Sign in

Matthew Tarpy

@matthewtarpy.com
1.1K followers 653 following 3.4K posts

In recovery. Dipshit from Chicago. Transplanted Ohioan. Proud Tartan. Father to Dexter. Catdad. Gamer (Droid Tycoon, Destiny 2). Politics Junkie. THE Ohio State University fan. matthewtarpy.com (obligatory: my opinions are my own)

PostsRepliesMedia
Matthew Tarpy @matthewtarpy.com · 11h
Never forget #FestivalOfTheLost #Destiny2
000
Matthew Tarpy @matthewtarpy.com · 15h
Gravel wants to play #DroidTycoon #Caturday
010
Matthew Tarpy @matthewtarpy.com · 01/10/2026
@carrot-app.bsky.social seems salty #LakeOntario #LakeAmerica
010
Matthew Tarpy @matthewtarpy.com · 29/09/2026
Lolololol #TheWitness #Destiny2
001
Matthew Tarpy @matthewtarpy.com · 28/09/2026
It's September 28. It's too early for this!
000
Matthew Tarpy @matthewtarpy.com · 28/09/2026
My former two street cats...they look so miserable inside. #HalloweenKittyCombo
1391
Matthew Tarpy @matthewtarpy.com · 28/09/2026
Niles, IL #Costco. About 4 hours ago. Aren't we so great!
010
Matthew Tarpy @matthewtarpy.com · 28/09/2026
In this weekend's mail...addressed, by name, to me. Why God? I'm not an #AARP member and I'm not 55 yet. #ConsumerCellukar
100
Matthew Tarpy @matthewtarpy.com · 27/09/2026
I have a great deal of respect and affection for @dmg04.bsky.social, but he kinda earned this one...lol #Destiny2 #Bungie
000
Matthew Tarpy @matthewtarpy.com · 26/09/2026
Cuddly boys for #Caturday
080
Matthew Tarpy @matthewtarpy.com · 25/09/2026
I guess? #Destiny2 #Marathon #Bungie
0103
Matthew Tarpy @matthewtarpy.com · 24/09/2026
As someone who loves #BlueRaspberry #JollyRanchers I was deeply disappointed and it was very obvious why it was on clearance... <Merkimer>Sad.</Merkimer>
000
Matthew Tarpy @matthewtarpy.com · 24/09/2026
Best explanation of #Destiny2 ever!
111
Matthew Tarpy @matthewtarpy.com · 24/09/2026
Who did it better? Michaelangelo or Cayde? #oneorangebraincell #CatsOfBluesky #CatSky
071
Matthew Tarpy @matthewtarpy.com · 24/09/2026
Distrustful Oreo is distrustful of you! #Moocat #CatsOfBluesky #CatSky
050
Matthew Tarpy @matthewtarpy.com · 23/09/2026
Working on my ban at the Bad Place...lol
001
Matthew Tarpy @matthewtarpy.com · 22/09/2026
Well with #Destiny2 coming back may not be hitting these insane mile posts like this in the future lol... #DroidTycoon
010
Matthew Tarpy @matthewtarpy.com · 21/09/2026
I am NOT going to lie, I fucking needed this so goddamn much... Thank you @bungie.net for listening to us. Thank you @dmg04.bsky.social for telling us to fight and reminding us that we make our own fate. #Destiny2
100
Matthew Tarpy @matthewtarpy.com · 20/09/2026
United States, Canada, Mexico, Panama, Haiti, Jamaica, Peru, Republic Dominican, Cuba, Caribbean, Greenland, El Salvador, too... #Destiny2 #Animaniacs
000
Matthew Tarpy @matthewtarpy.com · 19/09/2026
My #HalloweenKittyCombo of Bob (void) and Cayde (Orange Boi) are a sleepy puddle on this rainy, gray #Caturday...
052
Matthew Tarpy @matthewtarpy.com · 18/09/2026
Sorry @peroty.bsky.social I got this today and it replaces Drifter... #Destiny2
020
Matthew Tarpy @matthewtarpy.com · 16/09/2026
And now he's the handsomest boi ever!
000
Matthew Tarpy @matthewtarpy.com · 16/09/2026
You have died by podcast...lol #OregonTrail
000
Matthew Tarpy @matthewtarpy.com · 16/09/2026
Same cheese, same.
000
Matthew Tarpy @matthewtarpy.com · 16/09/2026
Trying to drop someone off at the groomer and they decided they wanted to drive...
100
Matthew Tarpy @matthewtarpy.com · 13/09/2026
No, @sumsung.bsky.social I do NOT want AI in my washer and dryer!
000
Matthew Tarpy @matthewtarpy.com · 12/09/2026
Why are my shoes so interested in becoming #AI agents?!?! #AllBirds
000
Matthew Tarpy @matthewtarpy.com · 12/09/2026
Ava and Gravel being annoyed at having their nap time interrupted... #Caturday #CatsOfBluesky #CatSky
030
Matthew Tarpy @matthewtarpy.com · 12/09/2026
Thought this was a funny thing for all the sadness of today. It's called Expect the Unexpected. Credit: Arcade Range (Mart Virkus)
000
Matthew Tarpy @matthewtarpy.com · 12/09/2026
Cayde's apologizing for something...not sure for what though... #OneOrangeBraincell #CatsOfBluesky #CatSky
030
Matthew Tarpy @matthewtarpy.com · 10/09/2026
Lolololol #Kirkaversiary
010
Matthew Tarpy @matthewtarpy.com · 08/09/2026
So say we all! #StarTrek #LowerDecks #CarrotWeather
021
Matthew Tarpy @matthewtarpy.com · 08/09/2026
Oreo napping like he's pulled a double shift... #CatsOfBluesky #CatSky
070
Matthew Tarpy @matthewtarpy.com · 08/09/2026
Oh wait...IT GOT "BETTER!" #TheCorrupted #Destiny2
000
Matthew Tarpy @matthewtarpy.com · 08/09/2026
JFC this strike... #TheCorrupted #Destiny2
100
Matthew Tarpy @matthewtarpy.com · 08/09/2026
Warlocks have the superior aerial control... #Destiny2
001
Matthew Tarpy @matthewtarpy.com · 08/09/2026
So Mr. Skiff, you do realize you're going to make it impossible to finish the Public Event...right? #Destiny2
000
Matthew Tarpy @matthewtarpy.com · 07/09/2026
This video of #217598 is insane! #AmazonAir
000
Matthew Tarpy @matthewtarpy.com · 06/09/2026
It's official! We're the #Empire! #SpaceForce
010
Matthew Tarpy @matthewtarpy.com · 06/09/2026
The future's so bright I gotta wear shades... #Destiny2
000
Matthew Tarpy @matthewtarpy.com · 06/09/2026
#Destiny2 after dark...
000
Matthew Tarpy @matthewtarpy.com · 06/09/2026
Helping or hurting, Toulouse? Helping or hurting? #Caturday #OneOrangeBraincell #DroidTycoon
030
Matthew Tarpy @matthewtarpy.com · 05/09/2026
#Sisters #Caturday
181
Matthew Tarpy @matthewtarpy.com · 05/09/2026
Lord, I will never doubt your existence again! #LimeDietCoke
000
Matthew Tarpy @matthewtarpy.com · 05/09/2026
September. 4th. 5:58pm. #Chicago. Ugh.
000
Matthew Tarpy @matthewtarpy.com · 03/09/2026
It. Is. September. 2nd. At. 7:18pm.
000
Matthew Tarpy @matthewtarpy.com · 02/09/2026
Fuck off Apple...fuck all the way off.
000
Matthew Tarpy @matthewtarpy.com · 02/09/2026
The kid wanted me to be there with him when he ranked up to Guardian Rank 11...it was really sweet of him. #Destiny2
010
Matthew Tarpy @matthewtarpy.com · 02/09/2026
@peroty.bsky.social this Ghost projection is in the Bright Dust store today and I IMMEDIATELY knew I needed it and it will replace If I Fits which I'd had on for YEARS! #Destiny2 #TheDrifter
010
Matthew Tarpy @matthewtarpy.com · 02/09/2026
It's September 1sr at 9:18pm...
000