Maura @mauracarney1.bsky.social · 15hI’ve never seen a team owner thank his wife like that so I automatically like that guy 010
Maura @mauracarney1.bsky.social · 18h“It’ll turn into a really really good game, even if your team doesn’t win” WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT JOHN 010
Maura @mauracarney1.bsky.social · 15/10/2026Ooop, there it was, my first ‘shut up Smoltz’ of the year 110
Maura @mauracarney1.bsky.social · 12/10/2026Kelly Clarkson just burst into my apartment and took my PlayStation 🙁 030
Maura @mauracarney1.bsky.social · 08/10/2026This play is being analyzed more than the Zapruder film 010
Maura @mauracarney1.bsky.social · 04/10/2026Glad that the talk I had with Drake this week led to a positive result 000
Maura @mauracarney1.bsky.social · 30/09/2026“You grew up a Yankees fan in Massachusetts” GOOD FOR YOU!!!!!!!!!!! 010
Maura @mauracarney1.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Welp, the Celtics and Bruins better be prepared to prop me up emotionally 001
Maura @mauracarney1.bsky.social · 22/09/2026Finally watching Furious and I don’t think Pete Hegseth would be happy with me hearing @robdelaney.bsky.social make sounds like this 1420
Maura @mauracarney1.bsky.social · 19/09/2026Fellas is it gay to check if your bunkmate has morning wood? 000
Maura @mauracarney1.bsky.social · 18/09/2026Al Michaels saying the Bills “broke the seal” on Highmark stadium gave me the ick 🫥 000
Maura @mauracarney1.bsky.social · 13/09/2026@milesklee.bsky.social This is like when they pick the worst fiction sex scenes 001
Maura @mauracarney1.bsky.social · 06/09/2026Alert: The “please don’t let it be about Tom” episode is on Bravo right now 000
Maura @mauracarney1.bsky.social · 05/09/2026Hi, I’m Maura and I live in Massachusetts and am a veterinarian specializing in Internal Medicine. I like how in the very beginning of The Chain you can hear Lindsey Buckingham take a deep breath and say ‘fuck’ 1304
Maura @mauracarney1.bsky.social · 02/09/2026Maybe next time don’t be mealy mouthed about trans rights Seth Moulton 010
Maura @mauracarney1.bsky.social · 26/08/2026Just did an ultrasound on a dog named Jolene and I’m like 😢 000
Maura @mauracarney1.bsky.social · 26/08/2026This is just, really. Do we all need to stand and point at the 80yo that needs to go 000
Maura @mauracarney1.bsky.social · 25/08/2026I’m not saying this to be flippant at all but gosh it must be chaos at Dollywood right now 000
Maura @mauracarney1.bsky.social · 25/08/2026If there’s any chance the Zodiac is still alive, I’ve got a job for him 010
Maura @mauracarney1.bsky.social · 19/08/2026A lot of people acting like they had no idea Kyle Chandler is a. hot and b. a good actor…..please be so fr 000
Maura @mauracarney1.bsky.social · 18/08/2026It’s gives me great pleasure, actually, to relay that Kyle Chandler can still, as they say, “get it” 020
Maura @mauracarney1.bsky.social · 15/08/2026@milesklee.bsky.social Why does he go Peaky Blinders at one point 020
Maura @mauracarney1.bsky.social · 14/08/2026You, a rube: Watching baseball played in a cornfield Me, a sophisticate: Watching a Patriots-Colts preseason game 000
Maura @mauracarney1.bsky.social · 09/08/2026@milesklee.bsky.social Imagine if Elon has indirectly tanked the 49s season 000
