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@mattgriffin.masto.ai.ap.brid.gy
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:veri_trek2: I like television that feels like theater and collecting synthesizers. Somewhere in #Massachusetts, USA 🌉 bridged from ⁂ masto.ai/@mattgriffin, follow @ap.brid.gy to interact

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Julian Sanchez @normative.bsky.social · 17m
The last one can be a cameo by Bowen Yang doing George Santos in a blonde wig.
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Julian Sanchez @normative.bsky.social · 19m
Fully expecting an SNL cold-open where the new Press Sec is introduced, but Trump keeps banging a gong and swapping in a new blonde mid-sentence as each either says something moronic or is asked about some outrageous lie on their CV.
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Matt Griffin @mattgriffin.masto.ai.ap.brid.gy · 1h
SPAM needs to STFU State Police union fires back at contentious moment in gubernatorial debate - WCVB www.wcvb.com/article/spam-debate-re…
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State Police union fires back at contentious moment in gubernatorial debate
Is there a "culture of misconduct" within the Massachusetts State Police? After last night's debate, the troopers' union has something to say.
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Matt Griffin @mattgriffin.masto.ai.ap.brid.gy · 2h
Why is the Super Intelligence thing commissioning a report about AI risks? When there are SUPER RISKS out there? SUPER!!!!
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Matt Griffin @mattgriffin.masto.ai.ap.brid.gy · 16h
www.404media.co/how-chatgpt-targets… "OpenAI also lets an advertiser, which can be a big business or essentially a random person, create what it calls an “audience.” This is a list of specific ChatGPT users the advertiser wants to […]
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Matt Griffin @mattgriffin.masto.ai.ap.brid.gy · 18h
This is my jam: youtu.be/bzQcmv2FfsM
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Matt Griffin @mattgriffin.masto.ai.ap.brid.gy · 22h
Anonymous juror so worried about his reputation that he identifies himself and gives a television interview. Totally logical. No notes.
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Matt Griffin @mattgriffin.masto.ai.ap.brid.gy · 15/10/2026
I contain multitudes and occasionally one of them will get out and run amok. Please understand.
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Matt Griffin @mattgriffin.masto.ai.ap.brid.gy · 15/10/2026
The firing squad takes aim. The condemned man looks to the camera and says: PLEASE LIKE AND SUBSCRIBE
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Matt Griffin @mattgriffin.masto.ai.ap.brid.gy · 15/10/2026
The DREADED CANDIRU!!!
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Matt Griffin @mattgriffin.masto.ai.ap.brid.gy · 15/10/2026
I am also “profitable” on an “adjusted basis.” Give me all the monies.
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Matt Griffin @mattgriffin.masto.ai.ap.brid.gy · 15/10/2026
Messages needs an Archive button.
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Matt Griffin @mattgriffin.masto.ai.ap.brid.gy · 15/10/2026
Watching some random AEW and a heel just… threw a drink in a child’s face? That’s one way to get heat I guess.
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tante @tante.tldr.nettime.org.ap.brid.gy · 14/10/2026
If "AI" were a mere tool and not a political narrative you wouldn't need to headline "X used AI to do Y" all the time. Anything anyone does while "AI" is involved must reify "AI"'s power and relevance. Because it's not "just a tool", it's a bigger project of disenfranchisement some willingly […]
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Matthew Haughey @mathowie.xoxo.zone.ap.brid.gy · 14/10/2026
Imagine being able to transform the lives of thousands of people who desperately could use a break but then not doing anything while you watch your wealth graphs continue to rise.
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Matt Griffin @mattgriffin.masto.ai.ap.brid.gy · 14/10/2026
“Analog” gets abused as a term for real life way too much. A real tree isn’t an “analog tree.” It’s a fucking tree.
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Matt Griffin @mattgriffin.masto.ai.ap.brid.gy · 14/10/2026
Why are so many of these C-suite people such massive dorks? HubSpot cofounder apologizes for ‘curt and insensitive’ post about layoffs www.bostonglobe.com/2026/10/13/busi…
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HubSpot cofounder apologizes for ‘curt and insensitive’ post about layoffs - The Boston Globe
The Cambridge-based company announced last Tuesday that it would cut nearly 660 jobs, or about 7 percent of its workforce.
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Erin Kissane @kissane.myatproto.social · 13/10/2026
A thing about running LLMs on top of everything is that the everything they're on top of is a mess
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Matt Griffin @mattgriffin.masto.ai.ap.brid.gy · 12/10/2026
Some days you just sit back and think “finally, people are seeing what has felt very obvious to me for years.”
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Matt Griffin @mattgriffin.masto.ai.ap.brid.gy · 12/10/2026
8.3% ethanol! Baby supplement sold online recalled after FDA testing finds undeclared alcohol - WCVB www.wcvb.com/article/baby-product-s…
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FDA: Baby supplement sold online recalled after testing discovers undeclared alcohol
A dietary supplement for babies, advertised to help "better sleep," has been recalled after the U.S. Food and Drug Administration said testing identified three different types of alcohol that were not declared on the product's label.
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Matt Griffin @mattgriffin.masto.ai.ap.brid.gy · 12/10/2026
Marie Calendar’s apple pies aren’t the best, but they are good enough.
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Matt Griffin @mattgriffin.masto.ai.ap.brid.gy · 12/10/2026
The thing about The Fireball Man’s bad opinion is that he is undoubtedly loving being the topic of conversation today. This reaction will only make him more insufferable. It’s lose-lose.
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Matt Griffin @mattgriffin.masto.ai.ap.brid.gy · 11/10/2026
Treacly sentimental music makes my skin crawl. It’s a sign of danger.
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Matt Griffin @mattgriffin.masto.ai.ap.brid.gy · 11/10/2026
Watching Richard Narita act next to Peter Sellars in “Chinese” makeup is too much for me right now. (Started watching “Murder By Death”)
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Matt Griffin @mattgriffin.masto.ai.ap.brid.gy · 11/10/2026
Football players should really stop high-fiving with their heads after a play. We know that sub-concussive hits contribute to CTE. WE KNOW THIS! Stop celebrating with your cerebrum, you idiots.
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Matt Griffin @mattgriffin.masto.ai.ap.brid.gy · 10/10/2026
“They’re doing it from scratch and by hand. I want to get with that.”
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Matt Griffin @mattgriffin.masto.ai.ap.brid.gy · 10/10/2026
Watching the new RiffTrax MST3K thing, “Sting of Death!”
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Matt Griffin @mattgriffin.masto.ai.ap.brid.gy · 09/10/2026
You’ll never guess what the new White House press secretary looks like.
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Matt Griffin @mattgriffin.masto.ai.ap.brid.gy · 09/10/2026
Scabs with bandaids. Brigham hospital replacement nurses ready for possible strike www.bostonglobe.com/2026/10/09/busi…
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Brigham says replacement nurses will ‘hit the ground running’ if unionized ones strike next week - The Boston Globe
About 4,000 unionized nurses are scheduled to go on strike at Brigham and Women’s Hospital.
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Matt Griffin @mattgriffin.masto.ai.ap.brid.gy · 09/10/2026
'Staff are scared and exhausted' Concerns raised by Health Department after resident died at Hopkinton assisted living residence - WCVB www.wcvb.com/article/health-departm…
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'Staff are scared and exhausted,' Health Dept. says after death at Mass. assisted living residence
After a resident died in a 99-degree room at the assisted living facility, documents obtained by 5 Investigates show temperatures nearing 90 degrees in several areas of the building.
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damniel spookradski @self.agency · 09/10/2026
entirely fucked
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Matt Griffin @mattgriffin.masto.ai.ap.brid.gy · 09/10/2026
Disappointed to see that Control 2 doesn’t work well on Steam Deck. Might have to plug in the xbox.
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Matt Griffin @mattgriffin.masto.ai.ap.brid.gy · 09/10/2026
Can’t wait to get rickrolled but with video of an execution livestream.
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Matt Griffin @mattgriffin.masto.ai.ap.brid.gy · 09/10/2026
TNG’s The Royale has some DNA in common with the Backrooms, I think.
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Matt Griffin @mattgriffin.masto.ai.ap.brid.gy · 08/10/2026
I will die on this hill: ST: TNG: The Inner Light is a horror story. Picard is kidnapped and violated by alien technology completely without his consent.
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damniel spookradski @self.agency · 08/10/2026
i never ask you to take the time to really read something i wrote but i'm asking you now
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When Jews Deny Genocide · Jewschool
“Keep far from a false charge; do not bring death on those who are innocent and in the right, for I will not acquit the
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Matt Griffin @mattgriffin.masto.ai.ap.brid.gy · 07/10/2026
I can’t believe the makers of copilot would do this
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Matt Griffin @mattgriffin.masto.ai.ap.brid.gy · 07/10/2026
Sucks to have a boss that’s a true believer instead of a cynic. Cynics are way easier to appease.
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Matt Griffin @mattgriffin.masto.ai.ap.brid.gy · 07/10/2026
Good luck tonight, people of Spain.
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Matt Griffin @mattgriffin.masto.ai.ap.brid.gy · 07/10/2026
“Digger” is interesting in concept. Fiction about theater is a fascinating thing.
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Matt Griffin @mattgriffin.masto.ai.ap.brid.gy · 07/10/2026
My answer to the Daylight Savings / Standard time question is this: We should mostly work during the day time, and it that means shorter hours in the winter, fine!
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Matt Griffin @mattgriffin.masto.ai.ap.brid.gy · 06/10/2026
Finally getting around to watching that House of Leaves movie (Backrooms)
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Matt Griffin @mattgriffin.masto.ai.ap.brid.gy · 06/10/2026
This thing keeps describing my normal state of being.
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Matt Griffin @mattgriffin.masto.ai.ap.brid.gy · 06/10/2026
www.bostonglobe.com/2026/10/05/opin…
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Why college applicants sound like AI even when they’re not using it - The Boston Globe
Humans and machines have both fallen into the trap of thinking there’s a tidy formula to the ultimate application essay.
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Matt Griffin @mattgriffin.masto.ai.ap.brid.gy · 05/10/2026
Convicted Mass. felon pleads guilty to selling plutonium to dozens, possessing child pornography - WCVB www.wcvb.com/article/convicted-mass…
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Convicted Mass. felon pleads guilty to selling plutonium to dozens, possessing child pornography
A Massachusetts man pleaded guilty to several charges after the U.S. Attorney's Office said he illegally sold and imported plutonium from Russia.
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Matt Griffin @mattgriffin.masto.ai.ap.brid.gy · 05/10/2026
“I’m a professional who’s scared of their own voice!” - Almost Every Adult I Put A Mic On
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Matt Griffin @mattgriffin.masto.ai.ap.brid.gy · 05/10/2026
What benefits?
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Matt Griffin @mattgriffin.masto.ai.ap.brid.gy · 04/10/2026
Just say no
Can’t Slop Won’t Slop NO AI
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Matt Griffin @mattgriffin.masto.ai.ap.brid.gy · 04/10/2026
DA FUSION PATTERN | da share z0ne on Patreon www.patreon.com/dasharez0ne/posts/d…
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