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Matt Hix

@matthix.bsky.social
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You may have met me once on AOL, Friendster, MySpace, Facebook or Twitter. CO>NY>CO. Dog dad, and favorite uncle. 🏳️‍🌈🤓

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Matt Hix @matthix.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Sorta feel the same about people who retweet themselves.
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Matt Hix @matthix.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I hope @colorado.gov is proud while he counts his money and plans for tax breaks.
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Matt Hix @matthix.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Sean Cody whomst?
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Tyler King @tyleraking.com · 30/09/2026
As a general rule, men who defend rapists are rapists or at least holding space in case they decide to become rapists later.
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Matt Hix @matthix.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
If he just spent the money on eyebrows we would be better off!
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Matt Hix @matthix.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
We’re gonna go to Media Play for the midnight release of the new LLM. The reviews have said it creates really good track 9’a I can’t wait.
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Matt Hix @matthix.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Were used to it considering the type of person who commonly has the name.
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Matt Hix @matthix.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Weird AI picture. What else is made up?
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Matt Hix @matthix.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Undoubtedly saw a homeless kid asking to help feed his dying puppy
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Tim Waits @ironweed.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Tesla is the most Bill Maher coded make of car, you'd have to go back to when the Mafia drove Lincolns to find a closer fit
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Matt Hix @matthix.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
What a truly interesting thing for him to comment on. And how. Sometimes these hell sites can be entertaining.
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Matt Hix @matthix.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I hope she stays winning
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Matt Hix @matthix.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Has anyone played it on a guitar?
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Matt Hix @matthix.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Good thing they didn’t include his mug shot, we’d see another white man doing terrible things.
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Matt Hix @matthix.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
SEA-TAC never ceases to amaze me at how terrible an airport it is. At this point just close down.
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Eoin Higgins @eoinhiggins.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
You’re right—that plane shouldn’t have gone there. That’s my fault, and I should have made sure there wasn’t a terminal in the landing path. Would you like me to call emergency services, or assist with lining up takeoffs?
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Matt Hix @matthix.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
What a privilege. Thank you for sharing your whiteness! Not sure we needed it, but appreciate you letting us know who you are
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Matt Hix @matthix.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
We’re so desperate to kill people.
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Matt Hix @matthix.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Really desirable retailer.
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The Tennessee Holler @thetnholler.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
UPDATE: Trump to sell $2.8 billion of giant 2000-pound bombs to 🇮🇱😕 (But sure keep canceling macklemore for saying this is bad) www.washingtonpost.com/national-sec...
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Matt Hix @matthix.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
That blonde woman needs to write less. This is too much. Maybe she knows that.
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Andrew Lawrence @ndrew.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
reporters werent “barred” from recording, the powerful people they are covering asked them not to record and they immediately complied and hid whats happening from their audience
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Matt Hix @matthix.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
So more billionaires deciding who performs. We’re not doing this based on ticket sales by more, just rich man pearl clutching his way through supporting a genocidal nation.
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Matt Hix @matthix.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
But why when you can still litmus test trans policy? What a joke they are this cycle.
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Matt Hix @matthix.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
If you have to explain how capitalism works in 2026 before you explain your topic then we’re all toast.
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Matt Hix @matthix.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
The font choice alone was clear it wasn’t AI
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Blue Heron Farm @blueheronfarm.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Who is the audience for a show where every hour is just a guy logging in to track his ex via flock cameras
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Matt Hix @matthix.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Honestly it seems like he’s finally embracing his daughter if he agrees that people are how they present themselves to be. I won’t give him any credit because it’s not his intention, he’s just dumb and wealthy.
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Matt Hix @matthix.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Are we sure this doesn’t cause both? Asking for a friend.
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Matt Hix @matthix.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
It’s only a big deal with American Jews who are zionists and pro that “country”. For the American Jews who are put in a bad spot because of a genocide they do y support…they’re not as much up in arms it seems but less funded. The non Jews who are pro that “country” are being paid.
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Matt Hix @matthix.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
If I was that level of wealthy, I would 100% hire someone to wear this and give me the best hugs.
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Matt Hix @matthix.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Why does Israel want to keep ICE?
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Matt Hix @matthix.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Imagine thanking Goebbels. I’m sorry you have no self respect.
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Matt Hix @matthix.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
I’ve been here since Woke 0: The Black Square.
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Kyle Clark @kylec.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
Victor Marx has faced criticism from fellow Republicans who have said the ministry leader is a con man, a grifter, and a fraud. His campaign did not respond to our questions about who was running the site or where the money is going.
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Goldstein (still not a pseudonym) @goldstein.latinsky.app · 05/08/2026
They stole ALL the Flock cameras in Winona.

WINONA MINNESOTA
POLICE
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Press Release
Winona Police Department
8/4/26
On 8/1/26, the Winona Police Department discovered that all eight of our city's Flock cameras were missing. That evening, an officer noted that there'd been no recent activity on the cameras. Officers subsequently checked the various locations where the Flock cameras were placed and found that the poles were cut down near the base. Officers located the poles nearby in the weeds, but the cameras had been removed. As of 8/4/26, the cameras have not been located.
The stolen cameras were stationed in the following areas:
Two near Hwy 61/Bundy Blvd
Two near Hwy 61/Hwy 14
Two near Hwy 14/Knopp Valley Dr
Two near Hwy 43/Homer Rd
The timeframe of the thefts appears to be between July 29th and August 1st.
The cost to replace each camera and pole is approximately $3,000.
The investigation remains active and ongoing.
Anyone with information related to the thefts can contact the Winona Police Department at 507-457-6302 or by calling Winona Area Crimestoppers at 507-457-6530. You can also submit a tip online through https://winonaare acrimestoppers.com.
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Matt Hix @matthix.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
“Narrow win” says a lot
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Matt Hix @matthix.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
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Scotts Tots The Office
Alt: Scotts Tots The Office
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Matt Hix @matthix.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
And then double it. And that’s just people in leadership positions.
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Mayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani @mayor.nyc.gov · 22/07/2026
Benjamin Netanyahu is a war criminal.
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Matt Hix @matthix.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
Was in HBO distribution at the time that “à la carte” was beginning, and we all knew that people didn’t know what they were asking for and it would all come back together again. 🙃🫠
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Matt Hix @matthix.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
They won’t acknowledge the past until they have their own experiences just like this after their frontal lobe finishes developing.
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Matt Hix @matthix.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
Say goodbye to Pizza Hut.
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Matt Hix @matthix.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
He wants to see your bones. It must be love!
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Matt Hix @matthix.bsky.social · 18/05/2026
I mean, he’s a billionaire, so he’s never been on any side but his own.
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Zeteo @zeteo.com · 17/05/2026
This week in Palestine: - Israeli settlers forced a Palestinian family to dig up their father’s body - Israeli forces killed more children - Israel said it’s suing the New York Times over a report on Israeli sexual violence Read Zeteo’s weekly roundup: zeteo.com/p/israeli-fo...
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Matt Hix @matthix.bsky.social · 02/05/2026
Is it a difficult job worrying about what other people wear?
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Matt Hix @matthix.bsky.social · 28/04/2026
My nephew described another kid as someone who looks like they should be named Owen.
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Matt Hix @matthix.bsky.social · 10/04/2026
If it means *those* straight guys won’t be working, then yes. It’s very gay.
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Matt Hix @matthix.bsky.social · 09/04/2026
I like that Iran saw how Americans were wrapped up in Kendrick vs Drake and knew exactly how to produce their propaganda videos.
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