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Matty (but scary) @matt-y.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
when a website doesn't respect my prefersReducedMotion settings: >:(
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Matty (but scary) @matt-y.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
me looking at the new metra train design: <3_<3
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go away 🦫 @snakeroot.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
That big boy, that big bitch, for all weather
Bactrian camel in the wind
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Matty (but scary) @matt-y.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
What the millennium garage in chicago should have been
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Matty (but scary) @matt-y.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I’m on the precipice of becoming a genius with the gambits like ten hours in. Lots of little tweaking.
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Blaise Boo-lysse Bernard Collins @wittywebhandle.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
"We disrespect the Banana."
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Matty (but scary) @matt-y.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
That’s my current understanding rn. You effectively are cloning it through grafting.
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Matty (but scary) @matt-y.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I’m in an internet rabbit hole right now about apples it is crazy you can graft an apple clipping onto a different tree in the malus genus - across continents even - and get the same kind of apple growing at the end An I understanding that right? Grafting is p fascinating.
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Matty (but scary) @matt-y.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Happy spooky season to all
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Matty (but scary) @matt-y.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I'm desperate to hear this digital clank sound
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Matty (but scary) @matt-y.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I can't prove it but the cut through traffic on my street in Oak Park feels like it has gotten dramatically worse the last year. Both in volume and behavior.
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Matty (but scary) @matt-y.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Is there a gas leak in my apartment?
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Matty (but scary) @matt-y.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Hark! Do you hear the fuckin’ sea?
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Matty (but scary) @matt-y.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I wrote a big python script and now I need a nap
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Matty (but scary) @matt-y.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
if oak park nimbys actually cared about the place instead of their property values they'd use their time and energy to prevent another pedestrian from getting pancaked by a cement truck instead of fighting against affordable housing
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Matty (but scary) @matt-y.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
logging off the work computer to take my dog for a walk
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Matty (but scary) @matt-y.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
TIL that AI people created an agent skill called "I have adhd" where apparently saying this to the AI agent gets it to give more clear output. I struggle with adhd every day and reading about this fun little hack they discovered makes me want to punch through my computer monitor
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Matty (but scary) @matt-y.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Picked up final fantasy 12 on sale; looking forward to getting back to this one. Never finished it on the ps2.
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Matty (but scary) @matt-y.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Man I really want to flip one of those.
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Matty (but scary) @matt-y.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Getting spooky season started early this year with a Kwaidan rewatch. Love ghost stories.
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Matty (but scary) @matt-y.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
I couldn’t believe what I was looking at
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Matty (but scary) @matt-y.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
The converse logo is a star I guess but like, damn
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Matty (but scary) @matt-y.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
The people long for eurojank.
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Matty (but scary) @matt-y.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
I may let this one win
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Matty (but scary) @matt-y.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Having intrusive thoughts like "I should learn to weld"
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Chappell Ellison @chappelltracker.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
hey so I think I just found the best video on youtube youtu.be/3LGdFKIXr9I?...
youtu.be
song that plays when you encounter a caterpillar
YouTube video by Solaris
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Matty (but scary) @matt-y.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
I live in an apartment building down the street from them less than a block away. Right near Fenwick. I get to look at their welcoming yard sign walking the dog like 4x a day. Just put up a sign that says "I hate my neighbors and I never say hello to them" instead.
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Matty (but scary) @matt-y.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Really just straight up anti social too considering they live on a block with two large condo buildings and two smaller ones. these people are weird freaks.
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Matty (but scary) @matt-y.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Your house is already built you fucking dipshit
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Matty (but scary) @matt-y.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Corner lot single family mansion with a “save our single family zoning” yard sign sums up these clowns pretty well.
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Matty (but scary) @matt-y.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Boomer NIMBYs in oak park are such fucking losers, my god.
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Matty (but scary) @matt-y.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Gonna watch The Demon of Mount Oe tonight. Really excited to cross this one off the list!
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Matty (but scary) @matt-y.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
what the f is the calculus for creating a pedestrian refuge in the middle of a road without any bollards?
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Matty (but scary) @matt-y.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Fully off of Digital Ocean. Deleted my whole account. Bye!
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Matty (but scary) @matt-y.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Laying down on the couch in a slightly weird position for five minutes in your late 30's: you get to feel the consequences for five days.
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Matty (but scary) @matt-y.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
tried to explain to someone how I diagnosed and fixed a DNS issue on a VPS hosting a web server and realized half way through I started to sound completely unhinged that's DNS, baby!
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Neon Deutschland @neondeutschland.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
The Neon Alphabet. Day 10: J is for Jansen.
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Matty (but scary) @matt-y.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
I am stuck in the encarta mind maze
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Matty (but scary) @matt-y.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
The wrist injuries people are gonna get from trying to use that folding iphone are gonna be epic
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foaming pipe snake @guntoucher.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
grogu has been caught and compromised to a permanent end
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Matty (but scary) @matt-y.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
At what point to we stop calling that a phone
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Matty (but scary) @matt-y.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
I will be moving off digital ocean as soon as I am able to do so. This is incredibly gross. Been with them for something like a decade.
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Matty (but scary) @matt-y.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
I am in the front room of the house with my hands and face pressed against the glass waiting for fedex
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Matty (but scary) @matt-y.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Google. running a nuclear power plant like they run search results
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Matty (but scary) @matt-y.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
weird AI pervert CTO? No prob
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Matty (but scary) @matt-y.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Highly recommend just blocking everyone that works for certain companies up front.
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Matty (but scary) @matt-y.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
cosplayers in shambles
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Matty (but scary) @matt-y.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
"AI writes mediocre code" - do you know what mediocre means? That's us you dipshits.
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Matty (but scary) @matt-y.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Do they think their boss isn't crossing their fingers so hard they almost get an aneurysm waiting for the moment they can just fire most of their developers? Do they think that won't happen to them? I cannot even remember the last time my job hired a junior developer out of school or etc.
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Matty (but scary) @matt-y.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
I still remain really confused at how fast programmers are tripping over themselves to make all of their years of experience worth virtually nothing to their own employers by adopting AI, etc.
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