @mauser.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
What does Ed Sheeran order at a restaurant? Nothing, he just sits there considering all the sides.
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Despite Everything, It's Still Mauser @mauser.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
If Bethesda made a Star Trek game:
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Despite Everything, It's Still Mauser @mauser.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
"Using a browser that doesn't feature AI trash that nobody asked for" is also a choice
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Despite Everything, It's Still Mauser @mauser.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
omw to Chicago's trendy area for some casserole
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Ian Miles Schlong @tedcruznipples.com · 10/09/2026
Some of those that work forces Are the same that fuck horses
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eminemerald fennell @fireh9lly.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
HAHAHAHAHAHAAAAA
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Despite Everything, It's Still Mauser @mauser.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
I've seen drag racing, I've seen sprint racing, I've seen stock racing I've never seen "uppies" racing, this is amazing
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