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🤯Matera the Mad🤯

@matera.mastodon.sdf.org.ap.brid.gy
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Been too much there, done too much that, and never had enough Self-diagnosed aspie, born troubleshooter, computer whisperer, herder of pixels, hoarder of files […] 🌉 bridged from ⁂ mastodon.sdf.org/@matera, follow @ap.brid.gy to interact

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Michael K Johnson @mcdanlj.social.makerforums.info.ap.brid.gy · 02/10/2026
If you want to make sure that your site can be manipulated agentically by Meta's Muse, do not block traffic from ASN AS32934, because if you did that, it might make it impossible for the Muse agents to reach your site. 🤡
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🤯Matera the Mad🤯 @matera.mastodon.sdf.org.ap.brid.gy · 6h
A little paranoid about Ms. Body's recent shenanigans. Nothing dramatic or seriously painful, but she's going through some phase. This morning I woke up with pee and gas having a near-violent sisagreement about available space. The conflict resolved without casualties....
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🤯Matera the Mad🤯 @matera.mastodon.sdf.org.ap.brid.gy · 20h
I can't read up a fantasy anymore because it's all full of kings and stupid shit
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🤯Matera the Mad🤯 @matera.mastodon.sdf.org.ap.brid.gy · 20h
Oh shit I'm so restless all full of energy I got to do something but every time I get up I want to lie down.
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🤯Matera the Mad🤯 @matera.mastodon.sdf.org.ap.brid.gy · 04/10/2026
I'm just trying to figure out what I want for dinner or if I even want dinner
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🤯Matera the Mad🤯 @matera.mastodon.sdf.org.ap.brid.gy · 03/10/2026
You have to look at the big picture. If there were no childless cat ladies, think how many Haitian immigrants might starve!
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🤯Matera the Mad🤯 @matera.mastodon.sdf.org.ap.brid.gy · 03/10/2026
oh my terminal cuteness? www.youtube.com/watch?v=dYRHgYbNeso hard to get those baby bats off the fingers 🤣
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🤯Matera the Mad🤯 @matera.mastodon.sdf.org.ap.brid.gy · 03/10/2026
Scuds will eat anybody 🤣 studio.youtube.com/video/5bzvLBhi3I…
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🤯Matera the Mad🤯 @matera.mastodon.sdf.org.ap.brid.gy · 03/10/2026
If I could figure out how to have two sewing machines set up at the same time without busting house seams.... One for the gruntwork and one for fancy stitching, less thread-switching - and Viktor Viking has that powerful low gear 😈
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🤯Matera the Mad🤯 @matera.mastodon.sdf.org.ap.brid.gy · 02/10/2026
I knew I was going to buy another damn sewing machine. It was just a matter of waiting for one to turn up somewhere and bite me.
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🤯Matera the Mad🤯 @matera.mastodon.sdf.org.ap.brid.gy · 02/10/2026
My "new" sewing machine has one biiiig problem - it only has ONE bobbin! 😱 Yo, Wawak....
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🤯Matera the Mad🤯 @matera.mastodon.sdf.org.ap.brid.gy · 02/10/2026
Went thrift shop crawling, with a side of garden center, on a sudden whim. I bought a couple shirts, a cactus, and a sewing machine. Yes, a sewing machine. Now there are five of them in the house. BUT this clunky plastic Brother does all the fancy stitches! I can do mini crazy quilts again! […]
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🤯Matera the Mad🤯 @matera.mastodon.sdf.org.ap.brid.gy · 02/10/2026
Took a break from tossing rocks and gravel around and checked my Switchgrass. Looks like the seeds are ripening. Now I have to make sure I get Indiangrass seeds too. Love my native grasses! Beauty, habitat, and the finest sipping straws money can;t buy 😜
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🤯Matera the Mad🤯 @matera.mastodon.sdf.org.ap.brid.gy · 01/10/2026
bah moldy stale kernels again
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🤯Matera the Mad🤯 @matera.mastodon.sdf.org.ap.brid.gy · 01/10/2026
*Glares at noisy computer* "What you doing, bitch?" oh - she's chewing updates
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🤯Matera the Mad🤯 @matera.mastodon.sdf.org.ap.brid.gy · 30/09/2026
RE: mastodon.social/@realTuckFrumper/11… yep, let's not worry about guns
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🤯Matera the Mad🤯 @matera.mastodon.sdf.org.ap.brid.gy · 30/09/2026
Whatever you do, DON'T let me forget that there are brownies in the oven!
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🤯Matera the Mad🤯 @matera.mastodon.sdf.org.ap.brid.gy · 30/09/2026
Second round of giant puffball dehydration - I only need four of the dehydrator shelves LOL
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🤯Matera the Mad🤯 @matera.mastodon.sdf.org.ap.brid.gy · 30/09/2026
The trolls in the basement were noiay last night
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🤯Matera the Mad🤯 @matera.mastodon.sdf.org.ap.brid.gy · 30/09/2026
Cancer rates are high in Iowa huh? Theyraise a lot of corn there don't they? 2+2=Roundup?
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Prof. Sam Lawler @sundogplanets.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 29/09/2026
I drove by the new RM Sherwood data centre on my way in to work this morning. I almost puked. I can't believe how fast it's going, and how stupendously much money is being dumped into this one data centre. No wonder it blew past any possible approval hurdles, there's no regulation in the world […]
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🤯Matera the Mad🤯 @matera.mastodon.sdf.org.ap.brid.gy · 30/09/2026
Harvest time? Sure looks like it, with Mr. A. Friend raining veg down on me - beets, carrots, and squashh, oh my - and the biggest puffball I've ever seen popping up two days later. I've known quite a few cats that weren't as big as that soccershroom. All right, already, I'll eat my vejables.
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🤯Matera the Mad🤯 @matera.mastodon.sdf.org.ap.brid.gy · 29/09/2026
OYFG No wider than 11 inches, though it looks bigger. Weight is a newborn kitten or so less than five pounds. Creative cooking, here we come. #Mushroom
Giant puffball sitting on a local advertising newspaper in my bathtub. It's tipped on its side somewhat, held by my left forefinger, to show its wrinkly bottom.The yuge puffball seen from the top; irregular, pure white oval with a few dirt-filled small pits and dirty specks.
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🤯Matera the Mad🤯 @matera.mastodon.sdf.org.ap.brid.gy · 29/09/2026
There was a mail delivery and pick up, finally - that's encouraging. However, now my interwebs is down.
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🤯Matera the Mad🤯 @matera.mastodon.sdf.org.ap.brid.gy · 29/09/2026
The last sip of coffee turned vicious, almost knocking me off my chair with a murderous air bubble 😮
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IFTAS @iftas.mastodon.iftas.org.ap.brid.gy · 28/09/2026
IFTAS is observing an uptick in PortalKombat activity. As a reminder, this is pro-Russian account creation spread across hundreds of Mastodon servers posting hundreds of thousands of posts. Here's a reminder of what these profiles look like in case they show up on your service […]
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🤯Matera the Mad🤯 @matera.mastodon.sdf.org.ap.brid.gy · 29/09/2026
Shedenfeuded 😜 The Hobbit Shed got primer on the eaves, some other finshments and caulking, and more shelves.
Looking into my shed through the open door

Two sets of built-in wooded shelves on the south wall are lightly populated with various things; sunlight dazzles through the trees outside the west windowThe northeast corner of the shed, where garden tools hang out (literally)
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David Gerard @davidgerard.circumstances.run.ap.brid.gy · 28/09/2026
lol didn't see this in time for today's Pivot - Meta Muse uploads your past and present Apple Messages to Facebook's cloud, even if you told it not to appleinsider.com/articles/26/09/28/…
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Meta Muse AI reportedly read Mac Messages without consent
In a completely unsurprising turn of events, Meta's Muse AI is stealing Apple Messages, past and present, and uploading the contents to its cloud, even if explicitly told not to.
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🤯Matera the Mad🤯 @matera.mastodon.sdf.org.ap.brid.gy · 28/09/2026
The only audiobooks available in Hell are abysmally written chick-lit read by Donny Whiney Voice.
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🤯Matera the Mad🤯 @matera.mastodon.sdf.org.ap.brid.gy · 28/09/2026
Reminding myself that there's a big bag of beet greens in the fridge that needs to be processed. Extremely dense nutrition, tender and mild flavored - boiled beet greens are the best part of the harvest! 😁
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🤯Matera the Mad🤯 @matera.mastodon.sdf.org.ap.brid.gy · 28/09/2026
A well written bit of sense: www.patheos.com/blogs/johnbeckett/2… It has long been my opinion that people who babble tha most (and loudest, and most arrogantly) about their religion are really trying to keep themselves convinced.
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🤯Matera the Mad🤯 @matera.mastodon.sdf.org.ap.brid.gy · 28/09/2026
that part of breakfast between the two cups of coffee where I sort of trance out staring at my feed
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Hacker Memes @i0null.infosec.exchange.ap.brid.gy · 27/09/2026
Happy Expression (A very happy husky named prince, credits:  happydoggo)
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Sad Expression (the very sad cat meme, credits: guangdang005)
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Regular Expression (code snippet of regular expressions used in the Perl module Mail::RFC822::Address)
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🤯Matera the Mad🤯 @matera.mastodon.sdf.org.ap.brid.gy · 27/09/2026
The other half is witing for a post to git ... 🌀 ... 🌀 ... 🌀
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🤯Matera the Mad🤯 @matera.mastodon.sdf.org.ap.brid.gy · 27/09/2026
Half the fun on Mastodon is waiting for pictures to load ... 🌀 ... 🌀 ... 🌀
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🤯Matera the Mad🤯 @matera.mastodon.sdf.org.ap.brid.gy · 27/09/2026
Let us all please remember that a POLL is not a VOTE. Ballots lost to optimism and overconfidence could lose EVERYTHING.
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Low Quality Facts @lowqualityfacts.mstdn.social.ap.brid.gy · 27/09/2026
Today's Low Quality Ad is for this "Living The Dream" Pin. Huh, the American Dream is looking a little bleaker than I remember it being. collabs.shop/mvr6ir
An enamel pin featuring a yellow skull with an axe embedded in its head, set against a white background within a gold circular frame. The text "LIVING THE DREAM" is written along the bottom border.
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🤯Matera the Mad🤯 @matera.mastodon.sdf.org.ap.brid.gy · 27/09/2026
Kurt Vonnegutrot #mashupanauthorandadrink #Hashtaggames
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🤯Matera the Mad🤯 @matera.mastodon.sdf.org.ap.brid.gy · 27/09/2026
RE: mastodon.social/@livelakemichigan/1… woh, it's foggy down by da bay
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🤯Matera the Mad🤯 @matera.mastodon.sdf.org.ap.brid.gy · 27/09/2026
Every time I start to have a little faith in humanity, I have to think of Ms. Clueless; her um...memory, her religion (that set her up for that other cult), her inability to learn from observation because she doesn't observe..... Sleepwalking through life.
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🤯Matera the Mad🤯 @matera.mastodon.sdf.org.ap.brid.gy · 26/09/2026
wtf with the mail?
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🤯Matera the Mad🤯 @matera.mastodon.sdf.org.ap.brid.gy · 26/09/2026
I will be saved at the second cuppa
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Feditips @feditips.mastodon.social.fraudulent.link.ap.brid.gy · 21/08/2026
If your timeline isn't mostly mentally ill trans girls you're using fedi wrong #feditips
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Kevin Leecaster @greenfire.mstdn.social.ap.brid.gy · 25/09/2026
UNCOVER is about proving that CO2 can be used as feedstock to produce biodegradable plastics, wood-panel resins, low-carbon fuels and cement-based materials, competing on cost, performance and sustainability with fossil-based alternatives […]
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🤯Matera the Mad🤯 @matera.mastodon.sdf.org.ap.brid.gy · 25/09/2026
mmm, starbees n cream, salami and last night's bread makes my coffee happy
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🤯Matera the Mad🤯 @matera.mastodon.sdf.org.ap.brid.gy · 25/09/2026
Weird phone antics. I ring up voicemail so I can clean it out and there's a frocking horde of them and I have no idea how they all got there. I start deleting them and the fecking fewn starts blanking out on me. I light it up again and and try tohit another voicemail and it blanks out and I try […]
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🤯Matera the Mad🤯 @matera.mastodon.sdf.org.ap.brid.gy · 24/09/2026
I told Mr. A. Friend last night that I was going to eat the whoooole pizza. That turned out to be a lie. Less than half of that fat little za went down before I went down - and slept solidly. So...pizza breakfast today 🤣 It's in a 9" pie pan. Thick, tender crust that was crispy-edged last […]
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🤯Matera the Mad🤯 @matera.mastodon.sdf.org.ap.brid.gy · 24/09/2026
Pizza's in the oven and woo hoo hee ha hih hih weeeeee
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🤯Matera the Mad🤯 @matera.mastodon.sdf.org.ap.brid.gy · 24/09/2026
Shopping AND hauling rocks around - I need this pizza!
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🤯Matera the Mad🤯 @matera.mastodon.sdf.org.ap.brid.gy · 23/09/2026
There is just one thing - ONE little thing - that keeps me from using the whole Chromium family of browsers. NO Text Only Zoom. That's it. I've tried compensating with add-ons, but they've all sucked. They just never learn. A web broeser that can't natively zoom only text - without making […]
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