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matchavibesssss 🌱 🇨🇦

@matchatrees.bsky.social
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basic aah canadian twunk 🇨🇦🏳️‍🌈🏔️ expect cringe posts, gamer moments, and political ranting // taken // #yyc #canada #gay #hiker #tennis #writer | can be #nsfw sometimes | posts autodelete

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matchavibesssss 🌱 🇨🇦 @matchatrees.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Truly, Americans should be shaken that a head of state is now willing to openly admit this out loud. And by one of America's oldest partners. This is the American brand now.
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The Beaverton @thebeaverton.com · 22/08/2026
Art Of The Deal author fails to secure deal with friendliest nation on planet
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Art Of The Deal author fails to secure deal with friendliest nation on planet
WASHINGTON D.C. - President Trump, a man who was elected based on his self-proclaimed "deal-making genius", has failed to secure a trade deal with Canada, a nation most known for maple syrup and neigh...
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matchavibesssss 🌱 🇨🇦 @matchatrees.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
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matchavibesssss 🌱 🇨🇦 @matchatrees.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
"Lie down with dogs, you get up with fleas." I'm glad we're not accepting a bad deal with an untrustworthy party. Canada walked away from the table and said fuck you and your fleas, your diarrhea lettuce, and your diaper-wearing wannabe pedophile dictator. The rest of the world should follow suit.
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matchavibesssss 🌱 🇨🇦 @matchatrees.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
THE MIGHTY NEIN WON AN EMMY?! FUCKING YES, ABSOLUTELY DESERVED. ✨🤩
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Justin Wolfers @justinwolfers.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
Seems relevant: Canada is creating jobs at a rate that is roughly 4x that in the United States.
Line chart titled "The pace of job growth in Canada has outpaced job growth in the United States" showing cumulative percent change in employment since December 2024 for Canada and the United States. Canada's employment has grown 1.34% while US employment has increased just 0.34%, meaning Canadian job growth has outpaced the United States by nearly four to one. Canada's employment growth accelerated sharply from 0.98% in June 2026 to 1.34% in July 2026, the highest rate in the period shown, while US employment growth has remained relatively stable between 0.3% and 0.36% from April through July 2026.
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Catherine Rampell @crampell.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
Update on this: This bill just passed the Senate, 86-11. Efforts to strip the sweeping new tariff authorities from the bill failed. Lunacy
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matchavibesssss 🌱 🇨🇦 @matchatrees.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
Whoever decided to bring the raw unfinished concrete aesthetic to hotel rooms needs to be jailed
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lerrrgan @lerrrgan.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
we as redheads are allowed to be evil
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matchavibesssss 🌱 🇨🇦 @matchatrees.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
alright, let's see those fat russian hogs for #FCF
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matchavibesssss 🌱 🇨🇦 @matchatrees.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
my boyfriend said wearing cologne is "too gay" but literally took my cock like a champ this weekend. the math is not mathing, friends.
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matchavibesssss 🌱 🇨🇦 @matchatrees.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
the fact that most hotels in NA still don't have bidets 🫠
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matchavibesssss 🌱 🇨🇦 @matchatrees.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
Playing Palworld with a bunch of bloomfies has been fun! Tag who you think is the needy ingot thief 😂
y'all got any more of them ingots?
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Brent Bellamy @brentbellamy.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
Fun fact for American politicians. Canada’s forests are the size of all these countries COMBINED: Portugal. France. Spain. Germany. Poland. UK. Sweden. Norway. Finland. Denmark. Italy. Greece. Netherlands. Switzerland. Austria. Belgium. Get out your rake.
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matchavibesssss 🌱 🇨🇦 @matchatrees.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
There are Americans criticizing Canada for failing to control fires when we have literally over a billion acres of forest, meanwhile their government can't even control a bag of lettuce from giving their citizens explosive diarrhea. 🙄
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matchavibesssss 🌱 🇨🇦 @matchatrees.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
man corporate life be crazy, when you realize some people at work can spend more on a single partner lunch than your entire paycheque oof lol
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matchavibesssss 🌱 🇨🇦 @matchatrees.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
Soooo first Trump tainted the US Men's hockey win for everyone, and then did the same for the USMNT to the point where the entire world was cheering for Belgium to win. Are we STILL really serious about holding the 2028 Olympics in the USA? Or can we get a take-backsies?
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Snooki Says 'Cancel All Of It'
Alt: Snooki Says 'Cancel All Of It'
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matchavibesssss 🌱 🇨🇦 @matchatrees.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
Sorry but after that BS, I'm sure the world is happy to see the result of tonight's game. I'm just disappointed in those oomfs I thought were sane, but who were openly cheering on Trump and Infantino's corruption just because it benefited their team. I see who you are.
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Woman's Intense Tea Stare
Alt: Woman's Intense Tea Stare
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matchavibesssss 🌱 🇨🇦 @matchatrees.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
It's Stampede Season so it's time to play, "Is that guy hot or is he just wearing a cowboy hat and jeans?"
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matchavibesssss 🌱 🇨🇦 @matchatrees.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
happy Canada Day to all my fellow hosers 🍁
Hoisting a Canada flag on the peak
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matchavibesssss 🌱 🇨🇦 @matchatrees.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
Sorry, this man currently has me feral. Getting Canada's winning goal against RSA and looking this good has to be illegal.
S. Eustaquio
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matchavibesssss 🌱 🇨🇦 @matchatrees.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
This means #Canada can now compete in #Eurovision ✨ cbc.radio-canada.ca/en/media-cen...
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matchavibesssss 🌱 🇨🇦 @matchatrees.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
The boyf finally folded and agreed to get an espresso machine for his place. Only issue is that coffee nerds are obsessed with this ugly commercial kitchen aesthetic (see below - I get that the Rancilio is quality but but no thanks). Espresso bloomfs, drop your recos for machines please! 🙏
Rancilio Silvia Pro X
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matchavibesssss 🌱 🇨🇦 @matchatrees.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
I really just need to move to Vancouver, it's so pretty 🥰
Vancouver at sunsetVancouver at sunset
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Anonymous @youranoncentral.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
"O Canada" 🍁 6 - 0 😏
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matchavibesssss 🌱 🇨🇦 @matchatrees.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
without downloading new pics what’s it like to date and/or be married to you? 😬 it's not my fault I hyperfocus 🤣 he understands tho I swearrr 🫣🤭
Bf forgets his bf lmao
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matchavibesssss 🌱 🇨🇦 @matchatrees.bsky.social · 07/06/2026
Only 1. Because olives are nasty. Fuck olives. 🤮
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matchavibesssss 🌱 🇨🇦 @matchatrees.bsky.social · 07/06/2026
I'm already late to the party but if there is one thing y'all need to do this weekend is watch Season 4 of #TheLegendofVoxMachina on Prime - do it do it do it. We're only on ep 2 and it's already such a banger!
Screenshots from the first 3 episodes of TLOVM.
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matchavibesssss 🌱 🇨🇦 @matchatrees.bsky.social · 26/05/2026
Doing a ridiculous amount of work travel lately, so I’ve decided to become an official travel reviewer but only using emoji. Why use words when I can tell you everything about my trip, the airport, the local gays, and the food scene through emoji? Let's start with Montréal 🏁🏎️🍷🏰✨ 🚧🦺🛑🤬🥖☕️ 🥯🍟🤰
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matchavibesssss 🌱 🇨🇦 @matchatrees.bsky.social · 10/05/2026
The boyfriend decided to wear jorts to the DWP2 movie, I might disown him but he thinks he's sooooo funny
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Miranda Priestly (Meryl Streep) in The Devil Wears Prada
Alt: Miranda Priestly (Meryl Streep) in The Devil Wears Prada
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matchavibesssss 🌱 🇨🇦 @matchatrees.bsky.social · 09/05/2026
I love this place sm
Picture of deep blue sky and road
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matchavibesssss 🌱 🇨🇦 @matchatrees.bsky.social · 07/05/2026
I have such a good photo to post for that "Post you in another country" trend but I missed the train on it so nevermind 😌
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matchavibesssss 🌱 🇨🇦 @matchatrees.bsky.social · 05/05/2026
I just said "Florals? For spring? Groundbreaking." to @friendlywraith.bsky.social and he DID NOT UNDERSTAND THE REFERENCE. HIS GAY CARD MUST BE REVOKED IMMEDIATELY.
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a close up of a woman 's face with a woman in the background .
Alt: a close up of a woman 's face with a woman in the background .
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matchavibesssss 🌱 🇨🇦 @matchatrees.bsky.social · 21/04/2026
Trying to be more intentional about the brands I support, so I went shopping for a new non-American-owned scent for Spring/Summer. Fell in love with an Omani fragrance house - love at first sniff. If you want to know what I smell like for the next while, Amouage Reflection Man is gonna be it. 😌
Amouage Reflection Man box
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 20/04/2026
In the same manifesto, Palantir's owners argued that we need a national military draft, that soft power is over, and that we were too hard on Germany and Japan after World War II. I don't think that company should be allowed to exist anymore.
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Heafston @frozentundras.bsky.social · 19/04/2026
Funny how Howard Lutnick says Canada’s trade strategy is the “worst,” yet the IMF just stated that Canada's fiscal position is THE strongest in the G7. #Nutlick is the kind of "expert" running the USA now, and leading your trade talks. 🤦‍♂️ #canada #trade #boycottUSA financialpost.com/news/economy...
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IMF sees Canada's fiscal position as strongest in G7
The International Monetary Fund lauded Canada’s fiscal position as Mark Carney prepares to give an update on government’s finances. Read now
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matchavibesssss 🌱 🇨🇦 @matchatrees.bsky.social · 19/04/2026
FINALLY finished Act 1 of the book I'm trying to write, and it feels good fam, it feels real good.
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a woman in a black top is laying on a bed with white sheets
Alt: a woman in a black top is laying on a bed with white sheets
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Heafston @frozentundras.bsky.social · 12/04/2026
Inject this shit like cocaine into my filthy lib veins 🫦😂
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matchavibesssss 🌱 🇨🇦 @matchatrees.bsky.social · 12/04/2026
👋 kinda sad about the end of the snow season but less layers is probably a good thing too ⛷️
Selfie on the slopes ⛷️
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Heafston @frozentundras.bsky.social · 25/03/2026
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Millions of Americans can now claim Canadian citizenship by descent. But they have to prove it | CBC News
Amid rising tensions in the United States and increased global volatility, many Americans are looking to Canada — and their roots — for a possible way out following recent changes to Canada’s citizens...
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Heafston @frozentundras.bsky.social · 21/03/2026
This is usually what happens before the really fucked up shit happens in most dystopian stories... too bad most Trump voters don't read. www.reuters.com/technology/p...
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Exclusive: Pentagon to adopt Palantir AI as core US military system, memo says
Deputy Secretary of Defense Steve ​Feinberg’s order is a significant win for Palantir, which has landed a growing ​stream of contracts with the U.S. government.
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Heafston @frozentundras.bsky.social · 16/03/2026
He's going to announce that Amelia Mignonette Thermopolis Renaldi, Princess of Genovia, has agreed to both join his board of peace and the escort.
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a woman wearing a tiara and a strapless dress is standing in front of a crowd of people .
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Heafston @frozentundras.bsky.social · 11/03/2026
Truly inspiring talk from Maddow, speaking at UBC in Canada. I know I can sound angry and tired of America and its citizens but it's lovely to hear her share an American point of view that shares some hope. youtu.be/BGqypLBWjKY?...
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UBC Lind Initiative 2026: Rachel Maddow
YouTube video by UBC School of Public Policy and Global Affairs
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Heafston @frozentundras.bsky.social · 11/03/2026
Hey @durbin.senate.gov - thanks for making it clear to Canadians that you're complicit. It's impossible that you missed the governor reference that your Pedophile-in-Chief loves to throw around, but sure, repost it and praise him - you are PATHETIC. Keep your carp and your crap, love, Canada.
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Heafston @frozentundras.bsky.social · 26/02/2026
Forgive me for the crudeness, but Marsha Blackburn is a CUNT. Straight up, just an absolute, pedo-loving, rapist-supporting cunt. Americans, I beg you, stop electing bootlicking shitstains like this, your number of friends in the world are dropping so quickly.
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Jack Hopkins-The Original @therealjackhopkins.bsky.social · 25/02/2026
The mens Hockey team can take those gold medals and shove them up their ass.
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Andrew Lawrence @ndrew.bsky.social · 24/02/2026
congrats to the mens hockey team for letting a demented 80 year old sex criminal steal your shine and make himself the center of your accomplishment
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Humor Satire Memes @funnysnarkyjoke.bsky.social · 23/02/2026
[pic of patel drinking in the olympics locker room]  sankirtanam > Olympics - Congrats to US Mens Hockey on winning gold and being the biggest losers of the Olympic Games. Quite the accomplishment.
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Heafston @frozentundras.bsky.social · 26/02/2026
Everyone repeat after me: FUCK the team USA men's players. I bet you they went home to their wives & daughters after cheesing it up with a misogynistic rapist pedophile. Zero shame. www.theglobeandmail.com/sports/artic...
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The State of the Union was a zoo – and Team USA the monkeys
Olympic gold medal-winning U.S. men’s hockey team received about a two-minute bipartisan standing ovation during the address
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Heafston @frozentundras.bsky.social · 08/02/2026
Seems like a frighteningly large portion of the US population don't actually hold any objective view of reality and just feel and think what they are told. This is EXACTLY why the rest of the world is turning away and losing trust. Global power should not be in the hands of lemmings and zombies.
Chart that shows % of Americans, split into Republicans and Democrats, who see Canada/EU as unfriendly or an enemy, with both lines starting to rise, and the Republicans showing a steep increase.
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