MVH @mattvanh.bsky.social · 23hCertainly a career, but only 13 appearances for Tottenham? I swear Poch used to bring him on every game when we were struggling against a low block. I’d honestly have had him at about 30/40 appearances 😂 010
MVH @mattvanh.bsky.social · 11/10/2026Just thinking the same. This terrific City team is the end result of industrial level cheating, why is allowed to continue? Also SICK of hearing about the “poor” City fans! 010
MVH @mattvanh.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Right, I want either Acaster or Grant Mitchell to win #TheTraitors coys 000
MVH @mattvanh.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Not quite meowing but I will respond with a “pardon?” “What was that?” Or an “mmm?” 000
MVH @mattvanh.bsky.social · 24/09/2026Probably the most disappointing signing in the last 20 for me as a spurs fan coys 200
MVH @mattvanh.bsky.social · 20/09/2026Just went to see the new Resident Evil film and YES, more of this terrific horror and actually funny comedy, please thank you coys 000
MVH @mattvanh.bsky.social · 19/09/2026Tottenham Hotspur Football Clubstatic.klipy.comRalph Wiggum Says NoALT: Ralph Wiggum Says No 010
MVH @mattvanh.bsky.social · 19/09/2026Thanking Wednesday night MVH for not staying up late to watch First Blood and recording it so I can watch it now coys 000
MVH @mattvanh.bsky.social · 16/09/2026BREAKING: Dr. Fünke’s 100% Natural Good Time Family Band Solution will no longer be opening for Ed Sheeran 020
Reposted by MVHMrs. Detective PikaBOO, Esq. @clapifyoulikeme.favrd.social · 12/09/2026I’m gonna guess he (75) somehow sent her the file path instead of the actual PDF and she (88) tweeted it 94199
MVH @mattvanh.bsky.social · 11/09/2026Walking home from college down Chelmsford High St, saw people stood outside Dixons watching the TV and I thought “there’s no football on now, what’s going on?”. I didn’t find out until I got home and was greeted by my mum: “have you seen the news? It’s like Die Hard” 000
MVH @mattvanh.bsky.social · 10/09/2026Really enjoying Widows Bay and then Hamish Linklater rocks up. Tremendous stuff 000
MVH @mattvanh.bsky.social · 09/09/2026Got ID’d and refused sale of this in Maldon WH Smith when it was released coys 030
MVH @mattvanh.bsky.social · 08/09/2026static.klipy.comLovers BoyfriendAlt: Bug bunny doing “come to me” eyes 000
MVH @mattvanh.bsky.social · 04/09/2026Just incredibly funny that this is a reply to a QT re Bluesky dog piling and it’s a modestly unhinged tweet and judging by the amount of QTs reacting to this…lol. Lmao 000
MVH @mattvanh.bsky.social · 30/08/2026I missed Spurs again yesterday but on a positive note, I put a small towel in my mouth thinking it was a sweet at this fancy restaurant so there’s that coys 000
MVH @mattvanh.bsky.social · 24/08/2026No cheating. Share the last photo of the sky from your camera roll The view behind me at The Cure last night 110
MVH @mattvanh.bsky.social · 21/08/2026Can’t just be me that blocks or mutes absolutely anyone who appears to be an outgoing Arse fan? coys 000
Reposted by MVHGreg Jenner (Historian) @gregjenner.bsky.social · 20/08/2026Racism is rewarded on X www.bbc.co.uk/sport/footba...bbc.co.ukWorld Cup 2026: Racism suffered by England players on X amplified by algorithms - new reportRacist abuse aimed at England footballers on social media was amplified during the World Cup by algorithms designed to maximise engagement and profit, according to new research. 86215
MVH @mattvanh.bsky.social · 20/08/2026Might be the biggest rattling of all time. It’s a shame the petition doesn’t set out what it intends to change though so regrettably I am unable to sign coys 010
MVH @mattvanh.bsky.social · 18/08/2026I’ll take this. Could’ve been the Amazon Arena or Tesla Towers. Also shows the benefit of having a stadium that does so much more than host a struggling team…also means that even if we do get relegated we won’t have a downgrade in kit manufacturer to fucking Errea or Sondico 110
MVH @mattvanh.bsky.social · 12/08/2026I am sad he has left but if he wants to leave do we have any other choice? Also if we denied him being able to leave and he doesn’t get game time, could see it being a disaster for our dressing room. So long, good luck coys 040
MVH @mattvanh.bsky.social · 05/08/2026Incredibly sad that it took some “backlash” For this vermin to back off and fuck off. Continue fucking off you fucking fuck coys 040
MVH @mattvanh.bsky.social · 30/07/2026Fucking HELL she was here? This is the issue with Bluesky I guess. If I still used Twitter, I’d have known about this and popped out to chuck a glass filled with piss at her coys 110
MVH @mattvanh.bsky.social · 30/07/2026Not sure how I feel about our manager actually saying the word ‘Bomba’, possibly unironically. Still, looking forward to club singing Mbappe holding up the shirt coys 150
Reposted by MVHParody Nigel Farage @parodypm.bsky.social · 30/07/2026It is two years today since this dimwit gave us the most hilarious demonstration of karma in history. 1591873514
MVH @mattvanh.bsky.social · 29/07/2026The latest Four Tet record is amazing, but sadly no fucker will be able to find it coys 000
MVH @mattvanh.bsky.social · 28/07/2026So scary it is funny that the US has a fella that looks and sounds like this in charge of their health. Would you buy a hotdog from this man? A used car? Bootleg gig tshirts? 000
MVH @mattvanh.bsky.social · 27/07/2026God I really had high hopes for this fella when he came to Spurs 020
MVH @mattvanh.bsky.social · 19/07/2026OH MY FUCKING GOD BBC JUST STFU AND LET US HEAR THE CROWD SING WONDERWALL 000
MVH @mattvanh.bsky.social · 18/07/2026Can someone do the meme of the guy 3rd on the podium necking the champagne? Thanks coys 021