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Mateo Sandia

@mateosandia.bsky.social
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Mateo Sandia @mateosandia.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
They call him the middle brow jiggler
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Milk @milkpls.bsky.social · 26/05/2026
This one did really really well elsewhere because a Star Wars news page picked it up thinking it was real, even citing a source where it’s never mentioned
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Mateo Sandia @mateosandia.bsky.social · 11/05/2026
I’m blasting tech lesbian WASPS with my poverty Ray.
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Mateo Sandia @mateosandia.bsky.social · 16/03/2026
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Mateo Sandia @mateosandia.bsky.social · 28/02/2026
If you are a podcast producer you are a snake and more likely than anyone else to rat out your comrades
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Mateo Sandia @mateosandia.bsky.social · 17/02/2026
(scratching my tote bag) hmmm did they make a Adam ruins everything about public school fundraisers, I’d like to condescend to the little guy about how I kinda don’t wana do all that.
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Stellbound: Stellraiser II @antlervel.vet · 08/02/2026
this is so racist
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Mateo Sandia @mateosandia.bsky.social · 06/02/2026
I’ve been retro mode lately
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Mateo Sandia @mateosandia.bsky.social · 06/02/2026
Asking people at the library if they want to play doctor
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Mateo Sandia @mateosandia.bsky.social · 04/02/2026
Been playing a bunch of nothing
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Mateo Sandia @mateosandia.bsky.social · 03/02/2026
When everyone in the company has a work vehicle that’s a truck and some one has like a sedan or a crossover SUV type deal as a company vehicle you know that person just jerks off in the office all day
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Mateo Sandia @mateosandia.bsky.social · 29/01/2026
We need to meet up for one last game of hide and seek, it’s been TOO long. And it needs to be monumental
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Nicolas Dream, PhD @afraidofwasps.bsky.social · 29/01/2026
Shinji: I'm so fucked up... Me: (drunk at 3pm because I have a problem that will kill me at age 47) Shinji dat was goated
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Mateo Sandia @mateosandia.bsky.social · 16/01/2026
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Mateo Sandia @mateosandia.bsky.social · 12/01/2026
Today’s video is brought to you by data humper 🖕
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vee !! @cicadayl.pds.witchcraft.systems · 03/01/2026
barney when i shake a bag of barney treats
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Mateo Sandia @mateosandia.bsky.social · 30/12/2025
The in n out in Hanford has a slave bouncing around
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Timothy Burke @bubbaprog.xyz · 23/12/2025
The full spiked 60 Minutes CECOT package, clean & subtitled. 1/5
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Mateo Sandia @mateosandia.bsky.social · 15/12/2025
You can show a gamer the funniest and thoughtful thing ever and they will give you a dead eyed stare, but will also show you a clip of themselves sodomizing a enemy combatant that happens to be a child playing battlefield like it’s evidence of them overcoming the greatest hardship ever which…
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Mateo Sandia @mateosandia.bsky.social · 21/11/2025
Anyone else nostalgic for a time
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Milk @milkpls.bsky.social · 02/11/2025
Bill Pullman in casper family guy peter outfit tutorial
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Mateo Sandia @mateosandia.bsky.social · 23/10/2025
You used to be able to go on a forum and find a busty white woman with a wardrobe exclusively of a graphic tee with a phrase on it along the lines of “i love wookie cock” and she could become your wife. You can’t do that anymore
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Mateo Sandia @mateosandia.bsky.social · 22/10/2025
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Mateo Sandia @mateosandia.bsky.social · 21/10/2025
Dead ass being horny is a vibe
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Mateo Sandia @mateosandia.bsky.social · 22/09/2025
Don’t bother going to any rapture yard sales, it’s all Temu crap. Nothing of value in those houses, not a lick of taste. Just hobby lobby and buccees home goods
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Mateo Sandia @mateosandia.bsky.social · 22/09/2025
DVDs used to be fun, now you might as well just shoot yourself in the head because honestly what’s the point of anything. Like fuck me and my dumb little life. KILL ME NOW
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Mateo Sandia @mateosandia.bsky.social · 11/08/2025
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Mateo Sandia @mateosandia.bsky.social · 06/08/2025
Can I be your excellent specimen
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Mateo Sandia @mateosandia.bsky.social · 06/08/2025
A bodega cat is basically the ocks labubu
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Nicolas Dream, PhD @afraidofwasps.bsky.social · 17/06/2025
The reason is unNoem ~an @afraidofwasps.bsky.social original~ "DAMN That's Funny 😂"
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Mateo Sandia @mateosandia.bsky.social · 17/06/2025
Took a crap so big I started barking during heaves
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Mateo Sandia @mateosandia.bsky.social · 28/05/2025
In downtown Fresno, you’ll see a guy walking the meat wad from Aqua team
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Mateo Sandia @mateosandia.bsky.social · 02/04/2025
You have to kill the gifted kid in your mind
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Mateo Sandia @mateosandia.bsky.social · 04/03/2025
My message to Lowbies that want to be riffstars
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Prem Thakker ツ @premthakker.bsky.social · 03/03/2025
There's genuinely an unparalleled insanity in how mainstream institutions approach Palestine. Even after 16 months of Palestinians being starved, tortured, shot, bombed — on camera — *this* is how mainstream media describes a film covering a sliver of that much-broader reality:
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Mateo Sandia @mateosandia.bsky.social · 02/03/2025
(A man with his fingers delicately combing through his pubes) oh…I’m sucha vibe.
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TOM @tomwalker.bsky.social · 16/02/2025
Guy on r/streetfighter picked maybe the worst tattoo you could possibly get from the series lol
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Mateo Sandia @mateosandia.bsky.social · 12/02/2025
Wohoo chicken fries dinner tonight at the group home
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Mateo Sandia @mateosandia.bsky.social · 07/02/2025
You’ll need this
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Mateo Sandia @mateosandia.bsky.social · 31/01/2025
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Mateo Sandia @mateosandia.bsky.social · 31/01/2025
I’m aloud to wear my captain America shirt to the vasectomy 😊☺️
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Mateo Sandia @mateosandia.bsky.social · 31/01/2025
FUCK OFF FRIDAY!
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Mateo Sandia @mateosandia.bsky.social · 30/01/2025
Everyday I fight to not be myself on behalf of others. You’re welcome
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Mateo Sandia @mateosandia.bsky.social · 30/01/2025
They are constructing additional pylons in Sanger
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Mateo Sandia @mateosandia.bsky.social · 29/01/2025
Introduce yourself with four movies
TampopoThe doom generation Black dynamite Twin peaks fire walk with me
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Mateo Sandia @mateosandia.bsky.social · 29/01/2025
The little thug that could
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Mateo Sandia @mateosandia.bsky.social · 27/01/2025
Stop applying on indeed Go into places, ask for the manager and shake their fuckin ass
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Mateo Sandia @mateosandia.bsky.social · 25/01/2025
Mfw pussy on the menu
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Mateo Sandia @mateosandia.bsky.social · 25/01/2025
Me after all that has transpired
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