The woke death @mattixvii.bsky.social · 10/10/2026Wheezing. A 90 year old muttley laugh (90yml, for all you old codgers wanting an in with the grandchildren still saying lol) escaped my face hole 020
Reposted by The woke deathBenjamin @benjaminschneider.ch · 01/10/2026just came across this incredible picture of Terry Pratchett 8467581582
Reposted by The woke deathkate bush’s husband @airbagged.bsky.social · 30/09/2026This is the last known photo of Michael Tracey (38 years old) in public before he was chased back into his hovel by villagers with torches and pitchforks. 5236924
The woke death @mattixvii.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Seeing as they’ll happily do this, 100% there’s a long boi out there somewhere 101
The woke death @mattixvii.bsky.social · 31/08/2026A’ight, I worked at one when I was at uni. Aside from letting me watch all the tartan Asia extreme titles they had for free and the deal we had with the local cinema that meant I watched a whole bunch of stuff early also for free, one of the managers was a HUUUUGE horror buff. So 221
The woke death @mattixvii.bsky.social · 27/08/2026Ah bollocks to it imma do a drunk watch of muppet treasure island 010
Reposted by The woke deathChris Schweizer @schweizercomics.bsky.social · 08/12/2025Just a reminder that there's a Will Shakespeare miniseries from the heyday of BBC historicals starring Tim Curry as Shakespeare and Ian McShane as Marlowe, and it's on youtube: www.youtube.com/watch?v=hpxC... 513027959
The woke death @mattixvii.bsky.social · 21/08/2026Just became aware of south ribble council and yeah England ain’t beating the nonsense names allegations any time soon 000
Reposted by The woke deathmerr-itt came from outer space @merrittk.com · 19/08/2026if we ever meet intelligent aliens our first question should be "so what kind of dumplings you guys got" 1130540
The woke death @mattixvii.bsky.social · 16/08/2026Who’s up drinking and hitting the cbd whilst writing a reminder for next time to start by calling their guy with shrooms? 000
The woke death @mattixvii.bsky.social · 16/08/2026youtu.be/1B1RJiOGPUI?...youtu.beStruttin'YouTube video by THUMPASAURUS 000
The woke death @mattixvii.bsky.social · 07/08/2026Pretty happy, got work 2moz n gotta wake up at 5.30 but now is the time to drink a pint while listening to music sitting on a wall that’s older than me 010
The woke death @mattixvii.bsky.social · 07/08/2026I spent maybe an hour and a half with some little daschunds at the pub tonight. Very soft ears, many balls thrown to fetch out back 10/10 010
Reposted by The woke deathStandplaats Kraków could really use some cash! @standplaatskrk.pl · 07/08/2026 717524
The woke death @mattixvii.bsky.social · 07/08/2026Today I’ve mostly been writing feckin paragraphs for shit jokes in alt descriptions as the gods command, hbu? 110
The woke death @mattixvii.bsky.social · 07/08/2026Think I’ve found the future that awaits us after banning under 16s from social media 121
The woke death @mattixvii.bsky.social · 07/08/2026youtu.be/bP8IPgD5FfI I just remembered the pig racing league. I know the weather is not good for racing pigs, but I hope the new league will come sometimeyoutu.beNew Pig Race Track - The Cliff RacetrackYouTube video by League of Pigs 000
The woke death @mattixvii.bsky.social · 07/08/2026Spirits give me the strength to not be sarcastic to an older person reminding me I need photo ID to work 2moz, after doing the UKs largest arms show for several years 000
The woke death @mattixvii.bsky.social · 28/07/2026Aha! There’s the head spin moment of you’re actually drunk followed up by the confirmation of typing this is easier using one eye. I had a fucking point to this but tbh typing this out took a while longer than I expected 000
The woke death @mattixvii.bsky.social · 21/06/2026Love how my mess of British post punk hardcore has gathered a like from an account that… mostly posts 70s funk. Gives me bunch of new stuff to listen to 🤘👍 000
The woke death @mattixvii.bsky.social · 21/06/2026youtu.be/OkW9w4LQZuo?... mad night ended by wrangling random sweaty twinks taking their tops off and sending them on their ways so bollocks to ityoutu.be...And You Will Know Us By The Trail Of Dead - Relative WaysYouTube video by TrailoftheDeadVEVO 110
The woke death @mattixvii.bsky.social · 21/06/2026@jencross.bsky.social saw these goth butterflies on the way to pub 010
Reposted by The woke deathRandy Milholland @choochoobear.bsky.social · 29/05/2026I think I drew him too cute. 745998
The woke death @mattixvii.bsky.social · 28/05/2026@ladyaranea.bsky.social was moving a couple of plants for me nan and found a whole bunch of babies 110
The woke death @mattixvii.bsky.social · 17/04/2026youtu.be/EvWrNHeBmAY?... Holy shit after years of overplay killing this for me I can listen to closer again. 20 year old me would be so very confused by 40 year old meyoutu.beNine Inch Nails, Boys Noize - Closer (Nine Inch Noize Version)YouTube video by NineInchNailsVEVO 000
The woke death @mattixvii.bsky.social · 17/04/2026Huh, said I use fucking as punctuation when speaking, immediately filled my a Scotsman. Yeah, that tracks 😂 000
The woke death @mattixvii.bsky.social · 27/03/2026Okay, screamer is the first game I’ve ever seen with this option and I want more games to have it 030
The woke death @mattixvii.bsky.social · 21/03/2026I’m working, the sun is out and I *yearn* for the beer garden 000
The woke death @mattixvii.bsky.social · 06/03/2026Anyway, nibling four and I finally figured out the quick way to amuse a baby 🤷♂️ 120
The woke death @mattixvii.bsky.social · 06/03/2026Well, it’s been a while social media. I kinda left cuz mental health and actionable comments. Shits only got worse since then so who gives a fuck I guessmedia.tenor.comelmo from sesame street is standing in front of a door and says fug it .Alt: elmo from sesame street is standing in front of a door and says fug it while shrugging 010
The woke death @mattixvii.bsky.social · 23/10/2025Don’t give me a dremel because I will amuse myself if left alone 010
The woke death @mattixvii.bsky.social · 17/10/2025Why is it when I meet cool people for the first time we bond over the stories of our lives we tell and the people we want to kill in each others stories 🤔 000
The woke death @mattixvii.bsky.social · 18/09/2025youtu.be/fI228AA2CqI?... I don’t know how the French absolutely nailed the soundscape I love but between her and carpenter brut I could live in crunchy layered bassyoutu.beSIERRA VEINS - STRONGER (Official Music Video)YouTube video by SIERRA VEINS 110
The woke death @mattixvii.bsky.social · 10/08/2025@deadlife.bsky.social a’ight, I’m very much off social media these days but my car music defaults to your mix of kiss yourself to death for the last two years and I’ve never wanted to change that so thank you, you fucking rock🤘 010
Reposted by The woke deathSage Deviant 🏳️⚧️ @trans.bsky.social · 20/05/2025TIL: When the Original Star Wars Trilogy finally aired on Chilean TV in 2003, the network spliced custom beer commercials into the films themselves to avoid cutting to commercial breaks. these additional scenes turn Obi-Wan & Luke into raging space alcoholics who are constantly shotgunning booze. 16542681431
Reposted by The woke deathStandplaats Kraków could really use some cash! @standplaatskrk.pl · 29/06/2025BUY Buy buy! standplaatskrakow.etsy.com I need cash. You need shirts! Let's help one another. 16570