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Matt

@matthewjkeating.bsky.social
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I hate midwest winter - too much ICE. Packers owner. Cubs fan. Stephen King binge reader. Slow runner. Beer drinker. Camping. Tolkien, Sanderson, etc. The heat death of the universe can't come soon enough.

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Matt @matthewjkeating.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
You Only Live Twice Baked Potatoes
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Matt @matthewjkeating.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
So Benson is definitely at the game working undercover investigating a well known player in the underage human trafficking racket, right?
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Matt @matthewjkeating.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
I just went 76-6, think you can go 82-0? www.82-0.com/share?id=oUV...
82-0.com
82-0
Build the ultimate NBA all-time team and see if you can go 82-0
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Matt @matthewjkeating.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
Rewatched Iron Man and can't help but wish that elon had the balls to build a rocket suit and test it himself without any safety constraints
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Matt @matthewjkeating.bsky.social · 03/04/2026
So Ian, there is the new system for balls like this that are called strikes...
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Matt @matthewjkeating.bsky.social · 14/03/2026
I'm reading the Lord of the Rings based on the date, and Sam rescued Frodo from Cirith Ungol on March 14, and man, Sam is just the best. We should all be like Sam, and we should all have a Sam in our lives.
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Matt @matthewjkeating.bsky.social · 28/02/2026
The best way to increase your count of ending wars is to start more wars
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a man with a mustache is smiling and looking at the camera .
Alt: Overly confident man points at his head, because he is very sure that his plan is great and cannot fail
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Matt @matthewjkeating.bsky.social · 22/02/2026
@vertedin.de you are cool and neat!here is some praise for running a marathon in another country, good job!
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Matt @matthewjkeating.bsky.social · 22/02/2026
Would you trade your front teeth for a gold medal winning goal?
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Matt @matthewjkeating.bsky.social · 16/02/2026
I bet Weird Al thinks everyone hates him and wants him out of all of the arts now, since uppercase i and lowercase L look the same. It's sad, really
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Radley Balko @radleybalko.bsky.social · 24/01/2026
This was murder. Pretti did not initiate the confrontation. He didn’t strike them. He didn’t brandish his gun. They tackled him, beat him, disarmed him, and shot him.
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Jamie Schwesnedl @schwesbomb.bsky.social · 21/01/2026
Our city has been over-run by Nazi ghouls kidnapping people to traffic them to concentration camps and other countries. Did you ever think you'd see the day when masked gunmen jump out of moving vehicles and chase families down the street in your own neighborhood? FUCK ICE forever and ever.
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Matt @matthewjkeating.bsky.social · 15/01/2026
Fucked up
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Andrew Lawrence @ndrew.bsky.social · 08/01/2026
a major american city is being forced to close schools because armed government agents are raiding and pepper spraying and terrorizing children and teachers for social media content
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Matt @matthewjkeating.bsky.social · 03/01/2026
So you're saying it's possible to kidnap another country's president in order to hold them accountable for their crimes.....
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Matt @matthewjkeating.bsky.social · 28/12/2025
@jumosq.bsky.social how much draft capital we get for Love? Enough picks to build a brand new defensive line???
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Matt @matthewjkeating.bsky.social · 10/11/2025
@kaine.senate.gov coward
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Matt @matthewjkeating.bsky.social · 10/11/2025
@durbin.senate.gov you better not cave for nothing you worthless retiring coward!
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Matt @matthewjkeating.bsky.social · 09/11/2025
Chicagoland's only legitimate ICE has arrived, and I don't want it here either
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Matt @matthewjkeating.bsky.social · 18/10/2025
#nokings Mount Prospect, IL
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Dave Vetter @davidrvetter.bsky.social · 11/10/2025
In case people aren't aware: Impact Counter: deaths caused by funding discontinuation in real time.
impactcounter.com
Impact Dashboard - Impact Counter | Impact Counter
Visualize the human impact of funding changes for aid and support organizations.
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Governor JB Pritzker @govpritzker.illinois.gov · 18/09/2025
This is the playbook, folks. If you're not paying attention now and doing something about it, then you're going to have to sit down the rest of your life because democracy is being taken away. Do not be quiet in this moment.
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Holden Cheesehead 💚💛🧀🏈 @holdencheesehead.bsky.social · 10/08/2025
Go Pack Go! 💚💛
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Matt @matthewjkeating.bsky.social · 10/05/2025
elgton was apparently trying to carry the g.... string
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Matt @matthewjkeating.bsky.social · 18/04/2025
@scalzi.com I've been following you on here for a bit, probably from a starter pack since I didn't know who you were. But I like what you post and so I picked up "Old Man's War" from my library. Just finished, and oh boy, that is a good book! Can't wait to continue the series!
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jamelle @jamellebouie.net · 23/03/2025
every person involved in this needs to be in prison
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Matt @matthewjkeating.bsky.social · 13/03/2025
@schumer.senate.gov coward
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Matt @matthewjkeating.bsky.social · 03/01/2025
Squirrels don't hit, time zones do hit @coreyrforrester.bsky.social
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Matt @matthewjkeating.bsky.social · 19/12/2024
Welcome to Bluesky. We have rules here: 1) Chickity China, the Chinese chicken 2) You have a drumstick and your brain stops tickin 3) Watching X-Files with no lights on 4) We're dans la maison 5) I hope the Smoking Man's in this one
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Matt @matthewjkeating.bsky.social · 16/12/2024
@jumosq.bsky.social strong hands
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Matt @matthewjkeating.bsky.social · 25/11/2024
Can Elon Musk just go to Mars already
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Matt @matthewjkeating.bsky.social · 24/11/2024
Pete Crow-Armstrong Jake Arrieta Mark Prior Ryne Sandberg Ron Santo
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Matt @matthewjkeating.bsky.social · 21/11/2024
Not a lot of people know this, but the song "It's the Most Wonderful Time of the Year" is actually about when your kids finally go to bed
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Matt @matthewjkeating.bsky.social · 12/11/2024
So when is Stephen King going to get here?
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Matt @matthewjkeating.bsky.social · 12/11/2024
Post an iconic image from a horror movie!
Laurie Strode, played by Jamie Lee Curtis, taking an ill timed break in the hallway, following the terror of seeing all her friends' murdered bodies, while Michael Myers (aka "The Shape") emerges from the darkness of an adjacent open doorway.
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Matt @matthewjkeating.bsky.social · 12/11/2024
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a woman sitting in a church with the word amen on the bottom right
Alt: a woman (fleabag) sitting in a church turns around, saucily breaks the fourth wall, and says "amen".
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Matt @matthewjkeating.bsky.social · 09/11/2024
I like to watch movies based on the time of year and I realized that November is the perfect month for John Candy movies. My kids are literally eating 10 pounds of Halloween candy every day, and I already watch "Planes, Trains, and Automobiles" at Thanksgiving. "Who's Harry Crumb?" anyone?
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Matt @matthewjkeating.bsky.social · 08/11/2024
This isn't real, but it's also not that unreal (other than the kids show)
Book: Jurassic parkMovie: Jurassic parkAlbum: Alapalooza by Weird Al YankovicTV: camp cretaceous
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Matt @matthewjkeating.bsky.social · 08/11/2024
Not sure how to fight this level of willful ignorance. Good thing climate change will make it so we don't have to solve this one.
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Matt @matthewjkeating.bsky.social · 08/11/2024
-Fast food cooker -UPS package sorter -House painter -Newspaper reader -Retail (science/junk seller) -Camp counselor -Middle school teacher
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Michael Hobbes @michaelhobbes.bsky.social · 07/11/2024
the only space to move right on trans issues is to go full DeSantis and not allow transition for adults or even tiny accomodations like correct pronouns on IDs. And even if Dems do that, conservatives will just demand even more. YOU CANNOT APPEASE BIGOTS.
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Morgan Alexander @morganalexander.bsky.social · 06/11/2024
Forever and always
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Matt @matthewjkeating.bsky.social · 06/11/2024
Brett Favre's erection map
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