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The Young Randy Velarde @mattgregory.bsky.social · 15/10/2026

it's been stuck in my head all day, so now you all need to hear it. I've been hearing "Pink Pony Club" except it's sung by someone with the thickest Delco accent known to man

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The Young Randy Velarde @mattgregory.bsky.social · 10/10/2026

Oklahoma is going to win a game without scoring an offensive touchdown

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The Young Randy Velarde @mattgregory.bsky.social · 10/10/2026

99% I just saw a Longhorn Juggalo at Red River

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The Young Randy Velarde @mattgregory.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

I choose to interpret this headline as Ronaldo having beef with Jesus Christ. I do not need anyone to tell me the truth.

Ronaldo says Jesus broke his word, apologizes to Portugal teammates

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The Young Randy Velarde @mattgregory.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

oh fuck off TBS with that Kalshi hit during this Ben Rice at-bat

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The Young Randy Velarde @mattgregory.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

This, to me, is the most preposterous mix of schools to go to in a football career

Malachi Nelson's 4 year career completion, attempts and completion percentage at USC, Boise St., UTEP, and Syracuse.

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The Young Randy Velarde @mattgregory.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

Jeff Francoeur, I'm begging you to suggest Giancarlo Stanton as a pinch hitter 18 more times

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The Young Randy Velarde @mattgregory.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

I think there was a reason Indiana let Mendoza the Younger transfer, but it's hard to say from this clip

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The Young Randy Velarde @mattgregory.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

"is texas' special teams coach still pole assassin's husband?" a real thing I just thought out loud during that Tennessee punt return touchdown

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The Young Randy Velarde @mattgregory.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

so as soon as they did their little spiel on audio issues due to the president, ESPN's audio becomes unintellgible? incredible work

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The Young Randy Velarde @mattgregory.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

I am as much as a believer in Avery Owusu-Asiedu. The torrid pace to end the year in AA Amarillo is cool but the underlying overall contact rate is concerning, no idea what the Z-Contact% looks like either. Still, 14 homeruns in 30 games is crazy lol.

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The Young Randy Velarde @mattgregory.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

things will only be right when they bring this back

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The Young Randy Velarde @mattgregory.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

I will wait to hear the injury reports but now feels like a good time to dip out of the Giants season

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The Young Randy Velarde @mattgregory.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

it's really hard to get excited for polls projecting Dem flips when this is the messaging of the candidates they have

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farner @farnerb0cken.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

[trying to relate to my 12 year old nephew] so. I heard drake is making cringe tiktoks with his new larpy goth gf [my nephew thinking of ways to kill me] y-yeah. maybe. idk

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The Young Randy Velarde @mattgregory.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

I do not believe anything I read on the internet anymore, but I want this story about Ty Lue to be true. Source: www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/...

Reddit reply that says "I have a friend whose brother's coworker briefly dated Tyronn Lue. She said that on their first date they went to a restaurant and Tyronn Lue ordered two different bowls of soup and mixed them together one spoonful at a time before eating both bowls mixed together as one soup"

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Nicolas Hénin @nicolashenin.net · 17/09/2026

Nice campaign by the Norwegian Consumer Council about the declining lifespan of products. Enjoy!

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The Young Randy Velarde @mattgregory.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

gimme a one pitch triple play after an intentional walk, i want it

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David_j_roth @davidjroth.bsky.social · 06/02/2025

An all-time baseball tweet in my estimation. One of the truest things ever posted.

A Jon Bernhardt tweet from during the 2021 Home Run Derby reading "Trey Mancini. What a story. An inspiration; a legend. It is time for a man who has only had the opening riff from Immigrant Song going through his head for the past two hours to annihilate him."

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The Young Randy Velarde @mattgregory.bsky.social · 08/09/2026

is the implication here that Thomas Pannone's perfect game was actually bad? (I'm not @ing this person I have no qualms with them, I think the dichotomy of the chart and the message is funny)

"Perfect game in AAA! Congrats to Thomas Pannone. That's Dope" and then a chart below it that indicates the grades for Thomas Pannone's skill, locations and PLV are D, C+ and C+.

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Rodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 06/09/2026

showing up at another team's game just to laugh at their pain >>>>>>>>

a Florida fan at the Baylor game while the Baylor fans around him are miserable

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The Young Randy Velarde @mattgregory.bsky.social · 05/09/2026

sometimes it seems silly to assume "[player] should be good with [new team's] personnel" because everything is more complicated than that. With that out of the way, Darian Mensah going from Duke to Miami is the most obvious "oh, yeah that'll work" move

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Dolphin Pilot @theamitie.bsky.social · 24/03/2025

This guy rules

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The Young Randy Velarde @mattgregory.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

if you want Schiano to play out the season for reasons, fine but after a loss to UMass the only appropriate response his canning his ass

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The Young Randy Velarde @mattgregory.bsky.social · 03/09/2026

Denise Dillon I am begging you to work the phones and bring in Kate Koval

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The Young Randy Velarde @mattgregory.bsky.social · 29/08/2026

proud of my alma mater, definitely not mad. do not put in the paper that I am mad

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Nintendo of America [Twitter/X Mirror] @nintendoamericax.bsky.social · 25/08/2026

Also available from the recording studio is the performance of "Crown City" from Mario Kart World! 🎶 Listen to the track on #NintendoMusic: ninten.do/6016aOI7C

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Nintendo of America [Twitter/X Mirror] @nintendoamericax.bsky.social · 25/08/2026

Check out this behind-the-scenes look at the performance of "Title Theme" from Mario Kart World, straight from the recording studio! 🎶 Listen now on #NintendoMusic: ninten.do/6016aOI7C

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CM @becauseimapotato.bsky.social · 22/08/2026

My coworker's husband decided that the term "fur baby" necessitated the inverse and started to refer to their son as his "skin dog" and I have never been so amused and so unsettled at the same time.

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The Young Randy Velarde @mattgregory.bsky.social · 23/08/2026

going to the Italy pavilion in EPCOT and saying "grazie" to the employees so they know I'm a real Italian like them and not one of these tourists

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The Young Randy Velarde @mattgregory.bsky.social · 21/08/2026

DeGrom reaching 2,000 strikeouts at the rate that he did despite the injuries is kinda wild

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The Young Randy Velarde @mattgregory.bsky.social · 19/08/2026

Seeing Angie Nixon win the Dem nomination really makes me wish they ran someone more inspiring than David Jolly for governor

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Solomon @solomonrmissouri.com · 13/08/2026

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fraser ram🎃n @fraserramon.bsky.social · 01/08/2026

You know nothing about cheesecake

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The Young Randy Velarde @mattgregory.bsky.social · 04/08/2026

I really liked Leonard back when he went to the Tigers, glad he's getting a shot

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Derek Faraci @whwoolhat.bsky.social · 03/08/2026

Bet you didn't know that the Little Morton Salt Girl is an immortal being who existed before there was life on Earth.

An ad for Morton Salt that shows the Little Morton Salt Girl with her umbrella. The text reads "She was there when life was created."

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The Young Randy Velarde @mattgregory.bsky.social · 03/08/2026

My condolences to Arjun Nimmala. No one with his talent should have to be developed by the Angels

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The Young Randy Velarde @mattgregory.bsky.social · 02/08/2026

IF (and it is the largest if imaginable), Zyhir Hope's contact doesn't fall apart in the Majors, and Josue Briceño stays healthy then I'm really interested to see them with Clark and McGonigle (maybe one year with Greene too?)

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The Young Randy Velarde @mattgregory.bsky.social · 30/07/2026