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Smokin Hot Business Goose @mastrbutler.bsky.social · 03/04/2026

My six and a half year old got her ears pierced this weekend and ever since she had looked like a six and a half year old teenager and I fucking can't with this it is too adorable.

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the hype @thehyyyype.bsky.social · 05/03/2026

Prosecutor: the evidence will show that the defendant stole over 87 hamburgers between the dates of February 14th and March 5th Hamburglar: robble robble Prosecutor: no actually fuck you sir

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Smokin Hot Business Goose @mastrbutler.bsky.social · 09/02/2026

This place has been stagnant for a while and the only remotely viable alternative for me is threads, home of the stupidest fucking dipshits and the biggest bot army this side of anywhere, and I don't know where I'm going with this, I just hate everything.

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Smokin Hot Business Goose @mastrbutler.bsky.social · 02/01/2026

Wife and I actually had the attention spans to watch a movie last night, so we rented The Long Walk. I had read the book, so I knew it wasn't exactly a happy fun time extravaganza, but Jesus that was the most aggressively depressing movie I've seen in a while. Like, Hanneke levels of upsetting.

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Smokin Hot Business Goose @mastrbutler.bsky.social · 25/12/2025

I'm a pretty open person with little sexual shame, so I find myself telling people about my vasectomy on occasion. I have now had to specify to two people, one of whom is a tenured professor, that stuff still comes out when you blow a load after you get one. Jesus Christ what a world.

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Smokin Hot Business Goose @mastrbutler.bsky.social · 23/12/2025

So between Jay Z courting favor with the Kushners and Nikki and Kanye doing... All they're doing, I just straight up can't listen to "Monster" anymore can I?

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Smokin Hot Business Goose @mastrbutler.bsky.social · 22/12/2025

Man, no disrespect to cher, but what is the point of doing a live show and lip syncing it? You are literally cher, SNL is so far beneath you but it was bad and unenjoyable to watch these "performances." Why wouldn't they just book a musical guest who can music?

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Cezary Jan Strusiewicz @ostrichson.bsky.social · 04/12/2024

- So last Christmas, I gave her my heart. - You gave her your heart? - I gave her my heart. - Your whole heart? - The entire thing. But guess what she did the next day? - The very next day? - Yeah. - What? - She gave it away. - Just gave it away? - Yeah. - Well 16-year-olds are fickle.

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Smokin Hot Business Goose @mastrbutler.bsky.social · 19/12/2025

My son and I are having a boys' night tonight and, I. The spirit of the occasion, I farted really loudly while sitting next to him. Kid turns, looks me in the eye and asks serious as a heart attack, "are you pooping?"

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Matt Novak @paleofuture.bsky.social · 18/12/2025

It feels like I've run out of things to say about the Democrats. When we're almost a full year into this and they're still voting for Trump's nominees, I'm not sure how you can make the case that the party is salvageable.

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Smokin Hot Business Goose @mastrbutler.bsky.social · 17/12/2025

Trying to get my mom's new iPhone set up and I think I might drive down to Cupertino and start setting fires.

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Smokin Hot Business Goose @mastrbutler.bsky.social · 14/12/2025

My son is currently obsessed with car washes. Since we can't afford to go through one like, every day, we turned to YouTube and holy shit the internet really has everything because there is a psychotic bunch of carwash enthusiasts that have uploaded like, every car wash in the states.

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Smokin Hot Business Goose @mastrbutler.bsky.social · 08/12/2025

Lol Marilyn Manson did a collab with Ronnie Radke? It's always nice when the tremendous pieces of shit group themselves together, making them that much easier to avoid.

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Smokin Hot Business Goose @mastrbutler.bsky.social · 04/12/2025

It only took 2 abject failures to finally figure out the multitudes of things I was doing wrong when cooking ahi steaks, and God damn if the 3rd time wasn't the charm.

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Chatham Harrison dba TRUMP DELENDUS EST @chathamharrison.bsky.social · 13/11/2025

Educated Person: At long last, I have the chance to ask the author about a provocative viewpoint regarding his classic literary novel You Should Be Ashamed of Your Provocative Viewpoint

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Smokin Hot Business Goose @mastrbutler.bsky.social · 10/11/2025

Go listen to the album "Don't Care, Didn't Ask" by Cheap Perfume. Barring some kind of December dark horse, this is absolutely going to be my album of the year. Fierce riotgrrl punk rock that makes you as full of system smashing rage as you were able to be as a teenager.

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Smokin Hot Business Goose @mastrbutler.bsky.social · 09/11/2025

So I watched the new Fantastic 4 movie and while it required you to know just enough about the comic to yadda yadda the origin story, you didn't have to know a single other thing about the MCU to enjoy it. I very much liked that.

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Smokin Hot Business Goose @mastrbutler.bsky.social · 07/11/2025

Sometimes you've just got to show your bestest little guy to strangers on the internet

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Smokin Hot Business Goose @mastrbutler.bsky.social · 05/11/2025

Threads is usually an insufferable place to be, but holy shit it is BAD today. The anti Mamdani copium among the self-proclaimed centrists is a strong batch. And that's not even touching the outright racism from the right and the zionists.

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Joseph Fink, we're going to win @planetoffinks.bsky.social · 05/11/2025

We must take the high road here. These monsters should get a fair trial before they are hung by the state for their crimes

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Abe El-Raheb / Editor & Writer @eldashraheb.bsky.social · 05/11/2025

If you’re still in line, STAY IN LINE

Dersh fantasizing about the Budd Dwyer special

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Smokin Hot Business Goose @mastrbutler.bsky.social · 30/10/2025

My daughter has been kind of despondent that kids around her keep losing teeth and she hasn't lost any (she's only 6, so not out of the ordinary). Anyway, today she discovered a loose tooth and video called me about it before school and her excitement was the cutest damn thing I've seen in ages.

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Smokin Hot Business Goose @mastrbutler.bsky.social · 25/10/2025

Was supposed to go see Between the Buried and Me last night, but due to a bad reaction to my monthly Vivitrol shot instead got to spend the night curled up in a ball in bed, so that was super fun 🙄

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Smokin Hot Business Goose @mastrbutler.bsky.social · 15/10/2025

Am I crazy, or has Elon gotten A LOT quieter ever since they came out with "Grimes but she's programmed to like you"? Like, did we just need an anime girl to encourage him to goon to get him to shut the fuck up?

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Smokin Hot Business Goose @mastrbutler.bsky.social · 15/10/2025

It would honestly be REALLY funny if Taylor Swift was a secret white supremacist spreading encoded hate for YEARS because what? What an insane thing to think! She's a greedy billionaire and wants as much money as possible, so she lets the controversy churn. That's it! That's all there is to it!

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Cezary Jan Strusiewicz @ostrichson.bsky.social · 12/10/2025

Why would anyone get an English degree when I can go to ChatGPT *now* and tell it to summarize all of Western literature in 100 words, then read it out to me in the voice of an anime girl, then make me a drawing of the anime girl, then give the anime girl giant bazongas, then call a priest for me?

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Smokin Hot Business Goose @mastrbutler.bsky.social · 11/10/2025

Rest in piss Ian Watkins. Couldn't have happened to a more deserving piece of shit.

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Dave Andress @davidandress.bsky.social · 11/10/2025

For a long time, the US extreme right was held back from ruthlessly pursuing its goals by the notion that "someone" would stop them & punish them. Trump 1 taught them nobody would stop them, & Biden taught them nobody would punish them. And here we are.

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A.R. Moxon @juliusgoat.bsky.social · 10/10/2025

I've noticed the opposing team's fans only cheer when the opponents score on us. To win those fans over, I recommend we score on ourselves repeatedly; that will surely make them so happy they'll start supporting us. And I'm sure all our fans will keep cheering for us—who else is there to cheer for?

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Smokin Hot Business Goose @mastrbutler.bsky.social · 11/10/2025

Glad my wife and I had kids and I got my vasectomy when I did because what they are doing to childhood vaccines is so fucking scary I could puke

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Smokin Hot Business Goose @mastrbutler.bsky.social · 11/10/2025

Katie Porter would be an infinitely better governor than Newsome, but she needs to get her shit together. The path to victory is much harder if your reputation is "person who treats their subordinates like shit". How well did that go for Amy Klobuchar? Own up and promise to do better, girl!

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Smokin Hot Business Goose @mastrbutler.bsky.social · 11/10/2025

So episode 2 of Alien Earth truly decided that the closing note it wanted was "Tool song about ass fucking". Absolutely WILD decision.

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Smokin Hot Business Goose @mastrbutler.bsky.social · 10/10/2025

No. Fuck you. I'm not starting another account on another app. Get absolutely fucked to death.

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Smokin Hot Business Goose @mastrbutler.bsky.social · 06/10/2025

I was not expecting the beginning of the "Xenomorphs but on earth" show to be this much of a fucking emotional gut punch. A VERY promising sign for the rest of the series.

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Smokin Hot Business Goose @mastrbutler.bsky.social · 05/10/2025

The way some of y'all were talking about the new Superman you'd have thought they name dropped Netanyahu, when this is VERY clearly a Russia/Ukraine metaphor that you can certainly project anti-zionism onto. Still a bomb ass movie, the discourse just now makes a lot more sense.

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Smokin Hot Business Goose @mastrbutler.bsky.social · 03/10/2025

So that Charli diss song is just God awful, right? Real "how do you do fellow kids" energy for the full run.

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Smokin Hot Business Goose @mastrbutler.bsky.social · 03/10/2025

Cooked and ate fish that my wife and I are now suspecting may have just started to go bad because everything feels very shitty so this is very cool.

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Smokin Hot Business Goose @mastrbutler.bsky.social · 01/10/2025

Ok, we've all seen the dumb, unimportant headline about Elon musk's wealth - do we need to keep sharing the articles about it? Seems like it's rewarding "line go up" brand reportage to give those articles ANY exposure...

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JB_AU @jbau.bsky.social · 28/09/2025

This whole section really.

Finally: AI cannot do your job, but an AI salesman can 100% convince your boss to fire you and replace you with an AI that can't do your job, and when the bubble bursts, the money-hemorrhaging "foundation models" will be shut off and we'll lose the AI that can't do your job, and you will be long gone, retrained or retired or "discouraged" and out of the labor market, and no one will do your job.
AI is the asbestos we are shoveling into the walls of our society and our descendants will be digging it out for generations:

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Smokin Hot Business Goose @mastrbutler.bsky.social · 26/09/2025

This is 1000% true and it makes the whole cause look fucking ridiculous.

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Smokin Hot Business Goose @mastrbutler.bsky.social · 24/09/2025

I imagine no negative consequences will ever arise of a large percentage of the population assuming everyone who disagrees with them on the internet is not a real person or is a foreign agent.

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Psy Costanza @ganondalf.bsky.social · 24/09/2025

You simply cannot make me spend my time on this stuff. Oh the president said Tylenol causes autism? Well it doesn't. No I'm not going to pore through research papers to prove it to you. That's not what my time is for. My time is for playing videogames and gazing lovingly at my wife.

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Smokin Hot Business Goose @mastrbutler.bsky.social · 24/09/2025

Lotta shooters who seem to think their bullet casings are essay prompts going around if the authorities are to be believed. (Please note that under no circumstances are the authorities to be believed).

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Smokin Hot Business Goose @mastrbutler.bsky.social · 24/09/2025

Imagine trying to project MAGA big dick energy and then also be fucking terrified of Etsy hippies.

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Smokin Hot Business Goose @mastrbutler.bsky.social · 22/09/2025

Oh thank Christ I can go back to not caring specifically about Jimmy Kimmel.

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Smokin Hot Business Goose @mastrbutler.bsky.social · 22/09/2025

I've got a fantastic slate of shows coming up that may kill me. Over the course of the next week I get to take my kid to see Gloryhammer (her fave), go see Taylor Tomlinson, see an Alkaline Trio headlining gig (offshoot from their current tour), then Cheap Perfume's album release show. #GetSome

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