Reposted by Matt GriffinJulian Sanchez @normative.bsky.social · 17mThe last one can be a cameo by Bowen Yang doing George Santos in a blonde wig. 4282
Reposted by Matt GriffinJulian Sanchez @normative.bsky.social · 19mFully expecting an SNL cold-open where the new Press Sec is introduced, but Trump keeps banging a gong and swapping in a new blonde mid-sentence as each either says something moronic or is asked about some outrageous lie on their CV. 2589
Matt Griffin @mattgriffin.masto.ai.ap.brid.gy · 1hSPAM needs to STFU State Police union fires back at contentious moment in gubernatorial debate - WCVB www.wcvb.com/article/spam-debate-re…wcvb.comState Police union fires back at contentious moment in gubernatorial debateIs there a "culture of misconduct" within the Massachusetts State Police? After last night's debate, the troopers' union has something to say. 010
Matt Griffin @mattgriffin.masto.ai.ap.brid.gy · 2hWhy is the Super Intelligence thing commissioning a report about AI risks? When there are SUPER RISKS out there? SUPER!!!! 000
Matt Griffin @mattgriffin.masto.ai.ap.brid.gy · 16hwww.404media.co/how-chatgpt-targets… "OpenAI also lets an advertiser, which can be a big business or essentially a random person, create what it calls an “audience.” This is a list of specific ChatGPT users the advertiser wants to […]masto.aiOriginal post on masto.ai 100
Matt Griffin @mattgriffin.masto.ai.ap.brid.gy · 22hAnonymous juror so worried about his reputation that he identifies himself and gives a television interview. Totally logical. No notes. 000
Matt Griffin @mattgriffin.masto.ai.ap.brid.gy · 15/10/2026I contain multitudes and occasionally one of them will get out and run amok. Please understand. 000
Matt Griffin @mattgriffin.masto.ai.ap.brid.gy · 15/10/2026The firing squad takes aim. The condemned man looks to the camera and says: PLEASE LIKE AND SUBSCRIBE 000
Matt Griffin @mattgriffin.masto.ai.ap.brid.gy · 15/10/2026I am also “profitable” on an “adjusted basis.” Give me all the monies. 000
Matt Griffin @mattgriffin.masto.ai.ap.brid.gy · 15/10/2026Watching some random AEW and a heel just… threw a drink in a child’s face? That’s one way to get heat I guess. 100
Reposted by Matt Griffintante @tante.tldr.nettime.org.ap.brid.gy · 14/10/2026If "AI" were a mere tool and not a political narrative you wouldn't need to headline "X used AI to do Y" all the time. Anything anyone does while "AI" is involved must reify "AI"'s power and relevance. Because it's not "just a tool", it's a bigger project of disenfranchisement some willingly […]tldr.nettime.orgOriginal post on tldr.nettime.org 1331
Reposted by Matt GriffinMatthew Haughey @mathowie.xoxo.zone.ap.brid.gy · 14/10/2026Imagine being able to transform the lives of thousands of people who desperately could use a break but then not doing anything while you watch your wealth graphs continue to rise.mastodon.social 022
Matt Griffin @mattgriffin.masto.ai.ap.brid.gy · 14/10/2026“Analog” gets abused as a term for real life way too much. A real tree isn’t an “analog tree.” It’s a fucking tree. 000
Matt Griffin @mattgriffin.masto.ai.ap.brid.gy · 14/10/2026Why are so many of these C-suite people such massive dorks? HubSpot cofounder apologizes for ‘curt and insensitive’ post about layoffs www.bostonglobe.com/2026/10/13/busi…bostonglobe.comHubSpot cofounder apologizes for ‘curt and insensitive’ post about layoffs - The Boston GlobeThe Cambridge-based company announced last Tuesday that it would cut nearly 660 jobs, or about 7 percent of its workforce. 110
Reposted by Matt GriffinErin Kissane @kissane.myatproto.social · 13/10/2026A thing about running LLMs on top of everything is that the everything they're on top of is a mess 0469
Matt Griffin @mattgriffin.masto.ai.ap.brid.gy · 12/10/2026Some days you just sit back and think “finally, people are seeing what has felt very obvious to me for years.” 000
Matt Griffin @mattgriffin.masto.ai.ap.brid.gy · 12/10/20268.3% ethanol! Baby supplement sold online recalled after FDA testing finds undeclared alcohol - WCVB www.wcvb.com/article/baby-product-s…wcvb.comFDA: Baby supplement sold online recalled after testing discovers undeclared alcoholA dietary supplement for babies, advertised to help "better sleep," has been recalled after the U.S. Food and Drug Administration said testing identified three different types of alcohol that were not declared on the product's label. 000
Matt Griffin @mattgriffin.masto.ai.ap.brid.gy · 12/10/2026Marie Calendar’s apple pies aren’t the best, but they are good enough. 000
Matt Griffin @mattgriffin.masto.ai.ap.brid.gy · 12/10/2026The thing about The Fireball Man’s bad opinion is that he is undoubtedly loving being the topic of conversation today. This reaction will only make him more insufferable. It’s lose-lose. 100
Matt Griffin @mattgriffin.masto.ai.ap.brid.gy · 11/10/2026Treacly sentimental music makes my skin crawl. It’s a sign of danger. 000
Matt Griffin @mattgriffin.masto.ai.ap.brid.gy · 11/10/2026Watching Richard Narita act next to Peter Sellars in “Chinese” makeup is too much for me right now. (Started watching “Murder By Death”) 000
Matt Griffin @mattgriffin.masto.ai.ap.brid.gy · 11/10/2026Football players should really stop high-fiving with their heads after a play. We know that sub-concussive hits contribute to CTE. WE KNOW THIS! Stop celebrating with your cerebrum, you idiots. 000
Matt Griffin @mattgriffin.masto.ai.ap.brid.gy · 10/10/2026“They’re doing it from scratch and by hand. I want to get with that.”flipboard.com 000
Matt Griffin @mattgriffin.masto.ai.ap.brid.gy · 10/10/2026Watching the new RiffTrax MST3K thing, “Sting of Death!” 000
Matt Griffin @mattgriffin.masto.ai.ap.brid.gy · 09/10/2026You’ll never guess what the new White House press secretary looks like. 000
Matt Griffin @mattgriffin.masto.ai.ap.brid.gy · 09/10/2026Scabs with bandaids. Brigham hospital replacement nurses ready for possible strike www.bostonglobe.com/2026/10/09/busi…bostonglobe.comBrigham says replacement nurses will ‘hit the ground running’ if unionized ones strike next week - The Boston GlobeAbout 4,000 unionized nurses are scheduled to go on strike at Brigham and Women’s Hospital. 000
Matt Griffin @mattgriffin.masto.ai.ap.brid.gy · 09/10/2026'Staff are scared and exhausted' Concerns raised by Health Department after resident died at Hopkinton assisted living residence - WCVB www.wcvb.com/article/health-departm…wcvb.com'Staff are scared and exhausted,' Health Dept. says after death at Mass. assisted living residenceAfter a resident died in a 99-degree room at the assisted living facility, documents obtained by 5 Investigates show temperatures nearing 90 degrees in several areas of the building. 000
Matt Griffin @mattgriffin.masto.ai.ap.brid.gy · 09/10/2026Disappointed to see that Control 2 doesn’t work well on Steam Deck. Might have to plug in the xbox. 000
Matt Griffin @mattgriffin.masto.ai.ap.brid.gy · 09/10/2026Can’t wait to get rickrolled but with video of an execution livestream. 000
Matt Griffin @mattgriffin.masto.ai.ap.brid.gy · 09/10/2026TNG’s The Royale has some DNA in common with the Backrooms, I think. 000
Matt Griffin @mattgriffin.masto.ai.ap.brid.gy · 08/10/2026I will die on this hill: ST: TNG: The Inner Light is a horror story. Picard is kidnapped and violated by alien technology completely without his consent. 000
Reposted by Matt Griffindamniel spookradski @self.agency · 08/10/2026i never ask you to take the time to really read something i wrote but i'm asking you nowjewschool.comWhen Jews Deny Genocide · Jewschool“Keep far from a false charge; do not bring death on those who are innocent and in the right, for I will not acquit the 14416
Matt Griffin @mattgriffin.masto.ai.ap.brid.gy · 07/10/2026I can’t believe the makers of copilot would do thiscyberplace.social 002
Matt Griffin @mattgriffin.masto.ai.ap.brid.gy · 07/10/2026Sucks to have a boss that’s a true believer instead of a cynic. Cynics are way easier to appease. 000
Matt Griffin @mattgriffin.masto.ai.ap.brid.gy · 07/10/2026“Digger” is interesting in concept. Fiction about theater is a fascinating thing. 000
Matt Griffin @mattgriffin.masto.ai.ap.brid.gy · 07/10/2026My answer to the Daylight Savings / Standard time question is this: We should mostly work during the day time, and it that means shorter hours in the winter, fine! 000
Matt Griffin @mattgriffin.masto.ai.ap.brid.gy · 06/10/2026Finally getting around to watching that House of Leaves movie (Backrooms) 100
Matt Griffin @mattgriffin.masto.ai.ap.brid.gy · 06/10/2026This thing keeps describing my normal state of being.mastodon.social 000
Matt Griffin @mattgriffin.masto.ai.ap.brid.gy · 06/10/2026www.bostonglobe.com/2026/10/05/opin…bostonglobe.comWhy college applicants sound like AI even when they’re not using it - The Boston GlobeHumans and machines have both fallen into the trap of thinking there’s a tidy formula to the ultimate application essay. 000
Matt Griffin @mattgriffin.masto.ai.ap.brid.gy · 05/10/2026Convicted Mass. felon pleads guilty to selling plutonium to dozens, possessing child pornography - WCVB www.wcvb.com/article/convicted-mass…wcvb.comConvicted Mass. felon pleads guilty to selling plutonium to dozens, possessing child pornographyA Massachusetts man pleaded guilty to several charges after the U.S. Attorney's Office said he illegally sold and imported plutonium from Russia. 000
Matt Griffin @mattgriffin.masto.ai.ap.brid.gy · 05/10/2026“I’m a professional who’s scared of their own voice!” - Almost Every Adult I Put A Mic On 100
Matt Griffin @mattgriffin.masto.ai.ap.brid.gy · 04/10/2026DA FUSION PATTERN | da share z0ne on Patreon www.patreon.com/dasharez0ne/posts/d… 000