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matchavibesssss 🌱 🇨🇦

@matchatrees.bsky.social
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basic aah canadian twunk 🇨🇦🏳️‍🌈🏔️ expect cringe posts, gamer moments, and political ranting // taken // #yyc #canada #gay #hiker #tennis #writer | can be #nsfw sometimes | posts autodelete

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matchavibesssss 🌱 🇨🇦 @matchatrees.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
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matchavibesssss 🌱 🇨🇦 @matchatrees.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
Playing Palworld with a bunch of bloomfies has been fun! Tag who you think is the needy ingot thief 😂
y'all got any more of them ingots?
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matchavibesssss 🌱 🇨🇦 @matchatrees.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
happy Canada Day to all my fellow hosers 🍁
Hoisting a Canada flag on the peak
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matchavibesssss 🌱 🇨🇦 @matchatrees.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
Sorry, this man currently has me feral. Getting Canada's winning goal against RSA and looking this good has to be illegal.
S. Eustaquio
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matchavibesssss 🌱 🇨🇦 @matchatrees.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
The boyf finally folded and agreed to get an espresso machine for his place. Only issue is that coffee nerds are obsessed with this ugly commercial kitchen aesthetic (see below - I get that the Rancilio is quality but but no thanks). Espresso bloomfs, drop your recos for machines please! 🙏
Rancilio Silvia Pro X
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matchavibesssss 🌱 🇨🇦 @matchatrees.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
I really just need to move to Vancouver, it's so pretty 🥰
Vancouver at sunsetVancouver at sunset
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matchavibesssss 🌱 🇨🇦 @matchatrees.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
without downloading new pics what’s it like to date and/or be married to you? 😬 it's not my fault I hyperfocus 🤣 he understands tho I swearrr 🫣🤭
Bf forgets his bf lmao
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matchavibesssss 🌱 🇨🇦 @matchatrees.bsky.social · 07/06/2026
I'm already late to the party but if there is one thing y'all need to do this weekend is watch Season 4 of #TheLegendofVoxMachina on Prime - do it do it do it. We're only on ep 2 and it's already such a banger!
Screenshots from the first 3 episodes of TLOVM.
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matchavibesssss 🌱 🇨🇦 @matchatrees.bsky.social · 09/05/2026
I love this place sm
Picture of deep blue sky and road
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matchavibesssss 🌱 🇨🇦 @matchatrees.bsky.social · 21/04/2026
Trying to be more intentional about the brands I support, so I went shopping for a new non-American-owned scent for Spring/Summer. Fell in love with an Omani fragrance house - love at first sniff. If you want to know what I smell like for the next while, Amouage Reflection Man is gonna be it. 😌
Amouage Reflection Man box
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matchavibesssss 🌱 🇨🇦 @matchatrees.bsky.social · 12/04/2026
👋 kinda sad about the end of the snow season but less layers is probably a good thing too ⛷️
Selfie on the slopes ⛷️
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matchavibesssss 🌱 🇨🇦 @matchatrees.bsky.social · 28/12/2025
oh they're so cunty - what's their party adventuring name? #BG3 #D&D
BG3 party photo mode
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matchavibesssss 🌱 🇨🇦 @matchatrees.bsky.social · 27/12/2025
Really liked the result! Now I'm gonna use it as the background for my @lerrrgan.bsky.social -style profile pic 🙂‍↕️ poomang.com/en/t/mycolor...
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matchavibesssss 🌱 🇨🇦 @matchatrees.bsky.social · 26/12/2025
no lies detected 👀
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matchavibesssss 🌱 🇨🇦 @matchatrees.bsky.social · 25/12/2025
surprise, you found a basic ass white man under your tree, sorry 🎁
just me i suppose lol
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matchavibesssss 🌱 🇨🇦 @matchatrees.bsky.social · 23/12/2025
To my British oomfs: Are you guys okay? I’ve keep getting 'British Chinese' TikTok videos and I haven’t seen a single green leaf or veggie. Why are we putting potatoes in the chow mein? Why is there neon curry poured on everything? Someone explain in the comments before I call the authorities. 🫠🥢🥡
Huh
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matchavibesssss 🌱 🇨🇦 @matchatrees.bsky.social · 22/12/2025
im pretty sure i forgot to breathe for the last 10 mins of the Mighty Nein season finale episode - but it was a 10/10 season through and through 🏆 if you've been waiting to binge, the time is now - support incredible storytelling and animation!!!
Screenshot of the Mighty Nein
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matchavibesssss 🌱 🇨🇦 @matchatrees.bsky.social · 22/12/2025
oh no, they made this skin for the MAN LOVERS.
bucky's reindeer skin.
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matchavibesssss 🌱 🇨🇦 @matchatrees.bsky.social · 21/12/2025
your honour, i present evidence
burger and root chips
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matchavibesssss 🌱 🇨🇦 @matchatrees.bsky.social · 21/12/2025
Showerthought: How is Canada making the best queer stories? From #SchittsCreek to #HeatedRivalry, the stories are not cynical - and when queerness isn't a lesson or a spectacle, I think the characters actually get to be real. Having 20+yrs of marriage equality really does change perspective, huh. 🤔👏
Queer relationship screenshots from Heated Rivalry and Schitts Creek
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matchavibesssss 🌱 🇨🇦 @matchatrees.bsky.social · 14/12/2025
Caved in and finally started watching Heated Rivalry.
Katharine McPhee as Karen Cartwright and Megan Hilty as Ivy Lynn in the original NBC series.MARK SELIGER/NBCU PHOTO BANK/NBCUNIVERSAL/GETTY.
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matchavibesssss 🌱 🇨🇦 @matchatrees.bsky.social · 14/12/2025
Dear muscle gays: some of you need to realize that the next phase of your fitness journey isn't more time squatting, it's learning how to buy clothes that actually fit the body you're building! FYI when your entire outfit (and ESPECIALLY your denim) looks like a wetsuit, it ain't a look. 😬😵‍💫
overly tight jeans on muscled legs. gross.
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matchavibesssss 🌱 🇨🇦 @matchatrees.bsky.social · 07/12/2025
Ok what's your fave way to warm up after being frozen? Try to keep it PG in the replies folks. For me, it's a cinnamon rooibos chai latte.
me wearing a coat + holding a shovel
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matchavibesssss 🌱 🇨🇦 @matchatrees.bsky.social · 06/12/2025
Hilarious that #HeatedRivalry was partially funded by actual Canadian tax dollars...so Canadians paid for that hot gay sex on your screens. So if you’re enjoying the show, legally you have to find your nearest Canadian and make out with them as a thank you. I don’t make the rules, I just fund them.
screenshot of heated rivalry
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matchavibesssss 🌱 🇨🇦 @matchatrees.bsky.social · 03/12/2025
Google search
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matchavibesssss 🌱 🇨🇦 @matchatrees.bsky.social · 01/12/2025
probably not anytime soon, reserved for the boyf currently. and there's so many incredible dicks on this site, if you want to see dick, you in the right place bud. 🙂‍↕️ I'll refer you to: @buffyfanboy.bsky.social @furriotter.bsky.social @colootter.bsky.social @altcadian.bsky.social to start. 🥰🙂‍↕️
lmao crazy
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matchavibesssss 🌱 🇨🇦 @matchatrees.bsky.social · 01/12/2025
ok, so exciting - he truly seems kind and cares for me which is a bit new. I've always dated assholes. Scares me? I'm the first guy he's dated. A few intrusive thoughts have certainly crossed my mind: what if he realizes that he likes women better? What if he wants to try OTHER men and gets FOMO? 😓
What's one thing that excites you about your budding relationship and one thing that scares you?
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matchavibesssss 🌱 🇨🇦 @matchatrees.bsky.social · 01/12/2025
My boyfriend is possibly the shyest, most understated person I've met. Strong quiet reliable type. Literally nothing is hotter. So yes, absolutely!
Would you date someone shy?
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matchavibesssss 🌱 🇨🇦 @matchatrees.bsky.social · 30/11/2025
squidward meme "hanging out with parents" vs "seeing my friends playing games"
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matchavibesssss 🌱 🇨🇦 @matchatrees.bsky.social · 30/11/2025
i promise it’s not just you! My ADHD brain has this setting where it reads a message & logs it as 'reply after I do x thing,' and then the 'Later' file immediately gets launched into the Bermuda Triangle. If I forget to reply just send it again or call me out, trust me it's not you it's me 🙂‍↕️
On read
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matchavibesssss 🌱 🇨🇦 @matchatrees.bsky.social · 30/11/2025
Probably more Shane. Because I have problematic taste and am attracted to Ilyas 🫣😬
Ilya or shane
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matchavibesssss 🌱 🇨🇦 @matchatrees.bsky.social · 30/11/2025
hey that's genuinely sweet of you to say. it means a lot to know I meant that much, and whoever you are, our friendship is really important to me too. 🙂‍↕️
NGL question
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matchavibesssss 🌱 🇨🇦 @matchatrees.bsky.social · 30/11/2025
Ooooh good question. 🙂‍↕️🥰🤷‍♂️ Are probably my most used? But the people I chat with can confirm our deny lol
Top 3 most used emoji
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matchavibesssss 🌱 🇨🇦 @matchatrees.bsky.social · 30/11/2025
same! Could always use more besties 🙂‍↕️
I wish we were best friends
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matchavibesssss 🌱 🇨🇦 @matchatrees.bsky.social · 30/11/2025
would always love to meet more local bloomfs tbh so you're always free to say hello, I won't bite 🙂‍↕️😇
i sometimes see you @ the gym n want to say hey but now that ur takeni missed my window n it pmo
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matchavibesssss 🌱 🇨🇦 @matchatrees.bsky.social · 30/11/2025
aw this is so sweet. glad i could be there for you as that and honestly more people just need to be more open about when we're NOT "just doing fine" because mental health convos esp in the gay community seems to be taboo but it's important and healthy 🥰🥰🥰
i don't say it enough but ur one of the few ppl i actually trust to see the real version of me, not the "doing fine" one
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matchavibesssss 🌱 🇨🇦 @matchatrees.bsky.social · 30/11/2025
Hard to think of something nobody knows... maybe only 2 people in the world know that one very bad holiday night, I had someone puke all over my lap in my car after a failed attempt at a blowjob 🫣🤮
What's one thing nobody knows about u
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matchavibesssss 🌱 🇨🇦 @matchatrees.bsky.social · 28/11/2025
Them pillows are absolutely pillowing, holy shit. Also welcome to all the gays just discovering the world of hockey bro MLM fiction 🥺🌈🔥🏒 #heatedrivalry 🍁🇨🇦
Screenshot from heated rivalry
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matchavibesssss 🌱 🇨🇦 @matchatrees.bsky.social · 23/11/2025
The only things I rename in PoGo are my 100IVs lol
screenshot of 100IV pokemon in pokemongo
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matchavibesssss 🌱 🇨🇦 @matchatrees.bsky.social · 21/11/2025
When someone at work IMs you "hi" then makes you wait ages before they follow up with what the FUCK they want/need from you. 😮‍💨
"SEDITIOUS BEHAVIOR, PUNISHABLE BY DEATH"
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matchavibesssss 🌱 🇨🇦 @matchatrees.bsky.social · 21/11/2025
so for my birthday i filled myself up with a ton of different types of meat. it was indecent 😵‍💫 but one must do KBBQ the correct way - the way of leaving the table smelling like campfire and meat sweats.
korean bbq
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matchavibesssss 🌱 🇨🇦 @matchatrees.bsky.social · 21/11/2025
rare birthday thirst trap, mayhaps? 🙂‍↕️
dumbass taking a selfie
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matchavibesssss 🌱 🇨🇦 @matchatrees.bsky.social · 19/11/2025
Happy Mighty Nein day!
Poster Art for The Mighty Nein
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matchavibesssss 🌱 🇨🇦 @matchatrees.bsky.social · 12/11/2025
walked out of the bfs place after our first time finally having sex and the sky looked like a literal fever dream...pinks and purples and greens, swirling above me. took a few moments to realize it was the northern lights and not just post-nut aftershocks. 😮‍💨🫠🥵🤭
Northern Lights
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matchavibesssss 🌱 🇨🇦 @matchatrees.bsky.social · 09/11/2025
Tacky? Or cute?
saxx hotdog pattern boxers
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matchavibesssss 🌱 🇨🇦 @matchatrees.bsky.social · 08/11/2025
Alright bloomfs - I need a new work/laptop bag. Help me pick? What do you like best?
Grid of Herschel bags
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matchavibesssss 🌱 🇨🇦 @matchatrees.bsky.social · 26/10/2025
the brisk mountain air has got to be the best way to get clarity when you need it. 🏔️🧘‍♂️
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matchavibesssss 🌱 🇨🇦 @matchatrees.bsky.social · 25/10/2025
hi.
Gym selfie with text saying gym boys got me acting up
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matchavibesssss 🌱 🇨🇦 @matchatrees.bsky.social · 24/10/2025
hey 🇺🇸 oomfs in sci/heath/tech 👋 looks like Canada is about to roll out a massive new talent attraction plan for U.S. workers. if you’re tired of the general dumpster fire vibes, maybe start looking north. there's a clear path to PR & weather for cute layers but men hot enough to make you shed em. 🇨🇦😘
Canada plots 'talent attraction' plan
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matchavibesssss 🌱 🇨🇦 @matchatrees.bsky.social · 23/10/2025
Honestly, it’s not fair that the Canadians don’t even get the chance to burn down the White House again like they did in 1812, the orange man is already soing the job himself. 🇨🇦😅🔥
East wing of the white house demolished
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