Reposted by Matthew He/him/hisChris Sims @theisb.bsky.social · 12/10/2026Yeah, that's probably what happened. 0356
Matthew He/him/his @mattheweshultz.bsky.social · 11/10/2026Bears, you had them at 3rd and 22. You knew they were going to throw a bomb. What are we doing 010
Matthew He/him/his @mattheweshultz.bsky.social · 11/10/2026I think a lot of people read it first in high school, and it was their first "grown up" book, and that's what they remember. 110
Matthew He/him/his @mattheweshultz.bsky.social · 11/10/2026Every day we get closer to the day when I have to explain to my kid that their favorite dinosaur isn't actually a dinosaur. 000
Matthew He/him/his @mattheweshultz.bsky.social · 08/10/2026I read this as "released the Muppets into the wild" at first. As if the Muppets were roaming free somewhere in county Cork. 110
Matthew He/him/his @mattheweshultz.bsky.social · 07/10/2026There was a time not long ago where I was regularly falling asleep to ASMR videos on YouTube, and then the videos I would wake up to were almost always either Elder Scrolls lore ASMR, or Bible reading ASMR. 000
Matthew He/him/his @mattheweshultz.bsky.social · 05/10/2026My wife picked up The Mountain by Gorillaz and this album fucking slaps 000
Reposted by Matthew He/him/hisMarc Normandin @marcnormandin.bsky.social · 02/10/2026"You can't criticize AI unless you're familiar with it and use it" watch me 69918
Reposted by Matthew He/him/hisdan mentos @danmentos.com · 22/09/2026[job interview] interviewer: so god killed all your kids? job: that's right 63113022557
Matthew He/him/his @mattheweshultz.bsky.social · 30/09/2026I couldn't make your Madison show this summer, so I would love to have you come back. 000
Reposted by Matthew He/him/hisJake Wright @bcnjake.bsky.social · 29/09/2026I don’t wanna hear SHIT about woke run amok when protesting genocide gets you banned from campus and sexual assault gets you an apology letter. 61212313
Reposted by Matthew He/him/hisbizzy! @babyinformation.bsky.social · 28/09/2026probably my favorite ever massachusetts memory is being drunk in boston with my then partner, and another drunk woman approaching me, screaming and hollering that i should not marry the guy from boston. she was right btw 01569
Reposted by Matthew He/him/hisrax ‘levon honkers’ king @raxkingisdead.bsky.social · 25/09/2026you guys broke watergate 22889371220
Reposted by Matthew He/him/hisGLITCH @glitchprod.com · 23/09/2026She's missed you. Knights of Guinevere returns October 9. The season will feature 8 episodes. 240162985760
Reposted by Matthew He/him/hisThe Ken In Yellow @kenlowery.bsky.social · 17/09/2026Forgot this was the last thing we ever posted on FAPS 517824
Matthew He/him/his @mattheweshultz.bsky.social · 17/09/2026I continued watching Lanterns and John using the ring to light a post sex cigarette, is the sexiest thing a Green Lantern has ever done 000
Reposted by Matthew He/him/hisJacob Geller @jacobgeller.com · 17/09/2026Mel Blanc screams are like Greek fire, we lost the technology to make sounds like this 190149274026
Reposted by Matthew He/him/hisInfoWars @realinfowars.bsky.social · 10/09/2026Don’t worry. Abigail wants you. She’s always wanted you. 252361479
Reposted by Matthew He/him/hisTECFUZZ @tecfuzz.bsky.social · 03/09/2026none of the original devs and writers are on this and its being worked on with some vague AI engine, just save your money for something like Stupid Never Dies in 6 weeks or just emulate the original game with all the license music and costumes on the ps3 emulator, it's surprisingly easy to do. 3324931056
Matthew He/him/his @mattheweshultz.bsky.social · 03/09/2026Honestly I wish I had professors that were this honest in college. Would have got my ass in gear way earlier. 010
Matthew He/him/his @mattheweshultz.bsky.social · 02/09/2026It's wild that both 'Puppet Masters and Castle Freaks' and @radiofreegodzillla.bsky.social both covered Zarkorr! within like 6 weeks of each other. 010
Matthew He/him/his @mattheweshultz.bsky.social · 28/08/2026"... Feeling smug and virtuous and full of sugar..." Is such an exquisite encapsulation of young children's sense of justice. 000
Matthew He/him/his @mattheweshultz.bsky.social · 27/08/2026Good to know I hate Hal Jordan even in the new Lanterns show. He's just the worst Green Lantern. 000
Reposted by Matthew He/him/hisPreeti Chhibber @runwithskizzers.bsky.social · 26/08/2026Anyone who AIs Dolly Parton for any reason is going to hell 104648937
Matthew He/him/his @mattheweshultz.bsky.social · 26/08/2026Just had to relearn how to tie a bowline for one of my kids bath toys. Eagle scout isn't for nothing 000
Reposted by Matthew He/him/hisAbdul El-Sayed @abdulelsayed.bsky.social · 23/08/2026We're being told that if we sacrifice the rights of some people, then the rest of us get to keep our rights. We all know that's some BS. 566281248625
Matthew He/him/his @mattheweshultz.bsky.social · 24/08/2026Unrelated, probably, they also said they're going to have two husbands and a wife. 010
Matthew He/him/his @mattheweshultz.bsky.social · 24/08/2026Apparently my 4 year old is a Kate Busch fan 210
Matthew He/him/his @mattheweshultz.bsky.social · 21/08/2026I wish I knew a decade ago how much I loved sardines 010
Reposted by Matthew He/him/hisJessica Ellis @baddestmamajama.bsky.social · 18/08/2026Part of the reason a lot of super rich people are so awful is that when normal people get an absurd amount of money, they immediately start looking around for who they can help. 3965741543
Reposted by Matthew He/him/his✪ Beware the Gray Ghost ✪ @jongraywb.blacksky.app · 12/08/2026TBH something about the casual usage of the terms “Woke 1” and “Woke 2” mildly pisses me off when you consider its origins in Black vernacular VS what it became perverted into by *checks notes* White people with deep rooted issues. 241060303
Reposted by Matthew He/him/hisgwen howerton @kissphoria.bsky.social · 10/08/2026we're torturing the inventor of the cover letter later if you want to join in 6632292
Matthew He/him/his @mattheweshultz.bsky.social · 10/08/2026When I traveled to the UK a few years back I tried to find some because I am so so curious, but alas I never found some. 010
Reposted by Matthew He/him/hisChipockalips Now! @fragboner.bsky.social · 09/08/2026I will always stand with you 🏳️⚧️ 3281432671
Matthew He/him/his @mattheweshultz.bsky.social · 07/08/2026This lead me to look up information about Mexico City. How did I not know it was the LARGEST CITY IN NORTH AMERICA 120
Matthew He/him/his @mattheweshultz.bsky.social · 05/08/2026Labeling Hansen as "pedophile hunter" is metal as heck. 011
Reposted by Matthew He/him/hisMorgan L. Ventura (they/she) @morganvl.bsky.social · 05/08/2026A.L. / Onnahinli is absolutely right. The rant screencapped below is shameful, cruel, & distasteful. It demonstrates a very loose grasp of history, of the ongoing structural violence of settler colonialism, & the colonial attitude of ‘well it ended for “them” & they’re fine & didn’t complain’” 073
Reposted by Matthew He/him/hisVLAD-ventitious. @adventitiouswords.bsky.social · 03/08/2026If you missed our submission window, this swirling hell-portal of dark delights is still open! 02112
Reposted by Matthew He/him/hisDominic @domoffinland.bsky.social · 02/08/2026this guy gets it 140171954242
Reposted by Matthew He/him/hisRazzball @razzball.bsky.social · 01/08/2026He is so good at this 7254671184
Reposted by Matthew He/him/hisuosdɯᴉS ɐuɐꓷ 🦄 @danacorn.bsky.social · 31/07/2026Fuck you, @amnestyuk.bsky.social Hey everyone, let them know what you think about this. Don’t bother trying to be polite. 712760
Matthew He/him/his @mattheweshultz.bsky.social · 31/07/2026Wife is asleep so it's time to try a tinned fish we've had in the cabinet for a while. Smoked oysters from Trader Joe's are excellent 000
