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Despite Everything, It's Still Mauser

@mauser.bsky.social
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Winterion Game Studios personality. Cat dad. Sports announcer. Certified AI and sports betting hater. Diehard Capitals fan. Skeets/thoughts/bad takes are 100% my own. He/Him

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Despite Everything, It's Still Mauser @mauser.bsky.social · 20h
Made cacio e pepe for the first time. Def need to work on a smoother sauce, but using less water to boil the pasta for a higher starch concentration is 100% the play moving forward.
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Despite Everything, It's Still Mauser @mauser.bsky.social · 21h
You know times are crazy when a South Park writer is actually standing for something
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Despite Everything, It's Still Mauser @mauser.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I haven't played the new Fire Emblem but is there an actual lore reason why they all have laser Glocks
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Despite Everything, It's Still Mauser @mauser.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
FF7 Remake I love you, but for the love of god please stop with the dialogue closeups if your lip syncing is going to be this atrocious. It's like watching an Insomniac PS2 game.
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Despite Everything, It's Still Mauser @mauser.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
TIL FF Explorers is set in America Also remember when Square tried making a monster hunter?
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Despite Everything, It's Still Mauser @mauser.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I have not seen this lit in years
A 3DS with the StreetPass LED lit, indicating there's another poor soul somewhere out there whose Mii is as lonely as mine
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Despite Everything, It's Still Mauser @mauser.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
"Hey boss, I finished casting that shitty Zuckerberg movie like you asked. Yup, absolutely zero resemblance to the real guy, we nailed it."
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Jason O. Gilbert @gilbertjasono.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
AI EXECUTIVE (bragging about his product): Using this every day has made me incredibly stupid
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Despite Everything, It's Still Mauser @mauser.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Amazing thread. Sports betting, their executives, and their lobbyists need to be launched into the fucking sun. Absolute cancer.
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Basil 🌱 @basil-mage.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Discord
Comic about discord implementing a feature nobody asked for that ended up not working(shocker!) and making a post trying to act silly about it. the caption is; "Oh, another major company trying to smol bean itself in light of recent controversy. let's check the quotes.." the next panel shows basil puppy reacting to the quotes saying; "oh wow. that is a lot of gore"
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Despite Everything, It's Still Mauser @mauser.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Just banger after banger. Big thanks to Dan for the experience!
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Despite Everything, It's Still Mauser @mauser.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Glad to see @wmata.com is still an embarrassing shitshow
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Despite Everything, It's Still Mauser @mauser.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
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Despite Everything, It's Still Mauser @mauser.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Chili tiiiiiime and the making's easy
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Despite Everything, It's Still Mauser @mauser.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Taco Bell needs to bottle and sell their jalapeno honey mustard, good lord this slaps
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Despite Everything, It's Still Mauser @mauser.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
I don't know what's better, Pete Alonso hitting 2 homers on his son's 1st birthday to win and keep the O's wildcard hopes alive, or Pete Alonso literally changing his walkup song mid-game to September by Earth, Wind & Fire when he realized what day it was
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Despite Everything, It's Still Mauser @mauser.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Is it too late to add "removing God Bless America from Sunday MLB games" to the CBA discussion? Getting real tired of the North Korea-ass mandatory patriotism
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Despite Everything, It's Still Mauser @mauser.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Holy shit it'll actually be playable again.
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Despite Everything, It's Still Mauser @mauser.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Been playing Arena Breakout Infinite since it launched a couple years ago, and this game alone makes the case for seasonal inventory/currency wipes in extraction shooters. ABI doesn't wipe accounts, and my character has stockpiled so much gear, loot, and cash that he's a 1%er. Money is no object.
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Despite Everything, It's Still Mauser @mauser.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Imagine being a Brewers fan You sound like an alcoholic Embarrassing
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Just gonna light this bag of dogshit on fire and walk away from the doorstep, but the people in media I hear saying AI has made them "more productive" appear to be producing less than ever, and worse things than ever. I wonder if they can even tell.
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Despite Everything, It's Still Mauser @mauser.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
What does Ed Sheeran order at a restaurant? Nothing, he just sits there considering all the sides.
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Despite Everything, It's Still Mauser @mauser.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
If Bethesda made a Star Trek game:
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Ian Miles Schlong @tedcruznipples.com · 10/09/2026
Some of those that work forces Are the same that fuck horses
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eminemerald fennell @fireh9lly.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
HAHAHAHAHAHAAAAA
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Despite Everything, It's Still Mauser @mauser.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Has anyone made this joke yet #metroidravenous
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Mimi @pancakepooch.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
I think the most "had to be there" thing for Undertale was when you could tell everyone was on That Boss Battle because Steam kept showing your friends opening and closing Undertale
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Despite Everything, It's Still Mauser @mauser.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
The only American vegetable without e.coli
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Despite Everything, It's Still Mauser @mauser.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
I'll never be able to see Mass Effect 2's final boss fight the same way again lmao
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Museum of Twitter @museum-of-twitter.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Mr. Bedtime @InternetHippo

I stepped away from my computer for a moment. When I returned, it was building something. I did not ask it to do this. We're not ready for what's coming

(picture of windows 3d pipes screen saver)
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Despite Everything, It's Still Mauser @mauser.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
I'm willing to bet that Silver Spring is responsible for 90% of the discourse about bad Maryland drivers. Just passed a guy talking on the phone in his hand while driving, with a *second* phone playing tiktoks on his dashboard
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Despite Everything, It's Still Mauser @mauser.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Super stoked to be playing my first inline hockey game in about 3 years tonight! Between that and playing goalie for an ice team full time, hopefully I can get my cardio and weight back to respectable levels 😂
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Despite Everything, It's Still Mauser @mauser.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
"Starcraft open world shooter coming in 2030" Lmao that game is NOT releasing, calling it now
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Despite Everything, It's Still Mauser @mauser.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
"I'm gonna be the money president"
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Despite Everything, It's Still Mauser @mauser.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
These "Specter Edition" NBA jerseys may be some of the worst sports uniforms I've ever seen. How did they even pass a screen test?? Good luck reading those numbers on TV
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Despite Everything, It's Still Mauser @mauser.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
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Despite Everything, It's Still Mauser @mauser.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
When I become president, I'm mandating all public restroom stalls contain instruction manuals until people demonstrate that they can use them like normal human beings
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Suriel Vazquez @suriel.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
I was just at the centrist rally and they were all playing Eternal Anima
Screenshot of Eternal Anima trailer that says "Never Strive For a Better Tomorrow"
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Formerly "Chris's House of Chicken and Waffles" @bwprowl.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Ravenous Samus in the I Think You Should Leave drive-thru sketch.
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Rodrigo Alem Fernández @rodf.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
What do you mean Samus is the one eating her enemies and Kirby has to explore worlds based on newfound abilities?!?!
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Despite Everything, It's Still Mauser @mauser.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
They named it Metroid Ravenous because Metroid fans are FEASTING this generation, good lord this looks sick
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Despite Everything, It's Still Mauser @mauser.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
It's about da Mets love da Mets let's go Mets
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Kylie Eleison @gonebabygone.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Holy freakin crap Lois my relationship with Ahmenia is deterioratin
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Spazzy @spazzy.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
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Despite Everything, It's Still Mauser @mauser.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Okay I think people are taking the whole "I eat ass" thing a little too far
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Despite Everything, It's Still Mauser @mauser.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Can we not try to start the wave while our catcher is being concussion evaluated
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Kat Abughazaleh @katmabu.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
fox news is writing yaoi fanfic now about two men they can't stop calling manly and handsome
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John Walton @thatjohn.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
this second session being impossible to schedule is the most D&D thing you could possibly imagine
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Despite Everything, It's Still Mauser @mauser.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Heads up, they're rebranding the slop www.pcgamer.com/hardware/gra...
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Do I smell a rebrand? DLSS 5 is called 'DLSS Neural Rendering' in NBA 2K27
It's all in a name. Well, some of it, anyway.
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Despite Everything, It's Still Mauser @mauser.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Saw a billboard for bet365 earlier that said "talkers talk, winners win," which explains why sports betting enthusiasts never shut the fuck up
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