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Matthew Elliot 𓅆

@matttbastard.bsky.social
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oh no we skeetin

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Matthew Elliot 𓅆 @matttbastard.bsky.social · 06/12/2025
it's been 2 weeks since saying goodbye to George. Many thanks for kind wishes & mutual aid. Unfortunately, I'm still stuck in both depressive & financial holes as a result (+ end of month + kid's bday ugh etc). Please help if you can ($$ info in quoted tweet)
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Matthew Elliot 𓅆 @matttbastard.bsky.social · 06/12/2025
it's been 2 weeks since saying goodbye to George. Many thanks for kind wishes & mutual aid. Unfortunately, I'm still stuck in both depressive & financial holes as a result (+ end of month + kid's bday ugh etc). Please help if you can ($$ info in quoted tweet)
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Matthew Elliot 𓅆 @matttbastard.bsky.social · 26/11/2025
thank you to everyone for shares and support and good wishes this sucks I miss my George
George (RIP) on his chair
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Matthew Elliot 𓅆 @matttbastard.bsky.social · 22/11/2025
My dear George has taken a turn for the worse recently & has reached his time. Made end of life arrangements for this aft & while it's the last thing I want to even ask for or think about, the cost is beyond my means, so if you can spare anything to offset my PP 🔗 is www.paypal.me/matttbastard
George when he was in better health, being cuddled by my daughter.my PP QR code
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Matthew Elliot 𓅆 @matttbastard.bsky.social · 13/11/2025
why no groupchats tho
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Matthew Elliot 𓅆 @matttbastard.bsky.social · 22/07/2025
choose your fighter
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Matthew Elliot 𓅆 @matttbastard.bsky.social · 20/07/2025
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Matthew Elliot 𓅆 @matttbastard.bsky.social · 18/07/2025
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Matthew Elliot 𓅆 @matttbastard.bsky.social · 25/05/2025
...it's pretty functional. I guess.
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Matthew Elliot 𓅆 @matttbastard.bsky.social · 14/05/2025
yeah
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Matthew Elliot 𓅆 @matttbastard.bsky.social · 03/04/2025
briefly popping in to share my foul mood with this web site (you're welcome)
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The Cola Corporation @cola.baby · 20/03/2025
Spring has arrived 🔪 First drop of new season Tonight Get on the list 👇 bit.ly/cola-email
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Ahhhhh @nerdjpg.com · 20/03/2025
Productivity hack: make a list of things to do and do them
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Matthew Elliot 𓅆 @matttbastard.bsky.social · 11/03/2025
for fucks sake not again (yes I want my comfort nazi slop site back no offense to The Elders etc)
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Matthew Elliot 𓅆 @matttbastard.bsky.social · 10/03/2025
so uh antifa #metoo amirite?
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Matthew Elliot 𓅆 @matttbastard.bsky.social · 10/03/2025
Twitter going down on a Monday morning is totally a recession indicator
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Matthew Elliot 𓅆 @matttbastard.bsky.social · 28/02/2025
anybody can interact but only real ones will actually engage
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Steve BOOSwood @papafazuul.bsky.social · 28/02/2025
Angels are just ghosts who look like dorks
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Matthew Elliot 𓅆 @matttbastard.bsky.social · 23/02/2025
I WAS gonna vaguely emo post about some tedious self inflicted minutia as a dumb cope slash cry for help but nah fuck it im entering my containment and unhealthy suppression era 😎
me not giving a single fuck anymore 💅🏾
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Matthew Elliot 𓅆 @matttbastard.bsky.social · 19/02/2025
😤😤😤
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Chef Kennedy🐸🏳️‍🌈 @kennedy.northsky.social · 16/02/2025
outside I was "lol, lmao" but inside I was anything but lol, lmao
Washington Post article excerpt: "One senior Ukrainian official joked that the country's leaders would consider nearly anything to maintain U.S. support, including, the official said, a massive shipment of Ukrainian eggs. The country has an egg surplus, and leaders there are aware of their skyrocketing cost in the United States.
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Matthew Elliot 𓅆 @matttbastard.bsky.social · 09/02/2025
ok enough of that rot have some rabbit in da snow
bun bun in the snow
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Matthew Elliot 𓅆 @matttbastard.bsky.social · 09/02/2025
good God it's so 2018 here
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Chad Loder @chadloder.dev · 09/02/2025
Will Stancil quote skeeting "Honestly the American left deserves whatever Trump does to them" to a skeet that reads "i wouldn't use covid as an excuse when biden gave the corporations what they wanted and screwed the working populace in the process"
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Chad Loder @chadloder.dev · 09/02/2025
a whole year!
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Chad Loder @chadloder.dev · 09/02/2025
more? 🐀🐀🐀
Will Stancil @whstancil.bsky.social - 
Honestly the American left deserves whatever Trump does to them

quote skeeting @moomoof.bsky.social - 4m
i wouldn't use covid as an excuse when biden gave the corporations what they wanted and screwed the working populace in the process
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Chad Loder @chadloder.dev · 09/02/2025
lmfao we can keep going all day you little fucking rat
Will Stancil tweet

No sharper illustration of the far-right/far-left symbiosis than Nazi goons and antifa types each invoking the other to build their support
6:55 AM • Sep 3, 2017
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Chad Loder @chadloder.dev · 09/02/2025
since yall asked. this tweet was 4 days after a neo-Nazi murdered an antifascist activist, Heather Heyer, in Charlottesville
Will Stancil tweet from August 16 2017
It's okay to attack antifa and other left organizations
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Ed Burmila @edburmila.bsky.social · 09/02/2025
No one has tried this before, let's see how it plays out.
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Matthew Elliot 𓅆 @matttbastard.bsky.social · 04/02/2025
today really fucking sucks
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Matthew Elliot 𓅆 @matttbastard.bsky.social · 03/02/2025
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Gretchen Felker-Martin PRE ORDER CHIMERA 2.16.27 🍉 @scumbelievable.bsky.social · 26/01/2025
god remember when that critic was like "ALIEN can't be horror, because it's in space"
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Matthew Elliot 𓅆 @matttbastard.bsky.social · 24/01/2025
img: green noxious gas emanating from a pit
caption: 
"FART SOUNDS
OVER 1000 FARTS
1 hour"
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Michael @fleerultra.bsky.social · 24/01/2025
look at my opposition party, dawg. i'm going to the camps
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Ahhhhh @nerdjpg.com · 24/01/2025
The office of personnel management sent out a mass email to everyone in the federal government and everyone is reporting it because it looks fake as hell
Email Test
HR <hr@opm.gov>
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This message was sent with High importance.
This is a test of a new distribution and response list.
Please reply "YES" to this message.
Office of Personnel Management - Announcement
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Matthew Elliot 𓅆 @matttbastard.bsky.social · 09/01/2025
sir
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Matthew Elliot 𓅆 @matttbastard.bsky.social · 30/12/2024
😌
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Matthew Elliot 𓅆 @matttbastard.bsky.social · 28/12/2024
incredible things are happening on Twitter dot com
idek where to start tl;dr matt gaetz is calling Cenk Uygur a must follow and cenk is sucking off elon from the back or something lmao
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Kristi Yamaguccimane @wapplehouse.bsky.social · 26/12/2024
Sheryl Crow voice: if you won’t then I would understaaaaand, are you stroooong enough to eat my haaaammm
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Matthew Elliot 𓅆 @matttbastard.bsky.social · 23/12/2024
guy who logs onto bsky just to watch Bill Pencil shit his pants on main (redux)
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Matthew Elliot 𓅆 @matttbastard.bsky.social · 22/12/2024
sorry my posts have been so aggressively mid lately in my defense i am depressed and perpetually overwhelmed 😌
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Matthew Elliot 𓅆 @matttbastard.bsky.social · 21/12/2024
image: grim reaper holding a scythe 

top text: "I AM UNIVERSALLY LOVED"

bottom text: "DISLIKING ME IS A CHARACTER FLAW
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Matthew Elliot 𓅆 @matttbastard.bsky.social · 21/12/2024
merry xmas to all esp those very special someones who have ghosted me over the years 🙏🏾🥰
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Matthew Elliot 𓅆 @matttbastard.bsky.social · 18/12/2024
tag yourself I'm Survival skills
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