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Matt Bearden @mattbearden.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
“I hate fun. And Austin. As such, I appropriately moved west of MoPac. But now your air of community steadfastly encroaches. Shall I be forced to move nearer my lord and savior, the Hill Country Galleria?”
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Matt Bearden @mattbearden.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
🎵He’s a journo, we are journos, wouldn’t you like to be a journo, too? 🎵
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Matt Bearden @mattbearden.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Join the car crash set
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Matt Bearden @mattbearden.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
looks longingly into the sky from the dry part of Austin
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Joel Pinckney @jpinckney.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I wrote this to try and bear witness; I hope you'll read it. If you do, I hope you'll later find some quiet to think about this man, pray for him if you'd like, and then find out what you can do to help those impacted by this violence and terror in your community.
welcometohellworld.com
His car is still sitting there
An ICE kidnapping in Austin
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Zach Goldberg @zgoldberg.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Ignore the FAKE NEWS. Thanks to Donald Trump’s leadership, Texas A&M DOMINATED Kentucky today. Proud to be a part of a HUGE win. Go Aggies!
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Matt Bearden @mattbearden.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Dry-erase Marker Thursday
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Matt Bearden @mattbearden.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
You’ve never experienced Full Self Kicking mode. It’s the future.
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Matt Bearden @mattbearden.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Well, lookie there. I was just told The Indians™️ had all the jobs.
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Matt Bearden @mattbearden.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
If the Kennedy would just blockade the Straight of the Potomac…
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Matt Bearden @mattbearden.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Typed like somebody who, not only can he not skin a buck, but also, can’t run a trot line. Roasted.
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Matt Bearden @mattbearden.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Is there a way to put space art on my walls without looking like I’m the space art on my walls person? The correct answer is no, but space art still gets me excited.
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Matt Bearden @mattbearden.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
“Looking into what the evidence says once or twice every decade feels like a good cadence.” We’re impatient beings, but this is so grand. Not just with Covid, but political autopsies, giant crimes, divorces, etc
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Matt Bearden @mattbearden.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Bruv, you can have whatever victory you need today.
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Matt Bearden @mattbearden.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
I don’t. I didn’t write that he’s a “kid.”
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Matt Bearden @mattbearden.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
No one should laugh at violence. Also, if you believe he’s a kid, maybe we don’t call him a “piece of shit?” Maybe everyone can overstep civil lines?
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Matt Bearden @mattbearden.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Pretty in Pink James Spader grew up to be Bo French.
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Matt Bearden @mattbearden.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
I CAN FINALLY GO TO BED
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Matt Bearden @mattbearden.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Just hitting refresh on @briangaar.bsky.social feed waiting for him to eat his fucking hat and apologize to the greatest team alive (tonight)
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Matt Bearden @mattbearden.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Hi is this about his Rogan episode
Screen grab of an Elon Musk tweet which reads, “It’s a hit piece that misses, and makes the fatal sin of being boring for four hours.”
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Matt Bearden @mattbearden.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Wonder why it lacks so much of Judge’s usual nuance and acceptance? Talk to the studio suits that ultimately delivered the story/edit we all see.
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Matt Bearden @mattbearden.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
#notallnotablemen
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Matt Bearden @mattbearden.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Writers should thank editors. “Calkins wrote a simple and mundane piece about a few dozen folks who showed up outside Climate Pledge Arena to support her view.”
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Matt Bearden @mattbearden.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
You’re in the journalism business and you can’t diagram a sentence?
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Matt Bearden @mattbearden.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
I hope this person is super high when they read this.
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Matt Bearden @mattbearden.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
Aren’t you in *Austin*?!? These are bold coffee shop declarations - even for new Austin.
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Matt Bearden @mattbearden.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
I still mumble aloud, “sa’ urn,” any time I see a Saturn. Yes, I too am amazed there are still some on the road.
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Matt Bearden @mattbearden.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
Look we get it. You scored for shit on the ASVAB in your poor as fuck high school.
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Matt Bearden @mattbearden.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
He’s doing 80s metal now
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Matt Bearden @mattbearden.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
Yep, I think the latter is the right call. Too many critics want X years before something is “Texan.” It’s silly. Our observations always so much keener when we’re brand new to a location. Would still love to read this article 😉
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Matt Bearden @mattbearden.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
Drinking at the Dam is such a banger! Brings up an interesting argument: is a song written in your first months of residency less Texan (you just arrived) or *more* Texan (because you’re likely more observant than long-time residents?)
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Matt Bearden @mattbearden.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
Would read “What Qualifies a Song as Texan?” Would also just meet up over a beer and “fight” about same topic!
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Matt Bearden @mattbearden.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
He’s been chatting every day with Haley Joel Osment
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Matt Bearden @mattbearden.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
You’re behaving atrociously. Fingers crossed no one you love is assaulted. It’s terrible.
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Matt Bearden @mattbearden.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
If you only got rid of that flag once you ran for office, couldn't I be allowed to think you're a kook?
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Matt Bearden @mattbearden.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
Can’t wait for bluskie to add an eject button
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Matt Bearden @mattbearden.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
Call me when SS adds a drive thru filled with fun drunkards
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Matt Bearden @mattbearden.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
Every. Time.
AI female porn bot image with caption about men mastubating to her. It was shared by hunt6996
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Matt Bearden @mattbearden.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
If all of social media were posts like this we’d live in a utopia
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Matt Bearden @mattbearden.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
This is a great post. Have you considered repurposing it into 3 other pieces of content?
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Matt Bearden @mattbearden.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
We elected a socialist to run NYC and now we’re losing wars & prices are up. SEE?!????????????!!!
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Matt Bearden @mattbearden.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
And you had fun fun fun but now Donald takes your freedoms away
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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
Entire Biden family interested in this for different reasons
A YouTube screengrab that says Corn Pop Crack!
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Matt Bearden @mattbearden.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
I guessed Pee Wee Herman. So, imagine my surprise!
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Matt Bearden @mattbearden.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
You’re correct to feel this way
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Matt Bearden @mattbearden.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
The 3rd enchilada enduces coma and yet I do it. Every. Time.
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Sen. Pumpkin Gogurt @ugarles.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
credit where credit is due, getting your cult addicted to tallow before importing screwworms is a good bit
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Coach Finstock @coachfinstock.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
I'm Clavicular, and this is 60 Minutes
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Matt Bearden @mattbearden.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
Ken Paxton suing Celsius energy drinks. Says bc of advertising, but I suspect it’s over the metric system.
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Matt Bearden @mattbearden.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
Have we, any one of us gathered here today, considered that this very post, this cybersmithian harrumph, makes no effort to seriously engage or find the truth? (A hush fell over the gallery)
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