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Maura

@mauracarney1.bsky.social
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I need to put my phone down

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Maura @mauracarney1.bsky.social · 10h
More like a PRESSED Secretary amirite folks??????????1
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Maura @mauracarney1.bsky.social · 10h
Ahh well nevertheless
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Maura @mauracarney1.bsky.social · 17h
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Maura @mauracarney1.bsky.social · 16/10/2026
I’ve never seen a team owner thank his wife like that so I automatically like that guy
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Maura @mauracarney1.bsky.social · 16/10/2026
Je suis cheesehead
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Maura @mauracarney1.bsky.social · 16/10/2026
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Maura @mauracarney1.bsky.social · 16/10/2026
Hooooooo boy
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Maura @mauracarney1.bsky.social · 16/10/2026
“It’ll turn into a really really good game, even if your team doesn’t win” WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT JOHN
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Maura @mauracarney1.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
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Maura @mauracarney1.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
Ooop, there it was, my first ‘shut up Smoltz’ of the year
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Maura @mauracarney1.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
Ok I can’t help it I’m sorry youtu.be/BV3GlPb8D24?...
youtu.be
weekend as a 28-year-old living in chicago
YouTube video by Generic Channel
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Maura @mauracarney1.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
I mean not to be a girl about it but it’s worth a look
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Maura @mauracarney1.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Now Little Pony’s scoring off me that’s it
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Maura @mauracarney1.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Barney how could you
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Maura @mauracarney1.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Does the class take place in the LA River because that is what the movie would lead me to believe
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Maura @mauracarney1.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Kelly Clarkson just burst into my apartment and took my PlayStation 🙁
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Maura @mauracarney1.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Nice trip with your girl, happy, on your way to get a burger and hot coffee? Can’t think of a better way to go out
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Maura @mauracarney1.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
I’m seated every week tho 🫥
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Maura @mauracarney1.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Mazel tov it’s your town
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Maura @mauracarney1.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
These Guardian pitchers are beasts
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Maura @mauracarney1.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
lol they all hate everything so much even themselves, especially themselves
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Maura @mauracarney1.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
It’s your proximity to Sutton Brown Stracke
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Maura @mauracarney1.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Imagine trying to explain all that to Adam Schiff
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Maura @mauracarney1.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
YAAAAAAAAAANKEES LOSE!
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Maura @mauracarney1.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
“Hi Dua Lipa I’m Marlins Man”
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Maura @mauracarney1.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
How can you not be romantic about baseball fans
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Maura @mauracarney1.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
The 2026 Steve Bartman Memorial Play
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Maura @mauracarney1.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
This play is being analyzed more than the Zapruder film
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Maura @mauracarney1.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Smooth move Yankees fans
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Maura @mauracarney1.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Preschoolers are all flat earthers
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Maura @mauracarney1.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Now That’s What I Call A Double Play
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Maura @mauracarney1.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I’m sorry I’m sorry I’m trying to remove it
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Maura @mauracarney1.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
iktr
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Maura @mauracarney1.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Kiké and Mookie drink free in the Bay State forever
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Maura @mauracarney1.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Oh are things going badly for the Yankees oh no
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Maura @mauracarney1.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
This may be to in the same vein but Waddy Wachtel
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Maura @mauracarney1.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
This m f’er
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Maura @mauracarney1.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Glad that the talk I had with Drake this week led to a positive result
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Maura @mauracarney1.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
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Maura @mauracarney1.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Rockapella in the cuck chair
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Maura @mauracarney1.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
This and breaking the news of Jeff Epstein’s death on livestream ……
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Maura @mauracarney1.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
See he doesn’t even touch the laws he made during The Tonight Show
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Maura @mauracarney1.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
That’s it I’m jumping on the White Sox bandwagon
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Maura @mauracarney1.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Officially have entered “belly itcher” times
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Maura @mauracarney1.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I hate it here
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Maura @mauracarney1.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Your ideas are intriguing to me and I wish to subscribe to your newsletter
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Maura @mauracarney1.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
“You grew up a Yankees fan in Massachusetts” GOOD FOR YOU!!!!!!!!!!!
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Maura @mauracarney1.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Everything is great
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Maura @mauracarney1.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Welp, the Celtics and Bruins better be prepared to prop me up emotionally
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Maura @mauracarney1.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
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