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I love the How To Fail podcast. ‘’Thanks Elizabeth. Yeah I think my first failure is that I’m a perfectionist, about my acting? My second is that I work too hard at doing good in the world, with my acting? My third is that, when I’m acting, I distract people by being just too magnetic and sexy?”

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Γεώργιος @georgieglou.bsky.social · 21h

Someone in Aldi car park had a sticker on the back of their Corsa which was the progress flag overlaid with the words ‘everyone is welcome here’ and my thought process was that’s nice as a policy but also it does look slightly like you want to bone the entire LGBTQ+ community in your very small car

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Γεώργιος @georgieglou.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

We were happy here. Tbf I was, the cat wasn’t

Railway arches in Chelmsford as the sun starts to go down

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Γεώργιος @georgieglou.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

You always used to like a spritz of nice scent as a finishing touch before going out on a Friday night, I said to my lifeless reflection in the hallway mirror as I sprayed myself down with knockoff Tom Ford and grabbed my car keys on my way round the block to tell them to shut their fucking dogs up

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Γεώργιος @georgieglou.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

You might think a solution to the problem of diesel price spikes for a railway less than 40% of which is electrified might be to have more of it running on the up-and-coming thing called electricity but what that suggests to me is that you’ve never been to the United Kingdom before! You’ll learn!

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Γεώργιος @georgieglou.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

Give me a break I’m not David Attenborough I don’t know or care what they were having said that if they’d been a bit bigger I could have muted the telly looked my feline associate in the eye and said

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Ray @mildperil.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

Some right snobby cunts on here eh

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Γεώργιος @georgieglou.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

I get justifiably criticised for not Joining In more but in the time it’s taken to watch one episode of that fucking programme the cat’s hauled in and maimed two voles roughly the same size as my secondary school caretaker so you’ll forgive me for feeling like nipping to the Red Lion is less hassle

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Γεώργιος @georgieglou.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

Then you go over the other channel and they’ve got Ed Gamblers on there who I imagine some of you mob go in for. Beautiful looking man inne and they do teach them good manners at private schools which is important when you’re presenting a podcast about a reality telly programme. Only for the elites

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Γεώργιος @georgieglou.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

My hygienist looks and sounds like Miranda so I feel like I can’t say a bad word in case she’s like nothing further I can do here it’s türkiye teeth for you me aul son

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Γεώργιος @georgieglou.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

Did they sort the ozone out or not because I was saying to my friend earlier that they definitely have

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Γεώργιος @georgieglou.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

“So tell us, how do you feel about the botched lethal injection in the United States?” Thrilled mate. Best day we had since we done Woburn safari park on a discount code we got with some dog treats. I loved it so much you could pipe it up and spread it all over my great big saggy fucking tits

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Γεώργιος @georgieglou.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

Become very commercialised, this time of year

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Γεώργιος @georgieglou.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

Something something welcome October καλημέρα καλό μήνα άντε γαμηθείτε

youtu.be

Padlock (Larry Levan Mix)

YouTube video by Gwen Guthrie - Topic

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Γεώργιος @georgieglou.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

The beginning and end of the productive part of the day, minutes apart

River Cam from Jesus Lock bridge on way into town from that side, boring

Catholic church of the martyred gobshites and the cycle counter thing

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Γεώργιος @georgieglou.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Heterosexual acquaintances assuming I watch it so offering me early release from impromptu conversation with them on the petrol station forecourt so I can get home in time not to miss it is one of the reasons you’ll never hear me slagging off that show you like about retired matrons making macaroons

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Γεώργιος @georgieglou.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Talking to my friend about privacy this morning, I would tell you what we were saying but unfortunately for you I know the GDPR. The G stands for Georgie because I actually invented it myself

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Γεώργιος @georgieglou.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

“Oh that’s nice!” I cooed cheerfully to the solemn lady with thin eyebrows from St Andrew’s church who said they pray for three streets in the area each week. “Where’s on your hit list this week then? Oh right. They’ve had a water leak up there, they’ll appreciate that” she didn’t appreciate that

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Γεώργιος @georgieglou.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Don’t blame them for trying their luck tbf

Enterprising little bloke is saying you can upgrade your car with something but his caption tails off so it looks like he’s saying upgrade it with a fine. Not very funny, alright

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Γεώργιος @georgieglou.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Alright so when you’re done you’re done, but I don’t like to see these two left out by the side of the road 💔 I’m not having them in my gaff obviously but you take my point

Someone’s having a clear out and they’ve had enough of Diane ppl princess and George Benson on cassette tape

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Γεώργιος @georgieglou.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Opera: I haven’t got a lot of use for it, but you won’t catch me knocking it. They don’t do any harm and they keep highly strung gay people in employment. Like Dunhelm

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Γεώργιος @georgieglou.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Nipped up the pub for a quick livener and I’ll never not be entertained by the landlord treating himself to a UKG soundtrack on a Sunday which though sympathetic to myself I’m not sure the roast dinner masticating septuagenarians bravely shovelling down their peas and gravy really appreciate

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Γεώργιος @georgieglou.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Behind every brick built barbecue there’s an argument, that’s my theory. No I won’t be having lunch with your parents because I’m building a barbecue. No I can’t take that old shit to the tip because I’m building a barbecue. No we cannot have intercourse at this time because I’m building a barbecue

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Γεώργιος @georgieglou.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Do you think in terms of headcount more people was concerned about the Spice Girls splitting up than the Czechoslovakia splitting up. I know I was. All ancient history now though innit you can’t live in the past

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Γεώργιος @georgieglou.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Took my friend who I’ve known for over twenty five years to the airport. Same home town, same temperament, similar background, similar taste in everything including in men, both with experience of DA, both unfocussed in the past but now invested in trying to make our lives lovely κ very nice

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Γεώργιος @georgieglou.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

Two types of person, when they spot a strongly worded note someone’s left on their front door scolding delivery drivers for leaving parcels outside without ringing the doorbell. First type of person (probably you) thinks I can relate to that because that’s how my eagerly awaited Labubu got stolen

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Γεώργιος @georgieglou.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

Too many cobwebs about and I’ve just had a ladybird land on me an all. Squalid. This is why you’ll never catch me moaning about cycle lanes like some of you lot do, I’ve got fundamental problems to deal with here

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Γεώργιος @georgieglou.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

Right so new policy announcement I just come up with while I was making the teas and coffees and that is making the words Corsodyl and Chernobyl interchangeable for efficiency reasons. And that is effective immediately

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Γεώργιος @georgieglou.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

“I love Greek men” είστε έτοιμοι για την αλήθεια που θα σας πω;

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Γεώργιος @georgieglou.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

Nine times out of ten when I’ve met someone called Claudia I’ve said something along the lines of nice to meet you Claudia does it boil your piss a bit when people call you Cloudier or Claw Dear, the opposite of the one you like. They’ve never been that bothered, very calm and level-headed people

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Γεώργιος @georgieglou.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

AWAKE SINCE BEFORE FOUR OF YOUR CLOCK POUNDS STERLING THIS MORNING GETTING CONFUSED ON EBAY ΑΥΤΑ ΓΙΑ ΣΗΜΕΡΑ ΑΥΡΙΟ ΠΑΛΙ

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Γεώργιος @georgieglou.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

‘🗑️ Post not found’ if we haven’t known each other long means I’ve either posted something which would further damage my already haemorrhaging credibility or something which would fall foul of the Defamation Act. After the winter of 2016 I promised myself I’d never end up in a court of law again

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Γεώργιος @georgieglou.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

They say you become more right wing as you get older: as a teenager I used to get revenge and resentment-related headaches so there could be space for it. If it’s true. I don’t actually know if it’s true. I’m testing it out now and to be honest my little loves, I suspect it’s not true. It’s not true

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Γεώργιος @georgieglou.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

Doing this again RN but to drown out the absolute fucking bandit inside my own brain WHICH IS TO SAY GOOD MORNING

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Γεώργιος @georgieglou.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

WHAT ARE YOU LOOKING AT? I barked irritably at next door but one who was giving me a filthier than usual glare as I took in a parcel for her next door, before catching my reflection in the hallway mirror and clocking the uncooked chocolate cake mix I’d neglected to wipe off my face. A tragic figure

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Γεώργιος @georgieglou.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

Didn’t take a picture of him because I couldn’t be arsed but I just seen a crow with one leg: sad for him to an extent but end of the day he has got wings which none of us have. Also not being out of order but you don’t know what the back story is and that could mean diabetes (the avoidable type)

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Γεώργιος @georgieglou.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

Was thinking earlier, wonder if Diane Princess of Wales ever went to a Hobbycraft. They started up in 1995 so that’s a two year window innit. Bless her

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Γεώργιος @georgieglou.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

“Sometimes things just are, Mr [Redacted]. We’re just the way God’s made us!” God was understandably distracted by the collapse of the Soviet Union and Club Classics Vol. 1 by Soul II Soul when he made me doctor, I need you to continue to persevere with a career in medicine and not get into theology

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Γεώργιος @georgieglou.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

Το επίτευγμα της ημέρας

A pint of beer at Calverley’s which I inhaled on my way home

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Γεώργιος @georgieglou.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

A woman who looked like Roy Walker just shouted YOU SHOULD BE ASHAMED OF YOURSELF AREN’T YOU ASHAMED at me and while obviously I am deeply ashamed of myself in general I’m not ashamed of being able to jump a queue because I’m paying by card rather than cash and I’m also not ashamed of telling you to

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Γεώργιος @georgieglou.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

Δεν θα μας καταλάβουν ποτέ

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Γεώργιος @georgieglou.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

I just don’t believe the cat feeder app needs to have face ID on it. As though otherwise I’d be sat on Rip Off Britain going the thing is Gloria Hunniford the cat feeder wouldn’t have risen up and tried to murder me in the night if the login was a bit more secure

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Γεώργιος @georgieglou.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

[To the tune of I’m In The Mood For Love] I’m in the mood for class war simply because you’re near me

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Γεώργιος @georgieglou.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

“I’ll pick you up from the station. I’ll be in the blue car. The one with the registration that looks like ‘horny’. Have a safe journey. Take care nan”

A bright blue Porsche with the registration H011 RNY

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Γεώργιος @georgieglou.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

“Making the difference beneath the surface” is a very sensible strapline for a vacuum excavation company, I’m all for it. But then I clocked they’re based in Chesterfield and I thought they could sponsor the pride there which I have been to and change their slogan to “we will suck for payments”

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