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DK Vine @dkvine.com · 07/10/2026

We're triumphantly picking up microphones and watching them spin slightly above our open palms tomorrow when @mattcornah.bsky.social returns to the #Kongversation! We'll discuss Star Fox Adventures on Switch 2 and what it feels like to play Rare's Nintendo console swansong nearly 25 years later!

Prince Tricky talks to Fox McCloud by a campfire in SnowHorn Wastes.

"...STAY command and I'll sit on the Switch for you."

Edited screenshot from Star Fox Adventures.

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Matt Cornah @mattcornah.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Despite how many people claim they're prepared to die on them, most hills in Britain (about 99.3%*) remain entirely corpse-free. * Statistic taken from Brilliant Hill Stats Dot Com, which is a real website probably.

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Matt Cornah @mattcornah.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

THEORY: The level "Angry Aztec" from off of Donkey Kong 64 is called this, not because of anything to do with the Aztec civilisation, but because of the Aztec Zone from off of the 1990s Channel 4 game show The Crystal Maze.

Donkey Kong (tie wearing gorilla) stood by some stairs leading to an old temple in a sandy environment. The temple door has a picture of a llama on it. At the foot of the stairs there is a circular pad with his face on it. There are also bananas on the steps, which is an accident waiting to happen if you ask me.

The Aztec Zone from off of the Crystal Maze. Old temples in a sandy environment. Not pictured: Richard O'Brien.

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Krazy Kopter @krazykopter.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

BREAKING: The Weasels will no longer be opening for Ed Sheeran

The Weasels, a trio that performs at the Cock and Plucker bar in Conker's Bad Fur Day.

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Matt Cornah @mattcornah.bsky.social · 05/09/2026

Huge astronomy news! Not only has Pluto been reinstated as a planet, it is now larger than Saturn and Uranus. Source: children's ruler I found in a shop.

A children's ruler decorated with images of celestial objects (pictured: Jupiter, Saturn, Uranus, Neptune and Pluto) against a starry backdrop. You can't tell from the picture but it has a funky 3D effect when you move it around, it's amazing.

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Matt Cornah @mattcornah.bsky.social · 16/08/2026

Post a computer game creature you'd quite like to have as a pet. I want one of these, please.

One of those weird spherical creatures with tiny legs and a giant beak from off of Super Mario Sunshine.

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Matt Cornah @mattcornah.bsky.social · 15/08/2026

Every time I think of a funny photoshop to do I just think, "ah what's the point, some twat with an AI could do it".

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Andrew Ellard @ellardent.bsky.social · 11/08/2026

There should be a legal requirement not to label “long term online rental until the platform loses rights” as “Buy”. Call it what it is, “long rental”. At which point companies are incentivised to figure out how to make buy *mean* buy, or else lose sales to cheaper short rental and physical media.

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Matt Cornah @mattcornah.bsky.social · 07/08/2026

Instead of capslock we should make it so that letters are capitalised if you PRESS REALLY HARD on the keys. Can someone sort that out? Okay, thanks.

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Matt Cornah @mattcornah.bsky.social · 05/08/2026

I miss '80s nostalgia, when are they gonna bring that back?

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Matt Cornah @mattcornah.bsky.social · 04/08/2026

Imagine finding out that you've been wearing your shoes the wrong way round all these years.

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Matt Cornah @mattcornah.bsky.social · 03/08/2026

"I thought you were going to say--" I'm going to stop you there. I didn't say it though, did I? What you thought I was going to say is neither here nor there, and I'll thank you not to interrupt me.

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Matt Cornah @mattcornah.bsky.social · 31/07/2026

Right. This is gonna go absolutely viral so get ready for this. I like crisps.

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Matt Cornah @mattcornah.bsky.social · 24/07/2026

I have an un-posted draft on here which begins "when I am World King" and then elaborates no further. This is probably an excellent argument for why I should not be World King.

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Matt Cornah @mattcornah.bsky.social · 12/07/2026

This is how money should work in real life. Once you hit 99999 it just won't let you have anymore, that's your lot.

Coin counter from Wario Land: Super Mario Land 3. Total is maxed out at 99999 after having added all of the treasure. Wario is giggling in the bottom left corner whilst wearing a Victorian pith helmet.

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Matt Cornah @mattcornah.bsky.social · 08/07/2026

I'm on my holiday in the Scottish highlands this week and I've just seen something in the loch! This blows the whole thing wide open.

A strange creature apparently emerging from a loch. Some might say it looks very much like a human hand but to them I say SHUT YOUR FACE.

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Matt Cornah @mattcornah.bsky.social · 07/07/2026

Staying at a hotel. Full view mirror wall facing the toilet. The true horror of self-reflection. Whose idea was this? Anyway, pics will follow.

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Matt Cornah @mattcornah.bsky.social · 04/07/2026

Hi Americans! In honour of your big birthday I have made a list of the BEST AMERICAN THINGS. • That Wesley Willis song about McDonald's • Clippy the Microsoft paperclip • The American woman who says "battery low" in my Bluetooth headphones • Worf off of Star Trek Okay, that's the end of the list.

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Matt Cornah @mattcornah.bsky.social · 02/07/2026

Can British people stop saying "zee" please? Have some self-respect.

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Matt Cornah @mattcornah.bsky.social · 28/06/2026

What do you mean "Dunnop who"? It's me! Dunnop! How many other Dunnops do you know?

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Matt Cornah @mattcornah.bsky.social · 27/06/2026

Please help my friend Alastair out with this one if you can. #Urgent

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Matt Cornah @mattcornah.bsky.social · 25/06/2026

Watching an episode of Blake's 7 where they're clearly freezing their tits off on location. WHY CAN'T *I* BE FREEZING MY TITS OFF ON LOCATION?

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Matt Cornah @mattcornah.bsky.social · 25/06/2026

As we're currently equidistant from 25 December in both directions (more or less), I hereby declare today to be ANTICHRIST-MAS. Merry Antichrist-mas everybody!

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Matt Cornah @mattcornah.bsky.social · 24/06/2026

Going for a run. If I don't survive, AVENGE MY DEATH.

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Tom Neenan @tpneenan.bsky.social · 22/06/2026

so were they just lying about having written the kier starmer christmas special?

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Matt Cornah @mattcornah.bsky.social · 21/06/2026

Funny how the first three episodes of Star Trek (broadcast order, obvs) are "a person with magic powers has infiltrated the ship", "a person with magic powers has infiltrated the ship", and "a person with magic powers has infiltrated the ship".

Nancy Crater, a human woman (actually a salt-sucking furry alien, not pictured).

Charlie Evans, a human boy. Looks a bit naughty.

Gary Mitchell, a human man with scary silver eyes.

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Matt Cornah @mattcornah.bsky.social · 18/06/2026

Well I won't pretend I'm not a little bit disappointed.

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Matt Cornah @mattcornah.bsky.social · 18/06/2026

If this post gets a million likes I will post a picture of my bum. I might post it anyway.

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Matt Cornah @mattcornah.bsky.social · 16/06/2026

The problem with football cup times is you can't tell which pubs are the racist ones.

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Matt Cornah @mattcornah.bsky.social · 15/06/2026

I must've miscalculated the coordinates when I materialised my postbox TARDIS.

A red postbox apparently clipping into a stone wall.

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Joel Morris @gralefrit.bsky.social · 13/06/2026

POV: You’re not confident with the clarity of the set up of your joke, but also don’t know what POV actually stands for or means.

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Matt Cornah @mattcornah.bsky.social · 13/06/2026

When I was 14 all I ever really wanted to do was play Donkey Kong 64 and watch old episodes of Doctor Who. I am now 40 and all I ever really want to do is... umm, never mind.

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Matt Cornah @mattcornah.bsky.social · 05/06/2026

I'm on DK Vine's Kongversation this week with the delicious and delightful Hyle Russell. As I recall we talked mainly about urinals, but there's probably some Donkey Kong stuff in there too. Yes, I AM very good at promoting things on social media, you're quite right!

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Matt Cornah @mattcornah.bsky.social · 30/05/2026

I don't want to worry anyone but I think I might be pure evil.

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Matt Cornah @mattcornah.bsky.social · 25/05/2026

Would anyone like to be in a parasocial relationship with me?

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Matt Cornah @mattcornah.bsky.social · 21/05/2026

Just Googled "what cat is the best" and Google failed to just show me a picture of my cat so Google's basically useless isn't it.

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Matt Cornah @mattcornah.bsky.social · 16/05/2026

Nintendo have a "for you" tab in their shop and the first item on there is FIFA. What kind of brain-dead hoodlum do you take me for, Nintendo?

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Matt Cornah @mattcornah.bsky.social · 07/05/2026

Right, voted. What are the results, please?

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Matt Cornah @mattcornah.bsky.social · 06/05/2026

I've eaten the last of the Christmas pudding. I think it's over guys. 😢

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Matt Cornah @mattcornah.bsky.social · 04/05/2026

If you're out in the woods around the Greater Manchester area today, be on the lookout for wild Matt Cornahs who like to skulk about this time of year. Here's one emerging from its den. DO NOT APPROACH (unless you have sweets).

A wild Matt Cornah (humanoid goblin-like being in a red jacket) in a den made out of twigs.

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Matt Cornah @mattcornah.bsky.social · 03/05/2026

Idea for an advert: Hey! Remember that thing you liked in your late teens/early twenties? Well, IT'S BACK!

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Matt Cornah @mattcornah.bsky.social · 01/05/2026

STARRING Ewan McGregor as "Lemming" Olivia Coleman as "Lemming" Michael Sheen and/or David Tennant as "Lemming" Joanna Lumley as "Lemming" Chris Pine as "Lemming" (they couldn't get Chris Pratt) Eddie Murphy as "Lemming", "Lemming", "Lemming", "Lemming" and "Lemming"

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Matt Cornah @mattcornah.bsky.social · 30/04/2026

Are they going to do a Lemmings film or not.

A lemming (which, if you don't know, is a green-haired humanoid in a big blue jumper) stood on a grassy plateau surrounded by mountains. In the background other lemmings are dicking about. Promotional artwork from Lemmings (1991).

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Matt Cornah @mattcornah.bsky.social · 27/04/2026

Will blaming all of my problems on other people make things any better for me? Don't know but if not, at least it's not my fault.

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Matt Cornah @mattcornah.bsky.social · 24/04/2026

I have amazing conversations with my cat and the world is poorer for the fact we haven't started a podcast.

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Matt Cornah @mattcornah.bsky.social · 16/04/2026

Remembering Brick Block, famous for playing the first brick block in the game "Super Mario Bros", who sadly passed away today. RIP.

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Andrew O'Neill @andrewoneillcomedy.bsky.social · 08/04/2026

OOOOH I know this one!!!! Is it because prices are based on what we can be forced to pay, not how much the thing costs to provide? And capitalists will always jack up their prices if they think we'll be tricked into paying? Is it that?

BBC news article: "Why it could take months for fuel and food prices to return normal"

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Matt Cornah @mattcornah.bsky.social · 03/04/2026

I don't know if it's too late now, but I think we should give Jesus a stay of execution this year (for good behaviour).

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Matt Cornah @mattcornah.bsky.social · 01/04/2026

Hey you! Reading this! YOU SMELL. APRIL FOOL you actually smell lovely.

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Matt Cornah @mattcornah.bsky.social · 29/03/2026

NAUGHTY WHISPY WOODS EATING UP MY EASTER EGG NAUGHTY

Whispy Woods (the talking tree from off of Kirby) (stuffed toy version) next to a mostly-eaten Easter egg.

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