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Matthew Tarpy

@matthewtarpy.com
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In recovery. Dipshit from Chicago. Transplanted Ohioan. Proud Tartan. Father to Dexter. Catdad. Gamer (Droid Tycoon, Destiny 2). Politics Junkie. THE Ohio State University fan. matthewtarpy.com (obligatory: my opinions are my own)

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Matthew Tarpy @matthewtarpy.com · 52m
#NYTGames - 10/2/26 #Mini in 0:55 #Midi in 4:11 #Wordle 1,931 6/6 ⬜⬜🟨⬜⬜ 🟨⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜🟨⬜⬜🟩 ⬜🟨🟨⬜🟩 ⬜🟨🟩⬜⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 #WordleBot Skill 47/99 Luck 50/99 #Connections Puzzle #1209 🟨🟨🟨🟨 🟦🟩🟦🟦 🟪🟩🟦🟦 🟦🟩🟦🟦 🟦🟦🟦🟦 🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟪🟪🟪🟪 #Strands #943 “On the sly ...” 💡🔵💡🔵 💡🔵🟡🔵 🔵
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Matthew Tarpy @matthewtarpy.com · 7h
#CarnegieMellon AND #Stratego mentioned in an article? Be still my beating heart!
arstechnica.com
With most information hidden, the game Stratego had stumped AI—until now
Adding in a second neural network that guesses the identity of hidden pieces was key.
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Matthew Tarpy @matthewtarpy.com · 01/10/2026
#NYTGames - 10/1/26 #Mini in 1:37 #Midi in 5:16 #Wordle 1,930 X/6 ⬜🟩⬜⬜⬜ ⬜🟩⬜🟨🟩 🟨🟩⬜⬜🟩 ⬜🟩🟩⬜🟩 ⬜🟩🟩⬜🟩 ⬜🟩🟩⬜🟩 #WordleBot Skill 21/99 Luck 64/99 #Connections Puzzle #1208 🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟪🟨🟨🟨 🟨🟪🟨🟨 🟨🟨🟨🟨 🟪🟦🟪🟦 🟦🟦🟦🟪 #Strands #942 “Things fall apart” 💡🔵💡🔵 💡🔵💡🔵 🟡🔵
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Matthew Tarpy @matthewtarpy.com · 01/10/2026
What in the actual artisnal small batch fuck?
newrepublic.com
Hegseth Announces Elon Musk and Newt Gingrich Will Help Lead Military
Pete Hegseth revealed that the men will help direct a project to determine the future of the military.
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Matthew Tarpy @matthewtarpy.com · 01/10/2026
@carrot-app.bsky.social seems salty #LakeOntario #LakeAmerica
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Matthew Tarpy @matthewtarpy.com · 30/09/2026
#NYTGames - 9/30/26 #Mini in 0:44 #Midi in 3:08 #Wordle 1,929 6/6 ⬜🟩⬜⬜🟨 🟩🟩⬜🟩⬜ 🟩🟩⬜🟩⬜ 🟩🟩⬜🟩⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 #WordleBot Skill 78/99 Luck 38/99 #Connections Puzzle #1207 🟨🟨🟨🟨 🟪🟦🟦🟦 🟩🟦🟦🟦 🟦🟦🟦🟦 🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟪🟪🟪🟪 #Strands #941 “An instrumental destination” 🔵🔵🔵💡 🔵🔵🟡🔵 🔵
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Matthew Tarpy @matthewtarpy.com · 29/09/2026
He's just so fucking stupid.
theverge.com
Trump orders US government to call AI ‘Super Intelligence’
“The word super is the best word of all,” Trump says.
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Matthew Tarpy @matthewtarpy.com · 29/09/2026
Lololol
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Matthew Tarpy @matthewtarpy.com · 29/09/2026
I'm a Matthew and I approve this Pizzacake comic.
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Matthew Tarpy @matthewtarpy.com · 29/09/2026
As a Matthew I approve!
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Matthew Tarpy @matthewtarpy.com · 29/09/2026
Lolololol #TheWitness #Destiny2
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Matthew Tarpy @matthewtarpy.com · 29/09/2026
this-is-fine.gif
thehill.com
Hegseth to cut 20 percent of admirals, generals in major Pentagon overhaul
Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth is set to announce a 20 percent cut to slots slated for admirals and generals at the Pentagon as part of his push to overhaul the outlook of the department, two Penta…
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Matthew Tarpy @matthewtarpy.com · 29/09/2026
#NYTGames - 9/29/26 #Mini in 0:39 #Midi in 5:33 #Wordle 1,928 5/6 🟨⬜🟨⬜⬜ 🟩🟨⬜⬜⬜ 🟩⬜🟨⬜⬜ 🟩⬜⬜⬜🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 #WordleBot Skill 71/99 Luck 43/99 #Connections Puzzle #1206 🟦🟪🟪🟨 🟨🟨🟨🟨 🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟦🟦🟦🟪 🟦🟦🟦🟦 🟪🟪🟪🟪 #Strands #940 “Have a heart” 🔵🟡🔵💡 🔵🔵🔵🔵
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Matthew Tarpy @matthewtarpy.com · 28/09/2026
Lol tell us how you really feel about Tim Apple, Ars...
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Matthew Tarpy @matthewtarpy.com · 28/09/2026
It's September 28. It's too early for this!
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Matthew Tarpy @matthewtarpy.com · 28/09/2026
#NYTGames - 9/28/26 #Mini in 0:51 #Midi in 6:32 #Wordle 1,927 5/6 ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜🟩🟩🟨 🟩🟩⬜🟨⬜ 🟩🟩🟩⬜⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 #WordleBot Skill 49/99 Luck 49/99 #Connections Puzzle #1205 🟦🟦🟦🟦 🟩🟨🟨🟩 🟨🟨🟩🟨 🟨🟨🟨🟨 🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟪🟪🟪🟪 #Strands #939 “A form of art” 💡🔵🔵💡 🔵💡🔵💡 🔵💡🔵🟡 🔵
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Matthew Tarpy @matthewtarpy.com · 28/09/2026
Bob (void) is a sweetheart. Cayde (Orange Boi) is a full on chaos goblin. CDS delivered Cayde six months before Bob was delivered. They're a fully bonded pair now.
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Matthew Tarpy @matthewtarpy.com · 28/09/2026
The 55 comment was more for Consumer Cellular. They used to (still do?) target the 55+ demo.
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Matthew Tarpy @matthewtarpy.com · 28/09/2026
My former two street cats...they look so miserable inside. #HalloweenKittyCombo
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Matthew Tarpy @matthewtarpy.com · 28/09/2026
I've always wondered where that phrase came from!
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Matthew Tarpy @matthewtarpy.com · 28/09/2026
Niles, IL #Costco. About 4 hours ago. Aren't we so great!
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Matthew Tarpy @matthewtarpy.com · 28/09/2026
In this weekend's mail...addressed, by name, to me. Why God? I'm not an #AARP member and I'm not 55 yet. #ConsumerCellukar
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Matthew Tarpy @matthewtarpy.com · 27/09/2026
I have a great deal of respect and affection for @dmg04.bsky.social, but he kinda earned this one...lol #Destiny2 #Bungie
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Matthew Tarpy @matthewtarpy.com · 26/09/2026
Cuddly boys for #Caturday
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Matthew Tarpy @matthewtarpy.com · 26/09/2026
FFXIV does this particularly well for its Tank classes.
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slate @pleasebegneiss.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
iced coffee is junior level. the real power move is bringing a corn on the cob to your interview
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Matthew Tarpy @matthewtarpy.com · 26/09/2026
It's Baby Got Back by Sir Mix-A-Lot...
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Matthew Tarpy @matthewtarpy.com · 26/09/2026
🎶 I ain't talkin' 'bout Playboy 'Cause silicone parts are made for toys I want 'em real thick and juicy So find that juicy double 🎶
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Matthew Tarpy @matthewtarpy.com · 26/09/2026
#NYTGames - 9/25/26 #Mini in 0:39 #Midi in 3:27 #Wordle 1,924 X/6 ⬜⬜🟨⬜🟩 🟨⬜⬜⬜🟩 🟨⬜🟨⬜🟩 ⬜🟨🟨⬜⬜ 🟨🟨🟨⬜🟨 🟨🟨🟨⬜🟨 #WordleBot Skill 9/99 Luck 61/99 #Connections Puzzle #1202 🟨🟨🟨🟨 🟦🟦🟪🟦 🟪🟦🟦🟦 🟦🟦🟦🟦 🟪🟩🟩🟪 🟩🟩🟩🟪 #Strands #936 “1✖️1, etc ... ” 💡🔵🔵🔵 🔵🔵🟡
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Matthew Tarpy @matthewtarpy.com · 26/09/2026
Sorry, not sorry...the new look #LukeRussert has going on makes him a dead ringer for my high school calculus teacher...wherever you are Mr. Yandell, love you! #MSNOW
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Matthew Tarpy @matthewtarpy.com · 25/09/2026
Karma's a bitch, Eddie...
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Matthew Tarpy @matthewtarpy.com · 25/09/2026
You and thiccies
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Matthew Tarpy @matthewtarpy.com · 25/09/2026
Note to self: do NOT fuck with Sheri Mecklenburg. #BroadwaySix
nytimes.com
Read the document
Sheri H. Mecklenburg resignation letter
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Matthew Tarpy @matthewtarpy.com · 25/09/2026
Goddamn. @katmabu.bsky.social you see this?
chicagotribune.com
‘Broadview Six’ prosecutor pens fiery resignation letter saying US attorney pushed for felony charges
The now-retired prosecutor at the center of the “Broadview Six” scandal penned a fiery resignation letter to U.S. Attorney Andrew Boutros this week.
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Matthew Tarpy @matthewtarpy.com · 25/09/2026
I guess? #Destiny2 #Marathon #Bungie
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Matthew Tarpy @matthewtarpy.com · 25/09/2026
Blursed mayor
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Matthew Tarpy @matthewtarpy.com · 25/09/2026
Tim...I don't even know what to say...
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Matthew Tarpy @matthewtarpy.com · 25/09/2026
Lolololol
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Matthew Tarpy @matthewtarpy.com · 24/09/2026
@alisontheperson.bsky.social sorry to compress the lore but this made me belly laugh...
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Jonathan Slater @jonathanslater.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
The Greenhouse from recycled church stained glass windows, also known as "Sacré Blur" was made by horticultural installation artists Heywood and Condie from salvaged 18th and 19th century ecclesiastical stained glass. London
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Matthew Tarpy @matthewtarpy.com · 24/09/2026
As someone who loves #BlueRaspberry #JollyRanchers I was deeply disappointed and it was very obvious why it was on clearance... <Merkimer>Sad.</Merkimer>
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Matthew Tarpy @matthewtarpy.com · 24/09/2026
Best explanation of #Destiny2 ever!
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Matthew Tarpy @matthewtarpy.com · 24/09/2026
So incredibly well deserved...from that very first performance our jaws were dropped and she never let us pick it back up... #AGT #NeneRoyal
youtube.com
Season 21 WINNER Reveal | The Finale | AGT 2026
YouTube video by America's Got Talent
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Matthew Tarpy @matthewtarpy.com · 24/09/2026
Who did it better? Michaelangelo or Cayde? #oneorangebraincell #CatsOfBluesky #CatSky
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Matthew Tarpy @matthewtarpy.com · 24/09/2026
This is so well done, you can't tell if it's not real or not! #AirlineFurries
airlinefurries.com
Air Line Furries Association, International
Stay connected with ALFA, the only aviation furry association in the world. We advocate for all members of the international furry community in all aspects of safety, security, and wellness throughout...
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Matthew Tarpy @matthewtarpy.com · 24/09/2026
Distrustful Oreo is distrustful of you! #Moocat #CatsOfBluesky #CatSky
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Matthew Tarpy @matthewtarpy.com · 23/09/2026
Working on my ban at the Bad Place...lol
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Matthew Tarpy @matthewtarpy.com · 23/09/2026
I love the #Destiny content creator community!
youtu.be
Butter Lambs: Destiny Safety Dance
Butter Lambs for life! Safety Dance Men Without Hats
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Matthew Tarpy @matthewtarpy.com · 23/09/2026
#NYTGames - 9/22/26 #Mini in 0:38 #Midi in 5:06 #Wordle 1,921 X/6 ⬜⬜🟨⬜🟩 🟩🟩⬜⬜🟩 🟩🟩🟩⬜🟩 🟩🟩🟩⬜🟩 🟩🟩🟩⬜🟩 🟩🟩🟩⬜🟩 #WordleBot Skill 59/99 Luck 50/99 #Connections Puzzle #1199 🟦🟦🟦🟦 🟨🟪🟨🟨 🟨🟨🟨🟨 🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟪🟪🟪🟪 #Strands #933 “Day and night shift” 💡🔵💡🔵 💡🔵🟡🔵
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Bungie @bungie.net · 21/09/2026
Today, we’re sharing more about the future of Bungie, including our plans for Destiny, Marathon, and how we’re changing the way we work. youtu.be/asnrQ1UoBQM Read more on Bungie.net: bung.ie/bungiefuture
bung.ie
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