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🤯Matera the Mad🤯

@matera.mastodon.sdf.org.ap.brid.gy
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Been too much there, done too much that, and never had enough Self-diagnosed aspie, born troubleshooter, computer whisperer, herder of pixels, hoarder of files […] 🌉 bridged from ⁂ mastodon.sdf.org/@matera, follow @ap.brid.gy to interact

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🤯Matera the Mad🤯 @matera.mastodon.sdf.org.ap.brid.gy · 16/10/2026
The Switchgrass is maturing. A few samples taken today are looking good. The straws are going to be skinnier this year because of the dry growing season, but that's okay because skinny sippers are what i want. No worries about having enough - I still have […] [Original post on mastodon.sdf.org]
a small bundle of green straws, freshly cut from native grass
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🤯Matera the Mad🤯 @matera.mastodon.sdf.org.ap.brid.gy · 16/10/2026
I startle easily 😬 #sceamshot 😱
Endless Screaming: "AAAAHHHHH"

Big Ben: "BONG BONG"
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🤯Matera the Mad🤯 @matera.mastodon.sdf.org.ap.brid.gy · 14/10/2026
Scream of delight? 🤣 #screamshot
Adjacent posts... Endless Screaming seems to react to a post linked to an article and/or  video about a runaway giant inflatable pumpkin,  with the comment, "Remember when this is what passed for mayhem? "
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🤯Matera the Mad🤯 @matera.mastodon.sdf.org.ap.brid.gy · 13/10/2026
o noes #screamshot
Adjacent toots. Endless Creaming seems to react to Anarchist News headline, "Anarchist Communist Group: **NON-VIOLENCE DOES NOT EXIST**"
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🤯Matera the Mad🤯 @matera.mastodon.sdf.org.ap.brid.gy · 12/10/2026
Ahd heeeeere;s Bill Samson! (don't ask) My chinny-chin-chin is in a ery symmetrical mood today 😁
My silly grin over a pair of beard-tufts that have been twirled and twisted so they stick out on the sides like wispy wings
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🤯Matera the Mad🤯 @matera.mastodon.sdf.org.ap.brid.gy · 12/10/2026
@jvschrag Everybody's a critic 🙄 #screamshot
posted (really funny) cartoon followed by an Endless Scream
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🤯Matera the Mad🤯 @matera.mastodon.sdf.org.ap.brid.gy · 09/10/2026
WBL Interactive Fireworks is da best
Screenshot of Android fireworks app hard at it, splashes of red, falling embers of variou colors, an a golen fountain all over the place
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🤯Matera the Mad🤯 @matera.mastodon.sdf.org.ap.brid.gy · 07/10/2026
I know....
Adjacent posts.... 
Fist one:
"Why is everyone lining up to view the reliquary?" 
"Remains to be seen" 
Second one:
"AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH" (Endless Sceaming bot)
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🤯Matera the Mad🤯 @matera.mastodon.sdf.org.ap.brid.gy · 29/09/2026
OYFG No wider than 11 inches, though it looks bigger. Weight is a newborn kitten or so less than five pounds. Creative cooking, here we come. #Mushroom
Giant puffball sitting on a local advertising newspaper in my bathtub. It's tipped on its side somewhat, held by my left forefinger, to show its wrinkly bottom.The yuge puffball seen from the top; irregular, pure white oval with a few dirt-filled small pits and dirty specks.
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🤯Matera the Mad🤯 @matera.mastodon.sdf.org.ap.brid.gy · 29/09/2026
Shedenfeuded 😜 The Hobbit Shed got primer on the eaves, some other finshments and caulking, and more shelves.
Looking into my shed through the open door

Two sets of built-in wooded shelves on the south wall are lightly populated with various things; sunlight dazzles through the trees outside the west windowThe northeast corner of the shed, where garden tools hang out (literally)
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🤯Matera the Mad🤯 @matera.mastodon.sdf.org.ap.brid.gy · 20/09/2026
Took a peek at prices on vintage ticking fabric. Whoof! I have a gold mine. Yards of the stuff. used and "new" in a variety of weights and stripe patterns with a few color variations. I love ticking. Somehow I got fixated on it as a child; some bit of […] [Original post on mastodon.sdf.org]
Some of my smaller pieces of ticking, including a rare one with red and tan stripes that is stained brown from long life in my old house
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🤯Matera the Mad🤯 @matera.mastodon.sdf.org.ap.brid.gy · 18/09/2026
The reward of patience
Deluge (bit torrent client) window with several downloads ongoing. Several of them have done nothing but sit on their thumbs.  One item, selected and highlighted, and now seeding, proudly proclaims an active time of over 9 weeks.
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🤯Matera the Mad🤯 @matera.mastodon.sdf.org.ap.brid.gy · 18/09/2026
Before we had bubblewrap, there were crackleberries. More generally called Snowberry, Symphoricarpus albus has fruits that burst with a satisfying POP! when foot-tapped on a hard surface. I popped a jillion of'm when I was a little 😃
Small clusters of pure white berries on a small, staggly shrub with oval leaves.
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🤯Matera the Mad🤯 @matera.mastodon.sdf.org.ap.brid.gy · 16/09/2026
It's just a really nice Wednesday morning.
The never-mow front yard in the morning sun - Echinacea at end of season amid assorted greanery, with an origami crane flying in from the left
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🤯Matera the Mad🤯 @matera.mastodon.sdf.org.ap.brid.gy · 16/09/2026
smol punkin courtesty of Mr. A. Friend, enthusiastick gardenator
small pumpkin, brilliantly orange in morning sun, on my doorstep
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🤯Matera the Mad🤯 @matera.mastodon.sdf.org.ap.brid.gy · 16/09/2026
grasscination 😜
blossom head of Indiangrass against a dark background
Bronze bracts with yellow anthers
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🤯Matera the Mad🤯 @matera.mastodon.sdf.org.ap.brid.gy · 16/09/2026
morning glorious
single morning glory blossom, blue with prple star and yellow center
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🤯Matera the Mad🤯 @matera.mastodon.sdf.org.ap.brid.gy · 16/09/2026
One of those mornings #screamshot
screenshot of two adjacent toots

news article posted by TuckFrump, news helicopter crashes while covering LA bus collision

long scream by EndlessScreaming
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🤯Matera the Mad🤯 @matera.mastodon.sdf.org.ap.brid.gy · 15/09/2026
Yoicks, iron-on labels! I can also leave off the fusible adhesive and sew them on. I didn't realize how easy it is to print on fabric with a laser printer. Most home fabric printing is done with inkjet or sublimation (or silkscreen for the luddites 🤣 ) […] [Original post on mastodon.sdf.org]
on my ironing pad, from left to right:
A fabric bag, spayedout open, with a label ironed onto the inside that says "Bag End" in fanciful letters.
A strip of uncut "Bag End" labels.
Sckssors, small iron, and marker.
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🤯Matera the Mad🤯 @matera.mastodon.sdf.org.ap.brid.gy · 11/09/2026
I'm still trying to find out anything I can about this weird old hunk of stash. Originally purchased from an Arlan's discount department store for $0.29 a yard, it turned up in a local thrift shop somewhen back in the 90's. There were two pieces, one 8 yards […] [Original post on mastodon.sdf.org]
vintage fabric, dark blue and red overprint on yellow, flower surrounded by a ring of 11 tiny flowers
Manufacturer's trademark is printed on the selvedge, but half cut off
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🤯Matera the Mad🤯 @matera.mastodon.sdf.org.ap.brid.gy · 10/09/2026
I spent most of the day in the "office" making swatchcards from scans of vintage fabric. Documentation might or might not help sell my patchwork items, but it makesme feel sort of competent. The idea is to paste groups pf relevant cards into L.O. Writer or something to print for each major piece.
left side: square of printed fabric, green tops tumbling about on a white background with random dots
right side: text on white square - "Inherited from my grandmother, Gretchen Ella Ahlers"

"Retired house dress"
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🤯Matera the Mad🤯 @matera.mastodon.sdf.org.ap.brid.gy · 09/09/2026
fexin A, screamworthy #screamshot
Screenshot of two adjacent posts

top: liknk to something about the dramatic increase in deaths from ectopic pregnancy in the US - MAGA caused

bottom: Endless Screaming , "AAAAAAAAAHHHH"
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🤯Matera the Mad🤯 @matera.mastodon.sdf.org.ap.brid.gy · 06/09/2026
This year's addition to my native grass collection, Indiangrass - Sorghastrum nutans - has settle in so happily that it's going to make me some seeds 😁 The rest of the gang are performing well too. The Sweetgrass goes without saying, it's all over, with […] [Original post on mastodon.sdf.org]
small but thriving clump of grass with small, thin flagstone mulch keeping competition awayIndiangrass flower head held steady by my hand
Shiny reddish bronze spikeletsTiny red banners of blossoming Side-oats GramaLooking over part of my front yard where a pretty good clump of River Oats holds up many heads, while Switchgrass stands tall in a fine display behind it
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🤯Matera the Mad🤯 @matera.mastodon.sdf.org.ap.brid.gy · 28/08/2026
stole this off subsnack cute, but hard job
Text image:
Someone should form an organization of missionaries to go into American evangelical churches and convert them to Christianity
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🤯Matera the Mad🤯 @matera.mastodon.sdf.org.ap.brid.gy · 28/08/2026
🤣 🤣 🤣 #linguistics_humor #screamshot
Screenshot of two adjacent posts. 
First toot is one word: homeosexuality
(note the E before the second O)
Second toot, of course, Endless Screaming: AAAAHHHHH
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🤯Matera the Mad🤯 @matera.mastodon.sdf.org.ap.brid.gy · 25/08/2026
how many ways can coffee go wrong 🤣 #sceamshot
Screenshot of two adjacent posts. 1 - boosed toot about dumping Equal (sweetener) into a coffee device, and 2 - Endless Screaming - "AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH"
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🤯Matera the Mad🤯 @matera.mastodon.sdf.org.ap.brid.gy · 23/08/2026
Indeed! #screamshot handy link - www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/cx272np…
Screenshot of a boosted post from @JorisBohnsonPM@mastodon.social with link to an article with the headline "Trump says Canada wants benefits of being a state" (truncated in the displayed image), follwed by a post from Endless Screaming
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🤯Matera the Mad🤯 @matera.mastodon.sdf.org.ap.brid.gy · 22/08/2026
No shit #screamshot
Screenshot of two consecutive posts

Big Ben goes "BONG" and Endless Screaming seems to react
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🤯Matera the Mad🤯 @matera.mastodon.sdf.org.ap.brid.gy · 20/08/2026
🤣 🤣 🤣 my very own #screamshot 🤣 🤣 🤣 Yes, the PeeWee Donnie tale is sick enough to be screamworthy.
My repost of a post with a linked article about Donniw Pimp's  sycophantic blonde cunt babysitter, followed by a good one from Endless Screamong
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🤯Matera the Mad🤯 @matera.mastodon.sdf.org.ap.brid.gy · 18/08/2026
Aquiline Tracking sent me a photo of my package. Yep, it was delivered, all right - to the wrong address. I think it's the south 8th - north 8th thing. Dyslexic delivery persons? Can I get it? Dunno, it's too far/too hot to walk.
small package on the concrete steps in front of a door that is not my door
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🤯Matera the Mad🤯 @matera.mastodon.sdf.org.ap.brid.gy · 16/08/2026
Eating my vegetables! Besides his able body and assorted tools, Mr. A, Friend now comes with a varied assorment of produce. Yesterday he provided three small ears of corn (snatched away from the ubiquitous coons), a lovely portion of tender young beans […] [Original post on mastodon.sdf.org]
Three beets - about two inches (five centimeters) in diameter, in a shallow white dish, with a fork. One of the beets is cut in half, revealing its richm deep red interior.
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🤯Matera the Mad🤯 @matera.mastodon.sdf.org.ap.brid.gy · 11/08/2026
I also pauseed to shoot a few of this Poison Ivy patch on a main street full of little shops. Noice, huh? I first noticed it some weeks ago. Maybe next time I go by I'll have more energy and make some noise about it.
Typical triple leaves of Poison Ivy peeking out of a weed patch (the city plants shrubs and daylilies beneath the lampposts and let sweeds take over)
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🤯Matera the Mad🤯 @matera.mastodon.sdf.org.ap.brid.gy · 11/08/2026
It was rough walking back up the hill, but there were good excuses to stop along the way - like this vast arachnid campground! 🕷️ 🕸️
top of an evergreen hedge with spider tents, gleaming and glittering in the morning sun, closely spaced all over
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🤯Matera the Mad🤯 @matera.mastodon.sdf.org.ap.brid.gy · 11/08/2026
Ooookaaay! The most profitable art project I ever whanged together is now in its forever home. Various circumstances strung this thing out over a couple of years. Then, when it was finished, it suffered a borken circuit, so I did the wiring completely over […] [Original post on mastodon.sdf.org]
On the wall of a darkened room, a rectangular shadowbox (long way horizontal) is lit up in rainbow colors. The light comes from behind dark, irregularly roundish objects. The shadowbox is mounted above a desk with a large computer monitor on it. Other devices and vague shapes lurk in the shadows.
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🤯Matera the Mad🤯 @matera.mastodon.sdf.org.ap.brid.gy · 10/08/2026
Arright Imup arready! #screamshot
screenshot of the first two toots in my feed this morning - Big Ben striking one (BONG).  ahd Endless Screaming (AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH)
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🤯Matera the Mad🤯 @matera.mastodon.sdf.org.ap.brid.gy · 08/08/2026
ROOF ROOF!
The wooden skeleton of a small shed stands a short distance from my house. A man is climbing onto its roof
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🤯Matera the Mad🤯 @matera.mastodon.sdf.org.ap.brid.gy · 04/08/2026
I kinda hope this young lady finds her way back home. She's declawed, and shouldn't be out.
Slender young feline person with big green eyes, classic tiger attire, standing on my front step
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🤯Matera the Mad🤯 @matera.mastodon.sdf.org.ap.brid.gy · 02/08/2026
😱 GOOD MORNING 😱 way to start my day! #screamshot
Screenshot of two unconnected but consecutive toots. One is the Endless Sceaming bot; the other is Big Ben striking one.
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🤯Matera the Mad🤯 @matera.mastodon.sdf.org.ap.brid.gy · 28/07/2026
I don't know why it took me so long to think of this simple, easy way to make zoplock bags usable. I still deem them abysmally useless for long-term food storage, and I couldn't be bothered to tab them for disposable use anyway. But for storageand […] [Original post on mastodon.sdf.org]
fout 3x3 inch ziplock bags with little white tabs on one flap made by folding over a small label
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🤯Matera the Mad🤯 @matera.mastodon.sdf.org.ap.brid.gy · 26/07/2026
Something snuck into the house and got me while I was sleeping 🤬
My left forearm and elbow, showing three big reddish spots
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🤯Matera the Mad🤯 @matera.mastodon.sdf.org.ap.brid.gy · 25/07/2026
ehrmehgerd I just found a tag in a big hunk of fabric that I aquired at a thrift shop back in the 90s or somewhen. So now I know that it was originally purchased at an Arlan's department store. The chain went kafoof in 1975. This dtuff would have been […] [Original post on mastodon.sdf.org]
Piece of fabric, printed in dark blue and red over yellow, in arepeating  pattern of six-petaled yellow edged red flowers with dark centers surrounded by a 3/4  circle of eleven tiny, yellow edged red stars.

Pink cardstock tag that was stapled to it reads :
"ARLAN'S DEPT STORES
DEPT 33
CODE_______
_5 3/4 Yds _@_29 Yd
Total Price_2.29_
Price and yardage numbers are hand written
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🤯Matera the Mad🤯 @matera.mastodon.sdf.org.ap.brid.gy · 24/07/2026
Indeed #sceamshot
Post about datacenters siezing (steaking) land (homes) to  make way for trasmission lines, followed by a good loud one ftom the Enless Screaming bot
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🤯Matera the Mad🤯 @matera.mastodon.sdf.org.ap.brid.gy · 22/07/2026
This last page of the antique German ABC book mystifies me. A hundred zeroes, wtf! The rows of numbers below it are certainly a guide to learning numbers by tens, but I think I need a teacher from the 1880s to splain it all. Anybody got an idea?
last page of the book, slightly cropped

Top half is a square, divided in quarters, each subdivided into five by five  squares, with a zero in each.
The bottom is just numbers, one to one hundred, in rows of ten.
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🤯Matera the Mad🤯 @matera.mastodon.sdf.org.ap.brid.gy · 22/07/2026
I know nothing about the background of the "ABC-Buch" that was lurking in an insecure location in the upstairs hallway. But old is cool, so I brought it down and scanned it. It certainly reminds me of why I never learned German! Visual torture all the way […] [Original post on mastodon.sdf.org]
Copyright by
Walden and Stowe,
Cincinnati. O,
1881
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🤯Matera the Mad🤯 @matera.mastodon.sdf.org.ap.brid.gy · 21/07/2026
My "nice" (non-invasive) daylilies are doing well. The eyed one is my favorite, and it's less crowded this year. Looks like it multiplied a bit too. 😁
Bronzy-red daylily with golden center. The petals have ruffly edges and gracefully curled tipsGolden yellow daylily with maroon center, a few large buds and a spent flower
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🤯Matera the Mad🤯 @matera.mastodon.sdf.org.ap.brid.gy · 21/07/2026
IN MEMORIAM Ann M. Stacy 1853 - 2025 Beloved sister, lover of black raspberries, coffee addict. BREAKFAST OF CHAMPIONS!
On my wooden desktop: A amll, dark blue bowl, half filled with a mixture of black raspberries and heavy cream, purple and lumpy, with a white plastic spoon leaning on the edge at 2:00. To the right of it, a stained old plastic mug of black coffee. Standard black keyboard peeking in at top.
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🤯Matera the Mad🤯 @matera.mastodon.sdf.org.ap.brid.gy · 21/07/2026
o noes not again it's gonna be one of those days here's your morning #Screamshot
Screenshot of two consecutive toots.

Top - post by @ansuz about the underhanded data sucking practices of Bright Data Ltd. (Yes, your smart TV is probably working for them.)

Bottom post by Endless Screaming -
AAAAAAAAAAAAAHH
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🤯Matera the Mad🤯 @matera.mastodon.sdf.org.ap.brid.gy · 20/07/2026
I know, all those polluting assholeboats! #Screamshot
Another screamshot!

Lake Michigan Live! 
Current*conditions near Sturgeon Bay , Wi.:
[webcam image of a big watercraft parking lot in the bay of Sturgeon Bay]
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Endless Screaming
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH
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🤯Matera the Mad🤯 @matera.mastodon.sdf.org.ap.brid.gy · 20/07/2026
I take my first peek at the nice, fresh Masto, and the first thing I see.... Should I be alarmed? Is there a #screamshot hashtag? Oh.
Screenshot of two consecutive posts

NPR
Keir Starmer resigns. Andy Burnham to become UK prime minister.
[link]
Posted into World News
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Endless Screaming
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH
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🤯Matera the Mad🤯 @matera.mastodon.sdf.org.ap.brid.gy · 17/07/2026
Couple of new paper creasers - top one is ebony; the lower, rat-tail style, is padouk (a very red wood from India, once extensively used in Pulljman cars if I remember right). I found a small old stash of exotic woods with some just-right pieces. I'd so […] [Original post on mastodon.sdf.org]
two hand carved wooden paper creasers
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