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Matt Knudsen

@mattknudsen.bsky.social
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A budget friendly Jeff Daniels 📺 Shrinking, K&P, Big Bang, ITYSL 🎙 Conan, Late Late Show, Dry Bar 📖 Have I Seen You in Anything? 🇺🇸 Mayor of a Small Town linktr.ee/mattknudsen

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Matt Knudsen @mattknudsen.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Happy Disingenuous People's Day Los Angeles!
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Matt Knudsen @mattknudsen.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
It looks like the weather has already come and gone.
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Taryn T, Duchess of the Blue Sea @tarynt.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
I don’t want an execution made public. I want the Epstein files made public.
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Matt Knudsen @mattknudsen.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Marge: “Wow, look at this place. The house number is spelled out with letters.” Homer: “Get used to it, honey. From now on we'll be spelling everything with letters.”
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Ron Filipkowski @ronfilipkowski.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
The United States is now officially allied with Vladimir Putin and Russia. We will fund Russia’s genocidal war machine in exchange for Putin helping Trump and the Republican Party in the midterms. One of the most shameful and disgusting days in the history of this Republic.
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Matt Knudsen @mattknudsen.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
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Robert Reich @rbreich.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Don't forget that nearly all Republicans in Congress stood by and supported Trump's... -Tax cuts for the rich -Cuts to the social safety net -Iran War -ICE abductions & National Guard deployments -Inflationary tariffs -Blatant corruption His unpopularity is theirs too — and the midterms are here.
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Matt Knudsen @mattknudsen.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Spending OUR tax dollars to put himself on TV when everyone already hates him. Genius!
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Matt Knudsen @mattknudsen.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
You're "tough on crime" but your leader is a convicted felon who literally sells pardons to other convicted felons. Got it.
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Matt Knudsen @mattknudsen.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Wednesday night is the new Sunday afternoon.
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Matt Knudsen @mattknudsen.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Crowdwork Masterclass. #standup #crowdwork #crowdworkcomedian
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Matt Knudsen @mattknudsen.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Using our tax payer dollars to fund his propaganda is heartbreakingly on brand. #sad
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Matt Knudsen @mattknudsen.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I heard the building killed his whole family to make a point.
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Matt Knudsen @mattknudsen.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
That's probably it.
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Matt Knudsen @mattknudsen.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Stood there for 15 minutes and nothing.
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Matt Knudsen @mattknudsen.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
SCARIES – PILOT Not long ago, in a Louisianna bayou, a team of true believers made Scaries. Scaries is a truly unique comedy/horror/mystery. Community meets The X-Files. Find it on YouTube NOW by searching: Scaries – Pilot I could not be more proud of everyone involved. Talented. Kind.
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Matt Knudsen @mattknudsen.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
😑
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Matt Knudsen @mattknudsen.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Every day he makes us weaker. Heartbreaking.
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Matt Knudsen @mattknudsen.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Have you guys noticed how the word ubiquitous is everywhere these days?
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Matt Knudsen @mattknudsen.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Let me know if you ever want to get involved in a beef or flame war.
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Matt Knudsen @mattknudsen.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
I paid them, but only on the condition that they send me the footage so I can update my demo reel. #actor #blessed
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Matt Knudsen @mattknudsen.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Big news gang, this week The Tonight Show is all new with Lisa and Becky G!
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Matt Knudsen @mattknudsen.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
I’m not perfect, but at least I’ve never yelled, “let’s go!“
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Matt Knudsen @mattknudsen.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
First you get the T-shirt, then you get the women.
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Matt Knudsen @mattknudsen.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
True. Love.
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Matt Knudsen @mattknudsen.bsky.social · 12/05/2025
TUESDAY, MAY 20TH! The One Man Variety Show PREMIERS ON: AMAZON PRIME, APPLE TV, GOOGLE PLAY, MICROSOFT X-BOX, YOUTUBE, DIRECTV, DISH, COMCAST, XFINITY... And more!! Shout out to my creative partners at @ComedyDynamics!
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Matt Knudsen @mattknudsen.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
As an entrepreneur, you need to test out several ideas before you eventually land on the one that will ruin you.
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Matt Knudsen @mattknudsen.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
You’re right, LA sucks.
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Matt Knudsen @mattknudsen.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Maybe don’t put your face on everything if people hate your guts.
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Matt Knudsen @mattknudsen.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
I truly love the new gas stations I've been seeing in LA. YOU GOT IT!!! #BRODYSTEVENS
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Matt Knudsen @mattknudsen.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
The Urban Legend is TRUE! #standup #comedy #urbanlegend #piano #jokes
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Matt Knudsen @mattknudsen.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
War is not the answer, which explains why I did so poorly on my SAT's.
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Matt Knudsen @mattknudsen.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Do You Have Allergies? #standup #comedy #standupcomedy #jokes
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Matt Knudsen @mattknudsen.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Let me know if you ever want a video of me pointing at your video.
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Matt Knudsen @mattknudsen.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Everyone says that I'm paranoid. At least I assume they say that.
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Matt Knudsen @mattknudsen.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
Thanks buddy!
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Matt Knudsen @mattknudsen.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
Please keep me in mind for your 1914 - 1967 projects.
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Matt Knudsen @mattknudsen.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
What is The Artist Noise? #standup #comedy #comedian #artist
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Matt Knudsen @mattknudsen.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Karoline Leavitt said she is leaving the White House to spend more time lying to her family. #sad
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Matt Knudsen @mattknudsen.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Life comes at you fast. Yesterday I saw my first grey pube in the shower. I think the guys name is Mike but it’s a big gym. I don’t know everyone.
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Matt Knudsen @mattknudsen.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
Psyche!
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Matt Knudsen @mattknudsen.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
America will be his 7th bankruptcy.
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Matt Knudsen @mattknudsen.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
Respect
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Matt Knudsen @mattknudsen.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
I’m ride or die fat John Goodman.
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Matt Knudsen @mattknudsen.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
KNUDSEN FUN FACT: I only check my retirement account when this is the photo on the business page.
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Matt Knudsen @mattknudsen.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
Now hold on, maybe they're "dodged the draft" medals.
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Matt Knudsen @mattknudsen.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
It's heartbreaking to see him make up preposterous, easily provable lies in real time. And instead of pushing back, watching republicans make his lies their top priority. #sad
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Matt Knudsen @mattknudsen.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
Whataboutism all the way to the end, even when he had nothing to lose. Truly pathetic limp across the finish line.
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Matt Knudsen @mattknudsen.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
More Number Two Movies. Faves from the comments!
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Matt Knudsen @mattknudsen.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
"It's not because you're an insurrectionist, it's because you're a fraud." - Capital One For the life of me, I'll never understand how we lost a decade of our lives to this charlatan.
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