mattitations @mattitations.bsky.social · 2hme liking all of my mutual’s postsstatic.klipy.comCat Typing on LaptopALT: Cat Typing on Laptop 120
mattitations @mattitations.bsky.social · 2hwhen I was in college, it was before ubiquitous laptops so all my notes and exams where handwritten. but by the time I went to law school a few years later it was all laptops all the time. and honestly it was better. I type waaaay faster than I scribble 010
mattitations @mattitations.bsky.social · 2hpeople used to write things down on a piece of paper. there was a whole indiana jones movie about itstatic.klipy.comIndiana Jones: The Pen is MightierALT: Indiana Jones: The Pen is Mightier 150
Reposted by mattitationsViktor Winetrout @viktorwinetrout.bsky.social · 4hIf you love the boys, set them free. If they come back to town, they’re yours 1432992
mattitations @mattitations.bsky.social · 3hby the time I got my first iphone (which was a godsend in this one way only) I had literally 20-30 slips of paper in the passenger pocket 000
mattitations @mattitations.bsky.social · 3hwant to go adam’s? there’s a piece of paper for that the movie theater on wesleyan? a shred of legal paper with handwritten directions 100
mattitations @mattitations.bsky.social · 3hI have the absolute worst sense of direction (inherited from my dad). When I moved to houston (before iphones) I would look up the place I was going online, write down directions and then keep that piece of paper in the pocket on the back of the passenger seat in case I wanted to go back 130
mattitations @mattitations.bsky.social · 3hsaw it when it came out when I was in college. I did not get it. 000
mattitations @mattitations.bsky.social · 3hwe went when it was a bbq place and a hamburger place. hope it stays a taco place for a while! 000
mattitations @mattitations.bsky.social · 4his that the new-ish taco place across from heb on shepherd? little taco shop? how is it? we’ve seen it but haven’t been 100
mattitations @mattitations.bsky.social · 9hoh friend, I’m so sorry. I’m sure you gave tory a life of love and joy 010
mattitations @mattitations.bsky.social · 01/10/2026now that the #whitesox breezed by us in the playoffs, I can admit that they’re a fun team and a great story. 040
mattitations @mattitations.bsky.social · 01/10/2026*bare naked ladies voice* 🎶 lying in bed writing emails in my head and I’m soon to be dead and my email’s left unreeeaaaddddd 020
Reposted by mattitationsJake Meyers Fan Club Member @delraz09.bsky.social · 30/09/2026See y'all in 2028. 051
mattitations @mattitations.bsky.social · 30/09/2026a new associate started this week me: wanna go to my hearing with me on thursday? associate: totally. do i gotta wear a suit? me: congratulations you chose to become a lawyer! #lawsky ⚖️ 040
mattitations @mattitations.bsky.social · 30/09/2026wow. I thought people on jeopardy were supposed to be smart. 100
mattitations @mattitations.bsky.social · 29/09/2026I had to look up whether schmitt is a lawyer himself and wikipedia says he was for almost a decade before entering the missouri senate. as you say, this is all kayfabe but I’m still amazed by his rake-stomping here 010
mattitations @mattitations.bsky.social · 29/09/2026playoff baseball is october ball even in september those are the rules handed down by abner octoberday 060
mattitations @mattitations.bsky.social · 29/09/2026omg i didn’t even realize he was still playing jeesy creesy #gocoogs 010
mattitations @mattitations.bsky.social · 29/09/2026🎶 hello bony my old friend tell your dog I said hi again 040
mattitations @mattitations.bsky.social · 29/09/2026excuse me do you know *hard* it is to be perfect at anything at all? 240
mattitations @mattitations.bsky.social · 28/09/2026let’s see, how can I word this… “counsel apologizes to the court for it being too dumb to see that tenikle has acted diligently…” hm, maybe a touch too strong “… for its perception” yeah that’s just right 👌 000
mattitations @mattitations.bsky.social · 28/09/2026static.klipy.comBertha Crazy: Trippy Skull AnimationALT: Bertha Crazy: Trippy Skull Animation 110
mattitations @mattitations.bsky.social · 28/09/2026static.klipy.comBeyonce Blow A KissALT: Beyonce Blow A Kiss 110
mattitations @mattitations.bsky.social · 28/09/2026static.klipy.comBeyonce Queen: Bow DownAlt: Beyonce Queen: Bow Down 010
mattitations @mattitations.bsky.social · 28/09/2026for my mariners friends: bsky.app/profile/matt... 030
![“Bongo” Ballpoint pen, pencil, watercolor, acrylic paint, and a little colored pencil.
Our man is in trouble this time, reader. Art supplies are scattered around a painting of an abstract cityscape. On the canvas we see a man in a telephone booth making a frantic call to his cat, Bongo. In the foreground, an answering machine is taking his voicemail, [Leave a message at the beep] --- “Bongo, Daddy got stuck in the painting. Go get help, Bongo.” Bongo stands at the base of the easel looking at the phone. Her tail in the air and ears perked up. Whether she’ll be able to help is open to interpretation.
Artist’s note: One of my favorites from the Spooky Pants book. I was playing around with the idea of a painting coming to life (like that guy in Ghostbusters 2) and kind of fumbled my way into this version. I really draw a lot of corded phones. I won’t stop.](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:hkxtqxfvk4xh2roqbkebmoiq/bafkreid675pobhckre5wbkxub5qfu3vaxbls7mpuhlcidhvbbrjw6iua2e)
