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Matt Griffin

@mattgriffin.masto.ai.ap.brid.gy
55 followers 14 following 2.9K posts

:veri_trek2: I like television that feels like theater and collecting synthesizers. Somewhere in #Massachusetts, USA 🌉 bridged from ⁂ masto.ai/@mattgriffin, follow @ap.brid.gy to interact

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Matt Griffin @mattgriffin.masto.ai.ap.brid.gy · 20/10/2026
Do not feed.
An instant photo of Linda from bob’s burgers looking startled with “do not feed” written below.
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Matt Griffin @mattgriffin.masto.ai.ap.brid.gy · 16/10/2026
@self.agency 
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Matt Griffin @mattgriffin.masto.ai.ap.brid.gy · 04/10/2026
Just say no
Can’t Slop Won’t Slop NO AI
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Matt Griffin @mattgriffin.masto.ai.ap.brid.gy · 29/09/2026
@normative.bsky.social she was friends with fucking weev
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Matt Griffin @mattgriffin.masto.ai.ap.brid.gy · 15/09/2026
Ed shows us how much he cares about human life.
Ed Sheeran wearing a green foam Celtics hand making the OK symbol
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Matt Griffin @mattgriffin.masto.ai.ap.brid.gy · 13/09/2026
Combining hobbies to become unstoppable.
A green glow in the dark rc truck sits on a tabletop bathed in purple UV light. Surrounding it are tools and spray paint cans, tape, and glue.
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Matt Griffin @mattgriffin.masto.ai.ap.brid.gy · 05/09/2026
Evergreen Toot.
Can’t Slop Won’t Slop NO AI
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Matt Griffin @mattgriffin.masto.ai.ap.brid.gy · 04/09/2026
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Matt Griffin @mattgriffin.masto.ai.ap.brid.gy · 27/08/2026
Lore MIPSUM: dolor sit amet
A radio controlled car in pink, red, and yellow. Text on the side includes the placeholder “lorem ipsum” we all know so well.
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Matt Griffin @mattgriffin.masto.ai.ap.brid.gy · 21/08/2026
@self.agency whaaaa?
Dr Douglas Ong from the Venture Bros. He’s a super scientist who was mutated into a dugong.
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Matt Griffin @mattgriffin.masto.ai.ap.brid.gy · 31/07/2026
Two birds walk into a bar…
Two hummingbirds feed at a red glass feeder. One is perched, hanging low. The other is in hovering in flight. Grass and the pole holding the feeder up can be seen in the background.
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Matt Griffin @mattgriffin.masto.ai.ap.brid.gy · 30/07/2026
RE: cyberplace.social/@GossiTheDog/1170… FUCK AI NOW AND FOREVER
Can't Slop Won't Slop NO AI
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Matt Griffin @mattgriffin.masto.ai.ap.brid.gy · 26/07/2026
@me
Can’t Slop Won’t Slop NO AI
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Matt Griffin @mattgriffin.masto.ai.ap.brid.gy · 24/07/2026
@bodil word
Can't Slop Won't Slop NO AI
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Matt Griffin @mattgriffin.masto.ai.ap.brid.gy · 21/07/2026
this one is ok, too
A Mourning Dove sits at the base of a bird feeder pole in the grass.
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Matt Griffin @mattgriffin.masto.ai.ap.brid.gy · 21/07/2026
or…
A whitetail doe looks for food in some grass. The treelike is behind her.
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Matt Griffin @mattgriffin.masto.ai.ap.brid.gy · 21/07/2026
or this one!
A blurry photo of a young eastern cottontail rabbit. Or maybe the rabbit itself is blurry. Who am I to say?
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Matt Griffin @mattgriffin.masto.ai.ap.brid.gy · 21/07/2026
Or this one!
A common garter snake in some mulch and leaves.
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Matt Griffin @mattgriffin.masto.ai.ap.brid.gy · 20/07/2026
Just look at this gorgeous critter.
A young groundhog stands on the edge of a porch with bricks and grass behind it.
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Matt Griffin @mattgriffin.masto.ai.ap.brid.gy · 18/07/2026
This restaurant is always crowded.
Several sparrows eat at a bird feeder. A bright yellow goldfinch looks on from behind while a male house sparrow with a red head looks down from his perch on the wire suspending the feeder.
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Matt Griffin @mattgriffin.masto.ai.ap.brid.gy · 16/07/2026
@kissane.myatproto.social welcome!
Can’t Slop Won’t Slop No AI
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Matt Griffin @mattgriffin.masto.ai.ap.brid.gy · 05/07/2026
IT happened.
Trump watching live footage of himself on tv.
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Matt Griffin @mattgriffin.masto.ai.ap.brid.gy · 03/07/2026
A Great Horned Owl!!!!
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Matt Griffin @mattgriffin.masto.ai.ap.brid.gy · 19/06/2026
@dangillmor I think you can filter hashtags on the web version, but I mostly use Ivory.
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Matt Griffin @mattgriffin.masto.ai.ap.brid.gy · 16/06/2026
I audit with my eyes, primarily.
Can't Slop Won't Slop NO AI
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Matt Griffin @mattgriffin.masto.ai.ap.brid.gy · 11/06/2026
@self.agency RIP
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Matt Griffin @mattgriffin.masto.ai.ap.brid.gy · 08/06/2026
#WWDC read the room, apple
Can’t Slop Won’t Slop NO AI
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Matt Griffin @mattgriffin.masto.ai.ap.brid.gy · 03/06/2026
@virtualbri oh hello
Screenshot of Brian and me in the comments at 404 media
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Matt Griffin @mattgriffin.masto.ai.ap.brid.gy · 30/05/2026
Meteor […] [Original post on masto.ai]
A map of Massachusetts with a colorful blog off the end of Cape Cod indicating a meteor that entered the atmosphere there.
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Matt Griffin @mattgriffin.masto.ai.ap.brid.gy · 06/05/2026
@lkngrrr
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Matt Griffin @mattgriffin.masto.ai.ap.brid.gy · 02/05/2026
Celebrating my Strong Immune Response to these vaccines by watching Magnum PI. Commodore 64 is a guest star in this one! "I know that guy from when I was a kid!”
A blue Commodore 64 basic display with text “Enter access code. Ready, Steph”
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Matt Griffin @mattgriffin.masto.ai.ap.brid.gy · 30/04/2026
@sundogplanets I made this if you want to use it for any purpose at all
Can’t Slop Won’t Stop NO AI
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Matt Griffin @mattgriffin.masto.ai.ap.brid.gy · 30/04/2026
And the field notes sticker fits on it perfectly
A tracker card with a brown field notes sticker covering the entire face. There is a red stamp with the initials MG
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Matt Griffin @mattgriffin.masto.ai.ap.brid.gy · 15/04/2026
@self.agency
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Matt Griffin @mattgriffin.masto.ai.ap.brid.gy · 12/04/2026
My favorite birthday card ever. (It is not my birthday, I was just looking through files)
Two snakes. One is playing a guitar. 

“It's your birthday, oh yeah!
It's your birthday, ohhhh yeahhhh,
baby!”
“How are you holding the guitar?”
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Matt Griffin @mattgriffin.masto.ai.ap.brid.gy · 11/04/2026
I love this MacBook Neo and I love my Polaroid Hi-Print sticker machine that printed most of these stickers.
My laptop with stickers including: several Commodore 64 stickers, an enterprise d painting, a don’t panic patch, an umbrella corp logo and that upside down plane stamp.
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Matt Griffin @mattgriffin.masto.ai.ap.brid.gy · 31/03/2026
that clears everything up, thanks
Not to be confused with [Oology](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Oology), [Otology](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Otology), [Oncology](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Oncology), [Odontology](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Odontology), [Ontogeny](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ontogeny), or [Deontology](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Deontology).

This article is about the philosophical study of being. For the information science concept, see [Ontology (information science)](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ontology_\(information_science\)).
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Matt Griffin @mattgriffin.masto.ai.ap.brid.gy · 24/03/2026
Rot in hell, Sora!
Can’t Slop Won’t Slop NO AI
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Matt Griffin @mattgriffin.masto.ai.ap.brid.gy · 23/03/2026
Playing around with Unload Tab. Might be useful...
a screenshot of right-click tab options in Firefox:
Reload Tab
Mute Tab
Unpin Tab
Unload Tab
Duplicate Tab
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Matt Griffin @mattgriffin.masto.ai.ap.brid.gy · 23/03/2026
This is a new one for me and it sucks.
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Matt Griffin @mattgriffin.masto.ai.ap.brid.gy · 22/03/2026
You set foot on this floor and I put you in the list of people I do not trust at all. Six people injured after floor collapses at New Hampshire wedding venue www.bostonglobe.com/2026/03/22/nati…
a collapsed barn floor
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Matt Griffin @mattgriffin.masto.ai.ap.brid.gy · 20/03/2026
@self.agency I'm just picturing this
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Matt Griffin @mattgriffin.masto.ai.ap.brid.gy · 19/03/2026
LFG I guess?
A very early Mountain Dew from the vending machine
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Matt Griffin @mattgriffin.masto.ai.ap.brid.gy · 13/03/2026
I call this one "Four'ghan Conclusion"
four 3d printer Horga'hns from Star Trek in wood, green, and sparkly purple on a round wooden base.
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Matt Griffin @mattgriffin.masto.ai.ap.brid.gy · 08/03/2026
Look like pervert recording glasses to me.
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Matt Griffin @mattgriffin.masto.ai.ap.brid.gy · 08/03/2026
Oh, Bananaball does NOT like it when you point out that their announcer is wearing pervert glasses. Perverts hate it when you talk about their pervert glasses.
Youtube warning: "You have been placed i a timeout by the owner or moderator. Edit and try again.
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Matt Griffin @mattgriffin.masto.ai.ap.brid.gy · 05/03/2026
It’s that time again.
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Matt Griffin @mattgriffin.masto.ai.ap.brid.gy · 01/03/2026
Higgins from the new Magnum PI looks like Helen from Bob's Burgers.
higgins, a blond white lady from the Magnum PI rebootHelen, the possible husband murderer from Bob's Burgers
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Matt Griffin @mattgriffin.masto.ai.ap.brid.gy · 28/02/2026
This show was dope as fuck.
a photo of blurred people dancing under bright white and blue lights. they wear black club attire.
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Matt Griffin @mattgriffin.masto.ai.ap.brid.gy · 25/02/2026
yeah, it's a real mystery
Headline: " Cocaine levels in Nantucket's wastewater are growing. No one is sure exactly while."
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