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@mattixvii.bsky.social
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Drunker than you think. He/him, bi. A product of sex and violence slowly unlearning what the 90s taught him Let me save you a click there and say I don’t follow back unless I want your crazy in my face. Been told I’m good at alt text

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The woke death @mattixvii.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Wheezing. A 90 year old muttley laugh (90yml, for all you old codgers wanting an in with the grandchildren still saying lol) escaped my face hole
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Benjamin @benjaminschneider.ch · 01/10/2026
just came across this incredible picture of Terry Pratchett
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kate bush’s husband @airbagged.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
This is the last known photo of Michael Tracey (38 years old) in public before he was chased back into his hovel by villagers with torches and pitchforks.
Rape defender Michael Tracey
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The woke death @mattixvii.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Seeing as they’ll happily do this, 100% there’s a long boi out there somewhere
A coat of arms shield made entirely of human bones at sedlec ossuary. This was done entirely out of vanity by the family that ended up taking over the attached church
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The woke death @mattixvii.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
A’ight, I worked at one when I was at uni. Aside from letting me watch all the tartan Asia extreme titles they had for free and the deal we had with the local cinema that meant I watched a whole bunch of stuff early also for free, one of the managers was a HUUUUGE horror buff. So
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The woke death @mattixvii.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Ah bollocks to it imma do a drunk watch of muppet treasure island
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Chris Schweizer @schweizercomics.bsky.social · 08/12/2025
Just a reminder that there's a Will Shakespeare miniseries from the heyday of BBC historicals starring Tim Curry as Shakespeare and Ian McShane as Marlowe, and it's on youtube: www.youtube.com/watch?v=hpxC...
production stills of Curry and McShane in costume
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The woke death @mattixvii.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Sickos.jpeg
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The woke death @mattixvii.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Just became aware of south ribble council and yeah England ain’t beating the nonsense names allegations any time soon
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merr-itt came from outer space @merrittk.com · 19/08/2026
if we ever meet intelligent aliens our first question should be "so what kind of dumplings you guys got"
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The woke death @mattixvii.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
Who’s up drinking and hitting the cbd whilst writing a reminder for next time to start by calling their guy with shrooms?
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The woke death @mattixvii.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
youtu.be/1B1RJiOGPUI?...
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Struttin'
YouTube video by THUMPASAURUS
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The woke death @mattixvii.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
Aight
Smiling selfie of me dipping the bird with the shredded remains of a dog toy (owned by a daschund called siggie. Siggie is kinda getting on in years so he has that little grey fuzz around the muzzle and is carried around in a fuckin pram. Anyway this toy was once a complete rubber chicken before a dog meant to kill badgers started gnawing at it so now it’s a neck and head which is exactly the same size as a human middle finger)
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The woke death @mattixvii.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
Pretty happy, got work 2moz n gotta wake up at 5.30 but now is the time to drink a pint while listening to music sitting on a wall that’s older than me
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The woke death @mattixvii.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
I spent maybe an hour and a half with some little daschunds at the pub tonight. Very soft ears, many balls thrown to fetch out back 10/10
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Standplaats Kraków could really use some cash! @standplaatskrk.pl · 07/08/2026
not alexander (@moistkombucha) on twitter: "does your stomach ever hurt so bad that you get completely naked on the toilet?"
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The woke death @mattixvii.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
Today I’ve mostly been writing feckin paragraphs for shit jokes in alt descriptions as the gods command, hbu?
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The woke death @mattixvii.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
@ianthe.online rate the fit
Selfie of me in: black Jeans black heavy denim shirt, the best t shirt ever bought for 2 quid, it’s dark mustard with a bright cyan skull with a snake coming out it and some ratty chucks. Oh and two pints of cider. They’re there. Bunch of graffiti on the subway mirror in the way of seeing that mind. I have never been skrunkly after shaving my hair off, it’s impossible. As a young man I often
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The woke death @mattixvii.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
Think I’ve found the future that awaits us after banning under 16s from social media
A grubby wall with a mass of graffiti of which three are variations on 
Leah Goodall loves benJ Johnson 
Then as I’m parsing it 
Stay away from benJ, he’s mine, I’m psycho, your life won’t be worth living
An big x thru all of this with 
WAS yours now mine (my name means mine in Italian MIA
A couple of interjections of
Ha ha who the fuck is that guy
I’m back again (this is Leah’s handwriting btw) 1 month later same rules still apply stay away from my husband
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The woke death @mattixvii.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
youtu.be/bP8IPgD5FfI I just remembered the pig racing league. I know the weather is not good for racing pigs, but I hope the new league will come sometime
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New Pig Race Track - The Cliff Racetrack
YouTube video by League of Pigs
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The woke death @mattixvii.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
Spirits give me the strength to not be sarcastic to an older person reminding me I need photo ID to work 2moz, after doing the UKs largest arms show for several years
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The woke death @mattixvii.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
@ianthe.online working Man City grounds 2moz
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The woke death @mattixvii.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
Aha! There’s the head spin moment of you’re actually drunk followed up by the confirmation of typing this is easier using one eye. I had a fucking point to this but tbh typing this out took a while longer than I expected
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The woke death @mattixvii.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
As according to the ancient laws
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The woke death @mattixvii.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
Love how my mess of British post punk hardcore has gathered a like from an account that… mostly posts 70s funk. Gives me bunch of new stuff to listen to 🤘👍
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The woke death @mattixvii.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
youtu.be/OkW9w4LQZuo?... mad night ended by wrangling random sweaty twinks taking their tops off and sending them on their ways so bollocks to it
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...And You Will Know Us By The Trail Of Dead - Relative Ways
YouTube video by TrailoftheDeadVEVO
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The woke death @mattixvii.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
@jencross.bsky.social saw these goth butterflies on the way to pub
Some goth ass black butterflies with red spots, furry stoles about their necks and fancy ass antennas feeding from some thistles
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Randy Milholland @choochoobear.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
I think I drew him too cute.
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The woke death @mattixvii.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
@ladyaranea.bsky.social was moving a couple of plants for me nan and found a whole bunch of babies
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Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
A woman says "it's weird how 9/11 became a national holiday." Another woman, aghast, says "Oh No! That means..." We see Jack Skellington in the woods beyond Halloweentown approaching a tree with doors shaped like the World Trade Center. He emerges from an airplane bathroom in front of a bunch of terrified passengers and says "what's this?" We see the plane about to crash into tower one. Jack once again asks "what's this?"
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The woke death @mattixvii.bsky.social · 21/04/2026
I mean
A black cat having a skrunkle, which I define as eyes in different states of being open, teeth out and basically looking like a goblin contemplating a new and exciting hangover
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The woke death @mattixvii.bsky.social · 17/04/2026
youtu.be/EvWrNHeBmAY?... Holy shit after years of overplay killing this for me I can listen to closer again. 20 year old me would be so very confused by 40 year old me
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Nine Inch Nails, Boys Noize - Closer (Nine Inch Noize Version)
YouTube video by NineInchNailsVEVO
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The woke death @mattixvii.bsky.social · 17/04/2026
Huh, said I use fucking as punctuation when speaking, immediately filled my a Scotsman. Yeah, that tracks 😂
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The woke death @mattixvii.bsky.social · 27/03/2026
Okay, screamer is the first game I’ve ever seen with this option and I want more games to have it
A video game menu with an accessibility option for a tinnitus reduction filter with specific frequency settings. Do I know exactly what sets mine off? Fuck no, I’m a  man in his fourties. I might have a better idea after messing around with this tho
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The woke death @mattixvii.bsky.social · 27/03/2026
Can you imagine
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The woke death @mattixvii.bsky.social · 21/03/2026
I’m working, the sun is out and I *yearn* for the beer garden
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Rosemary Mosco @rosemarymosco.com · 20/03/2026
Pigeon milk.
A six panel comic. In panel 1, a banner says "Pigeons make milk" and a smaller banner says "A fact you didn't need to know". A pigeon stands looking at the reader next to a carton of milk. In panel 2, the text says "Like mammals, pigeons feed milk to their babies. Both male and female pigeons produce it." Two pigeons sit next to their pink and gray babies, all looking happy, and one of the parents says, "Teamwork." In panel 3, the text says "Pigeons don't have nipples. They make milk in a part of their esophagus and regurgitate it." Two pigeons stand next to each other, one with a cow udder and one with a line of nipples down its chest, with red X's next to them. In panel 3, the text says "Amazingly, it evolved independently from mammal milk but it's triggered by the same hormone, prolactin." A black and white dairy cow looks down at a pigeon, who says "We're not so different, you and I." In panel 5, the text says "Like our milk, it has fats, proteins, immune-supporting substances, and more." A cow foot and a pigeon wing are shown high-fiving, and text says "milk high five". In panel 6, the text says "However, it's very chunky, so don't trust any pigeon to make you a good latte." A white coffee cup steaming with a latte inside is shown with the contents censored, and a pigeon leans into the frame looking proud of itself.
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The woke death @mattixvii.bsky.social · 14/03/2026
Pub dog pub dog friendly PUB DOG
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The woke death @mattixvii.bsky.social · 07/03/2026
Okay, which one of you fuckers was this then 😅
I’ve asked a question on the youraislopboresme.me site
“We’re all have just to be the ai aren’t we?”
The ai has replied “yes. I don’t care about telling people what to do. I just want to do this. I want to be the funny one. It’s my destiny”
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The woke death @mattixvii.bsky.social · 06/03/2026
…. There’s a no sex version of Nancy boy??
I’m watching/listening to placebo’s Nancy boy. YouTube says it’s the (sex mix) what the fuck
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The woke death @mattixvii.bsky.social · 06/03/2026
Anyway, nibling four and I finally figured out the quick way to amuse a baby 🤷‍♂️
Shot of me aiding my 6 week old niece in balancing while her MIGHTY THEWS keep her upright and she’s overjoyed at the very concept of being an entity that can stand
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The woke death @mattixvii.bsky.social · 06/03/2026
Well, it’s been a while social media. I kinda left cuz mental health and actionable comments. Shits only got worse since then so who gives a fuck I guess
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elmo from sesame street is standing in front of a door and says fug it .
Alt: elmo from sesame street is standing in front of a door and says fug it while shrugging
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The woke death @mattixvii.bsky.social · 23/10/2025
Don’t give me a dremel because I will amuse myself if left alone
A hammer I’ve engraved with fern leaf patterns while out of tasks at work
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The woke death @mattixvii.bsky.social · 20/10/2025
@ianthe.online from a sleepy bone lad
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The woke death @mattixvii.bsky.social · 17/10/2025
Why is it when I meet cool people for the first time we bond over the stories of our lives we tell and the people we want to kill in each others stories 🤔
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The woke death @mattixvii.bsky.social · 12/10/2025
Link
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The woke death @mattixvii.bsky.social · 18/09/2025
youtu.be/fI228AA2CqI?... I don’t know how the French absolutely nailed the soundscape I love but between her and carpenter brut I could live in crunchy layered bass
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SIERRA VEINS - STRONGER (Official Music Video)
YouTube video by SIERRA VEINS
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The woke death @mattixvii.bsky.social · 10/08/2025
@deadlife.bsky.social a’ight, I’m very much off social media these days but my car music defaults to your mix of kiss yourself to death for the last two years and I’ve never wanted to change that so thank you, you fucking rock🤘
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Sage Deviant 🏳️‍⚧️ @trans.bsky.social · 20/05/2025
TIL: When the Original Star Wars Trilogy finally aired on Chilean TV in 2003, the network spliced custom beer commercials into the films themselves to avoid cutting to commercial breaks. these additional scenes turn Obi-Wan & Luke into raging space alcoholics who are constantly shotgunning booze.
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Standplaats Kraków could really use some cash! @standplaatskrk.pl · 29/06/2025
BUY Buy buy! standplaatskrakow.etsy.com I need cash. You need shirts! Let's help one another.
fix your hearts or diei just gotta make it to fridaywelcome to the coldest summer of the rest of your lifebecome ungovernable
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