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Matthew Wilkes

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Matthew Wilkes @matthewwilkes.name · 16/07/2026
Beer delivery has arrived #emfcamp
A man on a brompton bike, with a keg on a trailer behind
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Matthew Wilkes @matthewwilkes.name · 14/07/2026
On the way to EMF!
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👻madeline bOoOoOoOodent👻 @oldenoughtosay.com · 16/06/2026
I know you lot aren’t the ones who need to hear this, but: all a ban does is make the banned thing less safe, ever. Kids are gonna keep going online and now they are going to meet a predator who’s going to be able to threaten them with “you’ll get in trouble if you tell anyone”
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Matthew Wilkes @matthewwilkes.name · 06/05/2026
We were considering decoding the commands to the LCD to reconstruct the buffer, as part of a testing harness
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Matthew Wilkes @matthewwilkes.name · 06/05/2026
Ah, right, and moving the ctx framebuffer to the PSRAM will increase the DMA load, I think. Bluetooth and Wifi use that peripheral also, so it might help a bit, but obviously not good for the badge in general
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Matthew Wilkes @matthewwilkes.name · 06/05/2026
Absolutely, and always love to see new fun badge hacks. So, did it not free up as much space as expected, and this is preventing MP from allocating heap, do you reckon? Just wondering where else you could get some RAM from. Maybe disabling some components like wifi, but feels like a poor option.
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Matthew Wilkes @matthewwilkes.name · 06/05/2026
This very much made the badge team smile during our sync just now.
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Matthew Wilkes @matthewwilkes.name · 06/05/2026
Also, I would love a photo if you have it hooked up to a CRT. Even if it's a broken image with bad sync, so long as therenis structure visible
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Matthew Wilkes @matthewwilkes.name · 05/05/2026
Want to try uncommenting the PSRAM move macro on line 33 of gc9a01/display.c? That should move 100kb or so to PSRAM
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Matthew Wilkes @matthewwilkes.name · 05/05/2026
It would be so good to have that, though! How much RAM do you need? 240×240, or is it multiple bytes per pixel?
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Matthew Wilkes @matthewwilkes.name · 05/05/2026
👀 Are you allocating memory yourself, or reusing the ctx framebuffer? I imagine timing is hard if you're running the whole OS, so I would guess you're interrupting it?
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Matthew Wilkes @matthewwilkes.name · 04/05/2026
He's here!
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Karen Carpenter’s Halloween @kellylink.bsky.social · 20/04/2026
This Is Just To Say I have turned off the AI features that were in the update and which you were probably hoping to monetize Fuck you they were stupid so unnecessary and so annoying
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Matthew Wilkes @matthewwilkes.name · 11/04/2026
"Most or all of this image was edited or generated with Google AI."
Screenshot of gemini confirming it generated this image
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Matthew Wilkes @matthewwilkes.name · 03/04/2026
The 'German' answer to this question is so, so accurate. german.millermanschool.com
Question 6 of the test, about relationships with rules
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Boak & Bailey (Jess & Ray) @boakandbailey.bsky.social · 29/03/2026
Well, there's one for the photo library. It'll be handy, this.
Signs on a BrewDog bar crossed out with black plumbers tape.
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Matthew Wilkes @matthewwilkes.name · 29/03/2026
Love it. I was tempted to stand in the road to try and frame this better.
A closed BrewDog bar with an unrelated traffic sign saying "changed priorities ahead"
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Anon Opin @anonopin.bsky.social · 18/03/2026
Let's not pretend that networking events are socials. They aren't. They are ghastly business events with alcohol. All the misery of meeting people you don't want to plus the insult of them being raucously drunk. The inventor should be deeply ashamed of themselves.
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Matthew Wilkes @matthewwilkes.name · 07/03/2026
This website is the best thing ever. youraislopbores.me
A conversation:
You asked for an image: Generate an inage of a lion working in an office
"ai" responded: an image of a crude but very cute lion typing at a computer showing 📈 on screen
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Marie Gardiner @mariegardiner.bsky.social · 06/03/2026
Oh my god Lmao youraislopbores.me
A fake ai prompt where i have written draw a capybara having a relaxing bath and am waiting on a human pretending to be an ai to respondThe response to the prompt, a basic drawing (from a human) of a capybara in water with a little heart above him
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Matthew Wilkes @matthewwilkes.name · 02/03/2026
All I know is that kindness is not one of them
A screenshot of a life in the UK practice test, showing the message "That's right! Kindness is not one of the British Values"
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Matthew Wilkes @matthewwilkes.name · 25/02/2026
Looking for this symbol, I found people on metastackexchangeoverflow saying that it was meaningless/there is no relationship between A and B, but I think it means that A and B form part of a weak ordering. The bus may come in 3 minutes, or 84.2 minutes, but not in the identity quaternion minutes.
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Matthew Wilkes @matthewwilkes.name · 25/02/2026
One of my local bus routes used to advertise "up to every five minutes or better" which I can only interpret as the interval between buses being greater than, equal to, or less than 5 minutes.
A latex render of A < = > B, with the symbols stacked
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Matthew Wilkes @matthewwilkes.name · 09/02/2026
I feel like @ericof.com and the rest of the Plone community is responsible for this
Me on the map, placed on the border of Norwegian Progressive Intellectuals and Portugese speaking progressive community, near wordpress community
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Matthew Wilkes @matthewwilkes.name · 27/01/2026
I just checked. It managed to bill me correctly a whopping 25% of the time (the only time I left without purchasing something). The procedure to fix misbilling is to _print the receipt and go to speak to a member of staff in person_. Such a perfect microcosm of the AI user experience.
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Matthew Wilkes @matthewwilkes.name · 27/01/2026
Attending BETT at the ExCeL last week involved hearing a lot about AI, as you would expect. Coincidentally, just about the only shop without huge queues was an unstaffed "Just Walk Out technology by Amazon" stall, that uses 'AI' to detect purchases.
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Matthew Wilkes @matthewwilkes.name · 26/01/2026
BREAKING: something that happened last week, but I just got around to reading
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Matthew Wilkes @matthewwilkes.name · 24/01/2026
Looking at renewing my Yorkshire Cricket Club membership for another year, and I spot that they now offer lifetime memberships. "Well, that's an interesting idea", I think. I wonder when I would break even. Assuming 4% inflation, I would be 70.
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Matthew Wilkes @matthewwilkes.name · 19/01/2026
Set it to 73, but convince yourself it isn't base 10. It is even in base 9.
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Matthew Wilkes @matthewwilkes.name · 03/01/2026
I have the good fortune to be turning 40 on the last day of EMF this year. No amount of transformation could compete with EMF madness.
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Matthew Wilkes @matthewwilkes.name · 24/12/2025
It is the opposite for me this year. For the first time in at least 5 years, the TV has not been switched to internal speakers, bypassing the sound bar.
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Matthew Wilkes @matthewwilkes.name · 13/11/2025
Oh god.
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Matthew Wilkes @matthewwilkes.name · 13/11/2025
That was the last hostel room I stayed in, and by far the most fun
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Matthew Wilkes @matthewwilkes.name · 31/08/2025
It installed from the app store for me!
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Matthew Wilkes @matthewwilkes.name · 18/08/2025
Was in Edinburgh for the weekend. This morning I tried to get a square and egg roll, but they gave me link and egg. Disaster.
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Matthew Wilkes @matthewwilkes.name · 14/08/2025
This was a great trip
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Matthew Wilkes @matthewwilkes.name · 02/06/2025
Watching the Kaiser Chiefs at Temple Newsam on Saturday, and they start being very Leeds United. Something tells me that for most of the attendees, something amazing is happening. Great concert, I just don't know my trophies and my strikers.
A large crowd at an outdoor stage. Almost all taking videos on their phones.
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Glenn Pegden @glenn.pegden.com · 10/05/2025
I finally got around to trying gandalf.lackera.ai and it was a real fun way to kill an hour (even if one tricke solved many step)
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Matthew Wilkes @matthewwilkes.name · 10/05/2025
Just tried it, that was fun. Level 7 was the most fun, I got it so close a few times before it would clam up.
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Matthew Wilkes @matthewwilkes.name · 10/05/2025
Why are people so keen to outsource all their creativity and artistry and _fun_ to LLMs?
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Matthew Wilkes @matthewwilkes.name · 10/05/2025
The latest depressing experience with vibe coding.. A really fun little self-contained project, a treat for myself around the less technical tasks. Anyway, some more junior engineers have some free time, and offer to help. Their first suggestion, outsource it all to Gemini.
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Matthew Wilkes @matthewwilkes.name · 28/02/2025
The only time I remember seeing a 4 order-of-magnitude speedup was early in my career, when one engineer (who guarded his code like a dragon's horde) told another "you won't get more than a few milliseconds out of that, I've microoptimised it".
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Matthew Wilkes @matthewwilkes.name · 06/01/2025
Thanks, you got me with this too. I thought I'd see what words start with homophones of other English names for letters. It wasn't as good as I'd hoped, e.g.: A is for Aisle C is for Cane D is for Djinn O is for OEstrus Q is for Queso S is for Seek W is for Wyes X is for Xenic Y is for Yuzu
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Matthew Wilkes @matthewwilkes.name · 25/12/2024
I'm not at all sure about this Only Connect answer. Shouldn't it be: Sunday Tue 27th Dec Mon 26th Dec When Christmas day falls on a Sunday, the Christmas Day bank holiday is substituted for the Tuesday but the Boxing Day bank holiday remains on the Monday.
Only connect 2nd round answer screen. Christmas bank holidays.

Thursday
Thu 25th Dec
Fri 26th Dec

Friday
Fri 25th Dec
Mon 28th Dec

Saturday
Mon 27th Dec
Tue 28th Dec

Sunday
Mon 26th Dec
Tue 27th Dec
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Matthew Wilkes @matthewwilkes.name · 25/12/2024
Have been accused of "having dropsy" after dropping a knife twice in one day.
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Matthew Wilkes @matthewwilkes.name · 20/12/2024
Seems fine to me?
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Matthew Wilkes @matthewwilkes.name · 03/12/2024
Happy Club Mate day to me
A pallet containing 10 cases of club mate
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Matthew Wilkes @matthewwilkes.name · 29/11/2024
If collections count, then Sonic 1 for the Megadrive. Otherwise, maybe Steredenn (Steam, Switch Digital, Switch Physical)
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Matt Kane @mk.gg · 26/11/2024
Bluesky is a great way to add comments to your blog or site. I've made a web component to make that easy to do. Load the script, then use the <bluesky-comments> tag. Looks great by default, but is super-customisable with CSS vars and parts. Lazy loads, zero frameworks github.com/ascorbic/blu...
bluesky-comments.netlify.app
Astro Basics
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Matthew Wilkes @matthewwilkes.name · 20/11/2024
Hexpansion idea for @emfcamp.bsky.social 26
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