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I ask this with sincerity and respect: has this lady recovered from being mauled by a bear?

Just had to pick my wife up from Edge Lane as none were coming. Gone from every 12 mins to every 15 to every now and then on the ashton line

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MVH @mattvanh.bsky.social · 6h

In a similar vein the new Resident Evil film is both very creepy and gross and also pretty fucking funny too

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MVH @mattvanh.bsky.social · 6h

I loved it. So hard to get horror and comedy right, let alone together. Really enjoyed it

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MVH @mattvanh.bsky.social · 10h

Probably my favourite Ash track that doesn’t get anywhere near the love it should. Incredible soundtrack and film too, also overlooked

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MVH @mattvanh.bsky.social · 12/10/2026

Certainly a career, but only 13 appearances for Tottenham? I swear Poch used to bring him on every game when we were struggling against a low block. I’d honestly have had him at about 30/40 appearances 😂

The storied career of Tottenham starlet, Josh Onomah

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MVH @mattvanh.bsky.social · 12/10/2026

Ah the classic I was on drugs defence. Let’s all just take drugs and write off any responsibilities. Also note sure these are the drugs which would influence you do go into work in fancy dress. He’s a cretin

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MVH @mattvanh.bsky.social · 12/10/2026

Also intrigued by this!

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MVH @mattvanh.bsky.social · 11/10/2026

Just thinking the same. This terrific City team is the end result of industrial level cheating, why is allowed to continue? Also SICK of hearing about the “poor” City fans!

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MVH @mattvanh.bsky.social · 10/10/2026

A decent striker and we’d be laughing here coys

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MVH @mattvanh.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

This is Willem Korsten erasure

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MVH @mattvanh.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

“Read them and understand them!”

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MVH @mattvanh.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

I want to see Harry Kane at the fucking Hague

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MVH @mattvanh.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

Right, I want either Acaster or Grant Mitchell to win #TheTraitors coys

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MVH @mattvanh.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

Admission to the box is £5

Omar the car in a box in the garden with his paw held up like he’s taking admission fees

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MVH @mattvanh.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

Those beans are too clean!

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MVH @mattvanh.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Yeah if I see one and my wife is away/asleep I basically freeze and then creep out the room. When I come back it has vanished so therefore no longer exists in my reality

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MVH @mattvanh.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

I hate to kill then but get that hoover out

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MVH @mattvanh.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Not quite meowing but I will respond with a “pardon?” “What was that?” Or an “mmm?”

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MVH @mattvanh.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

Nah football fans at the mens games needs to be segregated and beers in the stands would lead to scraps and pints being thrown everywhere. Perhaps trial it in league 2, and/or restrict to season ticketed areas. We are idiots and would ruin for any families/children

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MVH @mattvanh.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

England absolutely can’t. We cannot be trusted and frankly it’s an non-issue

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MVH @mattvanh.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

Probably the most disappointing signing in the last 20 for me as a spurs fan coys

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MVH @mattvanh.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

Just went to see the new Resident Evil film and YES, more of this terrific horror and actually funny comedy, please thank you coys

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MVH @mattvanh.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

At least Rochdale are beating Oldham coys

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MVH @mattvanh.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

Wishing the Villa keeper a very happy Fuck Off coys

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MVH @mattvanh.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

Thanking Wednesday night MVH for not staying up late to watch First Blood and recording it so I can watch it now coys

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MVH @mattvanh.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

2manyDJs blew the doors off. Soulwax as a live dance act blew the roof off. I love LCD but they’re not a patch on our Belgian brothers. Been immense every single time I’ve seen them. Helps they do a mustard remix too

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MVH @mattvanh.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

Really have loved watch them go from unsure indie band to legit superstar DJs, in my top 5

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MVH @mattvanh.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

MVH and Omar send good vibes

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MVH @mattvanh.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

BREAKING: Dr. Fünke’s 100% Natural Good Time Family Band Solution will no longer be opening for Ed Sheeran

The music act Dr. Fünke’s 100% Natural Good Time Family Band Solution from Arrested Development

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Mrs. Detective PikaBOO, Esq. @clapifyoulikeme.favrd.social · 12/09/2026

I’m gonna guess he (75) somehow sent her the file path instead of the actual PDF and she (88) tweeted it

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MVH @mattvanh.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

There’s a very predictable payoff coys

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MVH @mattvanh.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

You watched it IN school?! It is silly but I love it. My wife bloody hates Tom Hanks but even she loves it, I find it very tender and funny. Also Jenny is a legend, I will not hear a bad word against her. “You can sit here if you want” is a phrase often said in Our House. Maybe I’m a boomer now? 😂

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MVH @mattvanh.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

Why the hate for FG? Genuinely interested. I love that film, textbook Sunday hangover comedown film, so comforting

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MVH @mattvanh.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

Walking home from college down Chelmsford High St, saw people stood outside Dixons watching the TV and I thought “there’s no football on now, what’s going on?”. I didn’t find out until I got home and was greeted by my mum: “have you seen the news? It’s like Die Hard”

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MVH @mattvanh.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

Really enjoying Widows Bay and then Hamish Linklater rocks up. Tremendous stuff

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MVH @mattvanh.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

Undermined the whole premise in opening seconds: “of course this is not a real interview, as Tilly is not real.” Bingo! Case closed, no Oscar’s or Emmys, but I reckon a Razzie

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MVH @mattvanh.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

Got ID’d and refused sale of this in Maldon WH Smith when it was released coys

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MVH @mattvanh.bsky.social · 06/09/2026

Well this fucking sucks and I don’t like it

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MVH @mattvanh.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

Just incredibly funny that this is a reply to a QT re Bluesky dog piling and it’s a modestly unhinged tweet and judging by the amount of QTs reacting to this…lol. Lmao

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