Despite Everything, It's Still Mauser @mauser.bsky.social · 20hMade cacio e pepe for the first time. Def need to work on a smoother sauce, but using less water to boil the pasta for a higher starch concentration is 100% the play moving forward. 0121
Despite Everything, It's Still Mauser @mauser.bsky.social · 21hYou know times are crazy when a South Park writer is actually standing for something 021
Despite Everything, It's Still Mauser @mauser.bsky.social · 29/09/2026I haven't played the new Fire Emblem but is there an actual lore reason why they all have laser Glocks 100
Despite Everything, It's Still Mauser @mauser.bsky.social · 29/09/2026FF7 Remake I love you, but for the love of god please stop with the dialogue closeups if your lip syncing is going to be this atrocious. It's like watching an Insomniac PS2 game. 010
Despite Everything, It's Still Mauser @mauser.bsky.social · 28/09/2026TIL FF Explorers is set in America Also remember when Square tried making a monster hunter? 100
Despite Everything, It's Still Mauser @mauser.bsky.social · 28/09/2026I have not seen this lit in years 010
Despite Everything, It's Still Mauser @mauser.bsky.social · 27/09/2026"Hey boss, I finished casting that shitty Zuckerberg movie like you asked. Yup, absolutely zero resemblance to the real guy, we nailed it." 100
Reposted by Despite Everything, It's Still MauserJason O. Gilbert @gilbertjasono.bsky.social · 26/09/2026AI EXECUTIVE (bragging about his product): Using this every day has made me incredibly stupid 123195733
Despite Everything, It's Still Mauser @mauser.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Amazing thread. Sports betting, their executives, and their lobbyists need to be launched into the fucking sun. Absolute cancer. 030
Reposted by Despite Everything, It's Still MauserBasil 🌱 @basil-mage.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Discord 65104162420
Despite Everything, It's Still Mauser @mauser.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Just banger after banger. Big thanks to Dan for the experience! 120
Despite Everything, It's Still Mauser @mauser.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Glad to see @wmata.com is still an embarrassing shitshow 000
Despite Everything, It's Still Mauser @mauser.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Chili tiiiiiime and the making's easy 120
Despite Everything, It's Still Mauser @mauser.bsky.social · 24/09/2026Taco Bell needs to bottle and sell their jalapeno honey mustard, good lord this slaps 010
Despite Everything, It's Still Mauser @mauser.bsky.social · 22/09/2026I don't know what's better, Pete Alonso hitting 2 homers on his son's 1st birthday to win and keep the O's wildcard hopes alive, or Pete Alonso literally changing his walkup song mid-game to September by Earth, Wind & Fire when he realized what day it was 040
Despite Everything, It's Still Mauser @mauser.bsky.social · 21/09/2026Is it too late to add "removing God Bless America from Sunday MLB games" to the CBA discussion? Getting real tired of the North Korea-ass mandatory patriotism 062
Despite Everything, It's Still Mauser @mauser.bsky.social · 21/09/2026Holy shit it'll actually be playable again. 000
Despite Everything, It's Still Mauser @mauser.bsky.social · 21/09/2026Been playing Arena Breakout Infinite since it launched a couple years ago, and this game alone makes the case for seasonal inventory/currency wipes in extraction shooters. ABI doesn't wipe accounts, and my character has stockpiled so much gear, loot, and cash that he's a 1%er. Money is no object. 000
Despite Everything, It's Still Mauser @mauser.bsky.social · 21/09/2026Imagine being a Brewers fan You sound like an alcoholic Embarrassing 000
Reposted by Despite Everything, It's Still MauserBen Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 20/09/2026Just gonna light this bag of dogshit on fire and walk away from the doorstep, but the people in media I hear saying AI has made them "more productive" appear to be producing less than ever, and worse things than ever. I wonder if they can even tell. 1265185656
Despite Everything, It's Still Mauser @mauser.bsky.social · 20/09/2026What does Ed Sheeran order at a restaurant? Nothing, he just sits there considering all the sides. 000
Despite Everything, It's Still Mauser @mauser.bsky.social · 18/09/2026If Bethesda made a Star Trek game: 010
Reposted by Despite Everything, It's Still MauserIan Miles Schlong @tedcruznipples.com · 10/09/2026Some of those that work forces Are the same that fuck horses 227131733349
Reposted by Despite Everything, It's Still Mausereminemerald fennell @fireh9lly.bsky.social · 16/09/2026HAHAHAHAHAHAAAAA 17387221348
Despite Everything, It's Still Mauser @mauser.bsky.social · 16/09/2026Has anyone made this joke yet #metroidravenous 010
Reposted by Despite Everything, It's Still MauserMimi @pancakepooch.bsky.social · 15/09/2026I think the most "had to be there" thing for Undertale was when you could tell everyone was on That Boss Battle because Steam kept showing your friends opening and closing Undertale 526826
Despite Everything, It's Still Mauser @mauser.bsky.social · 15/09/2026The only American vegetable without e.coli 030
Despite Everything, It's Still Mauser @mauser.bsky.social · 15/09/2026I'll never be able to see Mass Effect 2's final boss fight the same way again lmao 010
Reposted by Despite Everything, It's Still MauserMuseum of Twitter @museum-of-twitter.bsky.social · 15/09/2026 63177533717
Despite Everything, It's Still Mauser @mauser.bsky.social · 15/09/2026I'm willing to bet that Silver Spring is responsible for 90% of the discourse about bad Maryland drivers. Just passed a guy talking on the phone in his hand while driving, with a *second* phone playing tiktoks on his dashboard 000
Despite Everything, It's Still Mauser @mauser.bsky.social · 14/09/2026Super stoked to be playing my first inline hockey game in about 3 years tonight! Between that and playing goalie for an ice team full time, hopefully I can get my cardio and weight back to respectable levels 😂 110
Despite Everything, It's Still Mauser @mauser.bsky.social · 12/09/2026"Starcraft open world shooter coming in 2030" Lmao that game is NOT releasing, calling it now 010
Despite Everything, It's Still Mauser @mauser.bsky.social · 10/09/2026"I'm gonna be the money president" 000
Despite Everything, It's Still Mauser @mauser.bsky.social · 10/09/2026These "Specter Edition" NBA jerseys may be some of the worst sports uniforms I've ever seen. How did they even pass a screen test?? Good luck reading those numbers on TV 122
Despite Everything, It's Still Mauser @mauser.bsky.social · 10/09/2026When I become president, I'm mandating all public restroom stalls contain instruction manuals until people demonstrate that they can use them like normal human beings 010
Reposted by Despite Everything, It's Still MauserSuriel Vazquez @suriel.bsky.social · 09/09/2026I was just at the centrist rally and they were all playing Eternal Anima 4879171
Reposted by Despite Everything, It's Still MauserFormerly "Chris's House of Chicken and Waffles" @bwprowl.bsky.social · 09/09/2026 1859091752
Reposted by Despite Everything, It's Still MauserRodrigo Alem Fernández @rodf.bsky.social · 09/09/2026What do you mean Samus is the one eating her enemies and Kirby has to explore worlds based on newfound abilities?!?! 17521
Despite Everything, It's Still Mauser @mauser.bsky.social · 09/09/2026They named it Metroid Ravenous because Metroid fans are FEASTING this generation, good lord this looks sick 000
Despite Everything, It's Still Mauser @mauser.bsky.social · 08/09/2026It's about da Mets love da Mets let's go Mets 020
Reposted by Despite Everything, It's Still MauserKylie Eleison @gonebabygone.bsky.social · 08/09/2026Holy freakin crap Lois my relationship with Ahmenia is deterioratin 1879101
Despite Everything, It's Still Mauser @mauser.bsky.social · 06/09/2026Okay I think people are taking the whole "I eat ass" thing a little too far 020
Despite Everything, It's Still Mauser @mauser.bsky.social · 06/09/2026Can we not try to start the wave while our catcher is being concussion evaluated 010
Reposted by Despite Everything, It's Still MauserKat Abughazaleh @katmabu.bsky.social · 03/09/2026fox news is writing yaoi fanfic now about two men they can't stop calling manly and handsome 1123199434
Reposted by Despite Everything, It's Still MauserJohn Walton @thatjohn.bsky.social · 04/09/2026this second session being impossible to schedule is the most D&D thing you could possibly imagine 3483382486
Despite Everything, It's Still Mauser @mauser.bsky.social · 04/09/2026Heads up, they're rebranding the slop www.pcgamer.com/hardware/gra...share.googleDo I smell a rebrand? DLSS 5 is called 'DLSS Neural Rendering' in NBA 2K27It's all in a name. Well, some of it, anyway. 000
Despite Everything, It's Still Mauser @mauser.bsky.social · 04/09/2026Saw a billboard for bet365 earlier that said "talkers talk, winners win," which explains why sports betting enthusiasts never shut the fuck up 000