Matt Johnson @matthewjohnson.bsky.social · 15hI didn't make it up to the Mother Lode this year but I did finally make it to Bonanza Mine. One of the hardest hikes I've ever done in Alaska. And then I flew over it the next day 100
Matt Johnson @matthewjohnson.bsky.social · 15hA handy diagram. The Mother Lode is high up in the Wrangells to the east of the river and glacier. Neil is yellow. Jeremy is orange. Coming back from the Mother Lode or even one of the landing strips in town Neil would be to the east of the river. It's impossible for him to be on the west side 100
Matt Johnson @matthewjohnson.bsky.social · 13/10/2026I know it's a national game and people are still working but Moon Doggie's in Vegas is dead. You normally can't move in here. 131
Matt Johnson @matthewjohnson.bsky.social · 11/10/2026A few years back I stumbled across the only house I could afford in Monterrey, California. Built on a cliff with ocean views 000
Matt Johnson @matthewjohnson.bsky.social · 10/10/2026[to the tune of Its Coming Home] He's going home 000
Matt Johnson @matthewjohnson.bsky.social · 10/10/2026Attn @briancgrubb.bsky.social www.cnn.com/2026/10/09/e... 000
Matt Johnson @matthewjohnson.bsky.social · 09/10/2026A sabre that fetched a ridiculous sum at auction? Buffalo did it first. 010
Matt Johnson @matthewjohnson.bsky.social · 08/10/2026Learned a valuable lesson. If you expose protein powder to the Vegas heat for an extended period you can bake a brownie. 020
Matt Johnson @matthewjohnson.bsky.social · 07/10/2026Chicago gangs used to go so hard. www.reddit.com/r/OldSchoolC... 000
Matt Johnson @matthewjohnson.bsky.social · 07/10/2026Two for the price of one. With $1m to spend somewhere else. The Sabres are going to be back for a long time. 020
Matt Johnson @matthewjohnson.bsky.social · 04/10/2026Eventually you end up here. While it was labor intensive, it wasn't as bad as I expected and the shop wanted $150+ to do it. 000
Matt Johnson @matthewjohnson.bsky.social · 04/10/2026Ever change a headlight bulb on a Toyota Tundra? If you haven't you'll be shocked to discover that this is the first step. 101
Matt Johnson @matthewjohnson.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Got this ad the other day. Buffalo fandom indeed. 011
Matt Johnson @matthewjohnson.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Another reminder that Terry Pegula hates everything about Buffalo sports fans except their wallets and taxes. 020
Matt Johnson @matthewjohnson.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Two months ago I swatted this mosquito on the McCarthy Road in Alaska. I left him on the windshield as a reminder to other mosquitoes that this was not their van. He lasted 15,000 miles with me and I never had problems with mosquitoes in the van. 010
Matt Johnson @matthewjohnson.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Two of the dumbest players in hockey are going to piss off the entire NHL this season and it's going to make me so happy. 1113
Matt Johnson @matthewjohnson.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Can't believe I have to look at these assholes all night though 000
Matt Johnson @matthewjohnson.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Carried this bottle for 6000 miles (because I forgot I had it.) A little bit of Alaska in Vegas to celebrate my last night as a tour guide. 120
Matt Johnson @matthewjohnson.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Easily going to be the worst stadium in MLB upon opening. 010
Matt Johnson @matthewjohnson.bsky.social · 28/09/2026In honor of my last night ever, hopefully, as a tour guide in the Grand Canyon. One very small beer In the spot where I fell in love with the place, sunset be damned. 160
Matt Johnson @matthewjohnson.bsky.social · 27/09/2026I've marked my approximate location on the map. Do we think I'll get the Bills game or not? 240
Matt Johnson @matthewjohnson.bsky.social · 19/09/2026Something tells me you didn't create these "watercolors" using a hand drawn style, Kodi Dunston 000
Matt Johnson @matthewjohnson.bsky.social · 18/09/2026That's my old ice cream buddy. He introduced me to Heath Ledger and lovingly called me a drunk. 020
Matt Johnson @matthewjohnson.bsky.social · 13/09/2026You don't realize how blessed you are by the wings back home until you get "Bozeman's best wings" and they're fine but wouldn't crack the top 100 wing spots in Buffalo and Rochester. 130
Matt Johnson @matthewjohnson.bsky.social · 13/09/2026This is the last thing a black man sees before the cops arrive to interrupt his morning walk 130
Matt Johnson @matthewjohnson.bsky.social · 12/09/2026Poor guy is about to be hit with a bigger hosting bill as well. 010
Matt Johnson @matthewjohnson.bsky.social · 09/09/2026Wait a minute, the guy who freaked out and resigned from Anthropic wears a Bass Pro Shop American flag hat? You can discount everything he has to say. 000
Matt Johnson @matthewjohnson.bsky.social · 09/09/2026Reading this like people who went to or watched an Ohio State football game say it. 020
Matt Johnson @matthewjohnson.bsky.social · 09/09/2026Finished at 12:30 am... A week ago I was north of the Arctic Circle in Kotzebue, Alaska. Six days to cover almost 3,000 miles of driving on the Alcan, the Top of the World, the Klondike, the Alcan again & generic US highways. I'm in Bozeman for some R&R. 100
Matt Johnson @matthewjohnson.bsky.social · 08/09/2026Poutine 😀 Breakfast poutine 🤤 Breakfast poutine Benedict 😍 Breakfast poutine Benedict with Montreal Smoked Meat 🥵 @ Chez Francois in Canmore, Alberta 140
Matt Johnson @matthewjohnson.bsky.social · 08/09/2026Does this turn you on @suss2hyphens.bsky.social 100
