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MattyDAD

@mattydad.bsky.social
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Band nerd, dad, Go Salukis! He/him

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MattyDAD @mattydad.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
This is beautiful
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MattyDAD @mattydad.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Omg
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MattyDAD @mattydad.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Wow!
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MattyDAD @mattydad.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Sorry we’re out of treats…
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MattyDAD @mattydad.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Those eyes
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MattyDAD @mattydad.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Coo-keee!!
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MattyDAD @mattydad.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I’m loving all the Jim Henson today
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MattyDAD @mattydad.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
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MattyDAD @mattydad.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I love a good Sammich
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MattyDAD @mattydad.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Love
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MattyDAD @mattydad.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Must do this for Halloween!!
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MattyDAD @mattydad.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
@garymuppet.bsky.social @walterrothbard.bsky.social
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MattyDAD @mattydad.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
@walterrothbard.bsky.social
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MattyDAD @mattydad.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
@walterrothbard.bsky.social
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ᑎᗩTᑌᖇᗩᒪ, ᒪIKE ᐯEᖇᑎOᑎ @naturallikevernon.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Trump died and got buried at Mar-Lago. A man went to the airport and said, "I need a ticket to go piss on Trump's grave." The agent said, "Yes, sir. Here's a ticket to Los Angeles." The guy said, "Los Angeles?! But Trump's buried in Florida!" The agent said, "Yes, sir, but the back of the line..."
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Aunt Teefa @auntteefa.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
😂🤣
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AgonyFlips @agonyflips.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
When you're ticked off and a friend sends you something to make you feel better. 🐑🔊
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FunnyVia @funnyvia.com · 20/09/2026
When you find something you like, you get it in every color... 😭 😭 😭
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MattyDAD @mattydad.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Dude
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MadGreek 🧿 @madgreek2024.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
"Signs of Fascism" originated in my town. (Sequim, WA) I filmed it. I remember getting a call, "hey your video got 5,000 views." By the end of the day it had 60K. Over 100K in a few days from just one platform. Then my DM blew up! Everyone wanted to replicate the signs. Nice to see the signs today.
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MattyDAD @mattydad.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
@capta1nw0nd3r.bsky.social
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MattyDAD @mattydad.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
My kinda store
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MattyDAD @mattydad.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
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MattyDAD @mattydad.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
That’s some funny shit
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Helen @helenmaryme.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Sounds about right 🤭😆
Text- My emotional support dog after one day with me. Picture of a German shepherd lying on the ground sleeping, with an unlit cigarette dangling from his mouth and a can of Bud Light cradled in his front leg.
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MattyDAD @mattydad.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
This is the most beautiful thing
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MattyDAD @mattydad.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
So… my FB account got hacked and deleted.
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MattyDAD @mattydad.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Damn, I’m 56
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Captain Wonder @capta1nw0nd3r.bsky.social · 02/03/2025
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MattyDAD @mattydad.bsky.social · 07/12/2024
Never gets old
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Ridge 🇨🇦 @cridge17.bsky.social · 06/12/2024
This is a culinary account now 😎
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MattyDAD @mattydad.bsky.social · 07/12/2024
Rudolph is a horrible story.
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Jonathan Slater @jonathanslater.bsky.social · 06/12/2024
One of my favorites
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Damien Owens @damienowens.bsky.social · 05/12/2024
In a newsagent the other day my wife pointed out a Chanel handbag in a magazine. Can’t wait to see her face on Christmas morning when she realises I got her that exact magazine.
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Alison1972 @alison1972.bsky.social · 04/12/2024
💯💯💯💯💯💯😎😎😎
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MattyDAD @mattydad.bsky.social · 02/12/2024
Just went to X for a bit. I don’t really enjoy it over there anymore.
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Let cats rule the world @imanpower.bsky.social · 28/11/2024
🐱💙
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MattyDAD @mattydad.bsky.social · 27/11/2024
Ouch
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MattyDAD @mattydad.bsky.social · 27/11/2024
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MattyDAD @mattydad.bsky.social · 27/11/2024
I pre-heat my toaster
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MattyDAD @mattydad.bsky.social · 27/11/2024
@meowmoments.bsky.social this page is a great timeline cleanse
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MattyDAD @mattydad.bsky.social · 26/11/2024
Kinda funny. Her screams, good grief
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MattyDAD @mattydad.bsky.social · 26/11/2024
Love!!
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MattyDAD @mattydad.bsky.social · 26/11/2024
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MattyDAD @mattydad.bsky.social · 24/11/2024
Word
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MattyDAD @mattydad.bsky.social · 22/11/2024
Are y’all getting bot followers? They’ve started following me. Ugh
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MattyDAD @mattydad.bsky.social · 22/11/2024
Oh my Lord.
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MattyDAD @mattydad.bsky.social · 22/11/2024
Beautiful
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MattyDAD @mattydad.bsky.social · 22/11/2024
@capta1nw0nd3r.bsky.social you’re here!! Yay
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MattyDAD @mattydad.bsky.social · 21/11/2024
This is the best
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