Matt Bearden @mattbearden.bsky.social · 04/10/2026“I hate fun. And Austin. As such, I appropriately moved west of MoPac. But now your air of community steadfastly encroaches. Shall I be forced to move nearer my lord and savior, the Hill Country Galleria?” 010
Matt Bearden @mattbearden.bsky.social · 26/09/2026🎵He’s a journo, we are journos, wouldn’t you like to be a journo, too? 🎵 010
Matt Bearden @mattbearden.bsky.social · 24/09/2026looks longingly into the sky from the dry part of Austin 000
Reposted by Matt BeardenJoel Pinckney @jpinckney.bsky.social · 23/09/2026I wrote this to try and bear witness; I hope you'll read it. If you do, I hope you'll later find some quiet to think about this man, pray for him if you'd like, and then find out what you can do to help those impacted by this violence and terror in your community.welcometohellworld.comHis car is still sitting thereAn ICE kidnapping in Austin 9421179
Reposted by Matt BeardenZach Goldberg @zgoldberg.bsky.social · 20/09/2026Ignore the FAKE NEWS. Thanks to Donald Trump’s leadership, Texas A&M DOMINATED Kentucky today. Proud to be a part of a HUGE win. Go Aggies! 58310
Matt Bearden @mattbearden.bsky.social · 16/09/2026You’ve never experienced Full Self Kicking mode. It’s the future. 130
Matt Bearden @mattbearden.bsky.social · 16/09/2026Well, lookie there. I was just told The Indians™️ had all the jobs. 030
Matt Bearden @mattbearden.bsky.social · 15/09/2026If the Kennedy would just blockade the Straight of the Potomac… 030
Matt Bearden @mattbearden.bsky.social · 15/09/2026Typed like somebody who, not only can he not skin a buck, but also, can’t run a trot line. Roasted. 140
Matt Bearden @mattbearden.bsky.social · 15/09/2026Is there a way to put space art on my walls without looking like I’m the space art on my walls person? The correct answer is no, but space art still gets me excited. 030
Matt Bearden @mattbearden.bsky.social · 15/09/2026“Looking into what the evidence says once or twice every decade feels like a good cadence.” We’re impatient beings, but this is so grand. Not just with Covid, but political autopsies, giant crimes, divorces, etc 021
Matt Bearden @mattbearden.bsky.social · 15/09/2026Bruv, you can have whatever victory you need today. 000
Matt Bearden @mattbearden.bsky.social · 15/09/2026No one should laugh at violence. Also, if you believe he’s a kid, maybe we don’t call him a “piece of shit?” Maybe everyone can overstep civil lines? 100
Matt Bearden @mattbearden.bsky.social · 13/09/2026Pretty in Pink James Spader grew up to be Bo French. 010
Matt Bearden @mattbearden.bsky.social · 13/09/2026Just hitting refresh on @briangaar.bsky.social feed waiting for him to eat his fucking hat and apologize to the greatest team alive (tonight) 051
Matt Bearden @mattbearden.bsky.social · 08/09/2026Wonder why it lacks so much of Judge’s usual nuance and acceptance? Talk to the studio suits that ultimately delivered the story/edit we all see. 001
Matt Bearden @mattbearden.bsky.social · 21/08/2026Writers should thank editors. “Calkins wrote a simple and mundane piece about a few dozen folks who showed up outside Climate Pledge Arena to support her view.” 0180
Matt Bearden @mattbearden.bsky.social · 18/08/2026You’re in the journalism business and you can’t diagram a sentence? 001
Matt Bearden @mattbearden.bsky.social · 15/08/2026I hope this person is super high when they read this. 1370
Matt Bearden @mattbearden.bsky.social · 03/08/2026Aren’t you in *Austin*?!? These are bold coffee shop declarations - even for new Austin. 110
Matt Bearden @mattbearden.bsky.social · 02/08/2026I still mumble aloud, “sa’ urn,” any time I see a Saturn. Yes, I too am amazed there are still some on the road. 010
Matt Bearden @mattbearden.bsky.social · 25/07/2026Look we get it. You scored for shit on the ASVAB in your poor as fuck high school. 100
Matt Bearden @mattbearden.bsky.social · 11/07/2026Yep, I think the latter is the right call. Too many critics want X years before something is “Texan.” It’s silly. Our observations always so much keener when we’re brand new to a location. Would still love to read this article 😉 100
Matt Bearden @mattbearden.bsky.social · 11/07/2026Drinking at the Dam is such a banger! Brings up an interesting argument: is a song written in your first months of residency less Texan (you just arrived) or *more* Texan (because you’re likely more observant than long-time residents?) 100
Matt Bearden @mattbearden.bsky.social · 11/07/2026Would read “What Qualifies a Song as Texan?” Would also just meet up over a beer and “fight” about same topic! 210
Matt Bearden @mattbearden.bsky.social · 07/07/2026He’s been chatting every day with Haley Joel Osment 000
Matt Bearden @mattbearden.bsky.social · 07/07/2026You’re behaving atrociously. Fingers crossed no one you love is assaulted. It’s terrible. 020
Matt Bearden @mattbearden.bsky.social · 06/07/2026If you only got rid of that flag once you ran for office, couldn't I be allowed to think you're a kook? 050
Matt Bearden @mattbearden.bsky.social · 30/06/2026Call me when SS adds a drive thru filled with fun drunkards 000
Matt Bearden @mattbearden.bsky.social · 27/06/2026If all of social media were posts like this we’d live in a utopia 020
Matt Bearden @mattbearden.bsky.social · 25/06/2026This is a great post. Have you considered repurposing it into 3 other pieces of content? 2701
Matt Bearden @mattbearden.bsky.social · 19/06/2026We elected a socialist to run NYC and now we’re losing wars & prices are up. SEE?!????????????!!! 010
Matt Bearden @mattbearden.bsky.social · 19/06/2026And you had fun fun fun but now Donald takes your freedoms away 0110
Reposted by Matt BeardenBrendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 17/06/2026Entire Biden family interested in this for different reasons 251539114
Matt Bearden @mattbearden.bsky.social · 16/06/2026I guessed Pee Wee Herman. So, imagine my surprise! 000
Matt Bearden @mattbearden.bsky.social · 09/06/2026The 3rd enchilada enduces coma and yet I do it. Every. Time. 150
Reposted by Matt BeardenSen. Pumpkin Gogurt @ugarles.bsky.social · 05/06/2026credit where credit is due, getting your cult addicted to tallow before importing screwworms is a good bit 1663841095
Reposted by Matt BeardenCoach Finstock @coachfinstock.bsky.social · 05/06/2026I'm Clavicular, and this is 60 Minutes 431652197
Matt Bearden @mattbearden.bsky.social · 05/06/2026Ken Paxton suing Celsius energy drinks. Says bc of advertising, but I suspect it’s over the metric system. 040
Matt Bearden @mattbearden.bsky.social · 03/06/2026Have we, any one of us gathered here today, considered that this very post, this cybersmithian harrumph, makes no effort to seriously engage or find the truth? (A hush fell over the gallery) 120