Matty Tinkles @mattytinkles.bsky.social · 10/10/2026I need you to know that if you’re at the grocery store (especially Costco) at the same time as me you’re my enemy. 000 0
Reposted by Matty TinklesThe Falcoholic @thefalcoholic.bsky.social · 06/10/2026Also happy Victory Tuesday 2486 48
Reposted by Matty TinklesVic Damone Jr @wholesomefoxx.bsky.social · 06/10/2026Always a good time beating the Aints. 12910 29
Matty Tinkles @mattytinkles.bsky.social · 20/09/2026Me in Mexico: ¿Hola, tienen el SEC Network? 002 2
Matty Tinkles @mattytinkles.bsky.social · 12/09/2026Treated myself to lunch before Costco and the restaurant played “Want U Back” by Cher Lloyd followed by “Deja Vu” by Olivia Rodrigo on the speakers. Who broke the heart of the manager at Raisin’ Canes?? 😭 000 0
Matty Tinkles @mattytinkles.bsky.social · 12/09/2026Not to be “that guy”, but I’ve hated the Liberty Mutual commercials since before it was cool to hate the Liberty Mutual commercials. 010 1
Matty Tinkles @mattytinkles.bsky.social · 10/08/2026Finally starting my thread of funny license plates I see out in the wild. Starting off strong, we have: ⬇️ 110 1
Matty Tinkles @mattytinkles.bsky.social · 09/07/2026Really hope some of the overseas World Cup fans that came to the U.S. start wearing shirts that say “I visited the United States and all I got was explosive diarrhea”. 000 0
Matty Tinkles @mattytinkles.bsky.social · 14/06/2026Vibe-watching the World Cup, aka watching the telemundo broadcast on peacock because I refuse to pay for fox sports 000 0
Matty Tinkles @mattytinkles.bsky.social · 09/05/2026Desperately begging for a study to be done on the effects Costco has on the spatial awareness of the general public. 000 0
Reposted by Matty TinklesBUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL AKA PRESIDENT FOOTBALL @edsbs.bsky.social · 05/05/2026 1381411831 8.1K
Reposted by Matty TinklesBUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL AKA PRESIDENT FOOTBALL @edsbs.bsky.social · 24/04/2026Greatest city in America 341536 415
Reposted by Matty TinklesMina Kimes @minakimes.bsky.social · 15/04/2026Jamie Ding is like Derrick Henry. Cold blooded style, relentless, just keeps grinding out wins until he inevitably pulls away. A killer. 2327416 274
Reposted by Matty TinklesBUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL AKA PRESIDENT FOOTBALL @edsbs.bsky.social · 15/04/2026You see either of these you know you’re about to get your face blown off 820447 204
Matty Tinkles @mattytinkles.bsky.social · 10/04/2026More people need to understand this. My Programming Fundamentals professor told us this on our first day of class. We hadn’t even started learning Java yet! 100 1
Reposted by Matty TinklesKashana @kashana.blacksky.app · 07/04/2026Armageddon is terrible, but our only other option was diversity trainings at work. 1824323410793 43.2K
Reposted by Matty TinklesCulture Crave 🍿 @culturecrave.co · 06/04/2026Rocky's catchphrase from 'Project Hail Mary' was mentioned by the NASA team during the Artemis II mission 'Amaze, amaze, amaze' 10509102 509
Matty Tinkles @mattytinkles.bsky.social · 28/03/2026One of my favorite posts from the other website 010 1
Matty Tinkles @mattytinkles.bsky.social · 08/03/2026A very different team from the ones I had as a kid. FireRed was my second ever Pokemon game after Emerald and replaying it for the first time in nearly 20 years truly made me feel like I was 11 years old playing on my Game Boy SP. It joins Emerald, Soul Silver, and Let’s Go Eevee as a 0-loss run 😎 130 3
Reposted by Matty TinklesKat Tenbarge @kattenbarge.bsky.social · 06/03/2026I love watching people use LLMs in public. They’ll reply to a breaking news article and say “@grok is this true?” Babe where do you think it’s about to pull its answer from 724148470 4.1K
Matty Tinkles @mattytinkles.bsky.social · 08/02/2026Trader Joe’s Buffalo Chicken Wrap- your days are numbered. 000 0
Reposted by Matty TinklesPhil Lewis @phillewis.bsky.social · 30/01/2026Georgia Fort, an independent journalist and vice president of the Minnesota NABJ chapter, was also arrested by federal agents this morning I was sent this video of agents at her door: 646133317097 13.3K
Reposted by Matty TinklesChris Kluwe, adjudicated poaster @chriswarcraft.bsky.social · 27/01/2026For any elected official who needs to hear this, I impart a lesson learned from the NFL: When the other team is tired and on the back foot, you don’t call a timeout so they can catch their breath. You grind their fucking face into the dirt until the final whistle blows and you’ve won the game. 15886392158 8.6K
Reposted by Matty TinklesJeff Rueter @jeffrueter.bsky.social · 25/01/2026Kare 11 local news just read, in full, this statement from Michael and Susan Pretti, the parents of Alex Pretti. "Please get the truth out about our son." 1962468712664 24.7K
Reposted by Matty TinklesSage Deviant 🏳️⚧️ @trans.bsky.social · 22/01/2026the woke mob is giving He-man pronouns 25369081465 6.9K
Reposted by Matty TinklesMina Kimes @minakimes.bsky.social · 07/01/2026Great day to have functioning eyes and a working brain 174107291418 10.7K
Reposted by Matty TinklesKen Jennings @kenjennings.bsky.social · 07/01/2026The “prosecute the former regime at every level” candidate has my vote in 2028. 15918745921343 87.5K
Reposted by Matty TinklesJason Concepcion @netw3rk.bsky.social · 03/01/2026The FIFA Peace Prize used to mean something 334919886 4.9K
Reposted by Matty TinklesAndrew Facini @andrewfacini.com · 01/01/2026BREAKING: Explosions felt across New York City as full socialism begins 325221102848 22.1K
Reposted by Matty TinklesKyle Griffin @kylegriffin1.bsky.social · 05/11/2025NBC News: Colorado voters have passed a ballot measure to limit tax deductions to fund the state's Healthy School Meals for All program, which lets participating schools offer free breakfasts and lunches to students. 231084178 1.1K
Reposted by Matty Tinklescharles (west coaster) mcdonald @fourverts.bsky.social · 05/11/2025talk that shit zo 01548 154
Matty Tinkles @mattytinkles.bsky.social · 03/11/2025Frankenstein is my movie of the year and it’s not even close 000 0
Matty Tinkles @mattytinkles.bsky.social · 25/10/2025How the gentle wind Beckons through the leaves As autumn colors fall Dancing in a swirl Of golden memories The loveliest lies of all 000 0
Matty Tinkles @mattytinkles.bsky.social · 25/10/2025Monsters are cool The moon is our friend I want to be with you On Summer Camp Island 000 0
Matty Tinkles @mattytinkles.bsky.social · 08/10/2025God gives his sleepiest wives to his most insomniac husbands 000 0
Matty Tinkles @mattytinkles.bsky.social · 07/09/2025I have once again found myself knee deep in the hoopla 000 0
Matty Tinkles @mattytinkles.bsky.social · 02/09/2025ACAB, but I’ll admit that they’ve really got it figured out with the coffee and donut combo. 000 0
