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My daughter just read Matilda, and then we watched the movie, and I love that I can now see your Venus takes on the Internet. Thanks for being an awesome child actor, and a great adult Internet poster.

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How many of them could improve the team right now? Is Monk better than bag o donuts?

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The worst part is going to be when we lose out on the first overall pick next April.

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Churn that waiting list, baby! (But not so much that they are still bad when my turn comes up)

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I think your timing is off, I am 42 and I have absolutely no memories of 80s Packers

Matt @matthewjkeating.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

Can't believe they ruled correctly (I think)

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Matt @matthewjkeating.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

Just got the word that our game this morning was cancelled and I couldn't be happier

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Matt @matthewjkeating.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

Cecil is the appropriate Fielder for this question.

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Matt @matthewjkeating.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

Am I allowed to start a jalapeno and chorizo skillet with over-easy eggs and cut all the sweet options?

Matt @matthewjkeating.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

You also have 50 billion dollars worth of less stuff that you originally wanted to have!

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Matt @matthewjkeating.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

Needs more singles and walks to get his last 3 steals!

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Matt @matthewjkeating.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

Belton was a fine-ish guard last year! With some upside if you let him grow?

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Matt @matthewjkeating.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

Oh, and fire the coach instead of giving him one more year to prove himself

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Matt @matthewjkeating.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

Draft better guys, sign better guys, and then play the guys you have in the correct spot

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Matt @matthewjkeating.bsky.social · 06/09/2026

I don't know why anyone wouldn't like them. For me, they might be the best thing on bluesky.

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Matt @matthewjkeating.bsky.social · 11/08/2026

You Only Live Twice Baked Potatoes

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Matt @matthewjkeating.bsky.social · 01/08/2026

What is it called when a follow up movie takes place in between the first one? Because I'm pretty sure at least one of the Beauty and the Beast (interquels?) is set during the Christmas that takes place after Belle is imprisoned, but before the Beast detransitions.

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Matt @matthewjkeating.bsky.social · 28/07/2026

I hope his nickname is blitz

Matt @matthewjkeating.bsky.social · 28/07/2026

Wait, i thought this guy was satire?

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Matt @matthewjkeating.bsky.social · 28/07/2026

How far into the series are you? I loved the first, liked the second, and was meh on the third. I plan to continue at some point, but needed a break

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I don't want to look up the job responsibilities of the assistant director of brand and marketing...

Can we send them to the electric chair when they kill someone?

Cool ass name. "The Hammer"?

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Am i wrong to believe that most things should aim for a zero balance? Businesses should exist to provide a product or service and a livelihood for the people that do the work. Profit means someone isn't earning money they worked for.

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How many Lukes can you fit in 1 Death Star???

It's also a lot easier to only follow 1.5 teams

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This pair of podcasters has not had a great offseason

In the grand scheme of the money we are talking about, 1.1 million basically rounds to 0, which is what it should be. Zero means all the revenue went towards the salaries of employees and operating expenses. Anything above zero for most teams just lines a billionaire's pocket.

This isn't even true. They've reported 212.4 million in profit the last three years. Salary cap numbers even out, but cash spending doesn't. A year like this is going to be balanced out by other years where the cap number is higher than cash spending on players.

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