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Matt Langley

@mattlangleyuk.bsky.social
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Dev. C#/React day job, BASIC and Z80 on hotrod computers from the 1980s for fun. Enjoys the garden, wildlife, art, science, and wit (if you think I'm trolling you, the chances are I think I'm being humourously good natured). No DMs here, I'm afraid.

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Matt Langley @mattlangleyuk.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
AI is the infinite monkey cage. And other people are putting our pensions in it.
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Roland Smith @rolandmcs.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
'Which taxes do you want to raise instead?' should be the default question to anyone who calls for reductions in immigration.
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PhunkyPunk Ⓐ @phunkypunk.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Well done for making that human car crash finally pay one of his bills gal. www.yahoo.com/news/us/arti...
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Trump accuser E. Jean Carroll finally has her damages
American journalist and writer E. Jean Carroll, the only person to successfully sue Donald Trump for sexual assault, told AFP she is finally free to spend the damages awarded to her from the US presid...
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Matt Langley @mattlangleyuk.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I've always been aware that the big impact of the US blocking the straight of Hormuz, was on Europe. This chart shows the impact very clearly and I think, the real reason behind the war. Iran had agreed to all of the US nuclear demands so we know it wasn't that. It was always an attack on Europe.
Stock chart showing how the big losers from the US attacks on Iran are Europe.
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Matt Langley @mattlangleyuk.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Shrooms.
An attractive layered bunch of streaky brown toadstools growing in lawn.
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Matt Langley @mattlangleyuk.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
@discord.com fun & games & gambling & debt & death
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Digital Brain @yourdigitalbrain.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
This mans' imagination is next level
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Matt Langley @mattlangleyuk.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Almost missed Crash Live! Booked in now though.
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L Break Into Program @breakintoprogram.co.uk · 21/09/2026
Mazogs. It combined clever bold graphics, a procedurally generated maze and different skill levels.
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Matt Langley @mattlangleyuk.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
I've pretty much been told to use AI for a project. 🤦🏻 I know how this will end. I'm pretty sure I know how everything ends at this point...
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Matt Langley @mattlangleyuk.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Wow!
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Matt Langley @mattlangleyuk.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
RT if you’ve never had a tab of ChatGPT open, period.
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Matt Langley @mattlangleyuk.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
This is actually the first track I ever remember, being one of 3 singles that came with my Frisco Disco when I was about 6. I'm still a big fan of Ian Dury, and his son's music carries the torch well. He was banned by the BBC for singing about his disability. Ofc, this was before the Equality Act.
Frisco Disco, child's record player and MC mic 🎤 from 1978.
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PROTOSTAR @jussimaatta9-72.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
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Defend Our Juries @defendourjuries.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
BREAKING 84yo Reverend Sue Parfitt’s home was raided by police today. She had taken part in a peaceful protest on Wednesday with @just-stopoil.bsky.social outside Westminster, calling on Andy Burnham to refuse to reopen new oil & gas licenses in the North Sea. (Footage from a 2025 arrest)
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Matt Langley @mattlangleyuk.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
It's just occurred to me that because my organisation/Microsoft have AI running in Visual Studio, whether or not I use it, it's reading and assimilating my code at all times, and my reaction to it's suggestions, and what I code instead. It's basically stealing my skills and experience w/o consent.
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Steve @moosegrinder.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
THIS is the internet at its best.
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Matt Langley @mattlangleyuk.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Smug mode engaged...
Draining pipe from pool fully optimised using level path and shallowest curves possible to pour into the drought parched lawn and border, whilst still being lower than the pool at all times.
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Matt Langley @mattlangleyuk.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
It seems Android now has forced app updates? So if an app producer takes features away or breaks their app, or puts AI or server dependencies they can remotely force that on you. Why are all major OS manufacturers in a death spiral to extinction?
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Matt Langley @mattlangleyuk.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Here in the UK too.
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Henrique Olifiers @olifiers.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
We have a new game coming out on PC, Xbox and PS5. It's junky, though... store.steampowered.com/app/2987600/...
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What Goes Up on Steam
A chaotic co-op physics-building game where you stack, balance and jury rig gigantic junk towers to ridiculous heights for collection using the power of grav guns and friendship before the clock runs ...
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Matt Langley @mattlangleyuk.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Have you seen the weather? 👀 #operationmidnighttakedown 🎪
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Matt Langley @mattlangleyuk.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Current view.
A garden alight with colour as darkness falls.
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Matt Langley @mattlangleyuk.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Why hasn't anyone put forward a UN security resolution against the US? Seems like a dereliction of duty. Of course they would veto it but the countries that put it forward would have officially opposed the US actions which undetermine the UN and world security.
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Matt Langley @mattlangleyuk.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Postcard from the summer.
A mottled white dove sits atop a well used bird bath framed by a newly installed rose arch, set on a freshly grown lawn, as a beautiful cloud ☁️ hides the sun in an otherwise blue sky at the end of a long hot summer.
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Matt Langley @mattlangleyuk.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
The fact that "momentum" and mass both curve spacetime, was once thought to mean a powerful enough laser focused sharply enough would create a black hole, but E=Mc², so you create matter and anti matter instead, which will anihilate back to energy eventually...probably. It's a funny old Universe.
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Matt Langley @mattlangleyuk.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Light pulls on other things: If two beams of light are shone perfectly parallel to one another in the same direction, they will actually feel a tiny gravitational attraction toward each other and converge. 🤯 I stole this off AI, so credit to whoever it stole it off.
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Matt Langley @mattlangleyuk.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Finally found some explanation of all the controversy regarding the Jason Arday accusations. It's been hard to fathom as those that are outraged refuse to say why, and fact checking suggests that at least most of the claims against him seem to be true. bylinetimes.com/2026/08/18/t...
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The Peter Thiel-Linked Race Science Network that Penetrated Cambridge University and Targeted Jason Arday
The media's coverage of the academic's life was fuelled by the campaign of an established far-right network
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Matt Langley @mattlangleyuk.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Why is any distance measured in light years, always put in the easy to understand term "next door by astronomical standards", even when it's the other side of the galaxy? If the galaxy was the size of the Earth, this moon is in LA. That's not next door. It's not even an uber away.
Screenshot of an article describing a moon on the other side of the galaxy as next door in astronomical standards!
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Matt Langley @mattlangleyuk.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
Following last week's eclipse and even rarer phenomenon is expected next week. Scientists have speculated that in an extremely rare event, water will condense out of the air and form droplets which will fall out of the sky and if you're very lucky may even may even catch a glimpse of some.
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Byline Times @bylinetimes.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
🟣 SUBSTACK Yes, Androids Do Dream of Electric Sheep By @peterjukes.bsky.social Read below. ↓
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Yes, Androids Do Dream of Electric Sheep
Peter Jukes explores how the hallucinations of AI reveal that machines can never match the power of the human unconscious
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AW Sylwester @aw-sylwester.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
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Essence of RBG 🦋 @rbgprevails.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
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Matt Langley @mattlangleyuk.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
Just cross referenced human DNA from pre homo sapien to pretty much every population on Earth, with the aid of Google AI. I said thank you at the end. I figure, I might as well hedge my bets and build rep with our future robot overlords. Hopefully they'll keep me around for a bit.
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Matt Langley @mattlangleyuk.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Google Search AI has made itself useful. Turns out it's good at regex, which has never been decoded by human kind. Or at least it claims it is; it's hard to be sure because it's a proven liar and it's regex. 🤷‍♂️ I wrote it down anyway, then found another way to achieve my goal. 👍
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Matt Langley @mattlangleyuk.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
This genuinely made me laugh. AI coding is basically a random walk with an ever growing number of human coded constraints, because if you just add enough it'll reach a critical mass where it'll get it right often enough... youtu.be/EwLW11Ucnps?...
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‘AI code is insane trash’ | David Gerard
YouTube video by The Tech Report
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Matt Langley @mattlangleyuk.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Google search AI now acosts me at every turn, no matter how much I scream that I don't want it. Often it's answers are clearly wrong, but here's the weird bit... I challenge it, and it understands my challenge and concedes the point, and then explains it's original claim. I wish ppl did this.
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Matt Langley @mattlangleyuk.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Blue sky needs a button to block the author of a blocked post.
A post which make no sense without then post it's replying to, which the surgery has outrageously blocked people from seeing. If you've got something to say, say it; if you don't want people to know you said it, don't say it.
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Matt Langley @mattlangleyuk.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
My pinhole camera for yesterday's eclipse. Worked well.
An giant open pin hole camera supported by absurdly large ironwork (a horizontal rose arch).Crescent 🌘 of Sun showing behind moon projected onto a white sack during 2026 solar eclipse in Sussex.
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Matt Langley @mattlangleyuk.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Hmmm, I don't care how many times it's "debunked" but I'm certain Google is listening. Last evening whilst putting the bins out I had a chat with my neighbour where he joked that the only thing he got in the divorce was the parasol and the dog. I didn't search parasols. This morning:
An Android Google Search home page showing parasol adverts.
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⭐︎ Kay Hanley ⭐︎ @kayhanley.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
Stegosaurus was extinct for 66 million years before T Rex showed up on the scene.
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Matt Langley @mattlangleyuk.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
On the 23rd July, Trump legalised goods made abroad with slave labour as long as a 10% tariff is paid to the US government to fund projects like his ball room and private aeroplane. That's not some contrived counter interpretation of something else. It's an explicit levy on slave labour.
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Your Internet Friend Tom Tomorrow @tomtomorrow.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
I read Dune when I was a teenager and at the time -- mid 70s, with the promise of computers mostly still tantalizingly on the horizon -- the butlerian jihad didn't really make sense to me. These days, however ...
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Matt Langley @mattlangleyuk.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
Jackdaw and Magpie play date.
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Matt Langley @mattlangleyuk.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
This is exactly how I remember the last interaction between my late cats. * * The interaction did not make either of them late.
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Count Binface @countbinface.osintnet.uk · 08/08/2026
As a bin, I'm outraged Jaywick's been treated like landfill since 2011. It's time to take out the trash in Westminster and put people over politics. Make 13 August Bin Day! #CountBinface #Clacton Bong.
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Henrique Olifiers @olifiers.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
We are about to start loading the ZX Spectrum Next Issue 3 machines into the containers... High seas adventures await! www.kickstarter.com/projects/spe...
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Update 28: Production done: Loading the Nexts with no R Error · ZX Spectrum Next Issue 3
At long last, shipping of the ZX Spectrum Nexts is about to start. All machines are neatly packed onto pallets and ready for loading into the containers for dispatching to our distribution centres in ...
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Count Binface @countbinface.osintnet.uk · 06/08/2026
Thanks for sharing, @mattlangleyuk! As the only candidate with a head for waste, I'll take out the trash - not just the rubbish on our beach, but the kind that costs £5m too. Make 13th August Bin Day! Bong.
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Matt Langley @mattlangleyuk.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
In other news direct sharing from YouTube appears to have been replaced with some kind of personal direct messaging system which embeds your identity, and will inevitably require government id to prove you're 18. Social media sharing boosts traffic, so this seems like a stupid idea.
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