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Matty @matt-y.bsky.social · 6h
Happy spooky season to all
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Matty @matt-y.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I can't prove it but the cut through traffic on my street in Oak Park feels like it has gotten dramatically worse the last year. Both in volume and behavior.
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Matty @matt-y.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Hark! Do you hear the fuckin’ sea?
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Matty @matt-y.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I wrote a big python script and now I need a nap
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Matty @matt-y.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
if oak park nimbys actually cared about the place instead of their property values they'd use their time and energy to prevent another pedestrian from getting pancaked by a cement truck instead of fighting against affordable housing
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Matty @matt-y.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
TIL that AI people created an agent skill called "I have adhd" where apparently saying this to the AI agent gets it to give more clear output. I struggle with adhd every day and reading about this fun little hack they discovered makes me want to punch through my computer monitor
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Matty @matt-y.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Picked up final fantasy 12 on sale; looking forward to getting back to this one. Never finished it on the ps2.
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Matty @matt-y.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Getting spooky season started early this year with a Kwaidan rewatch. Love ghost stories.
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Matty @matt-y.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Having intrusive thoughts like "I should learn to weld"
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Chappell Ellison @chappelltracker.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
hey so I think I just found the best video on youtube youtu.be/3LGdFKIXr9I?...
youtu.be
song that plays when you encounter a caterpillar
YouTube video by Solaris
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Matty @matt-y.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Boomer NIMBYs in oak park are such fucking losers, my god.
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Matty @matt-y.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Gonna watch The Demon of Mount Oe tonight. Really excited to cross this one off the list!
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Matty @matt-y.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
what the f is the calculus for creating a pedestrian refuge in the middle of a road without any bollards?
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Matty @matt-y.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Fully off of Digital Ocean. Deleted my whole account. Bye!
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Matty @matt-y.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Laying down on the couch in a slightly weird position for five minutes in your late 30's: you get to feel the consequences for five days.
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Matty @matt-y.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
tried to explain to someone how I diagnosed and fixed a DNS issue on a VPS hosting a web server and realized half way through I started to sound completely unhinged that's DNS, baby!
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Neon Deutschland @neondeutschland.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
The Neon Alphabet. Day 10: J is for Jansen.
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Matty @matt-y.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
I am stuck in the encarta mind maze
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Matty @matt-y.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
The wrist injuries people are gonna get from trying to use that folding iphone are gonna be epic
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foaming pipe snake @guntoucher.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
grogu has been caught and compromised to a permanent end
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Matty @matt-y.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
At what point to we stop calling that a phone
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Matty @matt-y.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
I am in the front room of the house with my hands and face pressed against the glass waiting for fedex
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Matty @matt-y.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Google. running a nuclear power plant like they run search results
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Matty @matt-y.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Highly recommend just blocking everyone that works for certain companies up front.
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Matty @matt-y.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
I still remain really confused at how fast programmers are tripping over themselves to make all of their years of experience worth virtually nothing to their own employers by adopting AI, etc.
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Matty @matt-y.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Those zelda character designs: yeesh
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Matty @matt-y.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Watching the x-files movie from 2008 and watching a character search google and see actual results on the screen.
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Matty @matt-y.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Lately I'm having to get on the computer with a to-do list or else I'm scrolling.
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Matty @matt-y.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Ya know I think one reason I am way less excited about computer programming than I used to be is because my eyes, neck, and back are all fucked from doing it the last however many years.
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Matty @matt-y.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Nothing will make you feel more crazy than trying to explain to someone how you prefer to load a dishwasher
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Matty @matt-y.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Why does bike the drive cost almost $80 to participate in?
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Matty @matt-y.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Doing "single sign on" on the work computer about 18 times per day.
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Matty @matt-y.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
coffee will wake you up faster if you just pour it onto your head
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Matty @matt-y.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Anyone on here use a walking pad at a standing desk? How long did that take to adjust to?
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Matty @matt-y.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
I will be dumping @1password.bsky.social as soon as I can migrate.
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Matty @matt-y.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Seems like a layup for NITA might be fixing up all the Pace bus stops that are just patches of dirt two feet from 30-40mph traffic
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Matty @matt-y.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Does anyone know of a reliable and automated way to measure whether or not cars come to a full stop at a four-way stop? I think it would be really funny to get some data on just what percentage of drivers a block away from my house roll through the stop.
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Matty @matt-y.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
I declared emacs bankruptcy for the version 31.1 release and started a new config from scratch. Really enjoying the fresh start with all the fancy new stuff.
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Matty @matt-y.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
I will fist fight everyone trying to cancel Dolly Parton. Meet me at the home depot.
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Matty @matt-y.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
I think it would be a pretty good bit if we all logged back in to deviant art and started using it again.
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Matty @matt-y.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Scaring the shit out of myself because I forgot I fully charged the electric toothbrush
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Matty @matt-y.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
the psychology of people blasting music when driving through residential neighborhood areas should be studied
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Matty @matt-y.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
They should do this to the the Ike in Chicago.
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Matty @matt-y.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
It is wild how user hostile most online storefronts are. Good luck to you if you have slow internet.
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Matty @matt-y.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
75% humidity yesterday and 82% today I’m stepping outside into a swimming pool.
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Matty @matt-y.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
I think I picked the wrong dump stat on this character
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Matty @matt-y.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
Someone on YouTube put up full nights of adult swim from back in like 2002. Wild watching one of those.
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Matty @matt-y.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
CDOT need to stop being cowards and install bollards.
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Matty @matt-y.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Getting notifications from Fedex like "we looked at your package from across the room but didn't touch it or anything" for six days until it shows up
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Matty @matt-y.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
The wheel of samsara is about to crush my dumb ass
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